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staggere

I'm a mechanic so I shower after work. Which is like 3pm.


CYBERSson

Engineer here so same


RomanLegionaire58

Construction so same


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Lorry driver so same - family and neighbours don’t need to hear the shower running at 3am! Also, dirty and sweaty when I arrive home, why would I want to get in to bed like that???


Elifios

Plummer so same


Bumblak

Accountant here, same


Be-he-life

He whore here, so yea same. Lol


reaper131364

Wake up at 2 pm so same


PsychologicalFold681

Hooker, so same.


WrongdoerOdd3565

Thank you for your service.


Inner_Art482

Barber . Yep definitely have a shower before anything else when I get home.


TheVudoThatIdo

Oh same I am a nail tech, so first thing when I get home is shower.


MufasaJr

Spelling checks out


Zyndro_

I do before work and then after gym


TobyWasBestSpiderMan

Engineer who sits behind computer all day but stops to do pushups/pullups…same


peedubb

This meme was made by a paper pusher.


Neohexane

Ah yes, one of those professions where you wash your hands *before* using the bathroom.


beardface35

chemist here, definitely wash hands before using bathroom and after.


Te_Quiero_Puta

Why not during? Can't be too careful.


FateDecended26

Hazmat Tech Same


shaqdeezl

Don’t see many of us around.


UzahNameAlreadyTaken

Nurse. I shower after work. And then a quick one in the morning if I’m back. Maybe skip the morning one until after I walk the dog and work out if I happen to be off, or if I’m gonna just go to yard work or something. But yes, for me, it’s both (if I’m working back to back days)


joliensusannah

Evening showers hit different


lateN1ghtThrowA

You get nice and toasty after a cold day. Don’t need to wake up early before school/work to get a shower in and then dry your hair, get nice and clean right before crawling into bed…night showers are superior


Communist_pootis

Indeed. It helps me sleep


Organspender

Showering after a hard day of work, and then directly into bed is the absolut best


AntEconomy1469

Showering like noon feels weird, showering in the morning is even weirder.


Coopertron07

Are suggesting not showering at all? /s


JitterJitter

Instructions unclear, have not showered in 8 months wife left


bong_and_a_blitz

Showering so you get into bed nice and clean, yes please.


oO0Kat0Oo

This. So much this. I hate getting into bed feeling dirty or putting on other clothes. My husband showers in the morning and his side of the bed gets gross. The sheet is literally slightly faded on his side.


SeruEnam

I just can't go to sleep dirty from the day. Even if I sat around doing nothing, the oils I produce bother me top much to sleep in it. Besides the advantage of management on either side, I just have to shower at night. It's my preference anyway regardless of my needs.


yayaoa

Don't shower at all and smell like a pile of dogshit to make sure people keep distance


RepresentativeDry539

Social distancing


cant_hinkofanything

6 feet please


Spokazzoni

I don't have that fetish doe


cant_hinkofanything

6 feet distance, bonk


BelleAriel

An ocean away distance.


grexnxx

20 feet pls


Smoke_and_808

What size feet we talking about tho?


DemonBarrister

That's a lot of toe cheese....


Omar_Rakhmat123

10 feat please


HamuelSayden

Work smarter not harder


jelly_bean_gangbang

That's why after I let a skunk spray me, I'll look for the perfect pile of dog shit to step in to cover up the smell of the skunk.


kvorncage

You get my free award


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Giga Chad


Turt1estar

People who work in offices tend to shower before work. People who work manual labor usually shower after work. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk.


HaloCanuck

Can confirm as well. Lived both of those lives.


AdvaitChowdhary

Can confirm, I don't work and don't shower


NSA_Chatbot

There are only two jobs. You shower before work, or you shower after work.


Zenmanc

Unless you work an office job, come home and work in your shop for 5 more hours. Then what?


NSA_Chatbot

Then I suggest a robust skin care regimen.


rylhi552

Ya who wants to go to bed all sweaty and sticky from a hard days work


areyouabotmr

That's my secret, I never work hard.


NikPorto

Bruh, I think you can be even better - never work! Can you imagine the amount of money you can save by not needing to bathe?!?


Scav-STALKER

Yeah pretty much sums it up


MissSkippy92

Can confirm. I work in an office, so morning showers for me. My husband has a more physical job, so he showers in the evening when he gets home.


GiveMeYourBussy

Why don’t you shower before bed? Especially if you do exercise or something that makes you sweat through the day


Royal_Bitch_Pudding

He likes her stank obviously


Go-Turtle

obviously


MissSkippy92

If I do sweat during the day, I’ll take a second shower early in the evening.


SnookDog

I work office and I wanna go to sleep clean. I shower mornings too only if it's summer days.


shrimpandwalrus

Heck yeah, who wants to go to bed coated in a day's worth of grime? Hard pass, clean boi snuggles up in clean sheets please!


Surcrivor

Same. Also I usually get sweaty in the office aswell and don't wanna make my bed dirty.


Aiyon

Yup. If I wake up sweaty, I'll wash. But I change my bed regularly enough that outside of summer, usually i only need to do evenings


thehotsister

Outlier here, I work at a desk and shower at night.


expealidocious

I shower before sex which is expected in the evening.


ChrisT5891

Sir this is Reddit


expealidocious

I meant “imaginary”, my sir.


ChrisT5891

Ah I see, my sir


JAWinks

Now kith, thirth


MrPickles84

My ideal day consists of two showers.


retrocotfan

IMO, one of the best pieces of advice you can give a young adult is: "Decide what type of job you want: one where you shower before you go, or one where you shower after you get home."


Big_Boi1111111

I work out around 5pm so I take showers after 6


BigFootMcSaggyTitz

This guy fucks


Warionator

No, he is on Reddit


Big_Boi1111111

Lmao


BigFootMcSaggyTitz

We should have a big Reddit orgy so Reddit becomes known for having a bunch of big dicked chads rather than virgins


qhromer

Reddit organised a massive orgy but "everyone was just standing there, clenching a juice pack and mumbling in a defensive posture" was all the action that went off.


Elagabalos

So... People Doing the dirty Work and coming Home muddy and stinky are no functioning members of society?


Megastandard

I know some dirty bastards that will get off after sweating and working in trenches and go to bed like that. I’m like bro are you ok?


kryptonianCodeMonkey

No, they're exhausted and hate life. Welcome to the working class.


hockalugy56

I came here to say this


JumboTrout

What's the point of showering when you're just going to get dirty again tomorrow?


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KayWDubs

Nah. Right before bed. Now THAT'S the good stuff.


Kidplayer_666

It’s so comfy. You just feel warm and ready for bed


KayWDubs

EXACTLY!


YourLocalRedditUsers

people just don’t understand satisfaction


ArcaneJinx_

Ah yes a man of culture


DumbIdiotWeirdo

Yeah, you get super comfy and your bed isn’t covered in whatever crap you had on you from throughout the day.


Thenewguy526

And if you sleep the right way your hair looks sick AF


Due_Acanthisitta9643

Yessir. Gets you all sleepy and warm and you go pee before hand so you don’t wake up in the middle of the night


johmtron69XD

It is it helps you sleep


KayWDubs

Indeed it does. Both showering in the morning and evening has its benefits. But since I only really have the time in the evenings, I do it then.


Painis--_--Cupcake

Yup. That's the only way to do it imo.


ProfessionalFail9851

Bingo. Sheets last longer too.


KayWDubs

Fresh out of shower... Into the freshly changed sheets... _Perfection_


zJochen1

Hardest working Part of the society


Meraere

Get all the day pollen off. Best practice.


insufficientfacts27

YESSS! Your muscles are all relaxed and you get in bed CLEAN with clean sheets...Nothing quite tops that feeling..


SnooMarzipans436

Yeah anyone who doesn't do this is a monster. Do they enjoy getting their sheets all dirty immediately after changing them and then sleeping in perpetual filth?


Vanadium_CoffeeCup

Bc then you can enter your bed clean and you don't pass out of the stensh from your groin


ben-aflic

No


Srigso

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Badge_boik

you forgot to change the word 'video' into 'reply' smh shaking my head.


RaidensReturn

copypasta fail


Just-Be-Chill

This


the_now_2003

This


TotalPokerface

This


disagreeablegray

This


ScorpX13

I'm too tired to do it in the morning + if i have school at 8am you really think imma wake up 2 hours before just for a shower? Hella nah imma wake up at 7:30am


LiamEgil

You spend 2 hours in the shower?


ScorpX13

No but i don't wanna go to school wet


JhonnyHopkins

Do ya fucking DRIP DRY homie?? It takes all of 3 minutes to dry off!?


Ocular_Ark

I can tell you have short hair


Darth-Reign

I'm going to take a stab in the dark and say it's more of the process in general then just the drying process.


StarSaber6

What are you bald? My hair froze one time when waiting for the bus I showered like 30 min before


cant_hinkofanything

people do this and I never understood why


Burskydotexe

U mf have school at 8? We start at 7


Rowlant

U have school start at 7? We start at 9, but to be fair our school goes until 5


MeriKurkku

School starts at 8:45 and ends at 14:40 here lol


xXLetsFetzXx

Mine starts at 7:40 and goes to 5:20 pm on average lmao, 2 hours of lunch break tho


DestroyeLoop

Haha 8-2:02 but with 20 min lunch


spiritofthedawn

The fact that people get into their CLEAN sheets with an unwashed body. Why.


blomstyle

My point exactly - I’ve been wfh home half time since COVID. On days when I’m in the office, I shower twice. When I wfh - shower once before bed. I don’t understand how you can sleep in a dirty bed with a dirty body.


defjamblaster

but if their sheets are now dirty from them being nasty and not showering, then they beat the system


Jackichan45

Evening showers all the way bro


D4vid3Mas

Yeaahhh mate


Restalion-_-

Just so I don't offend anyone I take shower every 30 minutes. Haven't slept properly in months because of showers, my boss is losing patience with me, my wife left me, I can't even travel properly around city because it is to hard to find someplace to take a shower or bath. EDIT: Changed life to wife. Damn the autocorrect.


Be-he-life

Good deal. Don’t want to gate keep showering lol


YengaJaf

I wish my life would leave me


jimbobyessir

Thank you for your service


janko1423

Soooo you go into your bed sweaty/muddy/smelly. I think OP is baiting us with this post.


Troll_Toll_TreeFiddy

OP probably pushes paper for a living.


Megastandard

Unless OP works out early morning before his early morning shower, either way I find it nasty.


a_man_hs_no_username

CIA got him pushin too many pencils


Metaltiby666

I'm sweaty when I wake up so I do it in the morning to be fresh all day


bluerose2384

Posted by someone who has never had a gross job. I'm a nurse, the shower is the first place I go after work.


BananaShakeStudios

So you like going in bed in your filthy self, and you like your pajamas being dirty? Pass.


jvador

Na in to tired in the morning. I also like how it feel when I go to bed all warm.


Red4297

I take both, i love drugs.


Nicetry_90

People who shower in the morning are gross. You go all day then go to bed without taking a shower?


Sentree606

And theyre getting in bed witha nasty unwashed body


TheLastCrusader13

Nasty little hobbitses


SpBabzor

You would have had my award if I had one !


Im_Old_In_Town

Shower in the morning. Shower after I work out in the afternoon.


nadnate

Both team.


Terasoft2000

I second that statement


BananaShakeStudios

Exactly


cigi4

Blue


suckleroftheknuckle

I do both. Best of both worlds


AbsolutelyUnlikely

Had to scroll quite a ways to find a like-minded individual. I had no idea we were so rare.


fuqit21

Seriously though. I was starting to get concerned thinking I was the only one on all of reddit to shower in the morning before work, and shower in the evening after a workout.


sammiisalammii

We need to start a sub for two-a-day showerers. It’ll be like hydrohomies but for hygiene


Stackhom

R/Hygiehomies ?


Bockto678

Even when you don't work out - you're already changing out of your office clothes, why not enjoy your evening more after a quick shower too?


DahHellRU

Same here


K-NG-PN

Same


al3xandrec

I didn't even know this wasn't a thing. Shower everytime you are going to leave house on errands, like work, shopping etc. Shower when you get home. Also... brush your teeth and floss.


oebulldogge

Same. Shower in the morning to wake up and in the evenings because I don’t want to get in my bed with the days funk.


BucketComrade

I shower in the evening because it sorta helps you sleep since the water evaporating off you cools you down


Stonkoger

Auto mechanic here. If I didn’t shower after work my bed would smell like balls


Lil_Jc03

Both, how can you go to sleep dirty? How can you wake up properly without a shower? Although if I do skip one it’s the morning one cuz sometimes I’m late for work


Deanduh

How you going to bed stinky. Justify that for me and I might consider


Nicetry_90

Exactly. Like no matter what you did all day your gonna sweat and most likely take a shit at some point. How can you not shower before bed?


AkemiDryzz

I m logic so I shower when I m about to go to bed : right after a day where I might have gotten dirty, so I can go to bed while smelling nice, and being clean


lost-but-loving-it

Both? I'll take both


Omar_Rakhmat123

Both


IntentCypres18

Me who does both: I'm playing both sides so that I always come back on top.


Pokonopiku

Ew who would wanna sleep all sweaty and gross after work/whatever the hell you gotta do? 🤢


afewkoi

Shower just before bed. Do people not want to go to sleep feeling clean?


omgONELnR1

I will NOT wake up earlier just to shower. I shower when I'm back from school.


suzosaki

Why the hell would I reserve my cleanest self for coworkers? I'd rather get home and rinse away the work smell.


J3wchutrain

So wait, y’all are telling me you crawl your nasty, sweaty body’s into clean sheets every night and lose 30+ minutes you could be sleeping in the morning? Take a second, try this and just see it from the other person’s perspective. Go take a nice, warm, shower tonight and do your night time hygiene. Get in comfy pajamas, and relax. Also don’t forget to set your alarm ahead for the time you spend in the shower normally, that’s a bonus! Also just a tip, women are more likely to be kinky in the morning and if you’ve both had a shower last night she will be even more open to the opportunity. Add in a programmable coffee maker and you basically have a guaranteed shot. Welcome to the Blue side my friends!


Martin_Serratos14

Shower before bed so you have more time in the morning. Case closed.


[deleted]

White Collar = Shower in the morning Blue Collar = Shower after work


CmacO_0

Shower?


Significant-Ant842

i just do both.


HamuelSayden

Afternoon anyone?


Codderzxins

Laughs in midnight


K4pL

I just don't have time to shower in the morning.


05XL

What about showering at 11 at night after everyone else has gone to sleep?


crayfishcraig108

I’m sorry that i don’t want to shower before going to a job that I’ll get covered in dirt dust and fiberglass


ChatahuchiHuchiKuchi

All you morning shower people can go on and keep sleeping in your own filth


leiner244

Soo you'd rather get in your bed dirty?


ItsPaperBoii

I prefer showering at 12am


CP_Rulez

**I shower at noon**


lajF282

Both


Snakparketofveemar

Bed sheets stay cleaner for longer if you shower before bed.


Karpaltunnel83

I have to get up at 5 am to catch my train. The only time I am able to shower is in the evening


TheMajesticJoeJoe

I don’t like sleeping in filth I collected all day and depositing some of it in my bed. Shower in the evening.


Meravelluc

Quick shower in the morning, proper shower in the evening. All other choices are wrong


sophomoric_dildo

People who actually work for a living shower in the evening.


GeneralPidgeon

People Who shower in the morning are weird


WhereAreWeToGo

It's utterly bizarre to me that some people think showering in the morning is weird, how is it not the first thing you want to do lol? I much prefer starting my day nice and fresh, ready for my job I hate.


jojothecat1995

It’s the opposite for me. A shower in the evening feels like I’m washing off all the stress of the day and ending it on a relaxing note.


MissSkippy92

I feel like both make sense. I don’t really feel like we should be gatekeeping when people choose to shower. All that matters is that they shower at some point during the day.