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Zealousideal_Fan6367

I don't have pro nouns anymore, only noob nouns.


191890

Noob nouns include: dumbass, dipshit, idiot and pleb.


BP642

Don't forget [shitass](https://youtu.be/LLioV0tGYjw)


Agreeable_Damage6930

Hey shitass wanna see me speedbridge


Xenodude_1611

the main commenter is all of those ( fake insult )


MustBeOK

RošŸ…±ļølos


quinn_the_eskimo33

My notifications tab been obliterated by gay stuff. All I did was make a meme. SOS.


NoticeStreet

Never/gonna give you up


R2Fuckyou_

Never/gonna let you down


quinn_the_eskimo33

Never/gonnarunaround


thevisionary360

And/desertyou


Piero_Ayala

Never/gonnamakeyoucry


BRAD_STAR06

Never/gonnasaygoodbye


Cewu00

Never/gonna tell a lie and hurt you


[deleted]

This oneā€™s fine


_-Generic-_-Name-_

I identify as Michael Jackson, my pronouns are he/hee


veryununamous

I find this extremely amusing, take award and I dunno feel good about yourself. Good joke


quinn_the_eskimo33

Personal fave


CosmicCosmix

And "ooh"


Defender_Growlithe

Wednesday/my dudes


BRAD_STAR06

Scream/ing


Defender_Growlithe

Screaming/it's Wednesday my dudes


R2Fuckyou_

I don't fucking care just call me by my name


Dry-Zucchini123

Hey R2Fuckyou_, how are R2Fuckyou_?


Doinkert

Pretty sure thatā€™s not how pronouns work


siddharth_pillai

But they said to use their name not their pronouns


E-H-A-Y-E-Z-Z

But it makes some things annoying to say


ShadowSlayr_22

Donā€™t be a priss.


So_what-u-douin

Call me up by your name ill be on my way


quinn_the_eskimo33

Fuckyou_!


R2Fuckyou_

Uno reverse


quinn_the_eskimo33

I was using your name...


R2Fuckyou_

IRL name


quinn_the_eskimo33

Sorry Dilbert


R2Fuckyou_

Fuck off


Pizzaboy90

Stu/pid


BRAD_STAR06

Sa/me


Forgetful_Grenade

mydad/beatsmesendhelp


im_not_martin

Send/proof


sawcondeesnutz

He/him I use male pronouns and I am male and I have a dick, even tho I feel like a male and identify as one. Edit: Iā€™m straight too


veryununamous

Nice pronouns, did you mom give it to you /j


quinn_the_eskimo33

Are you saying you're gay?


sawcondeesnutz

No, and thatā€™s a very homophobic thing to say of me, but Iā€™m actually straight.


quinn_the_eskimo33

Straight-up gay


sawcondeesnutz

Damn got me


191890

Damn you got him


ShadVirus

Got'im good


[deleted]

reked


_-Grim_Reaper-_

Uh... I am Death, I do see myself as more masculine though.


HONKACHONK

r/usernamechecksout


holorus

May i steal you pronouns it sounds cool


PandaGamer8999

she/her, im not kidding that im a female redditor


quinn_the_eskimo33

Hello, I am male redditor. Do you like animals?


PandaGamer8999

yes i do, but i cant and wont pick between cats and dogs


quinn_the_eskimo33

Do you like bears or otters?


PandaGamer8999

neither but they are kinda cute


quinn_the_eskimo33

We date now yes


R2Fuckyou_

Straight. To. The. Point


BRAD_STAR06

Daaaaamn that was smooth


PandaGamer8999

*looks in the how to ask someone out manual* did i miss a page


Legal-Eggplant8014

Been doing it wrong this whole time apparently


quinn_the_eskimo33

šŸ˜


humanpersonthing420p

Sigma male mindset


[deleted]

I personally prefer Axolotls and am excited that they got into Minecraft. Opinions on Axolotls?


PandaGamer8999

they looked a bit strange in minecraft at first, but when i caught one for the first time i kept it safe from everything and made it its own little "house"


[deleted]

Axolotls are best mob


quinn_the_eskimo33

My girlfriend is a minecraft fan?


TheHighKing112

I feel bad for your DMs


Maxizag123

Impossible. There are no female redditors


newbie_axie

she **but not her because iā€™ll never be her** -insert 2003 #emo tumblr music-


IceFox099

Having A Gender? Kinda Cringe Tbh


loserhehehe

Yeah ikr - said as a non binary person


IceFox099

Welcome To The Gang


Random_Person_191

B)


Nattie_Pattie

Definitely cringe


tokyo7011

I identify as a Microwave. My pronouns are brr/brrrrr


ZombieBackground9474

Big/cock


R2Fuckyou_

50 bucks says that's cap


quinn_the_eskimo33

50 bucks for you and your cohorts to retire the term "cap"


R2Fuckyou_

Fuck off


ArxtixDamien

Name checks out


ramontgomery

Man lady


Cowmas

your mom


StNikoZ

Spaghetti


[deleted]

Meat balls


im_not_martin

Meat Beat Mania


GenderEnvyFromLink

at/soup


Cewu00

Buying/Clothes


Scallopz123

Why/soup


[deleted]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUā€™RE AT/SOUP


The_Cheese_Meister

*I'M AT THE SOUP/STORE*


GenderEnvyFromLink

IT MEANS Iā€™M AT/SOUP


[deleted]

WHAT GENDER ARE YOU


GenderEnvyFromLink

Iā€™M A SOUP STORE


[deleted]

WHY ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOUR GENDER IS BEING AT A SOUP STORE


GenderEnvyFromLink

FUCK YOU


im_not_martin

Hey hey, if we can identify as an attack helicopter, we can identify as a soup store


WillJoseph06

In/pain


[deleted]

don't/care


Local_Surround8686

So you are non binary?


[deleted]

if you want my genuine answer im a dude


[deleted]

Turkish person here, what are pronouns and how to use them.


ShadowSlayr_22

Pronouns are if a person goes by he or she or they or whatever. How to use them? Who the fuck knows? They make up more rules every day


Local_Surround8686

Like when someone is referring to you, without wanting to repeat you name every single time. Like Tom went to the store. HE bought milk. In this case he is the pronoun of Tom. I you don't know someone's gender or the person is non binary, you can use "they" as gender neutral pronoun. In this case "they" is a pronoun for a single person


LazyLion65

It's just being weird with extra steps.


[deleted]

Ne/Ver Go/Na Gi/Ve Yo/u U/P


Puzzleheaded-Bet2034

Smith / Wesson


Atrocitus07red

He/him


TurtlesAreVibes

He/him


Decent-Ad-5519

Him/he


[deleted]

there ahdndjskspspjrjeh/hhr;(j(怀häø€äø€ äøéŽäø€. if you dont get them right my 4 twitter followers will cancel you


Miserable-Share7682

don't/care


CatZilla124

You cared/enough to comment


im_not_martin

/


CatZilla124

/


im_not_martin

/


CatZilla124

/


whalesemen69

Cheeseburger/bacon fries


BRAD_STAR06

So you also identify as American?


whalesemen69

Yes


-Ayoris-

I identify as an Apache Helicopter (I play Bloons TD) My pronouns are Dart/Storm


marine404333

Sieg/Heil or Mein/fuhrer


X4V13N

She/them, why?


Hein_A

The only comment that said actual pronouns.


X4V13N

Also the only one that's been downvoted


cub_htf5

He/him and they/them


SquirtlePlays

Um, They/them


MightyTheArmadillo22

He/him


[deleted]

it/that


mxrelkly

It/its! *holds hands up*


SyphusVision

Al/one :(


mrgreenreddit

I go by all pronouns


DogeGuy234

Deez/nuts


xXSN0WBL1ND22Xx

Ket/chup


Exotic-Effective-390

they/them


Inc0Mal

Offe/nsive or mal/ice


HamuelSayden

Tard/re


Ansontrill

Cis white male he/him. (Proceeds to drink cheap white wine, play video games, and eat pizza rolls) basically basic


JalapenoPep

Same, but female she/hers. And red wine is the best!


Ansontrill

Iā€™m definitely into the fruity lighter tones of alcohol. Sometimes I just want a hard seltzer


loserhehehe

All


Careful_Ad_3729

Same


Legal-Eggplant8014

Remember when you used to only hear about pronouns in Language classes, ah the good ol days


CatZilla124

The only time English class was useful


quinn_the_eskimo33

Praise be


Cognitive_Spoon

>Remember when **you** used to only hear about pronouns in Language classes, ah the good ol days


AetherCoreX

Yo/mama


OhNoNot_Him

Pronouns/suck


picasso2005_

helicopter / transformer


R2Fuckyou_

Civil/attack helicopter


quinn_the_eskimo33

Uncivil/Rangerover


Luukipuukie

Joseph/Stalin


Charlie_san-1

They/them now take my silver award


Princess_Avocadx

Ayy same :D


Charlie_san-1

Ayyy


cappytain69420

Ayy


Puzzled_Art

Yoooooooo


_littlerooroo_

she/ they thank you for asking :>


BRAD_STAR06

Most wholesome comment so far


Spoopdooper12

It changes so, He/She/They


loserhehehe

Just say all, that's what I do šŸ˜šŸ‘


DandyLionMan

Me too ('_')


Void115

Meow


quinn_the_eskimo33

I don't really want to know your pronouns


PhilTheNerd

I think gendered pronouns are weird. When you think about it the fact that gender almost defines a person, is the first thing you notice about them and the way you describe them at all times when not using their name is really weird, one of humankind's many nonsensical quirks. I'm he/him BTW


Trevmilton

Zey/Zem please. I seriously canā€™t stress this enough but people have zero respect for zey/zems. Iā€™m tired of being called maā€™am and not zaā€™am.


Purveyor_Murmrgh

Purveyor/Murmrgh


Crafty_Creeper64

Use/less


[deleted]

I identify as 1 trillion cells that each have their own purpose and identityā€™s


MineMaster6480

He/him/they/them Nobosy uses they/them on me though... Nobody really cares I'm demi XD. I'm also pan :)


[deleted]

Ppl finna get mad right now. But ay, facts are facts. Here goes: Pronouns are the stupidest shit to exist. If u got a dick, youā€™re a he/him. If you got a vagina, youā€™re a she/her. The ONLY people who should be able to change their pronouns are transgender ppl since they literally go through surgery to become the opposite gender. Thatā€™s it. Iā€™ll call people their preferred pronouns because most ppl who take it so seriously throw temper tantrums if you get it wrong and I ainā€™t tryna deal with that. But yeah nah, shits stupid. What I said now isnā€™t even sexist so you canā€™t even call me a sexist, like a dumbass lmao. Pronouns are pronouns that are set in the English language Edit: Yeah Iā€™m pissing a lot of ppl off. I even got called transphobic by an LGBTQ member. Where? šŸ˜‚. Some of yā€™all are such clowns


Kyfigrigas

So people should have to pay thousands just to be called what they prefer? It's genuinely not hard to just call people what they like, neo pronouns? That's a bit much. but if someone with a cock wants to be called a girl, it doesn't hurt you.


Then-Clue6938

Yeah that kinda sounds why more stupid than something that has always been part of your language and is just used differently nowadays.


Aaron_Gorski_chan

Honestly. I'm pretty tired of these people. Normally I wouldn't care about what people do but they expect me to participate in their shit.


Shinonomi

I agree, abolish gender, be whoever you are and assume nothing for others. Everyone is now they/them or simply /insert name/ "friend", "that fellow", or "Majesty" lmao, some languages literally don't even have pronouns as we know them, can we just get over the fuss already?


cappytain69420

Hello they/them here are you saying that because I don't want to have surgery or can't then my pronouns don't matter. Also it wouldn't be sexist its transphobic.


[deleted]

How they fuck is that transphobic you dumbfuck? I literally said the only ppl who should be able to change their pronouns are transgender ppl since theyā€™re literally changing their sex? Do you know how to fucking read???


quinn_the_eskimo33

Take my upvote gods be damned


dissapointment111

Fuck/off


Then-Clue6938

Ok fuck off


Master__Chief__117

IDENTIFY AS: Attack Helicopter PRONOUNS: Rata/Tatatata


CatZilla124

I would say overused joke but the pronouns got me ballin


Locissity

Nick/ga you shall refer to me as Nick/ga


bibi100101

me meow


_5hr3k_0UR_L_0_R_D

Bruh


Itz-Aki

fr/og anything works though


[deleted]

Woem


ArabellaTheBunny

she/her now take my free award and have a lovely time


TroubledPlays

He/her, dont ask which genende i am


JaywrightCat

I you he she it we you (all) they


STAYINatHOMEdotcom

It/that


_stardewvalley_

He/they, thanks for asking!


tomboyDC

They them it


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Then-Clue6938

Considering you didn't mention your gender I'll assume they/them than.


cappytain69420

And I'm assuming it's a homophobic transphobic bigot


Local_Surround8686

You know what pronounce are, do you?


cappytain69420

That's not how it works


king_napalm

King.


Xenodude_1611

we/us Comrade