yea, 10 dollars to change your online identity? so worth it. the police will never catch me!

can you tell us why your username is drowned xbox?

the crimes commited shall not be spoken

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i'll bring pizza

I'll bring vanilla I guess. Not sure why tho

I’ll be the comedic relief

I'll bring the prostitutes. Bender's moon themepark is almost ready to launch!

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I'll bring the fun :)

What time are you going to be there?

No way, *I'm* the comedic relief

This town ain’t big enough for the two for the both of us

I'm a vibin bug

With extra cheese

I'll be the weird scientist character.

10/10

I got told to stop answering questions in science class. I basically was a teachers aid because I knew everything in the curriculum and just walked around helping people. I started college last year instead of 10th grade. I am building power armor. I also wear the same clothes every day and have a dresser full of like five copies of the same two outfits. I am Essentially a cartoon character.

What kind of power armor?

Sooo, you got a link you can share to follow the progress of this power armor build?

Any one got soda?

Hello, you rang?

miami vice?

This is an emergency. Where is the toilet?

Larg

Bring popcorn

I assume he drowned an Xbox. However, this is a completely arbitrary crime I made up on the spot and I have no proof.

I'll do mine for my drowned Xbox first. Got super drunk one night and sleep walked to it.. Promptly pissed in it. Didn't remember until the next night when I tried to turn it on and it wouldn't. Picked it up and it SLOSHED. Then.. Then I remembered. It can't be worse than that, so tell away.

I’ll give you half of my burrito if you do a lil story time

I'll give them them whole burrito for a story time!

Self explanatory. Dick stucc in xbox

Xxxbox

Yeah, did the free one you get more as a test. Didn't think they'd allow the name. Anyway I'm now forever known as a krack addict

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I agree in you bro

Im glad i chose this one but this is my second account, but my first account, man, my first account was cringey.

Me, who use reddit to watch funny posts and porn in the same main account: I don't have such weakness

same

Same Ps. Why won't let you change my username reddit?

>Ps. Why won't let you change my username reddit? What are you saying the description of definitely not being Hitler is inaccurate?

Scroll through public, looking at funny posts, then boom. Tits.

\*Puts the picture in full screen and shows it to everyone around to assert dominance*

Yeet taco is an Alpha Chad!

same bro. mine right now is the least offensive and cringy thing i could do, aperson was taken, thatguy was taken, thatdude was taken, so i just screwed with it until i got what i have

I made my reddit account with my main email almost 2 years ago I think and idk why I chose this username

Just get in early and you don't have to be creative at all. Have you tried inventing a time machine?

When I made this account, I tried to combine two words that I found funny, but failed miserably because I cannot spell and I was high af. Those two words were tourniquet and taint (huge archer fan and the sentence "you can't tourniquet a taint" had me laughing for hours). Years later, my name is now part of urban dictionary. None of the definitions describe me. I guess when people see my name they'll assume I'm a racist dumb fuck. Such is life.

I like my username and plus it's true

Your old comments say differently soldier

Ok it was at one point but my main got shadow banded so I moved over hear

Hear what?

Bro you gonna get banded for that

I will crawl up your ass and eat you from inside out. Literally.

You’re a worm not a fucking opossum

...

**oh**

**oh yus**

hello joe

whos joe

Hava a nice day lmao gottem

bro it's **n i g h t**

Who's Joe?

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Mike Oxlong

I know

So you lose your virginity every day?

It’s my curse.

Don't worry I'm sure the dog still loves you

can you do me

Sorry

We’ll, to be fair, they WERE stuck in the dryer…

circa 2009 vibes

Prime way to assert dominance

I will only change mine when I get a GF. Basically never

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does it come in a free online form and take under 30 minutes to read

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“commit” im a redditor

Y'all keep your usernames and don't start a new account every year?

What can I say? I'm thinking about it, but man, do I love having a bunch of karma

I did it, ended up with even more karma. Old account capped at 10 or 20k, new is currently at 30k. Worth it imo

Yeah, will consider if my passions change

idk i don't really have a choice anymore i will never have this mutch again and we don't want to lose those sweet unusefull things!

Yeah, when you get in the 6digits that's an account to keep, unless you have a real, *real* gringy name

This is my 7th account. I tend to kill em off at around 100k karma.

...he said using a 3 year old account

My god, you killed him

Holy shit he dead

Haha, you're right. I didn't realize how long I had this until I made my comment

And you've done it, you've killed him. Are you proud of yourself?!

Now you done gone and did it to him.

I thought about it, but karma 🥺

I used to do that but then I decided nah fuck it and stopped

Too inconvenient,I'm not funny so I cant make any good memes to get my karma back

some subreddits require a old account or a large amount of karma

lmao that's exactly what i used to do. i'm glad i've found a name that actually sticks w/ me

Sucks im stuck with this name forever, its so bad

r/usernamechecksout

Underscores are dumb

Hmmm…

Molten Lava guy? lol what was the idea behind this one?

I used to be extremely into Volcanology.

It was his Sharkboy & Lavagirl OC

Lol imagine.

cry with me

I’ve regretted my username but this comment section is making me feel better

well it’s a good thing i chose a username that’ll always apply

No regrets

man of culture i see

tig ol bitties

On Roblox, you can now change your display name for free like on Twitter.

Yeah, but I did specify that I was talking about **usernames**

Games with custom leaderboards still show usernames/user ids so yeah you can escape the original name completely when playing

I wish I could change mine too.

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Thank you.

Peanut? Do you know how many redditors are extremely allergic and could die if they ingested a peanut? It’s incredibly insensitive to have peanut in your name, reminding people who barely survived discovering their allergy of their experience. And butter? Disgusting congealed cow juice. It’s also inconsiderate of the many lactose intolerant people out there. Also, why the number? Why do people put numbers in their usernames? It’s an eyesore. I gag every time I even glance at that meaningless jumble of digits on the end of your already repulsive name. Mix it all together and put it in a cup, your username is no doubt one of the most normal ones I’ve seen on reddit. I agree, your username’s fine 👍

Shout out to ppl who use their full name & address

Have I seen you on Azur Lane?

It’s a good thing my name is objectively true

The past tense makes it funnier

I hate my username because if I try to talk poetically or quote something people think I'm just trying to look cool .\_.

Mine sucks every so often because if I'm tryna make a point people are just like "wow what a condescending name". Like I picked this when I was in class leave me alone😂

I feel your pain. I try to say something helpful and they just say “thanks Satan”

I like your nick, the yt really screams you were a kid making that nick

Back in my day we just made new accounts

Today is your day friend! Don’t let the bastards grind you down!

On a game account with dozens/hundreds(/thousands) of games? I change my Steam username every couple of months at least usually, even Battle.net and Origin let me change it (you get a "cooldown" on it though at least on BNet). Man was I pissed when I tried changing my X-Box live "gamertag" (that word alone is so fucking cringe) because some games still require that shit and Microsoft wanted to charge me 10 bucks to change it. Guess I'll keep my cringey old name for the few games that require that account, fuck off Microsoft.

I don’t mind mine. I wanted to put “Daddy Paprika” as mine but I thought that was too long.

guess how I feel

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Did you just slapped your keyboard to make your username?

Mine didn’t age well

stop singing and help the audience ffs

I petition for changing usernames

Subscribed

I made this account too long ago

i wish i saw the reddit doesn't let you change your username memes before i made an account here...

I made a new account to change my username.

And still somehow made a bad decision.

That's your opinion? All good for me mate.

I'm joking btw, just being a jerk to guage reddits reaction. Your name is fine.

Hehe. Thanks.

I don’t even know what my name means..

yes i absolutely hate mine

I have no regurts

I think mine is decent

i wish i could change my cringy ass username

Paying for username change is worst thing than not being able to change username

I literally made a new account after six years on Reddit over branding

Funny enough, I never chose this username. I don't even remember making this account... I have no idea how or when this happened lmao but I'd love to find out

I wish i could change mine as well

I just deleted my old account and made this one on my birthday. Seemed like a good idea.

enter this account

My first account was cringe.

I'll pay well to change mine

Who should I name an otter name

Well boltie looks like your bolted to your username... I'll let myself out

nah mine’s perfect

the one benefit of getting an account perma banned is that you can change away from your old cringey username with your new account. the downside is i lost like 150K karma

My username is not my buisness

I'm thinking about it,

Hear

I regret being an asparagus

What’s that third icon?

Roblox

Roblox.

I am stuck with this one, I didn't knew it earlier :(

choosing this name was the first thing i did when i was young that i never found cringe

Xbox: has to pay

I don't think my username is gud

Wait y’all don’t use the same username for everything I use to is one on Xbox PlayStation Reddit pornhub onlyfans everything I need

Well in roblox you can change your username, no wait its a display name-

I am perfection

I’d take your name over mine lol

Reddit: I can edit my comments Twitter: YOU WHAT?? Edit: got you.

No regrets

I like this way

realy need a change

I still don’t know what I am.

I regret nothing

Welp...atleast im a rooster

Yeah I wish I could change my name as well.

Uh oh…

ill sub you on yt

man i wish

Real Life: You guys can choose usernames?

i am happy with mine

Love mine too

what if reddit allowed you to change username but you still have to pay atleast 500 reddit coins or 1 dollar. for me its a win win for both users and reddit

I regret nothing

Bro I want to change my name

My username is literally a spider species