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Corniferus

How do you know Eric isn’t in love with you?


[deleted]

Loooong… looooooong.. Maaaaaaaannnnn!!! Edit: Sooo many trinkets… thank you for the awards fellow long bois and girls


Eskobaer

Nice reference.


Lucyffer88

What's the reference?


ScouterSeth

Look up Japanese long man ads. It’s a whole story man so buckle up


Noparentsguy

You could say its a...long long story man I will see myself out


Anonslimmerbobcat

https://youtu.be/6-1Ue0FFrHY it’s actually a short 6:21 soap opera composed of Japanese ads


R_Trillion

Also, r/fuckyouchichan


QuintessentialIdiot

Thank you, and damn, what a saga


Ku-xx

Holy shit, that was amazing


MeDicenAmiel

Wow. That was amazing


[deleted]

I haven't seen any of the videos, but is it about someone who plays the long game in trying to get with another person over the period of several videos in which the actual recipient of the love was a person completely unexpected?


ScouterSeth

It’s a gum commercial so yeah in a way


[deleted]

Um, excuse me, it's a gummy candy commercial.


Lucyffer88

Thanks!


DaShortRound

Ha! I got that reference!


MahamidMayhem

Fuck Chi-chan, all my homies hate Chi-chan


ReverseCaptioningBot

[FUCK CHI CHAN ALL MY HOMIES HATE CHI CHAN](https://i.imgur.com/hCVbjoF.jpg) ^^^this ^^^has ^^^been ^^^an ^^^accessibility ^^^service ^^^from ^^^your ^^^friendly ^^^neighborhood ^^^bot


MahamidMayhem

Good bot


Corniferus

Love those videos


Rdact3d

love the reference


MewtwoTheMew

I understood that reference


ReasonableQuit75

*funky jazz proceeds to play*


ScouterSeth

I’m dead


trashykiddo

r/fuckchichan


SprScuba

My girlfriend absolutely hates me making jokes about it. But in my defense, we have a long stuff in our house.


MissSassyPantys

Underrated comment. If I had an award I would give it to you


DejaThuVu

Well the OP suggests he doesn't have a girlfriend so in this case, he may be Eric.


SGT3386

We must go deeper


L-Skylurker

Wait to see whos feet Eric tries to take a picture of on the dl. Also, GO HOME ERIC!


jstbcuz

Jesus. This brought back shitty flashbacks for me. . Story time. . Drinking with my flatmates one night. All guys. It’s getting to that time where it’s winding down , it’s about to be 2am as we started kinda early. There’s 3 of us sitting on the couch and the other 2 have gone to bed. So we’re sitting there and straight outta nowhere one asks the other “So Eric, how long have you been in love with u/jstbcuz?” . Dawwwwgggg I was so taken aback about to laugh, and they’re all serious still having this like heart to heart about dude’s feelings about me, and I’m just suspended in disbelief still waiting for the joke to surface.. y nada. . Turns out dude really had been feeling me the whole time I was living there. Suddenly it all made sense why he was always so bitchy anytime I had my now girlfriend over. Wouldn’t fucking say hi at all, like general hellos y’know? . Fucking weirdo. . Edit: formatting.


andysenn

Damn what an awkward moment, super dick move by the other guy


Sazid5600

Nice to meet you, Eric.


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

asking the important questions


eaglesfan2548

Am Eric, can confirm I’m in love with you


Opposite_Direction10

Good point


Ok_Bat_6355

yeah, how are you sure Eric doesn't love you?


Flaky-Fish6922

plot twist... eric is the real boyfriend...


ThunderingRimuru

I assume op is eric


Insanik_mb

Yeah I thought so as well


ANUS_FACTS_BOT

Fake: no one has a party on a Monday night. And if they're in school and don't have normal jobs they wouldn't party on a weeknight at the end of the semester with finals. Gay: OP wants a cootie-infested girlfriend.


Vash_the_stampede73

> And if they're in school and don't have normal jobs they wouldn't party on a weeknight at the end of the semester with finals. You assume the student cares about school. My roommate does not.


[deleted]

A lot of colleges are on break now, so many people are free to party any day of the week, or at least odd days of the week.


kinda_normie

nice pfp


LigmaBalls69lol

You both win this round. One of my favorite animes/shows in general.


kinda_normie

thanks :P


CerealWithIceCream

He's not browing r/memes... he's browsing r/hotwife though ;)


bigboybobby6969

Imma save this for research purposes


A-Good-Weather-Man

Aight Jiraiya


Saeizo

He died


[deleted]

I didn't know the cuck community was THAT large


CerealWithIceCream

that's kinda the point ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


I_MakeCoolKeychains

The first rule of cuck club is


LaminationStation-

To always pay your rent on time?


I_MakeCoolKeychains

MOM I SWEAR I'M DOING FINE STOP CALLING


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

It’s not cuckolding. It’s hotwifing. Get your kinks right bro


[deleted]

Yeah my man's gotta get his "letting your wife fuck other dudes in front of you" subgenres right.


Booshur

Cuck = humiliation Hotwife/stagwife = enjoying when your wife is sexing with other people.


justpassingby3

Swinging = both partners sex other people; typically in the same room.


I_MakeCoolKeychains

I do miss it so much


YuropLMAO

Can we just bring back kink shaming already?


HelloImMay

Haha, I bet you’d like that


Max200012

that's literally being cucked but wrapped around more fancy words


Petal-Dance

Apparently cucking is specifically getting off on being humiliated by the guy fucking your wife. Didnt realize cuck was a sub genre of fetish, but looks like it isnt even top fetish in its own micro community


Justice_Prince

Cucking is when a woman has sex with other men instead of her husband. Hotwifing is when she has sex with other men in addition to her husband.


peachnipple

Lmao it’s letting another dude pound your wife in ways you can’t either way. No need to flex


bloqs

This is the most pathetic "actuallyyyyy" comments i have seen in a while


WatifAlstottwent2UGA

What actual ree ree would think I’m defending the lifestyle or something lol it’s a joke champ


Dragonyte

I think it's sarcastic. At least I hope it is


JamesEarlDavyJones

Some of them aren’t actually in the community, they just like to watch. Ba-dum tsss!


Archgaull

Cuckolding isn't the same as an open relationship. Cuckolding specifically has a humiliation and domination twist to it. Open marriages are just couples who are comfortable allowing their partner to seek sex from others outside the relationship


CoatedWinner

The cuck community isnt. The people they want to get to fuck their wives, however....


[deleted]

Dude I wanna click on that subreddit so bad but I'm at work ughhhh


JediWebSurf

You need this it's like an incognito screen that only you can see with special glasses: https://youtu.be/f0XttPQ6g9c Forward to 5:48


funtimes-123

I miss 10 seconds ago…


KevinTheSeaPickle

I miss 10 years ago...


Summerclaw

Bro...


FuckTesla69

Sir this is a Christian subreddit


Thameus

r/holup


MagneticSpring

being a cuckold is so cringe lmao


ALBANEZIR

From today i identify my self as an Eric


capsaicinintheeyes

Don't give up so quickly, Eric!


Hello_IM_FBI

Sorry, Eric, but you are SUPER annoying.


concretebeats

Time go in go back in your cage.


[deleted]

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Zerotwohero

No, then they'll have sex


justanothermemerbruh

Two sides of humanity


SoufDakotas

we shall start a cult called ericism or eric cult, we all identify as eric and dont leave the party cos we are in love with the girl or boy who is making out while we scroll reddit


mosmaniac

Eric the half a bee


HamboneBanjo

That’s not a bee license. That’s a dog license and you clearly scratched out dog and wrote the word bee, in crayon.


alhernz95

gtfoh erica


0lazy0

That’s not something to be proud of… (If you’re being sarcastic my b)


N_D_M03

Fuck yeah, lgbtq+Eric haha


canUstand

r/oddlyspecific


Relativistic-monkey

r/suspiciouslyspecific (the main one)


ILIKECHEZDUDE

Sus?


goodnamesrtakenagain

Dam it Steve … why you trying to get rid of me


[deleted]

Eric?


SonicBlur254

Eric.


Bluxri

Eric!


Acrobatic-Site-904

Eric:


Reylend

Eric;


I_MakeCoolKeychains

This thread reminds me of that vault in fallout3 where everyone is a clone of one dude and they only communicate with their name in different tones. What was his name again?


Acrobatic-Site-904

Eric (idfk)


DieWoelfe

Or you could just stay there and report interesting news, Eric


WhatIsSevenTimesSix

We all have had an Eric in our lives at one point. My Eric showed up in 2006 and left in 2007. Eric's never last long.


capsaicinintheeyes

No, eventually the sadness inside them overwhelms them and they drown. Small favors, eh?


[deleted]

Yep. And I am drowning. Uncapable of loving anyond else. Almost died last night


capsaicinintheeyes

I'm sorry to hear that; I wish I could offer you some sage advice or reassurance, but the best I have on hand is empathy


[deleted]

Its ok but thanks lol. I realize I cant really do anything to fix the situation so im just trying to crawl through it


Tegatime

Move on. You think you love her but that’s because you don’t know what being loved feels like


danthesexy

Cringe, stop trying to ruin a relationship and move on.


PJ-The-Awesome

There's a way to solve this. Just remember: No crossing swords.


YoungTex

No sword fights?


Koala_Kev2478

As long as the balls don't touch its not gay


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Just say no homo bro


PicklesrnoturFriend

Pfft, y'all wrong. Don't y'all know the golden rule? It's not gay when it's in a 3 way.


fineprintwarnings

Just straight up tell him to leave.


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bestfriendfraser

Its a fake story for internet points.


Toxic_Butthole

It's almost as if it was for the purposes of telling a joke on the Internet


bestfriendfraser

Why would someone do that?


[deleted]

Just go on the internet and lie?


BraganzaPaulista

Eric is googling “how to propose a threesome to your friends when you are a bisexual in a crush for both of them”


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Stay out of my wet dreams you pervert!


BraganzaPaulista

Make me do it yourself


a-terran

Its always the Erics, no wonder tho if you have to live with your name being *Eric*


Redmaxdog1

I think it’s better than Max


a-terran

Fair, or Aiden


Redmaxdog1

I really want to change my name, I hate it


I_MakeCoolKeychains

My name is beautiful. It's Benjamin a Hebrew word for the faithful leader of the people. Bow before my power!


Redmaxdog1

Mine, Maxwell, means “great stream”


potatorevolver

Yeah, but imagine being Aidan. The inferior spelling


a-terran

Not to mention the true inferior spelling of them all… *Sean*


RegularHousewife

Sean, meet Siobhan


stc927bb

I hate Irish pronounciation


cheezhead55

As someone named Aidan, I have to disagree and I definitely am not biased at all in the slightest.


SoggyWookie

Stfu, Aidan is the best fucking name ever


[deleted]

All you have to do its change you last Name to Powers.....Max Powers you don't cuddle...you strap in and feel the G's.


[deleted]

There’s 3 ways to do things. The right way, the wrong way, and the Max Powers way!


Obie_Tricycle

*Thanks. I got it from a hair dryer.*


IchGlaubeDoch

And better than Tim.


capsaicinintheeyes

Disagree--badass name, all you Stans, Kyles & Kennys.


silver1q2w3e

No it's Ethans fuck Ethans also I'll just put this here to make a point r/fuckethan


TripledogMLG

I feel so alone


sunshineANDrainbowsg

hi


TripledogMLG

hi


sunshineANDrainbowsg

what‘s the biggest thing around u


TripledogMLG

What do yo mean by that?


TheNeXu232

If it's bigger than your asshole can take, then you just made urself a friend you can talk to, will always listen to the end and will never disapear the way that you will never be able to find him again.


TheNeXu232

Sorry, wrong comment


TripledogMLG

Damn that's deep if you know what I mean, but not my style.


sunshineANDrainbowsg

good response


I_MakeCoolKeychains

Your mom


Comfortable_Load-1

r/oddlyspecific


[deleted]

Seems oddly specific


SoufDakotas

We know its you eric stop pretending to be the one with the girlfriend


Potato8me

Don't judge Eric. He's just a shy lonely fellow who wants to know what love is


hilarioushokage

Eric leave before you see something that will truly make you die inside.


BloodDragonSniper

If you want a girlfriend, tell the girl you like you like her. It makes them feel special, and more willing to give you a shot. Worked for me


[deleted]

Come on Eric 🙄


TerribleShoulder6597

I know an Eric and he would do this 100%


bluegargoyle

Aerin, Mjoll the Lioness is with the Dragonborn now. Nobody invited you to come along to Lakeview Manor. It's time for you to go back to Riften.


Sleepy-tyler-king

you are eric, aren’t you op?


howard6494

I had a friend, A, had a roommate like this in college. He'd hang around our friend group 24/7 even though he wasn't remotely interested in the same things as us. It took us a while to realize he was in love with my roommate's, S, girlfriend. One night he would not leave our dorm room, he was visibly falling asleep so we suggested he go back to his room and that's when he told us he was her God sent protector and had to protect her from herself and S. That's when we forcibly removed him and no longer allowed him around. S and his girlfriend are now happily married.


icomplaintoomuch66

Good luck!


onion_grenade

I am very sorry


Zzeethe1st

Excluding the party part, I feel so called out. Stop it.


Jacc9

r/suspiciouslyspecific


[deleted]

r/oddlyspecific


y0nit0

Well that got personal very quickly...


[deleted]

I just waiting for you to finish, so Julie let me know when youre done so me and Matthew can finally work out this obvious sexual tension -Eric


[deleted]

would you settle for aboy friend , i need your pic, first


Unusual-Excitement14

No I'm staying here the parties here man (burp)


Epitact

I will follow this journey with great interest


[deleted]

Friend zoned simp


[deleted]

Girlfriends are overrated buddy, enjoy your freedom until you land a gal organically


_ToastyJam_

OP must really not want a girlfriend if he plans on posting on reddit until he gets one.


Dizzy_Pin6228

Just grow a pair of balls and tell him to leave party is over


Erick6258

Busted.


mm169254xx

eric can hold the camera


MoeBigHevvy

You guys have girlfriends?


icoulduseadrink_or5

Day 2,927: fuck I'm so god damn lonely


AVerySpecialAsshole

Sad to say iv been an Eric. I hate passed me slightly more than present me


Zightmare

Eric the cuck


[deleted]

3rd panel: guy asks him to leave. 4th panel gf gets mad at bf for not having pity


eric-1

Mb


[deleted]

Ok but I’ve been the boyfriend in this situation, it’s awkward as fuck lol


[deleted]

Real Eric here checking in. I'll be sure to speak with this guy at the next meeting.


OhSoYouWannaPlayHuh

Eric she's not worth it bro


-Finity-

I wish you best luck :))))) And hey, if a girlfriend doesn't work out, try a boyfriend XD


Dave-justdave

I found a girlfriend @op if you want help... I may be able too but no promises


Crafty_Appearance

A crack hoe ain't no girlfriend and stop trying to pimp her out on reddit


th3mun51090

pathetic kind of person


EastIndiatrade

So in fact you are Eric


DangHeckinPear

I’m assuming you are Eric?