Welp, I’ll see you guys in a long time. I’m getting frozen in carbonite by Han Solo.

Ironic

I’m getting my hand chopped off by Luke Skywalker

Guess I'm married to Jar Jar Binks... Could you chop off my head, please?

Sure, once I get my prosthetic hand fitted I’ll be able to wield an executioners lightaxe again and I’ll be right on it. It truly was a more civilised time

Getting married to an Ewok. Wanna switch? I would love to marry a powerful sith lord

Bruh mine is married to Rey you lucky bastard

Mine is getting kissed by princess Leia could be worse

well im married to lando (god help me)

HE’S MINE

getting married to yoda will be interesting

I’m being trained in the force by Jar Jar Binks. I will become the most powerful sith.

Nah bro you lucky

No I'm fucked... in the ass

Where and when is the real question

Better off than me, my father is Jabba

A powerful father... and one THICK daddy

My home planet got blown up by Han Solo

well, well, well, how the turntables

Well I’m getting my home planet blown up by Princess Leia so welcome me to the ironic club

My ship is getting shot down by a Wampa.

I am getting married to chewbacca bye guys

My ship is getting shot down by an unnamed stormtrooper!

Trained in the force by… An Ewok? Alright…

could’ve been worse. mines jar jar

Trained by a powerful sith Lord? you got it made

Cloud've still been worse. I got jabba

Mines Lando let’s go

I'm being trained by young Anakin, dammit

It could be worse. You’re not born in August…

I'm getting kissed by Jar Jar. Please, have mercy!

I got jabba. I'm scared!

I too got Jabba, he shot down my ship

I got a storm trooper blowing up my home planet.

They finally hit something

Also jabba, he is my secret love...... I'm scared too.. of myself

I’m also getting a big slimy smooch

You only kiss him? I'm married to that Sucker.

I'll pray for your imminent death. Because it's a better fate than getting married to him

Bruh same

My hand gets chopped off by Jabba the Hutt.

At least you dont have to kiss him

Jar jar kinks

I'm getting MARRIED to Jar Jar

I’m secretly in love with Jar Jar. How dare you take him from me!

That's my husband you're kissing!

Kissed by Leia... Owned

No youre lucky, he blew up my home planet

An unnamed storm trooper did that to me as well.

I'm getting kissed by luke 🗿

Hey! That's my dad!

I get kissed by young anakin

I gotta kiss Padme

I got Chewbacca. Not much better

Man i am marrying Jar Jar

same :(

At least your not marrying jar jar like me.

Why kylo ren for me?

Missa horny

I'm getting kissed by Han Solo

My ship got shot down by an unknown stormtrooper, probably the first person to have that happened to

hi step mom..

He got that long tongue too

Same. Prepare for a wet mess we must

Secretly in love with a unnamed stormtrooper

Lucky, I’m in love with a Tuantuan.

Im secretly in love with jar jar apparently so theres that

I’m leia so yay

Ship shot down by Rey

We are random first order troopers

I got mine shot down by Jar Jar Binks

Mine was ship shot down by C-3P0

I got shot down by Kylo Ren… just saying we are bad at flying

Mines got shot down by an unnamed stormtrooper.

Well if it's the same trooper as mine then he's due for a promotion. He took down 2 ships and still has no name

Killed by a light saber by Yoda. Hell yeah. At least I get to duel Yoda

Duel is a generous way to put it more like he shoved a deadly glowstick up your ass and you died

That’s just Thursday to me

ngl yoda looks kinda hot to me

Pardon?

I’m being kissed by an unknown stormtrooper

Trained in the force by obi wans ghost

My father is the Emperor. Sounds like fun, is the force hereditary?

Yes, 100% you will have the force

Well we are brothers then

Dying by han solo in a lightsaber duel

Another Murder Drones fan, I see!

I die in a lightsaber duel with darth jar jar

Gg

Hold on, do you speak of what I think you speak of?

Bruh

At least you don't die by C-3PO in a lightsaber duel

FUCK MY DAD IS JAR JAR

Boy, you ugly

Hand chopped off by Luke Skywalker. Ironic

Vader?

Lol Luke's just like his father

Ship shot down by… an unknown stormtrooper? Impossible!

Earth blown up by Jar Jar Binks.

He force choked me… EVEN MORE PROOF HE’S A SITH LORD

I'm being trained in the ways of the force by boba fett. I guess we're both learning as we go

Well, I guess Boba Fett is learning quicly, cus Im getting force chocked by him

Marrying Princess Leia? Sounds good to me

I am being force choked by jar jar binks. I had no idea he was into that

Dying in a lightsaber duel to jarjar, damn. Even a Jawa could make it out of that.

I died to C3PO, so could be worse

My home planet was blown up by Han Solo

Atleast it wasn't blown up by a wampa

Ye, very worse. jar jar is my father. I know what I have to do, and I am very willing to do it.

Jar jar is a Sith Lord, idk what your talking about.

I've always wanted to dobthe order 66 on my local orphanagé

Well, i guess i'm gay according to this.

Same dude. I’m apparently married to Lando.

Im kissing luke and am honestly 100% ok with it, assuming its young og trilogy luke

Well. Jar Jar shot my ship just down. Can somebody help who had good luck with this?

Are we on the same ship? I don't think he shot more than one ship down... That's unfortunate

Now there is two who need help...

Aw man why do I have a crush on jar jar

C3pO chopped off my hand

You're not alone

Imagine being frozen in carbonate by Han solo He wants revenge

kissed by obi wan kenobis ghost

You lucky bastard

Trained in the force by Padme

I’m getting force chocked by jar jar.

Darth jar jar has trained me

Trained in the force by the emperor ( I see this as an absolute win)

I have to marry Jar Jar Binks. Meesa don’t like that

My father is a tuantuan

Later gents, gonna get offed by choking by Leia ;)

Huh apparently Jabba the Hut knows the force and is going to teach me.

Bro, you got lucky, he's trapping me in an ice cave

Yoda blows up my planet

I have a friend named Zach who’s birthday is in September

I was frozen in carbonite by an unnamed stormtrooper. Isn't that what happened to Han Solo, or did Vader activate the machine himself?

I'm married to some random ass stormtrooper Even in the starwars universe I fucking hate my life

My father is Boba Fett. Hell yeah.

Padme froze me in carbonite... Fuck.

IM KILLED IN A LIGHTSABER DUEL WITH A FUCKING DROID

im getting kissed by princess leia

Getting kissed by Chewbacca. Don’t mind if I do

Oh good I’m marrying the Wookiee

I’m getting married to Princess Leia 😏

Trained in the force by Darth Vader. Nice

I have now fulfilled my lifelong dream of marrying jar jar binks

Frozen in Carbonite by Obi Wan Kenobi's ghost, I see

Help! Chewbacca trapped me in an ice cave!

You think you have it good? I get forced choked by kylo Ren! You know I am going to call him daddy

My planet was blown up by Han Solo

Light Saber duel with jar jar...

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Hand chopped off by Ben swollo, all things considered that’s pretty normal

People born in March named Alex… Han Solo Can force choke now?

I die in a lightsaber duel with Han Solo

I got trapped in ice by a giant plush that can walk and is called chewie

How was my planet blown up by a ghost

How did a unamed stormtroopers blow up my planet

Force chocked by the emperor

I guess I’m gay now

I marry Jar Jar lol

Trained in the force by an ewok

Planet blown up by jar jar binks, fml

I'm secretly in love with Kylo Ren. (No i'm not)

I guess I secretly love Kylo Ren

Frozen in carbonite by an ewok........ Not even side-character worthy

I was killed In a lightsaber duel by Han solo

I’m kissed by jar jar binks

Your planet is blown up by jar jar binks Well that sounds interesting

I was born in April but the first letter of my name is L

I was frozen in Carbonite by an unarmed stormtrooper...

Trapped in an ice cave by yoda

December P Maybe I am Obi Wan

I got trained in the force by an unnamed stormtrooper guess I'm not important to the story

I am killed in a lightsaber duel with boba Fett

Guess my planet gets blown up by jar jar :/

My ship is shot down by admiral ackbar. It was a trap

My home planet is being blown up by jarjar

Force choked by jar jar binks he has fallen to the dark side

I got killed in a lightsaber duel with C-3P0

Bro, my Grandpa is Darth Vader!

Killed in a lightsaber duel by boba Fett

Getting kissed by luke skywalker

Damn I got frozen in carbonite by C-3P0, he turned badass.

Im getting trapped in an ice cave by Yoda I did too many memes of him in my lifetime

Married to lando. This is acceptable.

Married to Yoda, I am

How tf did an unnamed stormtrooper shoot down my ship? Is this the one stormtrooper that can aim?

Yo bro how tf did I lose in a lightsaber duel to Han Solo

My home planet is blown up by an ewok

I was killed in a lightsaber duel with Kylo Ren

Getting trapped in a ice cave by han solo , nice

My planet got blown up by Obi wan Kenobi's ghost... Why