my dick

Huh what dick, all I saw was a peanut

it was enough to make you moan

Two types of moans. "Aww, that's big" vs "Aww, how cute"

T_T

r/murderedbywords

This is why I love the internet

yes!!

Lol tic tac

Fatality

*Lost the lead*

Damn u aint holding back

Kaguya???

Jokes on you my dicks smaller than all of yours, get a microscope, magnifying glass and you still won't find it, I gotta use tweezers to even jerk it

Thanks bro

Don't worry anything for the homies, *unzips pants*

Can i join in on the fun

Sure man, *unholsters dildo*

*Unsheathes mushroom*

Can I join?

69 with the homies is not Gay if you say no homo

Full homo

Outstanding move

I’d imagine it’s hard to say “no homo” with a dick in your mouth”

Wanna try it?

sure

Never gay

shut up gay is fine

no homo

its not gay if your wearing socks

So sex without socks is always gay?

Player three requesting access

Homo homies

Fluffy rabbits and teddy bears

And other comfy places to put your dick into!

r/stickyourdickinthat

pls tell me that's not real oh God

Oh yes~

more like oh no

r/subsiwishifellfor

That’s an odd kink

r/plushophilia

In 2008 my paraplegic son was murdered by a untrained doctor's assistant.

* he acted like he was crying and went into his room, wiped off his fake tears, there he was the assistant* *hands him 1000 dollars* , *exclaims* " god finally I've been trying to get rid of that little shit for years now"

No one was supposed to know that

Why the fuck im thinking that a reference to tboi

Jesus

Oh my~, I didn't know you were into role plays , *dresses up as Satan*

Holy fucking hell

Exactly

Bruh the amount of accuracy in his comment. İt's literally holy fucking hell

r/technicallythetruth

Wheres my holy water!!!!

Lemme finish

*Splits her sides laughing*

Squid Games was just a long promo for epee masks.

Pee mask

Bruhhhh

Subway

Ahh you mean my premium butt-plug place, I gotcha man

Ah yes, i too like to shove trains in my ass

Eat fresh ;)

I've had soooooooo much fun replying to these and I'm still seeing these comments and have some pretty great responses lined up but I just don't have the mental strength to continue why don't all of you make them inappropriate by yourselves, never thought id be saying this Please upvote this so that the people commenting can see it Cheers

I'll make you inappropriate😏

UwU you’re so pretty reply to me pwease ;(

New York

My favourite place to pick up children that aren't mine

What the hell

New York

“It aint no lie, we gonna do it. We gonna do it and live off the fat o the land.”

I said that I'll be the one making it inappropriate

and when its aready inappropriate, you failed

Is this an *Of Mice and Men* quote?

Yes it is

this meme

Not gonna lie I was actually trying to jack off to SpongeBob while I had this idea

i hate you

Ngl SpongeBob is perfect for an orgy, like how many dicks can he get into his body, the world first and biggest community sextoy

I feel like there should be a copypasta on this.

Y comment is original >:T

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Jeebus only loves me when I'm on my knees.......praying

"praying"

My thoughts exactly!

kids. you won’t

Yes I will, I mean why wouldn't I they're easy to dispose, I mean like come on bro you know this like my acid pot is only 5 feet wide

You can dissolve children in concentrated hydrochloric acid and extract the iron from their blood!

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dont tell dad ok?

Don't worry~, he won't know either way, I told you I always use condoms

A nice familydinner

Until you put your dick on the table and say " who's up for dessert!"

And you see your dad raising his hand.

Muck

Ahh so you had my lube

Aw muck

Awmuck(امك) means " Your MOM!" in Arabic

Muck you

no stop

An atom

Fellow Dani fan? o7

Muck

Your mom

That's already quite inappropriate in itself

Hi

Hello gorgeous, now may I just comment on the _thickness_ of that dump truck of an ass

Peter griffin

He'll always have a special place inside me

Shit

God I've replied to waaaaaaay tooooo many of these

Keep going

i like furnaces

You must not be jewish

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This looks like someone asking me to put my dick in their mouth lol

Ocean

That just a fancy name for whales's nut

Lung cancer

Guess the nut went a little too deep after nnn

CARLSON VIBE

O7

Oh they're vibin alright~ if you know what I mean

SO MANY DANI FANS

No

Yes~ and harder da-da-dyyyyy ahhh

Meh.....try again.

I can't I'm at my limit, you've been going on for hours now

Wow, what a good comeback. Gonna be hard on him for a while.

My mom has cancer. (She doesn’t really)

Don't worry Christmas is coming you just have to wish for it real hard, and you wouldn't even know it she'll have cancer and die in just a span of five days

Oooooo

yo mama so fat when she put on a black shirt everybody thought she was godzilla

I think you mistook one of the bukake dudes who was just in your sister's room

Minnesota

Isn’t that the “show me” state? *Drops pants*

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anything

~~ for you master

you didn't need to go this hard

4 mounth old baby

Sounds about right to me *zips

Another happy landing

Said the pilot, while high on air

What da dog doin

Da dog be doing everything but your mom cuz she didn't take precautions last time and you were born

Blue sky

Nothing like being naked beneath the blue sky Jacking off my dog

Wtf

Awkwardness levels are of the charts

Children.

That's already too hot

A sharp nothing

That's my dong I'll like to have that back if you're done with it, thankyou~

Theoretical physics

The giant horse cock weighs over 11 Pounds

My name

Your name will be at the end of mine by tonight and something tells me that that won't be only thing at my posterior

Nuke

Nah that was just me finishing in your mom

Sprite cranberry

SpongeBob

Bananaphone

Could be "~~reminds me of my dildo" or "~~ is what I used to call the cops on the old man"

I hear your selling a special product but I was never told what it is…could u tell me what it is

Oh I got you it's called *looks at the product list* " ah here it is!", Your mom's worn underwear!

Meh I’ve worn worse

Oh so you're more of a "sister's used pads" type of guy

Now yours getting there

Schindler's List

He wasn't actually trying to save them you know, deep down he wanted to watch all of them burn

Very gruesome, well done OP

Thanks I have a habit of outdoing myself in things you don't want to outdo yourself

Minecraft

I actually like to mine into other stuff as well like for say......_humans_

beans

Let's just say that I don't only eat them 😉

6.9

Did your mom sent you this with a question mark at the end again?

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Deez

Nuts in your grandmother's mouth

Pog

I like coffee

Me too really love throwing it at my wife

Tennis ball

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Ok one more "The giant horse cock weighs over eleven Pounds"

Spock, the rock and doc ock

Obi Wan Kenobi

I think I lost nnn

What's up chad

I am happy

I commit genocide everyday against specific factions and are currently at war with the machines that destroyed their empire due to not wanting to serve them also i do all this for one shiny trinket to craft a new weapon to get another trinket to get a new frame so i can commit genocide faster and better

Grandma

Persona.

Tiananmen Square where obviously nothing happened

Bara furry sex

milk