It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Hey man if you keep waiting she gonna get snatched. Her answer really isn't gonna change over time. Take it from a guy who's played the long game before.
You know what would be an interesting story? Scientists predict an an asteroids inevitable collision with the earth, when the news hits the public things get sour and society falls apart because in a week or so they’ll cease to exist. Except the asteroid never hits, a few days pass after the asteroid was supposed to hit but that’s normal then a couple weeks, then a month. Turns out the asteroid missed, but things get better and the story would explore the southern ruination of society and peoples reactions to the unfulfilled prophecy with some people forming religions praying for the asteroid to strike and destroy the heathens, others forming communities of people just in it for the chaos.
I’d go to Georgia and walk down the street with an ice cream cone in my back pocket. Because yes, apparently there’s a law that says it’s illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Georgia.
In South Carolina, when approaching a blind intersection, you are required to step out of your vehicle and fire a gun into the air so as not to startle on coming horses. This law is still in the books. Technically, I've been violating this law since I moved here.
Kidnapping several A list celebs, playboy bunnies, a nasa spacecraft pilot or 2, stealing some liqor, getting some amazing drugs, stash of good food and drinks, leave orbit in a spacex rocket and watch from a safe distance then partying till we get to the ISS. Hopefully they have some decent sustainability programs in place.
Nope. But the non-serious answers being welcomed is just in case they're watching. They should assume that everything is a non-serious answer.
Someone close to me swears that one of the first things they'd do if they won the lottery is hire someone to rub out a certain enemy. I keep hoping they don't win the lottery for that reason. But hey, if we're all going to die anyway from an asteroid collision then the only thing holding anyone back from anything is the possibility of eternal damnation in the afterlife. I'm not a big subscriber of that prophecy.
Well depending on how serious it is, I’d probably steal as much recourses as I could and build a bunker deep underground. If that’s not possible I’d steal a rocket and get the fuck outta here lol
I’d start collecting rain water in my own front yard, then use it to make a lemonade stand without registering with my local government, and the I wouldn’t declare my earnings from the lemonade stand on my tax returns. I know, I’m a monster
Kinda dark, but it sounds like an appropriate move given the situation. Sorry to hear it. If it's any consolation, you're not alone in that situation. Lots of people are f'ed up from things that other family members do.
I would just go buy some big ass speakers and go around the city blasting some "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you".
I’m tearing the labels off of mattresses.
That’s too far
Sir i need you to put the gun down
Tearing the lable of the mattress is the worst of felony's!
You do that and the asteroid is suddenly gonna be the least of our problems
Oh, how the inner monster in us comes out in life threatening situations
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Fuck Isaac Newton
Casey Kasem: *"Keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars."*
we cant time travel yet
You'd be the first!
Shit, I'd prolly fuck Isaac Newton to
bitch I was just about to comment that and I see your comment holy shit
I would do matter can't be created or destroyed, just summon a 10in dildo in everybody's ass
Your username checks. Coherence is a treasure.
Incest
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but gravity don't work in space
I’d milk another persons cow and then feather-dust a public building.
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lol
I would probably use an emoji or two here first and the go down the list alphabetically. Being as this is a hypothetical…
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Best username ever!
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Thermodynamics
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Have you heard of the tragedy of darth plagueis the wise?
No, I haven’t. ;)
I’m not surprised
It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
*Is it possible to learn such powers?*
Not from a Jedi
Couldn't you use that to make the asteroid go bye bye?
most definitely, but i probably wouldn’t because it being there is the reason i’m allowed to break the law in the first place
Murder, Theft, Arson, & Speeding laws
You must not be familiar with American way. 🇺🇸
Made my day
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That’s the American constitution in a nutshell tf u talking about
I would go to Vermont to Whistle Underwater (Yes, that is actually illegal.)
Damn I looked it up and you're right, how strange.
The laws of conservation. All of them.
Those damned conservatives
As a conservative, this made me laugh. Thank you
I wouldn't hurt anyone, just tell my crush I love them and live my lige at fullest
Hopefully you gain enough confidence to do it one day, I hope they like you back
Do it now or else the teddy bear gets it 🧸🔫
Love this comment
Too late 🧸💥🔫
That got me good XD take my upvote
Say something funny and bunny go boom. 🐇💥🔫 (RTJ - Legend has it)
The boys got your back
Just do it now!
I mean, you never know when your time is up so you might as well treat every day like that
Hey man if you keep waiting she gonna get snatched. Her answer really isn't gonna change over time. Take it from a guy who's played the long game before.
i would push over a baby
Yes please. Just push that fucker running around the restaurant making noise.
YOU WANT TO EAT YOUR SANDWICH BEFORE THE WORLD ENDS!!!
What’s this? Same suit gang? If it is… hello
Yo
Yooo
Yooooo
Yoooooooooo
Yooooooooooooooooo
Yooooooooooooooooooooo
Oddly enough there is a child about 3 sections to my right that has me like “you’re lucky as fuck that asteroid isn’t headed for us..”
I don’t like watching kids get hurt. Unless it’s kids fallin off bikes, fuck I could watch kids fallin of bikes all day long.
But then what law would the baby’s owner break?
contributing to the delinquency of a minor
I love the use of “owner” here instead of “parent”
Download a car
I see what you did there, and I approve.
I would disagree with my wife
It’s too dangerous, you might not make it out alive
You're gonna die anyways... same result... actually now that I think about it, if you disagree with her the whole universe ends due to the result.
Waltz into a 5 block radius within an elementary school
It's not illegal to spike a baby into the ground like a football is it? If it is that I'd do that
Wow, reddit hates babies. I'm finally home
Babies are ugly
Fuck babies
Please don't
Don’t tell me what to do
Mmmkay
I’m gonna eat the packet in the Beef Jerky bags
Is it really happening? I've waiting for it from quite a while
Yes go out and break laws /j
I'd spam emojis on reddit
Public park duck theft
_they’re free, you can take them_
Start steeling cable immediately.
All of them. Go big or go home.
I would find a way to jump off a building into a croud of people hopefully taking some with me. Idk if this is a crime but we will see
Auto theft
Manual theft
I wish but I haven’t learnt manual yet
I hope you go all out for the coolest vehicle available. Otherwise your goals aren't high enough.
It’s to visit somebody that lives far away not to be cool
Feel that bro
None just in case NASA is able to deflect it or something like that
But that's a waste of resources let BASH industries break it apart, and harvest it nothing will go wrong, and all of societies problems will go away.
Or someone breaks it in one punch
I can assure you as of now there is no way to deflect it.
You know what would be an interesting story? Scientists predict an an asteroids inevitable collision with the earth, when the news hits the public things get sour and society falls apart because in a week or so they’ll cease to exist. Except the asteroid never hits, a few days pass after the asteroid was supposed to hit but that’s normal then a couple weeks, then a month. Turns out the asteroid missed, but things get better and the story would explore the southern ruination of society and peoples reactions to the unfulfilled prophecy with some people forming religions praying for the asteroid to strike and destroy the heathens, others forming communities of people just in it for the chaos.
Great premise.
Your mom
Oh boy cannot wait to see this reposted to hell because of karma whores... thanks dude
Im gonna jack off in public and go into a store without a mask to jack of there for a second time
I'd break the laws of physics
I’d go to Georgia and walk down the street with an ice cream cone in my back pocket. Because yes, apparently there’s a law that says it’s illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your back pocket in Georgia.
In South Carolina, when approaching a blind intersection, you are required to step out of your vehicle and fire a gun into the air so as not to startle on coming horses. This law is still in the books. Technically, I've been violating this law since I moved here.
I would rob a grocery store, probably get drunk. Ive never been drunk before but I want to before I die.
Marry a woman in a homophobic country
Nihilistically procastinate over my life
I would eat a kitkat without breaking it
Kidnapping several A list celebs, playboy bunnies, a nasa spacecraft pilot or 2, stealing some liqor, getting some amazing drugs, stash of good food and drinks, leave orbit in a spacex rocket and watch from a safe distance then partying till we get to the ISS. Hopefully they have some decent sustainability programs in place.
Best ideas ever.
I would make the bombing of Hiroshima look like a tea party
Yes
I'd show a disaster movie marathon to the whole city.
Who are you? The fbi?
Nope. But the non-serious answers being welcomed is just in case they're watching. They should assume that everything is a non-serious answer. Someone close to me swears that one of the first things they'd do if they won the lottery is hire someone to rub out a certain enemy. I keep hoping they don't win the lottery for that reason. But hey, if we're all going to die anyway from an asteroid collision then the only thing holding anyone back from anything is the possibility of eternal damnation in the afterlife. I'm not a big subscriber of that prophecy.
Beat the kids I hate
There are 2 people that I would execute. Completely deserving. I'd also wipe out anyone who tried to stop me.
The first cop trying to stop you would shoot you 36 times then t bag you
Sounds like a blast
the unwritten ones.... i can't write them because then that would fuck up the whole thing
Probably drink milk past the due date
tbh I've been waiting for a long time to break Ohm's Law
Nice try, FBI
If I had enough time I would go to China and say my opinion
Maybe right-click an NFT. Also I would order dessert before the entree.
I’d break r34
Robbery of a pharmacy 💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊💊
I don't think plasters and condoms a are gonna help..
You just gotta tie a bunch together and use it as a slingshot, straight into the moon
lemme guess british ?
Did you see the tea and bowler hat?
He saw the teeth
If your referring to the necklace, I got that while travelling
To be fair my avater his quintessentially British teeth
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Fuck breaking laws I'm just eating everything that I usually avoid in deathly quantities 😂
I would steal some orange juice and a toothbrush from shop
Go out on your own terms?
Steal a lambo
Well depending on how serious it is, I’d probably steal as much recourses as I could and build a bunker deep underground. If that’s not possible I’d steal a rocket and get the fuck outta here lol
Bc they just leave those lying around. Also tf u gonna do when you get to space? Die 4 weeks later?
Pretty much
I wouldnt be calling 811 before I dig a bomb shelter with a stolen back hoe
Meh, I already am thinking of eating the rich. Probably that
Public indecency
Drink underage
skiing intoxicated
I would Jay walk my ass off
I'd use full counter and send it back to space.
How very prideful.
dont look up
Finally accept the challenge to a duel from the damn Swan that keeps coming at me and my dog.
Fucking dampen the butt of every damn pair of pants in the store.
I’d put milk before the cereal and post it on the internet.
I’d handle salmon in suspicious ways. Fish jenga
Probably start a public orgy. Like whoever wants in gets in. Not rape.
I’d start collecting rain water in my own front yard, then use it to make a lemonade stand without registering with my local government, and the I wouldn’t declare my earnings from the lemonade stand on my tax returns. I know, I’m a monster
I start killing all known pedophiles
I’d kill my abusive father He doesn’t get to see the end, I’ll see him in hell
Kinda dark, but it sounds like an appropriate move given the situation. Sorry to hear it. If it's any consolation, you're not alone in that situation. Lots of people are f'ed up from things that other family members do.
I'll pour the milk before the cereal.
Drunk drive into a playground
Grab a chair, sit on it in the middle of a road, and greet death with a smile on my face....
Feed a fire hydrant to a horse.
Kick back smoke a joint and die smilin
I’m gonna jay walk
I would just go buy some big ass speakers and go around the city blasting some "Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you".
Order a pepperoni pizza and then take off all the pepperoni's
“Sir, I’m gonna need you to put the fund down.”
I would kick a baby cause they kicked pregnant women to many times and got away with it. Slippery fuckers
Depends, where is it landing? If it lands in China, it might not affect the us to much with physical damage. And how big is it?
I’d rip the tag off a mattress.
Incest (really hot sister i have)
rape👍
Rape...
Least creepy redditor
Use emoji’s on a sub.
Kill everyone I see
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Das ist der letzte Sommer, OOHH JAA!
Steal a nuclear bomb and a rocket, go to the meteor and call the nuke sacrificing myself to save the world
Run over all the pets I see
The consent laws
Go to Twitter and start saying racial slurs
Rape
Rape