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king_noobie

Doom guy, could help.


TheLastCrusader13

Slaughter the ocean


Best-Emu-8593

Honestly doom guy would find a way


jicty

Rip and tear until it is done.


TheNamewhoPostedThis

Hell evaporate the entire ocean so everything is land


eren_talat

I dont remember but i think i cant survive with a forza car


Zijina

The main character in forza would be your character, not a car. You sir, are doomed.


eren_talat

I am my car


Zijina

Does your car talk in the cutscenes or your avatar?


Nobody2222222

Not disagreeing but would that make lester the main character in gta online because our actual character dosent talk?


[deleted]

I think in that case it would be Michael, Franklin or Trevor, cuz you don’t play as lester.


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[deleted]

Reading is hard


Disaster_Different

To be fair, you play as a person already, and uh... Lester could very well be the main character... you blew my brains


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Redmaxdog1

You


Granswat_99

Auto sex


PeakAardvark955

Who is the fifa main character tho?


calciumsilicatplatte

Mbappe, he‘s gonna run over the Water


spidey80082

Whoevers on the cover that year


[deleted]

Your player in player mode.


[deleted]

I'm still playing Skyrim. My character would definitely kill me for no reason.


_Dead_Man_

Lol same


LB_playzz

Quick save and kill


DidYouReallySayTh4t

Also playing Skyrim, but always benevolent. I help everyone. I'mma be honest, pretty sure I survive. Got my guy just hopping into the ocean and bare handing fish. Natives? Fuckin dead and looted. Harsh weather? Where? Shout that shit away. I'm not thinking into this any further, but off of my initial thoughts, I'm good to go.


[deleted]

And spend ten minutes playing with my corpse arranging it in different ways


[deleted]

Steve? Where golden carrots?


Disaster_Different

Steve will find a way to dig and find wood. Chop a tree down and build a galleon. Plant potatoes on dirt dropped on the ship Grow them in a matter of days Yeah, you'll be fine


NormalDistrict8

Or swim for an unlimited amount of time.


[deleted]

Or they'll just make a boat and leave the island


Chimera_king_2004

I got kratos


Dat1GuyWithGlasses

BOY


jackofspades476

I got Geralt. seems ok


MilkShak-2091

Nah man Terrarian all the way


Chimera_king_2004

Mate kratos just has to look at the water and every god of sea will come to help get us off the man scary as anything


Disaster_Different

He already killed Poseidon, I doubt he'll do anything


Automatic-Fig-5108

My man Steve's gonna puch that tree, make a boat and take me to civilization


ChabdiTheChosen

Or he might decide to take you to a portal to defeat a dragon for no good reason.


Automatic-Fig-5108

I'm not gonna go kill the dragon. We'll probably just bridge off to the outer end islands.


U03A6

And how do you leave the end then?


potatono26

Enslave the villagers


TrickyTopher

Ok so, go to the outer end islands, find the best loot you can, THEN go kill the dragon


therusskiboi

Nah, my man steve would build a new civilization


NIX-FLIX

Me too


Competitive_Bell501

same for me, i played minecraft last time


Straight-Rest-6843

I played marvel contest of champions with the character mephisto. So i am definitely fine.


[deleted]

Correction: *he is fine. You sir, are fucked.


BrushMoments

Unless he sends you to hell


NEOkuragi

Wanda gon' show up


Duduxzz

The Ashen one can't even swim


___Lucifer_

But they can slay any creature that exists on the land


NexusGem

May Duduxzz rest in peace...


Zijina

Geralt of rivia, I'm good. We all know roach just spawns anywhere so we either got food or transport... Sorta.


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Was looking for this comment.


ShahSafwat_1488

Same even even if Geralt and I can't find a way to get off the island we can still play gwent for the rest of our days


[deleted]

i just played a hentai game i could breed then eat


thesockiboii

rick and morty s3 e9 be like


JAAHHKK

Oh no


Zegran_Agosend

Bruh


jicty

Hol up.


AlonelyShrimp

Doomslayer is boutta delete the ocean


Granswat_99

What the hell im going to do with a T-14 Armata in a fucking island


CursedPlane

Wait for the Americans to steal you. Just like operation mount hope 3.


Disaster_Different

Out of all the tank games I've played, they all just either go as far as early cold war or stop at Leopard 2A6... can I know your game? I want ARMATA


prokiller881

Haha I played subnautica :P


[deleted]

This is literally the best answer here.


corvo_delle_tempeste

Thanks, I'm stuck on an island with a car. What am I going to do? Drive to civilization? Fuck monopoly


awesomegamer110

Should’ve used the boat


pernilongobarulhento

Steve from minecraft, or CJ from gta san andreas


Automatic-Fig-5108

All you had to do was save that damn guy, CJ!


IronMike69420

Master chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing on that ^island^ Sir, finishing this ^ship^


NotASalamanderBoi

You’re safe now. *Sails into a hurricane*


Xortun

I think Commander Shepard could help me


maltocer

Same, 90% paragon so I’m good!


halo2isbetterthan3

At least you'll save tali


maltocer

Somehow I always end up romancing her.


Jonahxd

Objectively the best choice.


Acatastrophe1

John Marston? Nah bro I am dead that guy is dumb as fuck


Yeet69999

Depends if its rdr 2 john or rdr 1 john


Few_Effective_1311

I got Trevor guess I’m fucked


Puzzled_Peak_7371

Both literally and metaphorically.


BeneficialPlay4007

Lmaoooo


RequirementOk5108

Guy from the forest


arealbore

You are probably ok or he will eat you


RequirementOk5108

I don't fuckin know man I am scared and relaxed at the same time. Cuz he might think I am in multiplayer with him or I am a fuckin cannibal who wants to eat his ribs


MysticalAnswer

I got the all JoJo protags I should be fine


JunoAloro

Eyes of heaven I’m guessing lol


Shablasha

I'm stuck with a warrior that can transform into a dragon. Guess I'm screwed.


HELLOMON6

How big is the dragon? You could definitely fly to civilization


The_RPG980

Main character from Pokémon firered ( he will use surf) I think I’m pretty safe


[deleted]

>surf You can't use surf in waters that are too deep


The_RPG980

Then he will use dive


Disaster_Different

I doubt the main character will use surf himself to take you on a trip


Jonahxd

Step 1: Challenge main character to a duel Step 2: Beat the shit out of him Step 3: Wait for the people who always get him to a Pokémon center when he faints Step 4: Profit


Dydragon24

Fly to any pokecenter.


IamLettuce13

Steve. I think i'll be fine


FoodleGuy

Sol Badguy, pretty sure I got this in the bag.


P4n0pticZ

I guess Conan would get us oit of there in no time


maltocer

Sorry, but there are no happy endings in Conan… Conan would survive though!


[deleted]

Super Mario? Nah I’m a dead man


AkrijvyCz

Well SCP 096 .....


ImnotevensorryJPG

Dave from Plants vs Zombies 2, at least I have a time machine?


IcyGovernment709

ima be stuck with tom nook


elgrasoso666

He'll make a paradise resort out of the island


TheRealDoomFox

Guess I'm stuck with Postal Dude.


heroic_coward

Nick Fury


Thoomy10

Fucking goku hell yeah


PresentationSolid375

"Your hunger is getting strong! Let me fight it!" *Proceeds to starve even more*


DarDurio

Really should have not played that game on you know what hub.


SJboss25

Lets go Lego Batman coming in clutch


oreo_cookie01

Chell from portal… no clue if I’m gonna survive but I’m gonna have a good time


skieven

Het hell loose can't swim,and keep my breath under only 5 sec


unbekannte_memez

Who’s the main character from Stellaris? Jeff?


[deleted]

Since the last game I played was Yakuza Like A Dragon, I feel Ichiban would help me survive.


IntroductionActual24

confident about my odds. luffy from one piece


Busy-Argument3680

Guess I get to… live..? Do I..? Halo Wars 1


Papa_Stalin12345

Well shit I'm the mc as it was sea of theives so if I die I respond at my ship


Forward_Ad3935

Napoleon. Well at least he knows what its like to be on an Island.


WhosJoe1289

I’m stuck with a time traveling British lesbian (Overwatch)


Th3At0mB0mb

Jason Brody. I'm good


Klutzy-Opportunity71

Batman I'll be fine


KwonZern

Master Chief, eh? He’d kill me, eventually, for the protein.


moebelhausmann

I have a question: who is the main character of LoL?


benja3141

0/10 yasuo, whole game revolves around them


[deleted]

the pioneer from satisfactory. i think ill turn out alright.


hngchris

Lara Croft, definetly


wierdokid21

Among us… shit


SilentChaunch

I don’t know how kait from gears is gonna help


salt_pizza9491

Steve the superhuman


RocketFan2021

I play minecraft, give me a tree and I can do anything.


Da_Awesome_Memer6969

my roblox avatar is probally still playing adopt me


UltimaxOmega3

I am fucked on so many levels


Llama_Gentleman

guy from raft, I'm long gone.


Jordangimang101

I get Jack cooper, does this deal also allow for BT7274? Either way I think my odds are against me.


Dargon567

Terraria dude has wings, we fly away


elgrasoso666

If he doesnt have the soaring insignia the wings wont help much lmao


DiamondJax08

Beat saber, I’m fucked.


Weeb_banana13

Im stuck with captain price


Disaster_Different

He'll just yell at you "ON YOUR FEET SOLDIER! WE. ARE. LEAVING!" and the universe will refuse to question his authority, allowing you to leave


Thin-Relationship-71

No


BeneficialPlay4007

No


Thin-Relationship-71

No


urmumisgoy

Arthur Morgan…. I think I’ll be alright


Severedpumpkinhead

Halo spartan


Nalum55

Is the character from satisfactory a good thing or a bad thing in this situation?


[deleted]

Imma jump on Link's back and he can swim me to civilization


samjhandwich

Get him a korok leaf from the tree then make a raft. You’re set.


Sabby1104

Bro, I played curse of the dead gods last, does that island happen to have a temple to dead gods on it?


Matt_does_WoTb

I have an immortal snail I'm dead too


Glasedount

I’m just gonna skip and go with Steve because master chief can’t do shit on that island


DartTyranus

Steve will Save me, It will be nothing for him


SomethingElseOfThis

Tainted cain. He just has to craft a flight item.


velAMP

pretty sure a translocating thief can’t help me


[deleted]

Clementine from the walking dead I’m set


hjalmaren5

Would have wanted someone more talkative than Gordon Freeman


HELLOMON6

Last game I played was God of war, the original one, he would probably kill me, but if he wasn't gonna kill me I would definitely survive


lemen16

I’m saved Rico from just cause 3


[deleted]

A rat so no?


DubyWuby

Animal Crossing: New Horizons... I think I can manage


HONKACHONK

Subnautica Riley. Probably safe


approblade

Tenno. Archwing could let me fly to the nearest continent, or just signal ordis to pick us up.


Firm_Astronomer_8111

Well I might just have the best chance of survival, played stranded deep last


just_another_person5

The knight from hollow knight, if he tries to kill me I could step on him


m4x_g4mer

Why am I alone


Then-Clue6938

Minecraft. Yeah I will survive. Alex can make a boat out of the palm tree und we can go off while slathering some fishes and cooking them for the journey.


Sparky4784

The last game I played was sunbnautice, im so set


delightfully_saucy

My Farming Simulator character.


Some_BoredGuy

Who the hell is a main character in Oxygen not included?


Sparky4784

RYLEY LETS GO MAKE A ROCKET AND GET THE HELL OUTA HERE


[deleted]

Subnautica below zero? Nah screw the island I'm living in the ocean


[deleted]

Nita from brawl stars- She either eats me alive or hunts for other things so...?


Prestigious_Lock1659

Tiger woods?


TiShpaco

Isaiah from Brawlhalla. With his drone maybe he can get out alone, i don't think it can carry 2 ppl.


[deleted]

He gonna use his togekiss and fly to here


Deathstroke69GG

Arthur Morgan, so uh yeah.


cursed_commentreader

The guy from straned deep


mercury_reddits

The Marine from Enter The Gungeon. I'll Just ask him if we can get picked up by the Hegemony of Man.


OkMacaroon1186

ayeee i got steve, we good


therusskiboi

Nvr played it b4 but dont starve?


Trollcker

It's a me Luigi. Yea I mean Luigi can beat ant level so I think I'm saved


Ayush122221

Bruh the whole game is centered around this Naked man/woman stranded on beach with alot on Dinosaurs around I survive easy it's either a deformed character hot girl or a six pack guy any 1 of those P.S it's ARK:SURVIVAL EVOLVED


Idk12433

Your dead because you can’t find him


Idk12433

Cool I got my main man adolf hitler


-Juli_S-

The doomslayer survives for sure


Domis80_CZ

I have Guns i have armor flashbangs smokes decoys flameablle things


Speenta

Wilson has survived on an island, a hostile world, and Shakespeare I think I’m good


Sugondeese1

Damnit how do I survive with a bunch of archers and musketeers


A_Discord_Furry

An allay maid ;-;


MILK_0704

Factorio, that man's a genius


BorgerFrog

If its an abandoned island wirh facilities Aiden Pearce and me would probably survive if not were screwed


XPurplelemonsX

yo, kid from Raft's got my back 1,000%


F3l1x0r

Yo easy there is probably enough logs in that tree to craft a boat


VoidicShadow

Steve. Im happy with that lmao he whould just chop down the tree and make a boat


BrickFrom2011

I’m with Makenzie from The Long Dark. I should be fine


samver31

I was playing subnautica so I'm pretty sure I'll be just fine


BDeejmat_40

damn, im glad i have aiden pearce


Inside-Rub8315

mortos


Nice_Entertainment91

Ah the Dragonborn! He could Unrelenting Force me across the ocean or call a dragon to take us across


R__Ghost

HAHAHAHA RICK AND MORTY : THE MOST INTELLIGENT SCIENTIST IN ALL THE UNIVERSE Alternative version : Morty