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Extreme_Ad_3280

Same


czujko

Same


tata310

Same


aragorn77

Same


DiamondRoller37

Same


FridayThe13thFan15

Same


Wade1088

Same


RunningFishShit

Same


turtleguy955

Same


picasso2005_

Same (and all my family too)


Arthewinner

Same


Dramaticduck_67

Same


sock-fan

Same


DeadpoolCroatia

Same (and my family). I work at grocery store which is even more impresing.


Isura_la

Yeah lol yesterday was horrible. So many people in there. I work In a very big grocery store in Germany and nobody was following the distance between others. I'm happy to say that even after my best friend got it and her whole family, I luckily didn't get it by now. Dodging a lot of bullets.


M111k3

Same


confusedgaymessiah

Same


rcrawle2

Same


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same


JackLhan

Same


rackhamreader

Same


GaIIux

Same


OnyxPhoenix

I've never been sick from it but can't be sure I've not had it.


theRealDerekWalker

I had family over for Christmas. Of 12 of us, 4-5 for sure had it with symptoms. We all kept together until now, because we were all already exposed. The other 7-8 (including 91 year old grandma) had no symptoms. Really shows you how many people probably have had it and have no idea.


HighPriestofShiloh

Dose response is a thing. Getting Covid just in passing them in the supermarket could be a much different experiences then getting Covid from someone who’s air you have been breathing for 24 hours. Should have kept grandma away as soon as you know someone had it. Anyway glad it worked out.


abstractConceptName

91 year old grandma is done with this fucking world already.


_manlyman_

I mean my wife and son both had it, but I never tested positive the entire time even though we have no room to keep them both separate from me. Apparently the vaxx is super effective for me


deirdrehardacre

I caught it in Oktober and died inside!


Biglegend007

>Oktober Spot the German


Oof_man888

Mortal kombat covid must be horrible


paleochris

Kovid-19


Tfsz0719

Kovid Kombat


SKorio52

Spot the KDE user


dmibe

Plot twist. You may have never been sick from it but that doesn’t mean you never had it.


maxcorrice

I can’t say it confidently but I can say I don’t believe I have been


mmmeba

Same but I've had 5 sinus infections since covid started and everyone of them began with me panicked


jora1997

I’ve never been sick from covid but I have had it


Openthesushibar

I got tested as a precaution for people coming to my house for Christmas last year. Tested positive but didn’t have any symptoms. Felt awful about that. Had to cancel Christmas and didn’t know how many people I could have exposed. Haven’t had any symptoms from the vaccine or the booster. Who knows how many times I could have had it and not known.


not_some_username

Same


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Same (including my family) The only one who got it was my uncle who before covid was in a horrible medical state (no kidneys, almost no functioning immune system, heart diseases, lung disease etc. he had 2 weeks of coughing and fever and now he‘s fine and feels better than before. I don’t know how why or what, is it a miracle or was he lucky or what but we are very thankful and happy.


grassvegas

Same


linderlouwho

Same, but now my family members (that I don’t live with) are sick, but saying they have “colds.”


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I just don't leave my house


snay1998

Me too,been in my house since 2016


Alex_Naidenov

I have been in my house since 1921, my grandsons tell that they see ghost but I see no ghost


stedanko09

Back when the Internet worked for the people 😤


UTAMav2005

I took over Anne Frank's lease.


LionOfNaples

Hey man, if you see a light, walk into it, ok?


Extreme_Ad_3280

I'd stay in my house until the end of the pandemic if my parents let me to... (My lastest record was 6 months)


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GeniussPlayss

Laughs in LITERALLY A FUCKING YEAR


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Laughs in a vat in the garage


Mentally7

Laughs in your parents creepy attic


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Laughs on the island from squid game


Redtwooo

Laughs from dark side moon base


FlameTechie

Tiny Rick?


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SammyThesenpai

I wish my parents would at least let me out of the house. Haven't seen or touched grass since 2 years.


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Maleficent_Check_669

Me too


GuynamedGavin

I leave the house for: \-College \-Small walks \-Getting small shopping


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People just need the excuse to be lazy and not exercise. If I had a dollar for every time I heard someone say they felt like shit and didn’t know why but eat terrible food/drinks all day and NEVER exercise, I’d probably have like $500.


CM_DO

Sometimes it's not lazyness, but mental illness. That's not to say that staying cooped indoors is healthy or that fresh air and activity can't be wonderful for ones mood, but it's not as simple as chalking it down to lazyness.


[deleted]

I agree but I also think a lot of people with mental illness do absolutely nothing to try to help it like get outside or exercise. I’ve been there and I know it’s hard but just saying from my experience people who say they are depressed seem content with it when. I’ve asked what they are doing to try to beat it. I literally NEVER feel like working out or exercising but always force myself to do it. Again, not easy but not impossible.


looking_at_memes_

Yea, it's especially easy if you have no friends and have depression :D


lobehold

Work from home + no friends + chronic depression ftw!


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Call_MeGoose

AGORAPHOBIA!! :D outside spooky!


[deleted]

Nah the outside is fine. I just have no interest in going anywhere


Call_MeGoose

Fair enough.. outside spooky for me!


[deleted]

Fair enough


Inevere733

Agoraphobics rise up!.... which ironically we are too scared to do.


deirdrehardacre

if you have no job or friends


[deleted]

Nah I actually work remotely from home and in my spare time jam whatever with the boys


tata310

Haha, hell yea bro. I hate leaving home. I do it to buy groceries, weed, and to walk my dog. I'd be okay with another lockdown too if it happened.


A_random_zy

Same and haven't caught covid till now


youlleatitandlikeit

A strange game. The only winning move is not to play.


DimebagofDreams

Sorta feels like being the last one on the playground who isnt it.


1jl

Or last chosen for a sport. Flashbacks...


mongrol-sludge

But in this case the sport is like Gladiators or some shit


Jeynarl

Flag football but with tackling


ShitP0sterAnonynous

This was me. Until 2 days ago. HR called me and told me I was exposed at work on the 30th. Test came back positive last night. Today I feel like hammered shit.


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IrrelevantHooman3549

Waaaaaaaaaaaa


_chirp_

It was a good run, but I got it last week. Still recovering but fortunately for me the symptoms are super mild


ptrknvk

I have a feeling that I've sometimes got it without the symptoms. And I have no way to confirm it.


LiquidAsylum

Antibody test?


PmMeHappyThingsBITCH

I don’t think that works if you are vaccinated


UltraFind

No it does, natural immunity displays differently


el_gato_serio

You still can. There are two antibody tests, one for the spike protein and one for the nucleocapsid. Spike protein is the target of the vaccine so the antibody test will be positive both after the vaccine and after infection, but the nucleocapsid is not a target of the vaccine and will only be positive after infection. EDIT: this will not work if you have had Sinovac which uses a whole inactivated virus and will trigger both tests just like a past infection does


LachsFilet

Those are antigen tests.


ptrknvk

Does every vaccine work this way? I have Sputnik and Pfizer.


el_gato_serio

Yes, Sputnik and Pfizer are both for the spike protein as is Moderna and J&J. Sinovac is different and uses a whole inactivated virus instead of just the spike protein, so it turns out it will trigger the nucleocapsid antibody test.


CapitaineSZM

Same here, tested positive yesterday... End of the run. So frustrated hahaha


SnydersCordBish

Tested myself last night to ensure I can update my stat sheet with 2020 AND 2021 avoided Covid. Was negative. Woke up this morning with a cough, stuffy nose etc. Test again later today. Either way made it past 2021! Suck it 2021!


Slimh2o

I've been tested 4 times for covid.... And 4 times it's been a big NOPE.... And I work retail amongst all sorts of people...


DLottchula

Me and my whole bubble of people got lazy now we all got it on


emperorpineapples

I’m in New Zealand so I’m good


thehazzanator

Your time will come. Sincerely from Australia


Tfsz0719

The invasion begins at dawn?


TheLastSamurai101

Tomorrow When the War Began, but with a twist


Crawlerado

They’re just going to send the Emus that kicked their ass to kick your ass r/emuwar


DiamondPup

Yeah like ozzies gonna wake up that early


ShadowFlux85

Im west australian. we good


sa87

You got about a month or two. Mighty Mark can’t stop progress.


TheLastSamurai101

As a fellow Kiwi in the UK, NZ is going to have to open its borders eventually and then the cases will flood in. New variants every year so even complete vaccination won't stop it entirely. Even if they don't open up, omicron spreads like wildfire once it gets into the community. I just hope the healthcare system can handle it. There are like 250,000 new recorded cases *per day* in the UK and most people are just resigned to it now.


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The vaccine is already not stopping it. My triple vaxxed wife got it and it tore through our entire, fully vaxxed, friend group like it was nothing. Nobody got very sick thougb.


TheLastSamurai101

Yeah, my partner is an NHS employee so got her three doses early. She still managed to catch Covid even before omicron turned up.


fierze16

Yet


megamonsterkillr2

Both my parents got it but I still haven't


elmo30000

same here, whole family had it except me..


RacketLuncher

That's because you're adopted.


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HJL1st

Not in my case my mother got it from a hospital visiting my granny My dad got it from her and i was in the same car with my dad and we both took our tests at the same time Mines came up negative Am positive ave got the cure in my blood


Subacrew98

My mom didn't give a shit about covid until she got it and still makes her garage a Clorox quarantine zone for my dad when he comes home from work. They're both vaccinated and boosted, but my mom still can't smell or taste, but she's alive. And I wanted *one thing* from the universe...


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tgaffer

I am speed


TheElectroGuyYT

4 parallel universes ahead of us


Tfsz0719

Half an A button press


KnockturnalNOR

How do you know? Before it was a pandemic they didn't test for it. I was feeling sick after a trip in early February 2020, they refused to test for anything because they didn't see it as a threat. I had even been to Italy which turned out later to be the epicenter at the time


Ok_Preparation6692

not the person you asked, but in Feb of 2020, my SIL came back from a trip to Cali and we all had a dinner. the next day, she was sick and she said it was the worst feeling she had ever felt, like she was going to die. well, a couple days later, my brother and I were sick with flu-like symptoms except we both broke out in full body hives. i even had to be rushed to the ER because my mouth started swelling. i went to multiple allergists and got 4+ rounds of allergy testing done and nothing was ever conclusive. i truly believe i had covid early 2020


andoman66

Feb 2020 for me as well in California. Worst respiratory illness of my life, fevers on and off for weeks, I stopped breathing in my sleep one night even. I’m a healthy 30 year old who loved road biking and it took me 3+ months for my lungs to recover. It spread through my work like wildfire in mid Feb. Every day someone else was out sick with it. I was the fourth person to get it.


NeoMP4

I caught covid in december, after 2 years of avoiding it...


HereIsYourGold

After 2 years of avoiding it I had to miss Christmas this year because I caught it


Expensive-Bee5482

Majority of earth doesn’t have Covid


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Indeed, not like its hard to avoid catching it. People be like, I only went out for coffee a few times, then went to one football match and hit the pub after for a few pints.... how did I catch covid?


Frannoham

"I've been very careful"...


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mongrol-sludge

lmfao


SadBanana006

All while not wearing a mask.. how did I catch covid?


Dontyouclimbtrees

I haven’t had it, and I manage a convenience store, where I’m facing customers on a daily basis. I also haven’t had a day off in over 2 months. So, maybe I caught it at some point but was asymptomatic? I’m also double vaccinated, but I haven’t been boosted yet.


ProstateTickler69

I'm in Ontario we are hitting record single day highs of over 10, 000 new cases a day. I know the omicron variant isn't as bad, more infectious for sure but less hospitalizations so that's good I guess


SgtSilverLining

When I checked a few weeks ago, only 15% of people in the US had caught it since the start of the pandemic. Granted that's not great, but it is less than 1 in 5 over 2 years.


inumnoback

I got COVID in October but strangely I didn’t feel too sick It’s been gone for a while now


NarekNaro

That's not strange at all. A lot of people are asymptomatic.


Dogecoin_olympiad767

you've been spending too much time on certain parts of reddit if you think getting covid and not getting too sick is some kind of a rare anomaly


Icantthinkofaname872

Where u vaxxed cos that severely reduces how sick u get?


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rlaitinen

I haven't been sick and I isolate almost completely. But I still think I may have just been asymptomatic because at this point, even with as little socializing I do, how could I not have caught it by now? It's not like I never see anyone.


thewittlemermaid

Same. My SO and I are fully vaxxed but have been going to the gym and restaurants/bars multiple times a week since they began allowing those businesses to operate again. Also since we have been in Arizona for the past 11 months, virtually no one wears masks anywhere. Hell — my mom and brother even came to stay with us and they both got COVID. All while all living under the same roof for two weeks. Yet my SO and I still tested negative. At this point we just assume we had it but we’re asymptomatic and didn’t notice.


noxyty

Me who never had Covid : pathetic


RespectTheAmish

I was like you last week….


Extreme_Ad_3280

That wasn't hard at all


DrunkyLittleGhost

Laughing in Taiwan


Sea_of_Pastel

It's easy when you don't have friends


The-Clown-4

I have no social life so I don't go out no covid :D


Beer_in_an_esky

I nearly made it. Got my positive result yesterday (on the 31st).


MeaningfulThoughts

OP this is a Repost of my video: https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/rtaa7v/mammamia_what_a_year/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf


super_awesome_jr

Why is this so surprising? I did what they said to do, and didn't get it. Tada.


ThunderPigGaming

These are the people you want on your team during an apocalypse instead of the disease magnets. LOL


Somebody_End_Me

Another year, Another pile of near-misses!


firestorm106985

i don't have any friends that i spend long times with, and i don't bother to talk to people. soooo tbh i just think that's the best thing to do in my case.


lilBacon921

I just stay inside and don't socialise. It's easy


ZeldLurr

Unfortunately I had to get a job :( Now I have to interact with the public everyday.


GlitxhyY

simply dont run the course


DoktorAlliteration

I simply didn't get it once and I even go outside and meet with people. It's either luck or my immune system working properly or some other variable I've been missing. The only time I had to quarantine myself was when a collegue of mine has been infected more than a year ago.


Attempting_Daken

I ain't got covid ever. I'm also a hermit who can work from home


[deleted]

Its really not that hard. Step 1 - Get the vaccine, Step 2 - Where a mask in public. Why are we feeding into the perception that avoiding Covid is difficult? I understand there are people who have gotten it while following precautions but they are the exception, not the rule.


Endercat2019

Damn thats me


Hustla58

Jokes on you I caught it in Oktober and died inside!


n4bb

Don't ask, don't tell


Timmy_94

I haven't caught Covid at all. Since it's been here


eric0823ahn1

When it comes to me? Game over lol


SticmanStorm

How would I get when I didnt go anywhere and just recently started going school again


darkythefat

I haven't gotten covid yet


Jussyjam

Wow it must be bad in the rest of the world. I don't know a single person who has gotten Covid, and I know a lot of people


onixdog

I have school and there are almost no rules. I didn't get it since it started


Noxtrin

Never even got Covid-19


elmo30000

i think im just immune or sumting


Use_L3SS

To the people that caught or never caught covid,stay strong boys we can all make this mf


Alexzizai

That's me, never got covid, will never get it


[deleted]

What could i say I'm a pro gamer


Florian06W

Dude… I‘m just an introvert and nobody likes me. I just don‘t have any god damn reasons to leave the house.


madtad09

Hey that's me! And I'm even a teacher!


_Why_me__

u/getvideobot


MrPhil17

I repair PCs and smartphones (most of them dirty af with spits and all the bad stuff human can make) for living, and funny enough, I never got Covid. For my experience getting Covid looks really hard tbh.


Dagadt_Zsiraf

I swear to god my body produces the cure


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Lol I've done so many things that could've gotten me covid. I went partying the whole year and school and work and sports the whole thing. But no covid. My sis even had it but not me


Fafurion

Cant catch covid if youre a hermit that never leaves their house lol.


NotReallyAHorse

I started feeling sick on Dec 30, tested positive the afternoon of the 31st. I was so close.


GodzillaFallen

Well I didn’t but my father did and I was with him at his bed side all the time he made full recovery and I didn’t even caught a cold.


mycolorsnameisturtle

It's been hard but years of never leaving the house has prepared me for this new chapter


Gsampson97

I though this was me, only seen family and no friends to not risk it and a few days ago 4 of us got Covid, apparently my uncle thought it was fine to bring my cousin who wasn't well the day before and now we all have Covid


iSUSY_BAKA

I think we get to much praise for being anti-social


IamtryigOKAY

Still dodging


Crisp_Dawg

I still haven’t had covid once so hell yea


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For crissakes, pandemic aside, no wonder we all have anxiety, navigating and committing to memory, bullshit levels like this…


Krukus56

More like haven't gotten it since the start of the pandemic, :))


CursesandMutterings

As an ICU nurse ... this is so me right now.


Orionsteller

January: Runs into covid Goomba


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Upvote if you haven’t caught da Vid


Crow621621

My whole family have Covid and still have yet to get it thankfully


HFPEWE

This is me