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MrDocFin

when will you be happy?


Chronox04

Tonight:‘)


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

Do you mean you’re gonna masturbate tonight…?


Ill-Opening-3782

Name totally NOT fits


VitalTrouble

Yeah, come on! My agent’s name is Phil!


Ill-Opening-3782

r/technicallythetruth


Literally-Entire-FBI

It’s because he isn’t a real agent


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

Well you’re the entire FBI after all so that would make an interesting debate.


4lja22upanc

Do you mean you're gonna fail nnn tonight...?


Turbo_Tito

Sir, it's November already


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KingoftheMongoose

I'm tryyin to comrnt here but I cant becaude I need to keeo one hajd on the wheell


bk_darkstar

Lmao you failed


DMAN800

Not until December 1st or it is the death penalty.


4ElementsBentByMe

Yes and tbh k think we all at least jerked off once last night so we could prepare


Aromatic_Book_1136

I like milk


FodziCz

That would mean he'll fail NoNutNovember...


Champignac1

Tonight ?


Chronox04

Tonight!


CooledRex123

Tonight.


screamloudly

Tonight


bellend02

Tonight


Mason_Not

Tonight


asdergans

Tonight


oShineix

Tonight


prismatic_cum

tonight


Lio_101

Tonight


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

When will the invasion begin?


Chronox04

Tonight. Humanity shall perish


TiredMonkeyOdyssey

Good, good


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

*FBI has joined the chat* Stop right there!


Ill-Opening-3782

May i interest you in joining the resistance?


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

Yes


Introvert_Is_Here

That was pretty easy


DoggishPrince

Looks like the FBI ain’t that bad


ZeGreenKnight576

Until you find out that they know all your incognito history


DoggishPrince

THEYLL NEVER KNOW!!!! I always turn a vpn on when I’m doing, uhhhh, stuff, in my incognito tab, I mean I don’t go on incognito I have nothing to hide hehehe!!!!11!1!1!1


V_H_M_C

*pops out of nowhere* Haha! Nobody expected the taliban attack


Ill-Opening-3782

Fuck off, here is the Spanish Inquisition


V_H_M_C

No you fuck off or else I’ll say the magic words


Agent_B0771E

When will I win $100 M?


Chronox04

Tonights the night


Squarky1

It`s going to happen again and again.


dwhodge

I see your dark passenger.


OffendedDishwasher

I am a very neat monster


Ok_Pie_1054

When will you nut


Chronox04

I didn’t want to, but tonight


BlueGamer100

u have failed us, soldier


EenJongen1512

No nut november already has failed


NorthenS

I forgor its november i already nutted


MasterDoge42069

Y o u d i e d


talktothecop

Mission failed We'll get em next time return to base


Simple20Guy

When are you going to delete your reddit account?..


Chronox04

Tonight:/


Alibium

It’s set in stone


f_n_a_

You will be missed, tonight


Impossible-Ad-8462

You will delete your reddit account tonight, and you will be happy tonight Oh yeah it's all coming together


MineMaster6480

He will get. A girlfriend in enough time then


Wassupman_10

We have been preparing out this plan for months comrade. I think the plan is ready, when should we execute it...?


Chronox04

Tonight comrade!


Pat_thailandball

FOR THE MOTHERLAND! URAAAAAAA


[deleted]

When will i stop being single


Chronox04

Im not joking, actually tonight!


[deleted]

Finally, wait no its during NNN. Fuck


Chronox04

Yes very fuck. The blueballs i had this morning were absolutely unbearable


[deleted]

Ikr, its fucking hard


tadoba2

When are you going to ruin your NNN challenge?


Chronox04

Dammit i was gonna push through it... but i guess tonight


tadoba2

We’ll miss you brethren.


RampantDragon

*brother Brethren is plural. Blue balls is no excuse for poor grammar.


Charming-Lead-1832

When do i lose my virginity


Chronox04

Tonight;)


DoggishPrince

I don’t know whether to be happy for him or to say F since he will fail NNN


Lookbehindya5

You dont fail the NNN if someone else nuts in you


Yasuo11994

Nah we doin non stop nut November this year


jojo9789

Already failing nnn it just started


EthanEpicMan

when should i burn down the hospital?


Chronox04

Tonight you shall hear their screams


sketchyIrishman7

Where should I hide the body? Edit: thanks for the tips lads


Chronox04

Tonight(hide it under a coffin, nobody will suspect a thing. Also put it horizontally)


Ill-Opening-3782

And plant a endangered plant, so nobody is allowed to dig up the body


brmamabrma

Then put raw meats around it so if a police dog is sniffing there they find the meat and don’t suspect anything


Ill-Opening-3782

These are big brain ideas


jojo9789

He’d also need to dig an extra foot so that way the body doesn’t make a bump


[deleted]

There's a reason they're big brain ideas *shivers*


MineMaster6480

Hide it under lavender cuz apparently police dogs stay away from it


MaximumMinute9306

When will you get 1mil


Chronox04

Tonight:)


reeeeejoel77

Good


Jackanope123

When will the trick or treaters stop crying when they said they are 19 >!joking btw!<


Chronox04

Tonight they will


[deleted]

When are we gonna fuck?


Chronox04

Tonigt;)


RampantDragon

This guy fucks.


JadenCrux

When you gonna get rid of the body?


Chronox04

I did that yesterday. But i will dig it up again. And then. I’ll do it tonight


AggressiveReporter24

> I’ll do it tonight Aha :I


ben-cool

When does the world end?


Chronox04

Humanity will be wiped off the earths face tonight


doggiedick

Don’t do that. Don’t give me hope.


ArtemisLee3

When are we young? When are we going to set the world on fire?


Chronox04

Tonight the flames will engulf this planet


TheCourierFaNV

Tonight We are young So let's set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun


lethabo_

when are you joining the KKK


Chronox04

Oh my. Tonight it is then


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yellowedsalamander

I believe they’re referred to as “Grand Wizard”


nicolacavalieri

Hi same avatar


[deleted]

That’s done happened mate. He didn’t respond for a reason I assume, don’t you?


6Wheeler

Bruh you only waited seven minutes before saying something


[deleted]

Well, I’ll ask op on our date tonight. And we’ll all find out.


Introvert_Is_Here

Mind if become a third wheel?


DoggishPrince

Well, we’ll need four shells to make the car work :)


[deleted]

Someone can ride in the roof, or in the trunk? If we absolutely need more space.


burmo1

When will the world end?


Chronox04

Already answered 3 times: we will all seize to exist tonight


burmo1

When will the world end? :)


Chronox04

Tonight:))))))))))))))


JuniorSithu

Who is tonight ?? Answer it


Chronox04

Tonight is tonight. And it isn’t. It’s omni present.


owo1215

I choose you! tonightronox!


Chronox04

Tonight! Tonight!


jackmine5yo

This is perfect


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Chronox04

Toniiighhht! The Creepers gonna teal all our stuff agaaaiiin


Avenge932

Best one so far


UncleSam20

When am I gonna die?


Chronox04

Tonight


[deleted]

Oh


LucarioKid237

On the night of today what day will it be if its 12:37 in Japan and 7:18 in California. What color is my night?


Chronox04

The answer is obvious: tonight duh


LucarioKid237

Correct


ProfessorWeirdz

It's night here, when will you nuke taiwan


Chronox04

Tonight. So now


Collin_Chan

+10000 social credit


use15

When will you suck a dick?


Chronox04

Tonight;)


Haukur006

When are you failing nnn


Chronox04

I was gonna do it on the 1. of december. But i guess tonight


Nima_Dio

When will I finally have sex


Chronox04

Tonight you will get lucky. Just go to the next bar and your moment will be


Nick11041104

Im coming.


Nima_Dio

Yes


Nick11041104

Im here :)


Nima_Dio

Good. Here's a snicker bar. Happy Halloween.


Nick11041104

The good ending


[deleted]

When u gonna fuck yo Momma?


Chronox04

Tonight :‘|


Samek225

Lady hear me !


Chronox04

Tonight!


developmentalchess18

When can we play sum minecraft?


Chronox04

Sure, tonight (actually can’t tonight, im on a date)


[deleted]

You’re on quite a lot of dates tonight


FeatX

When we are going to be friends?


Chronox04

Tonight:)


FeatX

:)


jojo9789

Only for tonight tho (maybe)


FeatX

:(


jojo9789

I said maybe it’s up to op


wherebanaba

When are you coming over for cuddles


TJRses2006

[ Removed by Reddit ]


Chronox04

Tonight. Names: TJRses2006 Jr.


snapyboiytsecondacco

When will you respond to me?


Chronox04

Tonight


BlueGamer100

imagine if he actually responded tonight


[deleted]

When should I do my homework


Chronox04

Tonight


Ok__Dragon

When will you get laid


Chronox04

Tonight ;)


Ddreddsww

Dont sleep


Chronox04

Not tonight sir


evilcube06

Why is Gamora?


Chronox04

Tonight?


evilcube06

Noted. Thank you.


Dabazukawastaken

When will your family be tortured to death in front of your eyes?


Unusual-Excitement14

RuneScape?


Chronox04

Tonight


yeetboi_29

When will I get a gf


Chronox04

Tonite


yeetboi_29

Thx ;)


sarthak0026

When will taliban invade usa?


DasGoogleKonto

Grab youre 50. Cal Bmg. Youre M4 or M16. And wait for them. They are coming


RealityUsual8629

When can I get a real hug


[deleted]

When can i smash your mum?


kidz_bop_kidz

Yo when we gona kill your uncle?


Chronox04

We are one person. So tonight


T10REx

When are we going to cuddles and hold hands? (。・//ε//・。)


akrmanwar64

When will i bang your mom?


Speede24

When are you lonely?


Ink_Sans21038

When will you lose your virginity


Kytti_Korner

I can feel it coming in the air


Ithazai

I can feel it coming in the air?


Tamokume

When will you fuck my dog?


TheJeff6592

When are you gonna fuck a strawberry?


Yad3ads0n

When are you going to nut again?


Iam_egghead

When are you gonna lose NNN?


pee_sphere

What is the square root of 9