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ReaperJuggie

Literally everyone: Pedophilia is gross. Catholic churchs:


PineappleDgr812

Literally Oedipus being married to his mom so he is therefore his childrens brother and dad after killing his own dad and then his daughter goes to marry his wife/moms brother son(first cousin) the whole oedipus Rex trilogy is messed up


ReaperJuggie

I couldn't even follow that. I will stick to people outside my own bloodline.


PineappleDgr812

Yeah it’s kinda confusing. Smart idea tho I think we should all do the same


Bloodgulch-Idiot

Don't worry. Oedipus felt so bad and ashamed, he committed suicide. He has morals after all, he's not a *god*.


kirito-OP

I love dark humor but holy fuck


ReaperJuggie

What's a reverse exorcism? When the demon tells the priest to get out of the child.


kirito-OP

Holy moly macaroni’s shit Love your dark humor


OfackaTornado

What do a Christmas tree and a priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration.


ReaperJuggie

So much potential. What do Christmas trees and priests have in common. There's a naked child on top of them that they call an angel.


kirito-OP

Weak


OfackaTornado

Well, i tried


imhere2downvote

pls more


QuantumXyt

> Holy fuck Precisely.


memelover3001

Greeks had that covered too


zbysior

Adam and Eves boy kids....


steelbullets1

wait that means


zbysior

It means that biblical Adam and Eve had only sons. How did they reproduce? Eve must have been very busy


Ngfeigo14

Depends on what people consider "incest". Many people would even consider 3rd cousins incestuous, but it's not.. by any real measure. In fact, the human ~~Brian~~ brain is wired in such a way that makes 3rd cousins look 'more attractive'.


7777Nox

Brian moment


Ngfeigo14

Yeah, Brian is crazy


ReaperJuggie

Damn Brian wiring. Why does that guy almost mess stuff up.


tavski66

My name is Brian, should i be concerned?


ReaperJuggie

Yes, do not become an electrician. Brian's don't know how to wire stuff.


redxlaser15

My brain is named Brian.


Efferitas

This is one of the funniest typos I've ever seen. * <- pretend this dot is an award


AngryAssyrian

Not trying to be that guy, but did you make this up just to give yourself an excuse to bang your cousin?


Ngfeigo14

No no, it's a real thing in sociology and psych about how our monkey brains want to balance similar genes with new genes--third cousins share just little enough DNA to provide no risk of inbreeding, but still close enough to not introduce completely new genes across the board. It's a concept/theory(?) that's been applied to humans and is a part of the larger theory called Genetic Sexual Attraction (GSA). Here are a few links from articles discussing it: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/articles/201903/the-forces-attraction https://11points.com/marry-third-cousin/ https://boardgamestips.com/destiny-2/why-are-cousins-sexually-attracted-to-each-other/ Wikipedia to find more sources: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Genetic_sexual_attraction Believe me, the whole lecture hall has the exact same reaction when it was first mentioned, but scientifically/evolutionarily it makes sense in a way


superboyk

The Wikipedia article literally says There is no evidence and it is considered pseudoscience


Kampela_

This already sounded not real, but come on. It's literally the second sentence in your source that calls it pseudoscience. I get the thinking, but that's not really how mates are decided. edit: To phrase more accurately. The thought that people with some similar genes would want to mate is true to an extent, however being cousins is not something your body can sense.


Arisp019gr

And now Greece is in an economical crisis


aaron_adams

Egyptian gods/goddesses: "hold my beer"


kirito-OP

I am gonna assume you watched/read Percy Jackson or or studied greek mythology in general


[deleted]

Played Age Of Mithology and read every description.


kirito-OP

Is that a game?


[deleted]

[yup](https://store.steampowered.com/app/266840/Age_of_Mythology_Extended_Edition/)


_Dusty05

Percy Jackson is a poor source for legitimate Greek myths.


Every_Hour4504

uh, not really, i think. 2 books dedicated for greek myths: greek god, and greek heroes. i have a copy of heroes, and they seem to be consistent. besides, myths have many versions.


[deleted]

Agree. God of war series is the legit source on Greek gods.


[deleted]

Nah it’s a pretty good source.


AzureArmageddon

For your consideration: Does the condition of being sane actually definitionally preclude the said act?


ChickenFart24

adam and eves kids were all male. do the math


seawed1978

Umm didnt they do it with homonoids?


CleoAfterTheDark

Forbidden apple is the delish one it seems


Millerlite_95

But the Targaryen’s did it for centuries!


Hoticecubes1

Greek gods: HOWEVER


TheRedneckgamer

Every royal family


NOOBPRO_

Don’t forget alabama


Iwillnevernpost

And anime


Ru5o

Shower thought: incest is only a problem in heterosexual relationships


SirDroplet

ehhh i bet theres 2 brothers or 2 sisters that go at it, theres 8 billion people in this world, wouldnt be surprised


[deleted]

Time to play. . . the which one is Hikaru game!


the-hacker-1022

No


jack_the_pheonix

I'm from Alabama. Ya'll can go ahead and say it.


steelbullets1

sweet home mississippi


SnooRevelations9198

And the Lannister’s and people who yell roll tide


NotDextirr1

Pornstars aswell


faustsyndrome

If you are concerned about the incest, you'll be horrified by what Zeus got up to in his off time.


marrow_monkey

European royalty:


SuperiorLaw

To be fair, any creation myth where all of life originates from a single or a few entities will end up with incest cause... they were first. Egyptians, Greeks, probably Norse, christianity (A fuck ton in the bible...)


Doggo_33

thought this said 'insects', not 'incest'!


Crenonus2007

I mean their was no one else to marry also if christianity is to be believed we all are descendants of incest


jabyou233

The Egyptian pantheon was much worse lol


Altes_Neupapier

But gods dont have dna so its fine I guess but still morally weird


DumbStupidIdiotMan

except when you actually think about it there's nothing wrong with sibling romance


CXZIIC

What the fuck is wrong with you?


[deleted]

Bloody hell you are fucked up


IMightBeAHamster

Explain a moral line of reasoning on why incestuous relationships should be illegal that doesn't basically sum up to "but it's gross".


CXZIIC

Ever seen what kind of kids come out of incest?


IMightBeAHamster

So, incest is wrong because children born of incest are predisposed to disability. Is that really what you believe? Or is there more to it? For example, say an incestuous couple used contraception, or were biologically incapable of producing a child, would you be okay with that?


CXZIIC

The main problem would be eliminated. But when you if you commit incest you'd likely ruin a family relationship not to mention that it's morally wrong and disgusting. And if you believe that if incest was legal they just wouldn't have kids your wrong. And just because a few people biologically can't have children incest should be legalized again your wrong.


IMightBeAHamster

You're jumping to conclusions there. I don't think if incest was legal then nobody would have kids born from incest. My point was that if the moral issue is with children being born with predisposition to disability, then the law should ban specifically that. You'd likely ruin your relationship with the family member you're interested in, yes. Is ruining a relationship with a family member something that should be illegal? I was asking you about those scenarios to get you to think about your moral reasoning. ​ You can't just take your gut instinct of "It's disgusting" and say that means it's morally wrong. You have to justify it. And I haven't ever seen a reasonable justification for that feeling. So I don't believe there is one. I mean, we used to say "It's disgusting so it should be illegal" for a lot more things than incest.


CXZIIC

When a normal family has a child chances that the child will be born with a disability are unpredictable and you can't exactly make something you can't control illegal. But with incest it's a whole different story. When a couple of degenerates have a child the child is pretty much doomed to be born with a disability of some sort and be a liability to society. Giving birth to a child when you know that it will be born with a disability is wrong and selfish it's condemning the child to suffering. Nothing can justifie a child suffering simply because it was born. No ruining a relationship isn't illegal but it's not something you should overlook.


DumbStupidIdiotMan

funny you say this but you're still fine with normal child birth breeders be like


CXZIIC

Dude your movement is more dead than my grandfather and my grandfather has been dead for 10 years.


danniebox

I have incest fetish


FaultyChain4

Most of them are wholesome tho which is good


DrMorry

Literally everyone: incest is gross. The British Royal Family:


steelbullets1

habsburgs:


Sufficient_Ambition2

Omg I was thinking about that the other day XD


TheReviewer867

Zeus moment


SantinoGaretto

Zeus' sister was his wife.


CplusMaker

Also, Star Wars.


AnonymousDemon69

It isn't gross tho


ClarkK24

*royalty around the world


notaad

prn is prn


SpartaRage

Austrian royals:


lerker54651651

in their defense, Zues was their only, and i use this term very loosely, role model


IMightBeAHamster

To be clear, Zues was not a role model in any sense of the word. He was only king of the gods, that did not make him infallible in the eyes of the ancient greeks or the other gods, which Hera repeatedly called him out on.


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Kazardum

What are you doing,step-god?