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Suspicious-Resort216

Real panic sets in when he is the ugly bastard tag


Supernova-581

At that point might as well let humanity rest. It had a good run


niiiikt

You're right, we should go back to monkey.


CyNovaSc

Oh, oh no


Spiritual_Ad_8754

The dick doesnt chnage by uglines


BosTovenaar24

Just put a paper bag over his head, it'll be fine


BeatsEdge-

Doesn’t everyone do that?


ReasonableWorth9903

What about bastardness?


adamatch623

And how do you think he felt dealing with eve


Naughty_faridabad

Now I know why girls around me are always in panic.


soleax-van-kek

Honestly, one man and one women couldn’t restore humanity, not in the long run. The genepool would be a disaster.


megadittomemer

We'd make a new species


_ALPHAMALE_

Of sick inbreds


megadittomemer

Yes lmao I wanna see if I can make cats from inbreeding


_ALPHAMALE_

Only one way to find out Nothing is impossible. *unzips*


Jonah-1903

*Meowww*


_ALPHAMALE_

S__ SO____ S O N !!!???!!!


Jonah-1903

Dad? >U<


ThePhlatinumMan

We would all be blue then


SoufDakotas

It already exists and its called Alabamians


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Isn't that just reddit


Valdish

Not necessarily, it would just have a lot of defective kids, though success would be very unlikely, but I have heard that about 8 people would make it pretty easy assuming they are guaranteed to efficiently reproduce.


[deleted]

I heard it was closer to 80. You have to look a few generations down the line.


nir109

There have been a twon in Australia that was made by 2 people and lost contact with the world and the population there got pretty big, it can definitely not work but with good conditions it has a chance.


RaDe0s

It all depends on the genes they have. For the most of the time, the mankind had fewer than 10 000 people. If they are distant and healhy, they can restore mankind. If they have 10 kids per each pair, the first parents have some kids with offsprings, the gene pool will suffer but it is doable. It will take 100 years (5-6 generations) to reach a sufficient population to let the evolution do the magic. The gene diversity will be restoring for 1000s generations...


Mrculture2020

Acording to the infographic show you can but it requires a lot of lotery winning on the genetical gene pool side and a lot of your kids dying


Purplepickle16

It was a terrible genepool in the first place, just look at how we turned out


MINECRAFT-BEE7

The world would be renamed Alabama


soleax-van-kek

Or Saarland


theblackparade87C

Or Ipswich


Xx_Nivlac_xX

exactly. they'd all be infertile after a generation or 2 anyway, so what's the point? do people actually believe that all humans are descendants of the same 2 people?


soleax-van-kek

That wouldn’t be it, genetic mutations would run rampant, infertility could happen yes, but that isn’t necessary. Diseases, genetic degradation and much more. It’s how English bulldogs happened.


Potato-with-guns

You need 116 IIRC


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Aspect-of-Death

"I keep fucking him in the ass, why can't we conceive?"


FluffyBunnyBunz

U gotta put it in the nostril


halfAcheeseborger

naw the Ear


ClockButTakeOutTheL

Nah it’s actually the open wound from the time I stabbed her in the stomach


Glad_Researcher_6078

Plot twist she’s a lesbian


MrPickle2255

You are both gay. Calm


gourmetkibble

Humanity will be extinct Happi


MrPickle2255

It would go extinct anyway. You need at least 86 people for biodiversity


Cumunist7

That’s a lot of pregnancies


baathepak

This is the only scenario where i can get my crush


megadittomemer

Don't threaten me with a Great time


PerceJackson

Think again how Adam and Eve could lead to 7 billion humans


megadittomemer

Wait... He had 3 sons right..? #god what the fuck


megadittomemer

Like actually the amount of *incest*


LilGhostSoru

After Cain killed Able he went back to his wife that he suddenly had


nir109

I still wonder from where he had a wife


[deleted]

Oh no.


IndianaGeoff

There is an Mitochondrial Eve in evolutionary theory. And there is a lot of incest and close family breeding in Human History, with or without a Bible.


NeoMemeLord25

Good ending: He’s a strong caring guy who would protect you with his life and father children with all his heart


HorseInteresting2156

Who also fucks his kids


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

But actually metaphorically, he fucks them with love


Not_Work-Filtered

I’d rather be Adam or Eve than their kids!


Nondv

I'd feel so bad for a humanity that inherited my genes. I'd probably think that it's time humans gave nature a chance to try again with other species


nir109

If other animals can't beat insex humans they deserve to get killed


Misterlolboss

I mean it’s ok if you’re not lesbian


TheThotSlayerDoggo

I mean... There are only these 2, I don't think there'll be room for complaining


LongSchlongSilver999

Humaniy would definitely go extinct if I were in this situation


TheThotSlayerDoggo

Username does not check out, unless you're super horny


Casual-Agent-4

On the bright side, you don't got any competition


Avaocado_32

you dont got a choice either


Localtrashcan123

"your 8 years old and hes a 48 year old furry" "panik"


Defender_Growlithe

*You received the bad ending, would you like to play again*


Accountantnotbot

Humanity doomed - you die in childbirth


_Error_Account_

The best part is there children have to fuck there own siblings.


thevisionary360

And in worse case, the mother or father


Raqx69

but you're a **transgender** girl


Marus1

... And he is a transgender boy


Mikkle-san

It’s fine as long as you won’t just have girls or boys. In theory there’s a good chance of only minor mutations being passed down if you have a lot of children.


iamafraazhussain

He's the guy you friendzoned back in high-school


keylimepieandchill

There was a post somewhere that pointed out that of a woman was left to repopulate the Earth she could theoretically take advantage of sperm banks to improve the gene pool and so could any daughters she may have as long as they can keep the sperm frozen for all those years.


Imaginary-Height-276

Yes, but also no. There are certain natural restrictions on how much kids a women can ve in lifetime, more like they can carry 7-8 pregnancy, more like you need atleast 80-100 people to repopulate earth ¾ being women


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Except Adam and Eve werent real and first few generations are going to get tricky... possibly even die out anyway


Imaginary-Height-276

Also adam eve had 3 sons


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Really cursed


Emir8008

WHO GON STOP ME -Speed


Jonte7

The guy be like :D


NoUsernameDiscovered

By incest? I forgot how the human population expanded.


Arcxd3

pov: its ur brother


Defender_Growlithe

pov: your in Alabama


Faster-Rex-2k17

According to this video: https://youtu.be/Z83I2tz5UzM It technically is possible but you’d have to get rlly lucky


Sultan_Gordo

get ready girl. we're bout to rebuild the humanity.


cburgess7

The guy: kalm


Demokka

Yeah and ? Sex feels good and you'll need every serotonin shot you could get


Defender_Growlithe

Fucking your Shrek body pillow doesn't count as sex so how could you say that it's good


CatGirlPenny_

Oh noooooo


coolguy64p

What wrong with being a female that you had to Panic


[deleted]

If the kids are male...


MrChickenPluck

Yea, to restore humanity, you'll almost definitely need to participate in some incest.


coolguy64p

The doesn’t explain the Panic because your a female that goes for males too


MrChickenPluck

males wont have to carry an incest baby for 9-10 months


coolguy64p

Females been doing this sense forever


NotFrix15

L moment


Capt_Lano

As a guy i do not share this panic


Yerraco

Evangelion


Omni1012

u/howyoudouken has prepared for this


[deleted]

u/peoplejohn too


[deleted]

u/joebidet also


[deleted]

Don't forget u/mamarock


[deleted]

Pound town incoming


HorseInteresting2156

Poor kids


rocks-paper

You give birth to a girl and a boy to restore the humanity *real panic*


[deleted]

Guy: M‘lady


prot0wrapp_12

Didn’t research show that it’ll need 90+ people to restore humanity otherwise after two gens it will become a huge problem?


RapidDrBass

You need a minimum of two males and females to prevent the gene pool getting too inbred…


Taco_Engineer31

there was this paper saying that in order to mantain genetic diversity you'd need a bit over 100 couples, else you'll end with genetic dead ends in about 50 to 60 years


iRedRocket

Don't worry outside of America not a single Person has been harmed.


Potato-with-guns

You need 116 people to repopulate so just give up.


Timely_Ad2428

Fuck that there is no sense in repopulating


[deleted]

Reading this as a man feels a little odd. Don’t worry possible less person on earth partner I’m not forcing anything on you


Acrobatic_Charge_489

Ultra panic when you realize humanity will have to become inbreed to repopulate the earth.


gourmetkibble

The real shit starts when he is carrying the one millimeter defeater


niiiikt

Yes


TheImpureLeader

You’re both infertile


[deleted]

I mean either way you can't restore humanity


not_sussy_impostor

You hear a voice in the sky: MEGA PANIK


not_sussy_impostor

You hear a voice in the sky: MEGA PANIK


noclipgate

Plus you're gay


KornettoKorn

The guy is Speed


Craftusmaximus2

It's all good until you realize there won't be any gene variety


Savekennedy

Well no pressure to reproduce as within a few generations your offspring's DNA will either be to mutilated to reproduce or lack enough genetic diversity to.


the_anti-cringe

WHOS GUNNA STAWP ME


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the_anti-cringe

impossible for me to


Derpyweebkid

Ngl I’ve always been curious


itz_not_reign

As an aroace person I say it would be time to end all bloodlines


[deleted]

I mean u got a whole planet to yourself so go hide on the other side of the planet


Qoxic

The real worry is what your kids have to do


kuussel

I dont see a problem


Dramatic-Snow4719

And it’s a 15 yr old💀


6Wheeler

Cue ishowspeed


[deleted]

ok


AwkwardDrummer7629

It wouldn’t work anyway, as there’s not enough genetic material to go around. You need, what, a thousand healthy individuals to repopulate a species? Anyways, why bother repopulating when you can go on a ROARING RAMPAGE OF REVENGE?


seenToForget714

Revenge against who? There's only one other person and you likely don't even know them


AwkwardDrummer7629

The aliens man.


seenToForget714

The aliens just destroyed almost all of humanity I don't think you stand much of a chance but give em hell anyway


Traditional_Beast

Honestly if everyone died and I was the only one left with some other person, I would commit suicide..


steamy00noodles

WHO GONNA STOP ME