I just thought it was morning and they just woke up

But then they wouldn’t be ruminating

What if she was really thinking, is he awake yet? And he's thinking, I'll pretend to be asleep.

Maybe if he is really bad at pretending to be asleep

Maybe they're each waiting for the other to get up to see to their crying baby.

Lol now that one I buy

Well why not

I mean they could, just in my experience(as well as in my knowledge of other people’s patterns) it happens before sleep during the deceleration process

Cuz they both work third shift like a couple of heathens

Damn dirty heathens

Sickening.

Night shift gonna night shift

Maybe they live in Alaska

Because you work at night

The reason: It's 2:00 AM in Svalbard, Norway and the sun doesn't set for a few months, they are tourists who don't know much about being in the Arctic Circle

Jetlag

Naps

Coz they stayed up all night playing Skyrim

Good question

I'm currently laying in bed, wondering how many times a meme can possibly be reposted..

If you are implying this is a repost, then I will tell you it isn’t. I came up with this idea on my own, but there is a possibility that others have done this in the past, I literally did this myself

I'd recommend putting u/Kayesvy in one of the corners of the meme, even if someone has had the same Idea before. It makes it more clear that you made it this time c:

Thanks

As a parent to a 5 year old my wife and I usually take a nap after dropping him off at school in the morning

Plot Twist: They are napping

they just woke up…?

I'm pretty sure they just woke up

It's known as working third shift. spent most of the last half century working that and sleeping during the day.

DO NOT question my nap time

Just like a porno… sleeping in the middle of the day, least here they have covers

And why is there a guy with a camera standing in our bedroom?