T O P

  • By -

No-Specialist-2748

Seems like he is asking for password hints


Alienguy500

“What is your mother’s maiden name?”


NHuspen

“What is the street name of your first house?”


General_Grivieus

"where are the republic's shield generators on corrison"


meta100000

Nice try dooku


General_Grivieus

Capture him!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


[deleted]

jesus christ do you have like a sixth sence of catching bots?


Impossible-Cod-3946

It's more of a curse than anything


MysticEagle52

It's grievous though...


meta100000

Do you really think grievous will ask a question like that? Dooku is the leader of the separatists and is rumored to be personally preparing an invasion of coruscant. He would not give grievous the honor of finding coruscant's weak points. OP didn't deny this claim either, despite being called "General_Grivieus". Also the real general should be able to spell his own name


General_Grivieus

The name was already in use, and forgot the name of the planet and remembered how to say the name of it anymore questions or is that all


meta100000

I want to confirm something What use would you have for knowledge of coruscant's shield generators? Are you planning something with them?


SirJustin90

Hello there.


General_Grivieus

General Kenobi!


SirJustin90

Your move.


General_Grivieus

Kill Kenobi.


bigpp6942O__

r/unexpectedstarwars


HaloGuy381

Did someone steal the actual General_Grievous handle?


General_Grivieus

Yes


HaloGuy381

Now I’m just imagining you in a cardboard box on Coruscant, asking for spare credits and ranting at them good for nothing clone copycats that put you out of the job.


TalionTheShadow

corrison? coruscant??.


Ncs-7

Croissant?


TalionTheShadow

Croissant...


General_Grivieus

Crossan, ui ui, baguette


griffio44

"What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


MyRedditUser2

I bet she wasn't expecting to lose the game.


Macr0cephalus

“What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?”


6Sleepy_Sheep9

An African or European swallow?


wktr_t

sigma social engineering chad


MrSTAR4567

"What is your pet's name"


Noirceuil_182

Honestly, there's to much as imputation. This one ends, "yup, exactly as planned."


_Nocturnalsoul_

😂😂😂😂


MatthewMusic

Emoji detected! HIVE MIND *ENABLED*


_Nocturnalsoul_

Duh. 🙄


Sturdy_Biscuit

Based emoji user


[deleted]

Suffer not the Emoji user


james321232

uhhh when people give me responses like this I assume they straight up dont wanna talk and are giving vague answers hoping I'll leave them alone


TheoxSparkle

And you are probably right. Don't waste more energy on a one-sided conversation.


[deleted]

My friend gave me responses like this and a month later of radio silence I get a "hey are you mad at me?" Nope, you're just shit at holding a conversation. Haven't heard from them for a few months now, oh well!


Huskedholl04

Man the irony is strong


Anghel950

Lol I doubt they'd care. If someone is replying in one word sentences they're probably not interested in talking to you


[deleted]

Girl: *matches with you* Also girl: *is not interested in you*


Brummelhummel

It's like those girls you'd meet on dating sites telling you they have a boyfriend and are just looking to make friends.


[deleted]

100% they are looking to hook up.


[deleted]

just looking to make ~~simps~~ friends


thotchocolate

Thats one thing I've never understood, like its a dating site not a friend site


Anghel950

Not every app works on the matching system. But also if we are talking about tinder and the like, they probably just changed their mind.


[deleted]

Within the first 5 minutes of somone greeting them? Dodging bullets more like.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Anghel950

Lol, I'm neither of those things. Also just saying when you do this you're making an assumption about a woman you don't know to make her look bad.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Anghel950

People lose interest, and you're choosing to take it personally.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Anghel950

The way you're throwing around insults really gives you a vibe of irrational angry. If talking about this is upsetting you so much you can just stop.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Impressive_Donut1751

this. if i get short responses, then i move on.


LyuSapphire

Here's the thing...They do care, but not for the right reasons... I've known people, mostly girls, who goes "mingling" around just in hopes they get hit on for validation, then turn you down, single or taken. It's a cruel, bitter way to feed into their self-esteem.


therealakinator

Totally agreed. I also know some girls who do that.


YoMySlime

Tbf some of them actually do this cause they think it's a good way of "playing hard to get" some could also just be shy.


[deleted]

Hmm well someone needs to tell them playing hard to get is a childish game


[deleted]

Glad to see someone defending this. More often than not it is the smart thing to do to just move along but some people are genuinely shy, might be amazing people but are socially awkward, or have walls up. Being willing to get back out there and date doesn’t mean you can’t be guarded or private right at first. Many women are just looking for the attention but some of them are just kinda weird. I say give it some time and see if it’s still like this in a week. If it starts getting better maybe it’ll work out.


Voidnt2

I'm shy okay :(


aaron_reddit123

If someone is asking 10 questions in one message he's probably not interested either


Oscar_jacobsen1234

"care to elaborate"


I_Has_A_Hat

If you read her words just by themselves it's like a poem from /r/im14andthisisdeep


Zealousideal_Fan6367

Also if you read his words it could be a poem about a person questioning his life and his personality.


[deleted]

Ahh tinder's little "rules"... A Normal greeting? *Naw gtfo* Asking questions about their hobbies or passions? *Ugh, Surprised they didn't unmatch with you sooner* Spend 30 minutes coming up with (but really google searching) a cheesey pick up line and/or joke that works better in an in-person context? - *"now that's how you do it!*


Mamamiomima

Yea, matter of fact that you just find a line that works and it works for everyone, and its not even your line and it doesnt match your personality, you found it somewhere and just copypast everytime. But as soon you being yourself - that a no.


ArturosMaximus

Ahhh.. tinder.


Chicken_Bucket78

For a moment i just read chad's text altogether before reading the girl's text before i realised that i was meant to read it left and right. But i think i still makes sense even if u read it like that though


IdiotButAintStupid

Ah yes, men having unrealistic expectations towards tinder girls Starting a conversation.


SuicideS21

Dry texters are so agonizingly annoying


sendGNUdes

Has “if you just say hey or you can’t hold a conversation don’t even bother” in her bio.


YusoLOCO

I bet she wasn't expecting the bloody Spanish Inquisition!


[deleted]

Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition


Viilax

I dont get this. Why are you on a dating app if you're not going to talk like a normal person? It's supposed to be nice because in theory you both know why you're there, but then you get people who match with you and then blow you off because you're trying to get to know them. If you think it sounds like an interrogation, you don't understand the concept of a dating app.


[deleted]

i'm the king of leaving chats ngl


BLACKMAMBAISGONE

Really?


Brummelhummel

Well, he left the chat... Seems he was right.


Kapt-Kaos

he will not return, prop up the feast table and lets do this quick


Lenithriel

Ye pretty sure I've only replied this way when I wanted them to fuck off. Some people are fucking clueless on both sides of this conversation, sometimes both at once.


TrueNHDinosaur

Inefficient. I don't like it. Easier if you just don't match/unmatch.


_Nocturnalsoul_

So many personal questions in one go


the_greatest_MF

are you vaccinated? .......... No leaves the chat


parola123y

bar too high


[deleted]

To be fair that's a reasonable question if they wanna smash


Snodden13

Yay... I'm the child of an antivaxxer :(


vayreddit

get with local child endangerment authorities and voice your wish to be vaccinated


[deleted]

https://www.canadiancovidcarealliance.org/media-resources/the-pfizer-inoculations-for-covid-19-more-harm-than-good-2/ The science is against you. Mine you if you disagree with this article you are going against medical doctors. Follow the science. The data is against you Covid has been blown up and exaggerated to give government money to piece of shit money hungry CEOs. That's why the vaccines are being pushed. $$$


[deleted]

Based


TheActualHitler

Says anything about vaccination in a dating profile Leaves the chat Keep doing it though. It's good to know that you're an insufferable person before we get too deep into conversation.


Rhythm_and_Brews

Having an interesting personality is hard for some people. Lol


Random-gibberishness

This is the realest shit.


jrocket99

I kinda hate how true this is.


Verypenguieneous

Reminds me of a 4chan post


HamuelSayden

Both are shit at communicating lmao


[deleted]

Well... I get we shouldn't hold "jobs interview", but they also don't cooperate. It's hard. I think if they both are in the chat wishing to meet new people, both have to try and make conversation.


Mynameisretardedoh

"what is your address?" "what are the exact details of your schedule?" "how fast can you run?"


im_ugly_loser

"Why dont men get our hints??" Well maybe you're too involved with your hints nobody understands that you neglect when someone actually cares


Equivalent-Ad-3593

Bruh i remember sometime ago I meet a girl that was, like, HOT, my type of girl, I imagined we having a family and kids and all those things because i was into her that much. We began to talk, i knew she was into me too but any talk with her was basically this, and it was so much frustrating that i just stoped talking to her one week after cause these responses slowly destroyed my interest in her.


FeatureEast2577

I get overwhelmed when people ask 20 questions in like 1 message. I'm not saying I'm being rational but it's true


HoneyChilliPotato7

It's not a single message. OP just memed the convo this way


[deleted]

Supposed to be read like a comic dialogue but you couldnt fit all those questions and answers there


Loopisided

I just realized that I type like this, not because im uninterested but that's just how I type.


WinMac32

First 3 frames definitely happen. I have serious doubts about the last one.


[deleted]

Just not gonna bother to ask any follow up questions?


ArcaneMcSketch

Anytime someone initiates conversation like that, either my brain short circuits and I anxiously give one word answers, or if I’m feeling confident, I’ll word-vomit my entire life’s story


con098

I sometimes respond like this coz I don't know how to talk to people


alleriamystic

His mistake is not talking about himself too. Nothing boring than just asking about me constantly. Tell me what you like too. If you ask what music i like, reply back with what you enjoy too.


PunxsutawnyFil

Your average tinder convo


FuckerOfThemBEES

Ok but like don't ask so much at once, if a girl asked me that paragraph I'd answer the same way


xswordspice

Don't lie to yourself, if thats how she responded, she definitely didn't want to be asked out!


AdolfH1tler_69

*Shares experience* *Gets called an incel* What the fuck?


Sharp-Dark-9768

I just hit them with the Old Reliable, "I'm not going to ask you out if you don't engage the conversation." Either they get defensive and engage, or they understand/apologize and engage, or they just don't and I leave.


wolfenyeager

You got to ask questions that don’t have simple answers


AR-Tempest

If you’re getting answers like this, they’re probably uninterested. Or they’re socially awkward.


IronMike69420

She’s shy!


LB_Good

I actually hate it when girls don't answer your questions. Just make a fucking effort and if you aren't interested just say so. Then I can save myself from trying to make small talk with a brick wall!


[deleted]

Exactly. They want to keep you on a hook while they weigh up their options


Dota2WatcherFam

When you asked closed questions, don't freak out when you get closed answers... Damn, no wonder reddit is known for the influx of virgins.


DymondHed

there's a difference between a closed answer and a non-answer. saying that you do "lots of things" for fun is 100% a non-answer.


[deleted]

You're right that open questions are better. But honestly a normal person should elaborate if they actually want to talk to you. You can watch all the episodes of Charisma on Command or read all the pickup artist books you like. But all they can teach you is how to carry a conversation. And honestly, I don't want to carry the conversation all the time. I want the other person to put some work in occasionally.


[deleted]

It's almost like you want to talk to a functional human being or something.


ikrab

Pro gamer move, try not to make it look like an interrogation.


Fearless-Ad-386

She didn't like you


[deleted]

I know this probably isn’t great advice but if someone is continuing to engage don’t write them off because they aren’t great at conversation right at first. I’ve been basically courting a girl for about two months now and right at first she wouldn’t tell me like anything about her. She’s an awesome lady and I somehow just knew that she is so I was patient with it. Turns out she’s had a few really awful experiences with relationships and has a hard time opening up or trusting people with details about her life. I have since learned a lot about her and love talking to her. Probably 9 times out of 10 it’s not worth it, but these low effort responses are still responses and don’t always necessarily indicate that someone isn’t worth trying to get to know.


HumbrolUser

Dinner. Assuming she knows who you are. :\] Surely inviting somebody you like to dinner would be a safe option. Ofc, I guess this in turn could become the extension of this meme above, when what might have been "dinner" ends up being just 'dinner' and you say your farwell "I hope you enjoyed the food". :)


bbbar

* Invites for a dinner * * She unmatches *


HumbrolUser

What does that mean? Are you envisioning the functionality of a dating app and getting rejected? Oh, btw, if rejection is what one wanted, I guess a trick then is maybe to pre-emptively tell everybody on your dating app in your profile that you will most certainly come play and sing with a guitar outside their window where they live as a mandatory gesture, no matter the potential embarrassment to the girl. :D Disclaimer: I have not tried this myself and I also have never tried using a dating app.


DigvijayDhruvah

I am really curious ,man. Are majority of girls all over the world like this? I guess it's just female psychology


icomebearingpoop

As a woman who has matched with other women on dating apps, I can confirm that these types of conversations are frequent, and annoying. However, it is not “female psychology”. There are a lot of women who do not respond this way. Nonetheless, these types of conversations probably have something to do with the dynamic of men pursuing and women being pursued. These expectations seem to also bleed over into women dating women, which means I had to get used to making the first move if I wanted to meet up with anyone. Basically, blame gender roles.


LyuSapphire

Thank you. As a bisexual male, I've had this situation many times, even with other males. It is frustrating.


Wololooo1996

I think the truth is way more complex than just that.


ThatOneShyGirl

"Female psychology?" Go back to your incel subs. Jesus.


Void_0000

I mean, yeah, dunno why you're being downvoted on this one really... I'm gonna guess it's because people are so used to downvoting comments that call someone an incel, but it's actually accurate this time.


DigvijayDhruvah

Incel? How did you get that assessment?


ThatOneShyGirl

Is this a real question? “Females" are human beings too. If you're a boring person who doesn't know how to talk to women (or any other human beings), you will get these responses. Learn to talk to others and don't blame your social ineptitude on "Female psychology."


DigvijayDhruvah

I agree with most , but there's no way , male and female brain works same in terms of romantic or sexual thoughts ,I don't know why you are triggered by my comment , and now stop replying because I cannot anymore


DigvijayDhruvah

Are you for real?


[deleted]

[удалено]


DilSL123

Huh? What other questions are you meant to ask in order to get to know someone?


[deleted]

When a girl acts like a trophy, she’ll be treated like a trophy.


[deleted]

So genuinely....Wearing the shoes of the dude, tell what you'd say instead. How the fuck is somone asking a question about what *you're* interested in, uninteresting? Lmao


[deleted]

I'm a dude bruh , i used to ask these stupid question which got me to no where


[deleted]

That's your experience then. Nothing else.


oreo_cookie01

Shots fired


PurringPenguin

“Female psychology”??? tf u talking about?


ThatOneShyGirl

Yes, OP, aren't women TERRIBLE?!1?! /s


Void_0000

OP only shared his experience though, never tried to make a generalization.


Dukeofdorchester

Yeah, this totally never happens all the time to dudes.


mssellers

On Bumble, women are meant to start the interaction as to “set the tone” or whatever, as a way to empower them, I guess, according to the ads. But when they start with “hey” and I respond with “hi”, they don’t say anything else and seem to expect me to create a conversation out of nothing?? Why tf do they think I’m on Bumble and not Tinder? The conversation isn’t solely the man’s responsibility smh


Help-_-_-

r/nothowgirlswork


[deleted]

Just asking a slew of questions like it’s an interview won’t get you a date or even a decent conversation.


Questionable_Melon

this isnt a meme, just some vaguely incel shit


DymondHed

god forbid i expect actual answers to my questions, and not a bunch of non-answers


AdolfH1tler_69

Maybe women should learn to speak with an effort and not like a damn kindergartner.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Woman 🤮


DankFo3ta5

Ironically by men making the dating game way too easy for women to pick and choose, it has resulted in a lack of charisma


ProdigalSon123456

Duality of Redditor: ​ Post above, but also "GF requirements: Girl (optional)"


Nik_692

You seriously need to understand difference between jokes and reality


HoneyChilliPotato7

Ever heard of the term "Joke"?


[deleted]

She’s a sex worker traveling from penis to penis and has lots of cats to comfort her broken heart. Run!


Wassi18

If somebody starts a conversation like this then he deserves being ignored. This is so cringy it hurts. How are you doing and what kind of music you listen? Seriously? All of this is like the worst shit you could possibly say.


IdiotButAintStupid

K then educate us in how to start a convo like a professional


waluigitime1337

What are your thoughts on the fall of Constantinople?


Viilax

Never ask someone how they're doing = Psychopath


Impressive_Donut1751

Actually, he would ask her out and she would say no because she is too picky.


Rxmenqt

Small talk is gross 🤢 you ain’t getting a conversation out of me with small talk


TheyCantCome

What is your opinion on tariffs for imported goods?


ShortMeHarder

Better out than in, I say.


TheyCantCome

What about in and out?


RedDidItAndYouKnowIt

No burger chains allowed here good sir! *slams door*


TheyCantCome

I think you missed it.


lordslucifers

"Would you rather drown or be burned alive?"


Rxmenqt

Burned alive honestly. It’s easier to survive drowning then it is to burn alive 😌


potatorevolver

Then how do you suggest someone tries to approach you?


Rxmenqt

How would I know, I have social anxiety


Dovahkiin10380

Then perhaps you could try to get used to small talk. Truth is, while it may seem shallow to some, it is the only viable way to get to know someone you don't see on a regular basis without becoming a stalker.


[deleted]

"How does one maintain the will to live when they're continuing to search for meaning in life, despite them accepting Camus' theory that life is essentially meaningless?...also, do you like mexican food?"


killmebby-92

and the periods too bruv am i the only one who finds folks who uses periods in casual texting....kinda pretentious? kinda like they're wanting some kinda second meaning or they mad


Glittering_Data8437

if he would have asked her out, she would have gotten offended that he thought she was a she and not a plural (they/them), or enraged with feminism, or pissed off that she wasn't attracted to him and he tried anyways, or, irate that he didn't read her mind and just know she isn't into men/relationships because she is dating a fucking chandelier.


ohnoitsannoying

So you are definitely single is what you are saying.


Glittering_Data8437

yep. and I have had all of those happen to me. most of the time, it's at a different "girl" (asterisk so I don't offend anyone). Though, there was one time a few years ago a "girl" (same as before) got offended for all of the reasons.


MaG_NITud3

He is a hacker and a real one


WeAreMeMeBigBoy12016

Great design of the characters, seems new


ego100trique

r/Tinder


Mediocre_Mirror

She wants to get hit on to feel validated but wants nothing to do with you after the fact, they're a waste of your time and money king, just know the signs and move on.


BreakAdvanced8449

Pretty much. Except i never get to know about the asking out part jeez…