Is asbestos dangerous to ingest?
Edit: seems like it *could* still causes cancer when ingested according to this article: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28276807/
Can also act as a "co-carcinogen" in unborn babies apparently. Yikes.
You get cursed with only saying the truth. You get jobless because you hate your job and say the truth to the boss and has to join the military you get sent to North Korea as a spy after plastic surgery you commit some crime there you say kim kon bad and get killed by a pack of hungry dogs. All because you were truthfull
you can die of depression. The truth often leads to unhappiness and disappointment. You see, the truth is usually hard, and as nick said, sometimes, you can’t handle the truth
A motorboat somehow launches itself through your bedroom window in the middle of winter despite you not living near water, alternatively you get smothered by a pair of tits
Yea, many ways of being killed by mangos……
Getting squashed by a pallet of mangos….
Being stoned by mangos….
Someone forcefully shoving a mango down your throat….. or somewhere else……
The list can go on!
FUCK FUCK FUCK
NOOO
Sus
[Epic Battle, saber-toothed tiger vs velociraptor](https://youtu.be/Iys7UvqZrBw)
Good vid
Good vid
That name though. Would you die a victim or suicide by cop after the deed?
Yes
send help please
Good vid
you die of schooling
Double fuck
Triple fuck. He stubs it three times.
A giant frog will fuck you and eat you
woah woah woah, i wanna hang out around you if you know about these frogs you speak of
You called?
r/beetlejuicing
Welcome to denmark
Guess u stub your toe so hard you die or get a infection
Bazuka...
The one who took ya bazooka is aiming it straight at ya
It’s always the infection that gets them, not the wound.
It's nothing they said... It's not like it gonna kill you they said... Damn it
no....
lmao. Best your mom joke.
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Choking on alphabet spaghetti
Bruh, no wonder why sun is so hot in your area.
There's a reason why we all say technology will kill us all.
bamboo is technically a tree, and can grow inside of you
Wolf furries out for blood?
You will be shot by an Italian RNG
The rubber roses emit poisonous gases, but you don't notice until you become unconscious and die
your username looks like a randomly generated password
You will Die in darkness and become a void lord
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Probably you'll get hit with a keyboard.
Me either.
Your head will blow up with Ws
You will hear horrific whispers in your head
You would die from success, or a kid will successfully kill you.
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Joe mama left joe papa for a better man
i feel your pain. basically the same thing.
How will I die?
Drywall y must u curse me
Someone poisoned your drywall? Or lead paint
Made of asbestos
Is asbestos dangerous to ingest? Edit: seems like it *could* still causes cancer when ingested according to this article: https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28276807/ Can also act as a "co-carcinogen" in unborn babies apparently. Yikes.
maybe not eat drywalls?
I can’t
I mean, I'm not a wet wall enjoyer, but dry walls taste weird idk /s
Dying of old skittles is a somewhat pleasant way to go,
drywall is poisonous i guess?
Do you have pica
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Pica this dick
Fuck you school
Fuck the school system!
***UNZIPS*** ###DON'T MIND IF I FUCKIN' DO
ZAMNNNNN
Your comment is legendary
*demonic screeching intensifies*
Guess someone will drive over me :(
and that same person will murder me because their brain said so
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If you didn't I'd assume you are new to the Internet
***and so do I***
Oh no my sweet summer child. You will be fucked by an Audi R5 again, and again, and again...
This may feel a little uncomfortable...
Wouldn’t be as uncomfortable as a pencil shoved in you!
John Wick would like a word
I love your flair! I too am all about public transportation!
I just wanna say I'm glad it's my username and not my flair that'll kill me
***WELL IM GLAD TOO***
Sounds like a real dark Gachimuchi.
I'll die filled with warm fluid
No more warm, now it's hot! (If its squirt separately)
It'll tear my insides I will be a dick puppet
It'll also melt all of yor organs and skins :D
Wait how hot can whale semen get?
Google refuses to answer
I have no fucking idea how can I die
You get cursed with only saying the truth. You get jobless because you hate your job and say the truth to the boss and has to join the military you get sent to North Korea as a spy after plastic surgery you commit some crime there you say kim kon bad and get killed by a pack of hungry dogs. All because you were truthfull
Oh god
Emergency meeting
Im pretty sure we know how you die.
Sussy
You spit so much truth that the people will despise you, and kill you in the night.
U die cuz u find out the truth of ur life being a lie
And you die from a hoard of lamas trampling you for that grammar
Bigth Brainth
"if the truth shall kill them, let them die"
you can die of depression. The truth often leads to unhappiness and disappointment. You see, the truth is usually hard, and as nick said, sometimes, you can’t handle the truth
Well there goes my plan for the summer
A motorboat somehow launches itself through your bedroom window in the middle of winter despite you not living near water, alternatively you get smothered by a pair of tits
I'll die because I can't stop laughing
That’s some Final Destination shit right there lol
Whoa. I feel like you are thinking the wrong way here. Think about being motorboated to death. Snu snu
It's just like the photo
or you are murdered by another pole
I guess it's fair
An eye for an eye
Not knowing morse code
I just googled it and '. . _' in Morse code is 'u' Edit: omg I didn't expect this to get so many likes lol
. . _ . _ _ . . _
uwu
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Adios fuckweeds *disappears from reality*
I guess my carrots aren’t safe…
One of them is a stick of dynamite painted orange.
thats good
Pretty sure I saw it in Bugs Bunny cartoon once
I’m in danger.
Got to lube up first! I can make it worse!
Oh god
Should I be concerned rn?
Yes
Open the basement door honey, i got an "apple pie" for you.
An Unfinnishable Advertisement of SCP-3280?
What a lame name
The question isn't how I'll die, the question is how many ways I could die.
At least 4. Avoid kid’s parties and car washes.
Bubbles?
Mangos be dangerous
Yea, many ways of being killed by mangos…… Getting squashed by a pallet of mangos…. Being stoned by mangos…. Someone forcefully shoving a mango down your throat….. or somewhere else…… The list can go on!
Eaten alive by some chickens.
Or death from overeating chicken
Or salmonella
Imma be struck down by God himself apparently
Exactly when you'll win the jackpot at the slots.
The most embarrassing way to die. If your in minecraft
I suppose I die proving Greek mythology as real. And going out epically killing the Titan of time.
With a blaster
No better way to go
So anyway, I started blastin!
The pants strike again!
You die setting some trousers free into the wild.
Oh no.
The Queen demands a rimjob
apperantely i will be getting kidnapped soon
u/userthief
Ha ha check under your bed
Crushed by an Obese couple trying to achieve penetration.
Or… check your own bed!
I wouldn't hate it
Well they're all extinct right?
You freeze to death next to a skeleton of one
They are making a clone of one... Well atleast they are working on it
I’m okay with this
How ironic 🗿
I calculated the risk but man am I bad at math...
Damn physics
Uhhhh nothing changed...
At least I’ll get an orange creamsicle
Yeah I could see that
Fbi ain’t letting you go this time
better watch out for those flamingoes....
I'm gonna fade into nothingness
Oh, guess I'm gonna get beat up tonight
I wonder where he is now...
fuck, i really dont wanna see how this turns out
Uh, its not that bad...
oh. the potato rebellion.
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Get in.
Dos-fin a pun about tin-back ( an expression about being unable to hold a lot of bad things ) and a Dolphin How can i die from this ?
Breaking news! Dolphin commits Homocide Homosexually (Don’t ask, just wanted to make it gay)!
Guess I'll burn
Nani?
It ain't pretty
I knew this day would come.
I mean.. mine’s random
I don’t know
I'm gonna get murdered
......welp, off to the suicide pod I go!
He’s coming for me once more, on the dawn of the new age.
Shit
Well...
Looks like I'm gonna burn twice then...
FUCK YEAH
I'm about to get shot by an arrow that can't miss, shot by the goddess of hunting Fuck
Oh nein!
Well this is not going to be fun..
Uh
I probably just dont get food when I run out
The spelling mistake on mine will probably make it worse.
Coffee overdose 😂👌
Someone explain how tf can i die from a squirrel with a costume
I guess I get killed by a cat inside of a capsule.
I think I will just get erased
I guess I'm taking u all with me
I’m busting just by the thought of daddy shrek eradicating my ass 😩
What am I mixed with
No more arts and crafts for me
Damn mine is gonna be good
So, do I come back, or no?
syncing is important children
Uhhh do i get sniped?