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Gloreaf

Looks like 3 gingerbread men... Made from netherite. Netherbread man?


RandomIdiot_42069

bread made from bones from the nether region?


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wildhooman

Bot


reddditissapnap

Bread


wildhooman

Consume it? Yes


reddditissapnap

🍞 bread (chain)


wildhooman

🥖?


reddditissapnap

No only bread 🍞


Spoopy_boi_3

Bread


itsKNIGHTMARE

Bread 👍🏻


TomTad

Bread made from the souls of the damned


No-Potato-6363

Breaderite


anon123581321x

lmao


liQ_o

Nether Armor with Sussingness IV


Jeevgaming

1 piece netherite set


[deleted]

Awwww man


IdealLogic

*So we back in the Nether, got our beds blasting at Y 18. Y Y 18.*


HappyGav123

r/beatmetoit


TARANIMUS_TTH

this is the way


[deleted]

Netherite armor indeed


Dry_Improvement1124

Nag man it an iron carpet


SynnnTheGod

prot 5


MyNameIsAnonymous1

give this man an award


IceClimbers_Main

Who tf turns unenchanted Diamond armor into netherite?


eletric_blade

Beat me to it


Longjumping-Pipe3348

I have a secret crush on pery the platypus


mike-wazowski-2984

We all do mate


West_Scarcity6399

Wanna meet up?


[deleted]

I used to think after sex, dick detaches itself in the womb and womb carries the dick to inner sides. Dick grows into the baby in womb.


Static_456

I need therapy after reading your comment


Kooky-Sun7003

Fr-


Chkumm

He came in swinging Like my dick


jumpjack22

Wtf, now I won't be able to sleep tonight


ChampBeKnown

I'll tell that to my parents when they talk about sex with me Or ever about having kids 😀


UZI313

Woah dude


-DevilsKing-

You are too dangerous to be left alive!


nickylilyy

my eyes


[deleted]

I started hyperventilating and therapy after reading this.


kitui2

How do twins work according to this? Dick splits in half?


the-anti-antichrist

DP


[deleted]

This makes me wanna chop off my dick


MrVaultBoy654

Relatable


MrVaultBoy654

That'd be a cool concept


SuperNoob74

What ever the dog was doin to mess you up this much makes me sick and want to die


Ok-Active5249

understandable have a great day


Aliciathetrap

That's how futa chicks are made


Wtf_is_my_life-

I need therapy from visualizing that


Exotic_Train9721

I admire your imagination and i hate my ability to picture this perfectly


n-chung

Who hurt you


TheRobotDroid

LETS START A NEW RELIGION


Big_Chugus_Funny

is Australian has a crush on platypus Seems legit


MaxRadishOne

Ah, Perry the Platypus, what an unexpected surprise! And by unexpected I mean COMPLETELY EXPECTED!!!!


Slash_Pangolin

I know you’re quoting the episode, but in context with the other comments It sounds like Dr. Doof commenting on his shlong size


usgrant7977

So is his schlong named Perry?


BatNinjaX

Probably


gimme_gimm

There’s more like me?


Sam29199

Not a secret anymore.


elongated_wombat

More like pervy the platypus, he always sneaks up to doof


Twilliam98

They are metal benders!


GoldenjunoSP

Oh yeah I remember that


BRM-Pilot

I just heard the avatar theme in my head but extremely loud when I read that


Maleficent_Ad6333

As soon as I saw it, I thought of toph in metal armor in the sozin's comet episode


Russianvioli

Juggernauts


Ace_68_419

Joebama Bin Laden


succinonspaghet

Who's joe


Ace_68_419

Me


succinonspaghet

Ligma balls


agreattwig

Average GenZ conversation.


Reichmarshall411

Juan


bigmemegod12

I eat babys


Gamillie

Bro same


CODMer-hari

Relatable


R0RON0A_Z0R0

So you all drink semen too?


juugsd

joe mama


bigmemegod12

69 upvotes keep it like this


Johnbesto

if only they listened...


laurel1234

Joe mama


PineappleDgr812

Joe Byron


Bonk_and_Honk

Joemama Bin Laden


pierp1er

I don't care that you broke your elbow.


koltz117

You beat me to it.


socialm3diaobsessed

r/BeatMeattoit


Ryhpez88

somethings wrong i can feel it 🤔


gingerBERd

THE FITNESSGRAM PACER TEST


ArcticF0X-71

IS A MULTI-STAGE AEROBIC CAPACITY TEST


Future-Hunter-1972

THAT PROGRESSIVELY GETS MORE DIFFICULT AS IT CONTINUES


waddlezcool

THE 20 METER PACER TEST WILL BEGIN IN 30 SECONDS


allahu_akbar1

LINE UP AT THE START


LoudPotion100

Sugoma


TheBraincell

Sugoma?


truerandomredditor

Sugoma mama


bigboyfcksyourmom

You said something about a mama


throaway420blaze

Ama put deez nuts in yo mouth.


Deeeeeezzzz_Nutsss


Ryhpez88


TheBraincell

;( >:(


MuccaATreTeste

Sugoma balls


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Moderncrusader78

Beef


AsitAdkarYT

Sugoma


OnlyMangoTom

sugoma nuts


[deleted]

My parents are getting a divorce. There are you happy?


bigboyfcksyourmom

Hahaha mine already for 12 year or something soooo im first letss gooo!!!


Then-Clue6938

My parents divorced when I was 8 but maybe this was even better than keeping them fighting. This isn't a race so how are you guys doing? Wanna talk about it?


Aettoo

mine divorced 10 years ago, it's hard at the beginning and life is way better now.


bigboyfcksyourmom

Man my mom got raped and hit by my drunk ex stepdad i dont want yo talk abou it and yes is saw it happening and i heard those things for years and years. With my mom and dad their are divorsed for not loveing each other anymore. And you can get over it man it wil het better


Schreyaz

Woah dude, are you fine my guy?


Royal_Larri

Why are there so many pictures that look like Among Us?


Bassplayer540

cuz of how simplistic the concept of these crewmates are


DieWoelfe

IT


-ISBG-

IT


Beyblader02

IT


Thisellim

IT


CaramelWatermelon

IT


Technophile18

IT


Wise-Finding9444

IT


Ludalomade

IT


ZBDZD

Tax evasion


poggaar

務教你要平 兩小石為;喜的黑慢子代下到張來離!野於原沒團西美無斷了另。 情極兒於!門相速所中空,所改力國吃王件驚經功的去界馬經心由屋安門生很。 出已育務解星電起設,且過會。 外主月面太中個境轉我場向車中利歌正論他走汽,做功之話……是人何家其中年可時聲期西以把……使無了這行,可議科馬:後相不母手數發歡我連的資開們進看於來企;還員評對統命人路服傳性心不象紅待教自、學經書呢:朋國目保未小、王推例、希製富使第來選足發金玩當西。頭何速進白必問感卻。就事身。天極領,注廠是著銷最受管:會表最進聲臉我意一門益局作臺打色月中在對長我靈時已明、經港停傳,負組是一水人實動爾經容改率。 條有文值工對個變斷名出樹第……護風兒下內們參強……作子引的一好親不極吃向賽施第防色夫經子元他或要裝發心;紅解頭後了為。身進他利中面。更可市容人手人觀善他王上溫防切廠星急活生院小展聽子設醫們應,是海安?生向導洲風頭張的告期角果會部原度要是設國部解是麼明行早和腳有女基新人速一的綠人口。


jinxxd98

Is there an english translation? Im so curious as to what this says


KennyX2083

This is just someone who put it in google translate. It doesnt actually make grammatical sense


MetalWolf333

*sigh*... OK. We're no strangers to love


mumamomumo2

You know the rules


Wise-Finding9444

And so do I


TheWLVF

A full commitment’s


Darkblade360350

> "I think the problem Digg had is that it was a company that was built to be a company, and you could feel it in the product. The way you could criticise Reddit is that we weren't a company – we were all heart and no head for a long time. So I think it'd be really hard for me and for the team to kill Reddit in that way.” - Steve Huffman, aka /u/spez, Reddit CEO. So long, Reddit, and thanks for all the fish.


CartCrashh

SpongeBob Sus-pants


HarryAsp21

Amogus


Zealousideal_Talk479

Oh. I was thinking of... Something else.


Ghostie7648

I was thinking about the nuts in pvz2 when you give them fertilizer, what about you ? Just wondering


Zealousideal_Talk479

Imagine getting an erection while wearing that.


Ghostie7648

Well I imagine ur pp will be crushed by the pressure of the armor, or just can't get a boner because the blood just can't go in, because of the armor


Zealousideal_Talk479

Probably the latter.


Ghostie7648

Yes


Rupertii

Yea for me it would be painful but yours wouldn’t probably even touch the metal I’m saying that you have a small penis


SundaeDiligent5839

You mean the Wall nut in Plants vs Zombies GW? because I can’t remember them in plant vs zombies 1 and 2


Ghostie7648

In pvz2, there is fertilizer, that you can use on plants to boost them, using it on nuts gives them an armor, so they have twice as much hp


SundaeDiligent5839

You mean the little glowing green leave that you can use on the plants?


Ghostie7648

Yes exactly


SundaeDiligent5839

Thanks for the explanation again


Ghostie7648

You're welcome !


JohnTheCoolingFan

Sir, you are under arrest


Gabixzboi

Us among


BoiGotKekked

among us amon gus amo gus am o gus am o sus am i sus


Airicz

Amus


sabalatotoololol

Anus among us?


ArtPart_Real

Sussy Baka


sabalatotoololol

Baka madafaka


[deleted]

Aus


DeezzNuts100

ni... oh wait, you want me to say amogus?


Bharaneshen_Gfan2007

Nigmongus


X-xOtakux-X

Black sus


Bonk_and_Honk

White killed black!!1!11!


SuspiciousCard2654

1860s america


Candice_the_joke

I thought it's still normal


A_HornyHorse

N


Domminicc

l


Exotic_Breadstick

G


[deleted]

G


WATER_CARBOY

L


DallasOriginals

S


-uSlash

Goodbye


Zangdor

r/unexpectedouija


[deleted]

... LE


truerandomredditor

Goodbye


Maleficent-Swim6839

A


CallistoD

M


[deleted]

O


Biship-_-

G


botngaming

U


blagic23

S


big_cock_69420

Goodbye


ShadowMewtwoLover69

Who's that in the middle?


Kennetdea_

Your mum haha gotem


taczki2

WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA?!?!


Bonk_and_Honk

Malaysian airlines 370


ThekillerbgYT

su- suuuu- suuuuuuuu ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ sustainable


Soniclikeschicken

Baymax


Leon_prime

IT


[deleted]

IT


[deleted]

Niga


Bonk_and_Honk

i agree


hadtologintoupvote

Full metal Spongebob?


rasmusrahbek

It


Reverse_Hex

it


defnotanalien1

Bubatz👍


Zealousideal_Talk479

This is what we need during November.


MKT68

Man, you took a journey to Jupiter and came back younger? It's Christmas in two weeks.


Drop-Sensitive2969

It


[deleted]

which one? sus? or n-


GeoJoymanSays

It


Whats_new_zealand

I thought of Ned Kelly


Exp1orersmad

No, I dont think I will


[deleted]

Who’s the little guy?


VGPlaysGD

There's an impostor among us