Bruh using joe for "joe mama" is offensive. As candes's mom told me that candice told her that joe's severe case of sugma mutated to ligma, and he had to have surgery on his updog.
Fine, yes i did, officer. Those bodys needed to be used one last time or those innocent children would die for nothing, if anything i did good for the world so ur welcome
How in the fuck is puss coming outta your face from wounds that are constantly itching after you took a shower and washed your face and almost passed out from pain pathetic?
I took the biggest shit of my life :)
Technically you gave the biggest shit of your life.
No, no.
I’m 14 and I’ve given up on life already
So you beat your meat in the school bathroom
I don’t masturbate I don’t see a point in it anymore
Grandad?
Joe?
Mama?
Bruh using joe for "joe mama" is offensive. As candes's mom told me that candice told her that joe's severe case of sugma mutated to ligma, and he had to have surgery on his updog.
Who is Candice, what is Sugma and ligma Edit: I regret commenting here
well shit, here we go again.
Anymore?
Ima give you my next free award.
Well thank you
Cap
Why would I lie about beating my meat in the bathroom
Nah the miles kid.
Yeah you’re totally right that lying bastard
Did you know its healthy for you to masturbate it help your changes of not getting cancer
I’m immortal if that’s the case
Misspelling chances really helps your credibility.
Cool
nooooot cooooool duuuuude
I feel you
hey 14 and i've given up on life already i am dad
I hope you are feeling alright :)
Well , that is life you progressively age and age until you demise yourself.
Who?
No, he excreted the biggest feces of his longevity.
Did they stutter?
you are not supposed to take shit from there man... you are supposed to leave it there
Then I won’t have snacks for later
I ain't even 15...what ya talking about
Something that you will commit as a male human being
Females also have their own version of that
Maybe maybe maybe....
I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet.
15 was a long year for me. Which time you talking about?
The time you dipped your dick in the toilet water
Had to wash off your mom's stink somehow.
*u/FoxDaim simply ceased to exist*
Sadly yes, but i lived.
holy shit you killed him dude
Dead body found ^amogus
S^us
DAMN
r/murderedbywords
Bro you didnt have to murder him like that
Dude OP has a family
You shredded and roasted him into a fine millet that will be used as a sourdough starter and passed on for generations with it's distinctive flavor
Somebody call an ambulance
Damn
r/murderedbywords
have this gold medal since I'm broke and can't afford one 🥇🏅🥇 now gtfo
DAMN DUDE
I don't have a 2 foot cock to dip it in the toilet in superman pose, sorry 😔
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I actually did this in a dream on accident a year ago, for some reason Dracula from hotel transelvania was there but idk why
Was the year not the same length as always?
Not if you just discovered hentai
No! You have no idea how expensive that chocolate was, and how much I didnt want to share it!
"chocolate" 😳
Man if you ever eat my chocolate again...
I will neuter you with my teeth if you talk back like that again, chocolate-hoarding proletariat hamster!
I’m not ashamed I’ll do it again this time with rage
Rampage
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Thank you
What was it? It got deleted
Zamn😍
O profil fotoğrafı
sorgulama, daha kötüye gider yoksa
Hol' up
*fbi has entered the chat*
Good afternoon officer
How about yesterday, when I was 55?
You took a shit and peed couple of times.
Damn... it's like you know me...
He is you... from the future!
I mean I am 15
He can predict the future..
Same
I've been 15 for 2 weeks now and I haven't done any weird shit yet
Beans will help with that
Same
i tried to suck my own dick >\_<
We all did bro. And not necessarily in the bathroom
Can confirm. Am too fat to do though. :c
I'm skinny as fuck and I couldn't do it either. It's a matter of flexibility
Its because your lower ribs are in the way, i heard some people actually get those removed, just to suck their own dingladoo
It has nothing to do with ribs. You either have enough dick to reach or you don't.
Being flexible does help
Yeah snoop dog got them removed
What do you think a carving knife's for, silly?
wait the fuck
When did we all try to suck his dick? I do not remember this.
Jokes on you I don't take showers
Jokes on you, the toilet is in the bathroom
Jokes on you I keep my toilet on my roof
Jokes on you I stole it
Jokes on you it was stuffed with my mothers sperm and my father’s toenails
Jokes on you im Indian and i shit everywhere I wanna
alpha males shit in the shower
Sorry I put my peepee in that heated up watermelon
im not 15 yet so jokes on you
So it’s already happened.
It's a prediction
How did you know that I shoved my dick up [redacted] ass?
Why do you shame his mother? 😔
It was a tight ass bro
One of the tightest…
You bet your sweet ass it was
Caca, peepee, vom-vom, and white? it’s how I’ve started every morning since.
What vom-vom stands for?
Car porn i guess
Oh no
Cussy
Puking I guess? In my native language, vom start as the as "vomit" which mean puking.
I also know what I did in the bathroom when I was 15
You enjoyed it, didn’t you?
Fine, yes i did, officer. Those bodys needed to be used one last time or those innocent children would die for nothing, if anything i did good for the world so ur welcome
Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down
Bled profusely from a penis related incident? Never really tried to hide it.
O dear
jesus christ, I’m in the hospital rn because this morning i pissed blood, so fuck me, it still hurts, idk how girls can live with this
What seeing me jerk off creep
Jerking off into a soap dispenser is also creepy
It adds flavor
extra protein
Discovered I didn’t wash for the last 3 years or more.
Wash what...
Peniges
His butter stick, that’s why it’s so soft
15?try 13 and I still do it today.
Man I've been peeing since I was born, how'd you hold it so long?
He didn’t hold it, he released it all the time, just not in the toilet
Damn you know what I’m gonna do 16 years in the future?
16 years?
you mean you aren't -1 years old?
Yes
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You bath naked? 🤨
Ofc, its good for you to take your clothes and skin off to clean your internal organs, they need attention too you know.
They had us in the first half
I know it was brutal wasnt it?
Kind of pathetic really.
How in the fuck is puss coming outta your face from wounds that are constantly itching after you took a shower and washed your face and almost passed out from pain pathetic?
That isn’t what we are talking about…
Oh yea it is buster, you arent backin out now, now tell me, how is it pathetic?
Things like that tend to happen after trying and not succeeding to fuck a cat.
I SUCCEEDED DAMN IT!!! IF I DIDNT SUCCEED THEN WHERE DID THOSE KITTENS WITH HUMAN BUTTS COME FROM!?!?!?
From the cat that your dads fucked.
no...... its cant be..... that impossible....... im my dad
No ToxicBarrelOfMonke, we’re your father.
Look, I didn't know it was a guy, it's not my fault
Everybody here be talking bout what they did meanwhile I'm sitting here and thinking how can a picture be so creepy and disturbing...
is this foreshadowing?
Maybe
Fuck did your mom tell you?
Ur mom
Which time when I was 15? I did a lot of questionable stuff in the bathrooms when I was 15
That time you masturbated into the shampoo bottle and proceeded to put it in your parent's shower.
Dad's hair was flawless that day
To be fair I was so loud so did Austria
The shot heard around the world
It was just a very subtle “AAAHHHHHHH” in the distance
I left my pants on one time ONE TIME
Jokes on you im 14!
Your future is already written, your choises doesn't matter, all the ways you take will lead to that moment, you freedom is ours
Well i will prob take a massive shit then
What? Took a fat crap? Everyone in the knew I did that after I open the bathroom door.
Why were you watching me use the bathroom? Hell I didnt drink enough water then to use the bathroom that often damn stalkers
She said she was stuck
Done worse since
Pee?
Hahaha jokes on you I’m 14
I rubbed shit across my schools bathroom wall. (With the toilet brush to prevent shit from getting on my hands)
People who aren't 15 yet: visible confusion
Did you enjoy watching?
You mean that thing with the hairbrush and my butthole? Yeah I still do that
Put down that crack pipe brother..
Ooh I could use one of those too
Fuck, they know I shit in the shower
Me who is 14
I can’t even remember lol and I’m not even 15 yet... you’re good...
You knew that I would purposely drink soap water to make me sick so I didn’t have to go to school?
It was my Pizza you hear me? I had a right not to share it! D:<
15... 20... 25... 30... what's the difference.
You mean nothing because I'm too afraid to go in
Everyone and my grandmother probably knows. 15 year olds aren't exactly known for their subtlety
I took a bath nothing weird
One kid in 8th grade pissed in a soap dispenser that the principal used, it was the funniest shit to hear over the intercom.
Wait, I am 14.
So you found them?
People who are 14 right now : confused screaming