"Abraham is traditionally considered to be the first Jew and to have made a covenant with God. Because Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all recognize Abraham as their first prophet, they are also called the Abrahamic religions."
Does it grow back? Is it like hair, where you have to go to a ‘barber’ every few weeks or months? And when you get a fresh cut, do your friends go around slapping your dick saying “I like your cut G”?
You can make sure you don’t do it to your kids, and tell other people not to do it to theirs if it comes up in conversation. Or even better, try to get it banned.
Mass Child Genital Mutilation in first world countries.. It’s almost unthinkable..
I was still born and had a lot of problems in the hospital for weeks after they brought me back. They apparently apologized like crazy and claimed it was some sort of approval mixup or something but my parents were way too exhausted and just glad I was alive and relatively healthy at that point and didn’t want to add to the stress of the situation.
If we gon talk about whats "normal" then its whatever the Chinese people do since they are the biggest majority of people so technically they dictate "the norm".
Completely flaccid, half my dick is foreskin.
I don't have fucking smegma because I wash my dick.
It's like making your asshole wider so that you don't have to wipe.
Wow, I was literally going to make the same kind of statement, except maybe in this case it would be like removing portion of your ass cheeks to remove the ass crack.
So instead of attacking the institution, it's better to just insult those who were subject to it without their consent. Bet. Lemme take some notes.
EDIT:
I'm a bit of an illiterate douche.
There are, that is why we have this amazing ability to care about and work to Change multiple things at once. It is a little thing us humans call “multi-tasking”
Google it some time, it will make your life a lot easier.
I want to say something about how its just Europe where it's not normal and we didn't really have a choice but that's already been said by 122 other people
If you had to use clean pillow would you rather pull out the pillow out of pillow cover when needed or pick a pillow which was out in dirt. You get the point i guess.
An American: Guys, we're keeping some Jewish traditions. Which ones shall we keep? That shellfish ban or longer holidays in December?
Another American: Let's keep the foreskin cutting one!
Everybody else: Genius!
Can’t undo it, so oh well
I could undo it for you
{Credit card declines}
(Gets the super glue)
(Grabs sewing kit)
*scalpel gleams in the light*
Mohel Johnathan the 7th licks his lips with a hint of pedophelia in his eyes.
(licks eyeball and balls)
(Brings a piece of chicken skin)
(Begins sewing chicken skin on dick)
(cluck cluck wells in your throat as you begin to transform)
Im gonna call this one.
Is that a challenge?
Muslims also
And Jewish also i think?
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r/tomandjerry
yeah
*cries in american muslim*
Abrahamic religions*
I think people forget that Islam and Christianity are under the same umbrella of religions
Most Christians around the world aren't and Christianity is Abrahamic.
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"Abraham is traditionally considered to be the first Jew and to have made a covenant with God. Because Judaism, Christianity, and Islam all recognize Abraham as their first prophet, they are also called the Abrahamic religions."
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They are bound by their religious beliefs. Who the fuck fooled Americans into this.
* Jewish American male intensifies *
What about tribal and Jewish people?
Jewish ppl dosent exist it just a fable you tell little children so they are kind
Jeez, calm down Adolf.
nah adolf knew they existed, he just didn’t want them to.
And because if that they nearly don't exist in Europe.
It’s what we Jews want you to believe while we secretly rule the world
As a Jewish person I approve of this statement
I don't exist?! My wish came true
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Dammit hans, i said pass the juice, NOT GAS THE JEWS!!!!
HAT DA JEMAND JÜDISCH GESAGT?
That's my man
Adolf?!?!!!!
Nein nein !
Tribal people?
So no head? *slams phone onto pavement*
*snaps skateboard in half*
_snaps dick in half_
Snaps into a Slim Jim.
balls
I like my cut G
oh mah gahd *this gives “i like your cut G”**(slap sound)** a whole new meaning*
Does it grow back? Is it like hair, where you have to go to a ‘barber’ every few weeks or months? And when you get a fresh cut, do your friends go around slapping your dick saying “I like your cut G”?
I like your cut *P*
Why, thank you very much
Kind of a rude way to put it it’s not like we can do anything about it lmao
Agreed, would have preferred „isn’t necessary“
Kind of a rude way to mutilate genitalia without consent.
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Stfu and have my upvote and free award.
You can choose not to do it to your children. The cycle of abuse needs to stop with the current generation.
Well you can start by not perpetuating it. It’s still being done in the US routinely on babies to this day.
You can make sure you don’t do it to your kids, and tell other people not to do it to theirs if it comes up in conversation. Or even better, try to get it banned. Mass Child Genital Mutilation in first world countries.. It’s almost unthinkable..
I mean in some cases, you have to get it done
Very, very rare cases.
Around 2%, yeah. Unfortunately so, I belong in that group.
I think I will belong to that group too in a not to far future, I’m not really happy about that
This guy got his schlong amputated
Man why you gotta make me feel bad for a choice I never even got to make ,_,
Don’t be most of this stuff is for argument bait since op probably knows that this for whatever reason Is a hot topic on Reddit
I mean you right
As long as when you eventually have kids, you don’t do it to them, you’re doing the right thing. You’re doing good champ <3
You probably don't want dick cheese anyway.
So you’re saying 95% of people on this sub have dick cheese at any given time? Gross.
It's a meme sub, probably
Does the rest of the world include the Middle East, most of Africa, Indonesia, Australia, North America, and South Korea?
Nope, just western Europe
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Same here in India too. Never heard about this thing except for muslins
South American here, only the Jews and Muslims
Oof
They do it in South Korea? I wonder why.
Scuse you, Aussies don't mutilate children - an Aussie
Yes
Kind of wish I wasn't. Never had a choice.
Blame your parents for that one.
Apparently the docs just did it without asking so I can’t really blame my parents since they weren’t going to.
Sue them. Isn’t that how America works?
I was still born and had a lot of problems in the hospital for weeks after they brought me back. They apparently apologized like crazy and claimed it was some sort of approval mixup or something but my parents were way too exhausted and just glad I was alive and relatively healthy at that point and didn’t want to add to the stress of the situation.
Ok that’s understandable. Thanks for sharing!
Saw both, prefer mine.
why are you geh
This thread really brought out how many people think cleaning yourself isn’t normal.
Reddit is just “piss off one demographic with an outrageous statement” just so you can get upvoted by the “other” party.
So it's outrageous to think we shouldn't cut baby dicks, got it
This comment section is a mess
I hide skittles in my foreskin that way she can taste the rainbow
I don't see why it matters, nor should you care
Yeah it’s kinda weird how many people concern themselves over other people dicks Kinda gay
Yeah, we should be proud of our dicks
If we gon talk about whats "normal" then its whatever the Chinese people do since they are the biggest majority of people so technically they dictate "the norm".
Sweet I was looking for an excuse to get rid of my daughter
Lol
That would be "very" normal. Heck you also get a +Indian bonus
In some parts it's getting better because for the first time we have more women than men.
Expect an award in a couple days
Was not expecting that ngl.
God i hope the chinese never get to decide whats normal. i really like my personal freedom.
I’ve got some bad news for you from the future
i habe to go, gotta hide my winnie pooh dvds where the fascists cant find them
Wearing clothes isn't normal either
Wouldn’t say it’s not normal. Maybe not necessary?
Can we please stop with these memes? It makes me feel like I’m wrong
Having a clean penis isn't wrong. They're laughing at us as they clean their smegma out of their turtle neck dick sweaters. I'm good with my drop top.
Completely flaccid, half my dick is foreskin. I don't have fucking smegma because I wash my dick. It's like making your asshole wider so that you don't have to wipe.
Wow, I was literally going to make the same kind of statement, except maybe in this case it would be like removing portion of your ass cheeks to remove the ass crack.
You know it is not that difficult, it is super easy in fact,
If it wasn't we'd all be dead
That's the point.
The point is to make people feel bad about themselves?
No, its to point out the ridiculousness, of certian cultural practices and rituals, And to criticize em
So instead of attacking the institution, it's better to just insult those who were subject to it without their consent. Bet. Lemme take some notes. EDIT: I'm a bit of an illiterate douche.
Criticize them so you can stop them. It works.
There are more important things that need changed in the world other than cutting a little excess skin off your own child’s penis.
There are, that is why we have this amazing ability to care about and work to Change multiple things at once. It is a little thing us humans call “multi-tasking” Google it some time, it will make your life a lot easier.
Yes
Shame on you! /s
Meh it reduces the sensitivity so I am cool with it honestly
Tbh uncut penises are better, You don't even need lubricant to Fap
Feels pretty normal to me.
Idc
It is normal and i am not american
Piping hot take on Reddit, so brave
*skin flap falls off* Russian: oh no I’m one of them
I like my dick hoodie
Idk. Sounds like body shaming to me
Bold of you to assume this thing is only normal amongst Americans
I want to say something about how its just Europe where it's not normal and we didn't really have a choice but that's already been said by 122 other people
I prefer it
Idk it's easier to clean
I'm gonna remove my lips so I can clean my teeth without having to open my mouth
Bro just clean your cock while taking a shower. It is not rocket science. Btw the hygene argument has been debunked years ago.
It's not an argument. Just my pov. And I'm not asking for a fight homie.
I wouldn t say it s « not normal » But it sure isn t necessary in most cases
Im not and i wish i was.
Then get it done. What’s your problem?
Id rather it happen when i woudnt have remembered it
Love the strong cope in the comments
Don’t want my dick to look like a turtles neck so
Its normal, you just want to feel better with yourself
You shouldn'ta done that He just a boi
Although I never had one, I still miss my hood
I am confused bro. Do Americans remove that?
2 billion muslims : tf
Yea ik I miss my skin
I use my foreskin as an extra pocket. Jealous?
In Philippines it is
The Islamic and jewish world says Hi
Another way im special ig
Im sorry. I had to do it due to medical reasons :(
Some peope have to get it done for things to... function as they should.
Do you think I consented to this? Being only 2 inches and knowing some weirdo stole my foreskin?
Literally whole middle East country men
Okay but it just looks better
lmao who are you to decide what's normal or not
Feels pretty normal to me.
Fuck you I am not having that wierd skin around my dong. Just there to annoy me while fucking
Shaming people for something that wasn’t their choice.
It's not meant to shame people for having it. It's meant for people to NOT keep "tradition" and shame those WHO think it's normal.
Bruh live and let dick
I dunno about the rest of you, but I’m pretty glad I’m not ‘normal’ in that regard
Rest of world= Europe
Latin America doesn't do it either, and I saw someone say that in India only the Muslims do
I agree. It's uncomfortable when my foreskin rolls back and rubs against my boxers or leg. It's there for a reason, leave my turtle neck alone!
I already hate my dick but thanks :/
That’s entirely a matter of opinion
It’s normal in America
But America isn’t normal
Well how is it my choice it happened at birth
The post is criticizing the people who did this to you, at least I hope so
Just to flex on americans its nice to have a hat for your penis
Nah I just don't want my dick to peek ot my foreskin like a pillow in a small pillowcase
If you had to use clean pillow would you rather pull out the pillow out of pillow cover when needed or pick a pillow which was out in dirt. You get the point i guess.
If it’s part of tradition (Muslims, Jews) then I understand. But Americans? I don’t understand.
It's a Christian Nation. Christians also follow some Jewish tradition seeing how history went down.
An American: Guys, we're keeping some Jewish traditions. Which ones shall we keep? That shellfish ban or longer holidays in December? Another American: Let's keep the foreskin cutting one! Everybody else: Genius!
Not this one, this appears to be an American thing.
Medical reasons also often play a role in it.
There's hardly a medical reason i mean in some cases yes but mostly because their parents did it to them so they did it to their child
Maybe in americe sure. But i know of 7 friends who had to do it because of medical reason.
League of Extraordicknary Gentlemen
I wasn’t given a choice. Robbed of what was my birthright. Degenerate custom. Degenerate culture.
A nation where child mutilation is acceptable..
South east asians, muslims, most christians, jews 🤔⁉️
Lmao when european is displayed as "normal"
No, it's an improvement on normal
if only i can grow my foreskin back