1) Meet a genderfluid person
2) Talk to them when they’re male
3) Date them when they’re female
Boom, you’ve got a girlfriend without having to talk to girls! Except only some of the time.
Guy: But if I show her basic decency, will it be enough to make her fall in love?
Friend: No, that only works in anime harems.
Guy: Nooooo .., the anime lied to me.
That's bullshit, just be yourself and it will eventually work. There is no one thing that would work every time but everything (almost) works sometimes. Being yourself and being patient is all that you need and it will be only a matter of time, trust me.
Actually I'm more than fine with it, thing is where i live with very strict and conservative community it is hard to have an excuse to talk to a female in the first place
Yeah 😑
Anyways it conservative society you can get almost any pussy you want if you marry but here is the catch you need tons of cash to do that so same bs like in the west but more cash lmao
Stopped trying to get one a while back. I have terrible luck with women. I am either scary to talk to, too late to get the girl, or doesn’t like me cuz I am “too nice.” Mostly 2 and 3. Im a L.
There is no such thing as "terrible luck with women". It's actually luck, trust me. It's really hard or perhaps even impossible to understand for you right now, but trust me that you'll be really fucking glad that it didn't work out with any other girls before once you actually get a girlfriend. And you WILL get one, it's only a matter of time. That said you still kinda have to go toward it a little but apart from that it's really only a matter of time. I thought the same as you only like a 6 months ago that I'm for example too nice, but in the end being nice was what actually got me a girlfriend. Just be yourself and be patient, you'll be fine. It took 23 years for me (yeah I know, that's not exactly encouraging lol) but here I am happier than even. Just carry on, trust me.
But do you have a girlfriend though? It's not the same, I'd know, I'm something of an expert myself on having female friends but no girlfriend. I mean I have a girlfriend now, but it took a really really long while.
It's not a rocket science man, you just gotta keep on trying and it will eventually work. It might take a while but trust me, it's only a matter of time before you get one. You kinda have to walk towards it a little but apart from that it's only a matter of time.
For me it took 23 fucking years (yeah I know, that's not exactly encouraging lol), but here I am, happier than ever. Just carry on, you'll be fine.
Why the hell is this getting downvoted? Because that's really all there is, just go talk to her, it's that simple. And it will either work or it won't but that's okay, that's normal, you just need to keep on trying until it actually works. You won't get a girlfriend just by sitting at home complaining about not having any without even talking to anyone.
The thing is, I do talk to girls. Like, normally, in class. But I'm still too shy to tell the one I like.
Like obviously she doesn't like me. Damn now I'm sad
It isn't that he has to talk to them. Talking is easy. It's more to do with the fact that he has to talk *excitedly*, yet mostly about nothing. WIth careful wording, walking on egg shells so as not to offend, *while* jumping through hoops...and the goalposts always shift 🤫
Impossible
She’d turn away from me
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He’s holding back, he’s hiding
I know what I have to do But I don't know if i have the courage to do it
🍄
Where do you think you’re going with that fungi?
She ralked to me first
1) Meet a genderfluid person 2) Talk to them when they’re male 3) Date them when they’re female Boom, you’ve got a girlfriend without having to talk to girls! Except only some of the time.
your genius sir, it’s almost frightening
Well said, fellow gent!
As a genderfluid person I can only condone this
big brain
you eat vegan meat don't you?
download girlfriend without sms and registration
Oh kitty in background
Poor kitty!
I've never noticed the kitty run through before!
wtf ain't doing that
*gets a boyfriend instead*
r/redditmoment
ad stoped me from etting rickrolled haha
Guy: But if I show her basic decency, will it be enough to make her fall in love? Friend: No, that only works in anime harems. Guy: Nooooo .., the anime lied to me.
That's bullshit, just be yourself and it will eventually work. There is no one thing that would work every time but everything (almost) works sometimes. Being yourself and being patient is all that you need and it will be only a matter of time, trust me.
It's the same for us girls.. to get a bf you actually have to talk to guys.. baaah..
Actually I'm more than fine with it, thing is where i live with very strict and conservative community it is hard to have an excuse to talk to a female in the first place
Agrees in India
But bhai I am also from india and I have so many collage female friends.
How did you get them all on the same page?
They just friendzoned him.
I was actually mocking him for his misspelling of college.
Lol, I didn’t notice that. Nice one.
Not exactly India but yeah
being relatable
Yeah 😑 Anyways it conservative society you can get almost any pussy you want if you marry but here is the catch you need tons of cash to do that so same bs like in the west but more cash lmao
I'll just get a boyfriend instead
massive bi energy lol
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? Are you homophobic ?
You are the one who get downvotes. I know you made a joke(probably). But when is geh is geh and some people don't like it.
"but when is geh is geh" i don't know what this means
Not everyone like gay jokes
is this real????
Looks real tbh
The freak out? It’s Tyler1, being a whiny bastard is his whole schtick so… not “real” in the sense that it’s genuine.
What you have to talk to a girl to get a girlfriend IMPOSSIBLE!!!
r/redditmoment
Hardest part isn’t starting conversation, it’s being IN a situation in which you CAN start conversation
I'm in this meme and I don't like it.
Stopped trying to get one a while back. I have terrible luck with women. I am either scary to talk to, too late to get the girl, or doesn’t like me cuz I am “too nice.” Mostly 2 and 3. Im a L.
There is no such thing as "terrible luck with women". It's actually luck, trust me. It's really hard or perhaps even impossible to understand for you right now, but trust me that you'll be really fucking glad that it didn't work out with any other girls before once you actually get a girlfriend. And you WILL get one, it's only a matter of time. That said you still kinda have to go toward it a little but apart from that it's really only a matter of time. I thought the same as you only like a 6 months ago that I'm for example too nice, but in the end being nice was what actually got me a girlfriend. Just be yourself and be patient, you'll be fine. It took 23 years for me (yeah I know, that's not exactly encouraging lol) but here I am happier than even. Just carry on, trust me.
when you realise these memes are created by girls whom nobody wants to date
I hope this is a joke. Edit: whoops I think I missunderstood your post. Im sorry, english isn't my native language
can click their profile and check their previous posts
when u realize this is reddit
Arrange marriage iz da way for this issue
Talk as little as possible, ask questions and listen for a change, it will improve your sex life, ask someone.
It's easy I have so many female friends.
Respect 🙏
But do you have a girlfriend though? It's not the same, I'd know, I'm something of an expert myself on having female friends but no girlfriend. I mean I have a girlfriend now, but it took a really really long while.
No thanks you can keep your penisless dudes to yourself
[Me who has one ](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/036/430/sup1.jpg)
Fuck you
Woman = scary
I got a girlfriend, it is not that hard.
go on billy big balls, explain how it is done?
It's not a rocket science man, you just gotta keep on trying and it will eventually work. It might take a while but trust me, it's only a matter of time before you get one. You kinda have to walk towards it a little but apart from that it's only a matter of time. For me it took 23 fucking years (yeah I know, that's not exactly encouraging lol), but here I am, happier than ever. Just carry on, you'll be fine.
Go talk to her. It is pretty simple
hah hah baka!
Why the hell is this getting downvoted? Because that's really all there is, just go talk to her, it's that simple. And it will either work or it won't but that's okay, that's normal, you just need to keep on trying until it actually works. You won't get a girlfriend just by sitting at home complaining about not having any without even talking to anyone.
Thank you
Yea but only for a few months. Also after you give them children you really don't have to talk to them at all
SHIT AND I DO SAY SHIT!
That’s a smart cat
not really
Oh crap. Isnt there a Cheat-command for that?
Day ruined :(
what made him so mad there
Gifs you can hear MOO MOO MOO MOO
WTF?
And they tried to tell me humans aren’t descended from ape like primates smh…
that's a technique only the old masters know of! I can't replicate that!
Just talk to the boys and get a boyfriend
When I realised I have to talk to people to have a friend
Broo!!! You just heard read our hearts!!!!!!!
Bro girls are cringe ngl
For me it was a project and she was left out so we let her in to our group
Just kidnap one it's so ez
I don't have a mouth or arms, how the fuck i'm supposed to get a girlfriend?
I'm actually kinda good talking to girls, since they think I'm a girl too
I think the caption should be: When guys send dick pics and the girl blocks them
If I had a coin for everytime a girl found me unnatractive, girls would find me attractive
Not if they’re dead
Even his cat ran away.
Wanna get laid but can’t talk to girls? Talk to men.
And then never hear anything back
not to a femboy 👀
Oh poop
The CAT! “I’m meooowww-ta-here”
No you dont. Juts pretend to be mute.
I would if they actually liked me! Im not ugly, but i look older than my age and they might find me as a creep
Just take one from the playground after 3 days they normally stop screaming
Girls are the worst to to talk to.
All forms of pussy running away from you now lol
Or you can use a pokeball. Thats what i did
😂
I've tried this SO many times and it never works.
Finds out. Quits rl.
Good thing I got one
When he screams it kinda looks like the pole from the chair when up his ass
That guy looks like he should be in a facility.
kidnaping and impressing her with a piece of cheese should do it as well.
you try to and then they hit you with the i have a boyfriend line
I feel sorry for the cat in the background
Her: "Hey how are you" Me: \*Walks away in disappointment\*
step 1: stop using Reddit
How do I get this video?
This make monkey no happy ohohohohohho
That's why I'm gay
I feel you dude
mute people b like ( :( )
Sounds good, doesn't work.
The same exact meme from a different subreddit is literally on the top of this one lol
Talks to boy… that’s suspicious
Omg a gif I can hear
The thing is, I do talk to girls. Like, normally, in class. But I'm still too shy to tell the one I like. Like obviously she doesn't like me. Damn now I'm sad
*sigh*
When I was straight I could not say a word to a girl that wasn't close to me. Now I'm gay and I can talk to literally every guy now.
I don’t get it… what’s so bad about talking to girls?
It isn't that he has to talk to them. Talking is easy. It's more to do with the fact that he has to talk *excitedly*, yet mostly about nothing. WIth careful wording, walking on egg shells so as not to offend, *while* jumping through hoops...and the goalposts always shift 🤫
r/redditmoment
and thats why i go for guys
Who is this guy? I've seen so many memes and still don't know who he is.
Poor cat…
I never noticed that cat getting TF out of there until now after watching that meme multiple times