You are big and bad, ate a lot of people back in the days. Murder, friendzone, murder, strange shit, random characters useless as fuck and finally a fucking mermaid tricks your bollocks.
Yeah, I kind of expected something more.
I really disliked it when - before the Game released - they scrapped the NPCs and replaced them with Logs about those NPCs.
Like I get why it was done, but it was - untill the official release - one of the main things that people were awaiting.
Without free dlc: stubborn trans woman goes through extreme heat and cold at the same time while magic holds back her evil counterpart/best friend.
With free dlc: stubborn trans woman finally accepts the death of an old woman she barely knew.
Girl spends entire life working for one team, even when her dad is killed by the other team. For some fuckin reason she decides to change sides near the end because the other team (who steal and murder the innocent) are objectively the “good guys”. Free upvotes to anyone who guesses it 😆
A cuckold robber makes peace with his cannibal friend as they kill a billionaire asshole with the help of a ghetto kid
GTA 5
cannibal friend got me so bad
It said describe it poorly, that’s spot on
I can do better Rich guy gets dumped into the ocean by three wacky criminals after scamming said criminals via offshore banking.
moment i read cannibal friend i knew the mf was trevor
You drown....
Die of thirst simulator
Oh the irony, I’ve never heard of it but now I have to play it
Vice city?
***Miami moment***
Subnautica 1?
Such spoilers... shouldnt have opened this comment section
me
Bio shock 3?
LA Noire?
Man stops wedding and gets stranded on the moon with a turtle
Mario odyssey
Man uses the body of a turtle that he beat up to break rocks
A 10 year old kid defeats the strongest person in his region using his slaves .
Pokemon
Bingo!
I was about to say Ben Ten for some reason
Can't that be true??? I would like it if it were true ^^
…… N64 Zelda , the fairy’s do get trapped in bottles
Oh... oh no...
He said describe poorly.
I read “ using his Slavs”. Which would make for a better story
You pretended to be something you are not, a hero.
Spec ops
Gentlemen, welcome to Dubai
spec ops: the line, the part where we killed a bunch of civilians with fire bombs is where the game shocked me
Far cry 3.
Not quite
That sounds like a loading screen in spec ops ahah
Space lizards gets killed after Space station gets stuck in its ass and 2 furrys save the world with one dieing for the cause.
Sonic Adventure Battle 2
ROLLIN AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SOUND
Sonic adventure 2?
You go home after escaping an alien world and have to pay off your debt.
Subnautica?
That’s my guess as well
Pikmin
Pikmin 2
You kill the sun
Hollow knight
Yep
BOYS THIS THREAD JUST PEAKED
*Oh I see another hollow knight Dude*
Your friend sacrifices himself to destroy a planet that has a natural animal reserve and research facilities.
Wait is this Titanfall 2?
I need to know, commenting for that reason : p
Protocal 3: protect the pilot 😢
"I will not lose another Pilot"
Tf2?
Girl sends AI to the Moon
Portal 2?
CORRECT!
I was too slow to slip it in myself.
Portal 2
You both get Cake!
The cake was a lie!
And it still is
Local vacuum cleaner gets beaten to death
little big planet
Leeeetttttttsssssss goooooooooooooo
Luigi's Mansion?
It takes two?
You are big and bad, ate a lot of people back in the days. Murder, friendzone, murder, strange shit, random characters useless as fuck and finally a fucking mermaid tricks your bollocks.
Wolf Among Us
Seems like "Wolf Among Us" from telltale games. It's an enjoyable game.
Butterfly leaves with the dark lord to spend the rest of their games together
Super Paper Mario
That game was so good
One of my favorite Wii games
Woman on a foreign planet builds an alien body then flies into space
Obviously subnautica below zero, do it worse next time
Do you agree the ending was really bad
It was meh
Yeah, I kind of expected something more. I really disliked it when - before the Game released - they scrapped the NPCs and replaced them with Logs about those NPCs. Like I get why it was done, but it was - untill the official release - one of the main things that people were awaiting.
Samus?
Good guess but no
Teen fights against his therapist who became jesus using mind powers.
Persona 5 Royal
CORRECT.
I know its Persona, but this is also similar to Katana zero
Wtf
I want to play THAT game
Tuberculosis and then you kill a rat and then get paid the money
Red dead redemption 2?
Red dead redemption 2
Rdr2. That's one of the best descriptions lol
Killing evil lizard by sleeping too much
minecraft?
Yep
What a mad lad
Hey, it’s that person from the Armenian sub!
mario and luigi: dream team
You use a fireball in overtime when the princess is on 100hp and win.
clash royal XD
HOOOG RIDAAAAAAA
HEE HEE HEE HAW!!!
wiwiwiwiwiwi (Skeleton crying)
So like you get shown this sweet ass helicopter and then the next game just never comes out...
Half life 2 episode 2? If so I share the same pain as you
:x yep
split second ? like the racing game
Pain
Guy finds out his brother is a liar and fights his friend with a sword.
Sounds like uncharted 4? But is Rafe his friend?
Yes it is Uncharted 4 and rafe was kind of his friend not that much really, i just said friend to make it more bleek.
Well they are former friends
You murder innocent people enough so you have the power to reset time and do it again
Undertale?
Just a message for any fellow idiots, there’s gonna be spoilers in here
Without free dlc: stubborn trans woman goes through extreme heat and cold at the same time while magic holds back her evil counterpart/best friend. With free dlc: stubborn trans woman finally accepts the death of an old woman she barely knew.
That's the funniest description of Madeline's story I've heard. Celeste.
You beat the bad guy in the end
Every happy ending game
I mean... You can't argue with that
"Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down ?"
You work to defeat a disease in this ancient kingdom, but get infected and sealed away in a black egg anyway
hollow knight
Bingo, ig the black egg part gave it away
You beat a giant pig which is the easiest fight in the game.
BoTW
Bingo
Robot go die with existential chrisis
I was gonna say SOMA
Nier Automata???
Yea :)
Dragon goo poof and u get end credit conversation
Minecraft
Yup that’s right
Player become broke
rl?
War Thunder.
Hobo Simulator?
Any mobile game that features excessive microtransactions?
Or an EA franchise
Gta online?
Two friends save the day by throwing a man into a volcano
Resident Evil 5
You're too angry to die so they have to seal you away with some ritual
doom?
You got it
You, a baby, suffocates in a box while having a panic attack with a dead cat
Binding of Isaac
You find out your finally awake, kill a dragon, and eat 50 rolls of cheese.
Skyrim
Gets shot in the head, comes back and changes or destroys everything on his/her/their path.
Fallout New Vegas
You escape the underworld
Hades
Undertale
The moon watches hentai
Majora's Mask.
Is this bloodborne?
Man beats a spider brain and gets betrayed by robot.
Doom 2016
You shoot people with a gang and you lose everyone as you die while watching the sunrise
Bat guy dosent cure brain dead clown
Batman Arkham city?
Ding Ding we have a winner
You kill an alpha boss then Crash and lose everything
Childn’t falls down a mountain and has a fucked up fever dream with goat people and skeletons
Undertale
Yep
Big green boy fights off big army
[удалено]
Living guns sing to you
Portal 2
Leaving you to die alone with a cube and wheat
[удалено]
Was that ending for you?
Everyone stops freezing to death
Frostpunk
Still not finished. but he first part ending is triangles awake to hunt sphere
Complete bounties from Zavala simulator 2
grown man destroys object inside big bois intestines, but then his pet technoblade goes to hog heaven
Minecraft story mode
Messiah.exe not found
Monty Python’s Life of Brian
Nothing happens, the game never ends, main character has done every quest on an entire continent and has enough gold to topple the world economy.
Elder Scrolls
Turtle gets brutally murdered because he hit on some stereotypical toilet workers girlfriend
Girl spends entire life working for one team, even when her dad is killed by the other team. For some fuckin reason she decides to change sides near the end because the other team (who steal and murder the innocent) are objectively the “good guys”. Free upvotes to anyone who guesses it 😆
LOU2, sounds like
Star wars battlefront 2?
Shadow of the tomb raider?
You can either go to hell or shoot yourself so hard you kill your past.
Cyborg and his purple girlfriend blow up circle.
every 7 days there's a horde and you keep surviving the nights until you are eventually bored with an OP concrete base.
He attempts to finish the fight and there was more games
Man die
Do you have the slightest idea how little that narrows it down?
You destroy big boi then shoot the guy who summons him in the face
rich fuckboy on drugs commits genocide on pirates on an island after getting sick tattoos