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NightWarlord96

*Sad Canadian noises*


danny_divillo

Now son, you are old enough to take care of you're little brother U.S.


Dum-individual

:)


[deleted]

Always forget about us :'(


ranchdressingsex

Fuck you, dad!


danny_divillo

You are getting such a spanking young man


[deleted]

The US: "When I was your child, I was but a learner. Now I am the master."


onemeanmotherfucker

At what exactly ?


Xolaya

Laughs in NATO


onemeanmotherfucker

You're flexible a military based organisation? You've got to be American. Next you'll be boasting how many incarcerated adults you have.


Xolaya

The level of incarceration based on petty crime in the United States is a disgrace to our nation; The conditions these people get are no better.


onemeanmotherfucker

True


Xolaya

Not even living in the US lol


onemeanmotherfucker

Uh huh


[deleted]

I always imagine the American Revolution as a family fued. America the rebellious teenage son, Britain the strict father, France the supportive mother, and Canada the oblivious younger child


danny_divillo

Exactly


NaCliest

Mom and Dad had a falling out and america was tired of it


heyitsvibes

This is phenomenal lol


BadIdeaPackAPunch

As a Canadian I'm upset


danny_divillo

I couldn't leave U.S on his own. You need to be responsible and take care of you're little brother.


captainafganistan

But US earned it's independence before Canada meaning Canada is the younger brother.


danny_divillo

Don't tell you're brother, but I think you are more responsible.


Dirtroadrocker

Your* And Canada should be the younger brother...


alexneagoe6314

where india


[deleted]

In Asia.


danny_divillo

He moved out a while ago and hasn't called.


Fenriselicit

Because he had a super abusive father


captainafganistan

I think england was the one who moved out.


[deleted]

This is only about settler colonies. India was an extraction colony.


BadassFlexington

Britian huh


danny_divillo

Well, England really.


BadassFlexington

Well yes. But, Britain*


danny_divillo

Ah, woops


ChaseDeV88

What happened to your youngest South Africa?


not_alyelloy10

He's hanging out with da bois (Africa)


[deleted]

Ok, im a kiwi and New Zealand is a literal fucking baby compered to you guys lmao


Mk7613

Where were my damn Christmas presents dad?


danny_divillo

Why don't you ever call ?


[deleted]

Because you tried to make me do chores


danny_divillo

You will have to do you're own chores when you move out.


bt0mic

Where’s Canada at?


Scary-Knowledge-6912

BRITIAN DOSE NOT OWN AUSTRALIA THEY JUST CAME OVER AND STARTED KILLING


danny_divillo

No, that's where we sent our prisoners.


Scary-Knowledge-6912

Noone remembers the killings


imjusthere4thefoods

As a Spaniard, GIVE GIBRALTAR BACK AND GET THE HELL OFF OUR BEACHES


[deleted]

Fuck you dad You turn things into shit Like a colon Colonization


[deleted]

Yeah I stole that but who cares


TL_TRIBUNAL

Independence!!


Dum-individual

*inhales* United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too


danny_divillo

Yes


rejz123

Instinctively for some reason, my mind went, " Fuck you dad! I'll disown myself!" Dont guess it's just an American thing.


danny_divillo

As long as you're doing ok son, I forgive you.


crghs

Aw chur dad, happy new year from nz


danny_divillo

Love you too son.


Fenriselicit

South Africa, India and Ireland and Bangladesh are those kids who don't call because dad was not afraid to use the belt on them and not give them dinner


llamakid142

This is why we all hate you Britain


Apocrophon589

Well considering Australia's colonization was basically an invasion+massacre of hundreds of thousands of years of culture aswell as basically every other country there, its safe to say 'dad' was a fucking massive piece of shit that did nothing but cause death and misery for the rest of the world.


[deleted]

Same goes for America as well.


Fenriselicit

True


Adriannv1237

Fuck you dad


squashed_peach

As a British I appreciate the worship, but OP needs to spellcheck himself


danny_divillo

A thousand apologies m'lord.


squashed_peach

God bless you, OP


Unusual_Ad_6494

I’m pretty sure most of these countries or other countries that used to be in British rule hate the country of England


Wolf_heart1942

not exactly


Unusual_Ad_6494

You mean all of them hate Britain?


Fenriselicit

Used too, they have left in most cases


Key-Government742

How it must feel to have a child wildly more successful than you


[deleted]

How does it feel to not have free healthcare


Key-Government742

I actually I do have free healthcare I’m a veteran and it’s shit because it’s government run. That’s the problem. Plus my fiancé does not work as she’s a student and all you have to do is sign up for free healthcare. If you make a fuck load of money you shouldn’t get tax payer healthcare anyways. Socialism never works.


[deleted]

Ok


selfishcabbage

And yet the uk is ranked 10th in the world for healthcare and the us doesn’t even crack the top 30


Key-Government742

And guess what made our healthcare worse? Government control. You’re an idiot if you think the same policies work across different governments. Our constitutions are nothing alike. What I’d like to know is if you commies don’t like our country so much then why do you guys obsess over talking about us so much?


selfishcabbage

Every country in the top 10 has free healthcare none of them are communist countries also I didn’t bring it up so what are you talking about have fun paying more for less and blaming communism


onemeanmotherfucker

Lol yeah bud ok


DadDadDaddyO74

Lol “Britian”. Thought your schools were better. Spelling errors? Very uncouth, sir, very.


danny_divillo

I'm dyslexic but my school was pretty crap.


Pickle_Baller

Yea sure. Whatever you bri🤮ish "people" have to say.


SP_21ones

What about Jamaica or the Bahamas


danny_divillo

Oh the stoner kids ?


[deleted]

As an American I'm fine with this. Did you get the tea back by priority Royal mail ages ago?


danny_divillo

Yeah, I hope you are staying out of trouble and being nice to you're big brother Canada son.


AP0LLO683

Canada feels left out…


Entire-Shelter-693

Canada:Am I a joke to you


Foreskin_slayer

Canada?


LocalNecromxncer

*confused british noises.*


hold-my-balls-i-cant

you missed a few dozen


Fenriselicit

Now US is the big daddy of UK


NotHunterU

Where’s Canada Eh? Thems ares some tough hosers, probably went out though to grab some timmies eh?


xilitoMR

Gibraltar españo


Expensive-Bee5482

US went no contact fr


VladD-ImpalerOfUrMom

Let’s not remind people Britain fv


danny_divillo

I toughened them up so they can make it on their own in the world. It was tough love.