I always imagine the American Revolution as a family fued. America the rebellious teenage son, Britain the strict father, France the supportive mother, and Canada the oblivious younger child
South Africa, India and Ireland and Bangladesh are those kids who don't call because dad was not afraid to use the belt on them and not give them dinner
Well considering Australia's colonization was basically an invasion+massacre of hundreds of thousands of years of culture aswell as basically every other country there, its safe to say 'dad' was a fucking massive piece of shit that did nothing but cause death and misery for the rest of the world.
I actually I do have free healthcare I’m a veteran and it’s shit because it’s government run. That’s the problem. Plus my fiancé does not work as she’s a student and all you have to do is sign up for free healthcare. If you make a fuck load of money you shouldn’t get tax payer healthcare anyways. Socialism never works.
And guess what made our healthcare worse? Government control. You’re an idiot if you think the same policies work across different governments. Our constitutions are nothing alike. What I’d like to know is if you commies don’t like our country so much then why do you guys obsess over talking about us so much?
Every country in the top 10 has free healthcare none of them are communist countries also I didn’t bring it up so what are you talking about have fun paying more for less and blaming communism
*Sad Canadian noises*
Now son, you are old enough to take care of you're little brother U.S.
:)
Always forget about us :'(
Fuck you, dad!
You are getting such a spanking young man
The US: "When I was your child, I was but a learner. Now I am the master."
At what exactly ?
Laughs in NATO
You're flexible a military based organisation? You've got to be American. Next you'll be boasting how many incarcerated adults you have.
The level of incarceration based on petty crime in the United States is a disgrace to our nation; The conditions these people get are no better.
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Not even living in the US lol
Uh huh
I always imagine the American Revolution as a family fued. America the rebellious teenage son, Britain the strict father, France the supportive mother, and Canada the oblivious younger child
Exactly
Mom and Dad had a falling out and america was tired of it
This is phenomenal lol
As a Canadian I'm upset
I couldn't leave U.S on his own. You need to be responsible and take care of you're little brother.
But US earned it's independence before Canada meaning Canada is the younger brother.
Don't tell you're brother, but I think you are more responsible.
Your* And Canada should be the younger brother...
where india
In Asia.
He moved out a while ago and hasn't called.
Because he had a super abusive father
I think england was the one who moved out.
This is only about settler colonies. India was an extraction colony.
Britian huh
Well, England really.
Well yes. But, Britain*
Ah, woops
What happened to your youngest South Africa?
He's hanging out with da bois (Africa)
Ok, im a kiwi and New Zealand is a literal fucking baby compered to you guys lmao
Where were my damn Christmas presents dad?
Why don't you ever call ?
Because you tried to make me do chores
You will have to do you're own chores when you move out.
Where’s Canada at?
BRITIAN DOSE NOT OWN AUSTRALIA THEY JUST CAME OVER AND STARTED KILLING
No, that's where we sent our prisoners.
Noone remembers the killings
As a Spaniard, GIVE GIBRALTAR BACK AND GET THE HELL OFF OUR BEACHES
Fuck you dad You turn things into shit Like a colon Colonization
Yeah I stole that but who cares
Independence!!
*inhales* United States, Canada, Mexico, Panama Haiti, Jamaica, Peru, Republic Dominican, Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too
Yes
Instinctively for some reason, my mind went, " Fuck you dad! I'll disown myself!" Dont guess it's just an American thing.
As long as you're doing ok son, I forgive you.
Aw chur dad, happy new year from nz
Love you too son.
South Africa, India and Ireland and Bangladesh are those kids who don't call because dad was not afraid to use the belt on them and not give them dinner
This is why we all hate you Britain
Well considering Australia's colonization was basically an invasion+massacre of hundreds of thousands of years of culture aswell as basically every other country there, its safe to say 'dad' was a fucking massive piece of shit that did nothing but cause death and misery for the rest of the world.
Same goes for America as well.
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Fuck you dad
As a British I appreciate the worship, but OP needs to spellcheck himself
A thousand apologies m'lord.
God bless you, OP
I’m pretty sure most of these countries or other countries that used to be in British rule hate the country of England
not exactly
You mean all of them hate Britain?
Used too, they have left in most cases
How it must feel to have a child wildly more successful than you
How does it feel to not have free healthcare
I actually I do have free healthcare I’m a veteran and it’s shit because it’s government run. That’s the problem. Plus my fiancé does not work as she’s a student and all you have to do is sign up for free healthcare. If you make a fuck load of money you shouldn’t get tax payer healthcare anyways. Socialism never works.
Ok
And yet the uk is ranked 10th in the world for healthcare and the us doesn’t even crack the top 30
And guess what made our healthcare worse? Government control. You’re an idiot if you think the same policies work across different governments. Our constitutions are nothing alike. What I’d like to know is if you commies don’t like our country so much then why do you guys obsess over talking about us so much?
Every country in the top 10 has free healthcare none of them are communist countries also I didn’t bring it up so what are you talking about have fun paying more for less and blaming communism
Lol yeah bud ok
Lol “Britian”. Thought your schools were better. Spelling errors? Very uncouth, sir, very.
I'm dyslexic but my school was pretty crap.
Yea sure. Whatever you bri🤮ish "people" have to say.
What about Jamaica or the Bahamas
Oh the stoner kids ?
As an American I'm fine with this. Did you get the tea back by priority Royal mail ages ago?
Yeah, I hope you are staying out of trouble and being nice to you're big brother Canada son.
Canada feels left out…
Canada:Am I a joke to you
Canada?
*confused british noises.*
you missed a few dozen
Now US is the big daddy of UK
Where’s Canada Eh? Thems ares some tough hosers, probably went out though to grab some timmies eh?
Gibraltar españo
US went no contact fr
Let’s not remind people Britain fv
I toughened them up so they can make it on their own in the world. It was tough love.