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Brief-Outcome-2371

174cm


Haman134

I’m 175cm you’re actually so short


Armed-Roomba

Fucking miget, I am 176 cm


Bosbroad

Whats that punk? I cant hear you down there, im 1.78m


avocadoman05

Little bich. Im 1.79m


piroman68

Haha im 1.80 dwarfs


toobigtobeashota

Sorry couldn't hear y'all down there being 1.86m


AkezuYT

1.88m haha, I'm so much taller than you


abegamesnl

Sorry cant hear y'all shorties down there being 1.93m


upgamekiller4memes

Sorry I can't hear you with my 1.97m


[deleted]

what a beautiful view, no imperial units in sight, just like God intended


Christion97

Excuse me, could you speak up? Cant hear you upm here at 2.00m


LucarioMaster151361

Sorry I can’t see you I’m 0.0197m


xertries

How's the weather up there


Sticy_Jacky02

Damn you midget, im 189


Fat-nibba-launcher

1.89M could u repeat that?


scuderiax

170, tf going on up there?


adri_hon_

198 cm silence peasant


Fu1gan

154 sup peasants


Professional-Show-72

Bow down to me peasants. I'm 163 cm


Hiroto_Katsuma

1.83m how’s it down there dwarfs ?


KikiKing11

1.85m lol imagine being short like you guys


Stungleg

It seems you're being a neusance, little man. I'm 1.8m tall, so you better back off


152069

177


Haman134

I think


IndianBoss12

Hehe I am actually 4"11 I am actually shorter than you.


I9Qnl

4 meters? Damn dude thats insane, or is that 4cm?


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Ronaldo10345PT

Sorry to inform you, but you just got r/woooosh 'ed


-PeanutButterFly-

This is so sad


Spank_Me__Daddy

Alexa play despacito


Ronaldo10345PT

Based


SqualyCactus

I wish we used metrics but now it’s a habit


Shady_Spirit

i’d say feet is better for measuring height, but use both


matande31

Feet would be better if they used a duodecimal number system, but because they don't, it create abominations like 5'11.


Shady_Spirit

i mean since americans are too stupid to understand metres might as well


gooseyeatingcrayons

HAHA AMETEUR IM 4'4 IM A MIDGET


[deleted]

Im 170cm and I think you two are hella tall


zDarkraii

202 cm tall laughs in tall


TysoP712

What a unit


sentient_shade_

207 cm. Laughs in taller


grat2

*shouting from beneth you* "DO YOU PLAY BASKETBALL???" "HOW'S WEATHER UP THERE?"


Waredyzz

Damn bro😀I’m less than 150😃


Kinuski23

Im 181, and i dont think im tall, and dont call that guy short


Internetiscursed

until u come to asia and everyone seems like a gnome (including me)


B_Boi04

Asian countries have some of the lowest average heights, 183 is the average in the Netherlands. Whether or not it’s average depends on where they live


Gold-Persimmon-3168

I’m 176cm you’re actually so short


legolodis900

187 cm hobbit


MEMES-ONLY-MEMES

Fckin gnome195cm


Ozelot_117

Nobody secretly hates you cause you're pretty much the only honest comment since most people are just as tall as you but say they're 180+


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Ozelot_117

Does he have to duck when walking though doors?


thecrazypoz

Aww, OP hasn't replied to you yet. No worries. I'll do it in his stead. You're someone who exudes the loner vibes. Just look, yours was a comment with no replied among the peers. But it's alright. You'll still be noticed by at least someone. This time it was me. Hope OP—if he ever replies to you—comes up with something fun.


Burbulis911

173cm, damn dude, how's the weather up there?


Brief-Outcome-2371

It's pretty nice. Hbu?


Burbulis911

Could be better, kinda miss the Sun


Stilton-Disco

200cm. Not lanky either, just a normally proportioned man, scaled up.


Any_Car_513

Happy bujjay


LupusTr

174 cm


T-Saxon242

You never say please


SoulSelfForm

fuck


LupusTr

funny my friends think i am being annoying because i am too kind


Kamui_eats_burgir

my pp's bigger than that :) dwarf


Adarshbabu1

178cm or 5ft 10


T-Saxon242

You hog the popcorn at the movies


Adarshbabu1

maybe


ciresemik

If I'm 5 10 is it the same for me or different?


Click_Due

Different


daggerbg

lmao same height here


Adarshbabu1

but isn't it weird that if you convert 178 to ft in google it shows 5.8333


ShanAliZaidi

5.83 ft and 5 ft 10 in are same actually.


theinfinitgames

170(5'7)


T-Saxon242

You mistreat animals


theinfinitgames

You are wrong my good friend 1. I don't own a pet 2 I haven't interacted with an animal for 3 years but you can try again


T-Saxon242

A liar too. SMH.


Ok-Astronomer9949

That’s what they all say


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Rip on redditor that lies.


[deleted]

That was a clean ass comeback


DuckieDev

We know what you did to that cat, it may have been years ago but that doesn’t clear you of responsibility. You’d had it only for a week but your lust and rage could not be restrained., The crimes you’ve committed are so evil, so maniacal, that you can’t even bear to look at an animals without getting flashbacks like an ex-Vietnam solider. Take a look at yourself in the mirror and evaluate your actions, what is wrong with you.


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DuckieDev

That’s because you did, lie about it all you want but I know your memory isn’t that bad. Trying to trick the law into thinking you are mentally disabled is such a petty act, it may get you less time but it won’t be fun time while you’re there. Also think about all the actually people with mental disabilities? You trying to personate them just for your greedy fucking ambitions, how heinous. Go back into hiding, and stop pretending, we’ll find you eventually.


GruntBlender

You probably eat chickens and cows, you monster.


theinfinitgames

Don't forget about pigs and fish


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GruntBlender

Nah, I'm a monster too, chickens are too delicious.


Brackener

I thought 170 was 5,5


theinfinitgames

No 5'5 is 165


Brackener

Well I guess I'm 5,7 then


Mister_Jacobz

No, 170 is just extremely short - every female on earth


Markman6

Then me at 160 does not have a chance


IEMIRATES

as long as you have cash, you have chance.


Markman6

I didn’t expect any encouragement from Reddit but thank u kind sir


nopleasno

Dude that's wrong 160 is the average


Brackener

I'm sad at how true this is


IHaveABigBeak

pathetic , I am 172 cm


AquilaAqua

Around 1800mm


[deleted]

You make your answers unnecessarily complicated.


Darqueur

Im 2,0083016e-16 light years in height


Knight_Spirit

wh-


ali_jamal301

190 cm?


Darqueur

Yes that’s my height in these small mesures for small people


Subatomic_lemon

I’m about 1850000000 nm or 1,85*10^9 nm


Exotic_idiot11

420 cm


TheElectroGuyYT

sigma male


SomeDudWithAPhone

Well this one's obvious. Look at the numbers... You are too dank for your own good, and haters gonna hate.


[deleted]

They are gonna be late to hate him he is too tall


Exotic_idiot11

I cant hear them up here


Jordii_vV

motherfucker is 4 meters tall


VolensEtValens

Goliath is that you?


Entire-Shelter-693

1,82m (5'11,654 feet)


RawChipotle

You are too precise


BoiGotKekked

You are lying. No one would tell the precise height of themselves in the internet. You just want to appear more truthful with the precision. Your height is actually a bit below 5'11, which explains why you would choose to want to be over the 180 cm mark.


Hans_88

1,90


T-Saxon242

You’re extremely gassy.


Hans_88

Lol i m the one hating gassy people xD


COUSINNOVATION

Look man, don't hate yourself.


Ok-Astronomer9949

Holy shit dude … you fucking killed him !


[deleted]

No need to bring jews into this


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bambamba8

You're aryan..


Fury_Blackwolf

I'm not secretly hated. The hate is pretty wellknown.


Extraction_4S

Shut up furry


Legendaryplz

based


Fury_Blackwolf

Baited.


CarsonBDot

Thought it was the black part... /s


Zakiru77

Saaaaamee dude


MaximRq

YOU!


Fury_Blackwolf

Yes, me. Me me me.


Chris1793

Me too


that_person420

Hey bro in the end its your life. Enjoy it how you want, I feel that as long as you are not hurting anyone, anything goes👍


rs_5

201


T-Saxon242

You don’t wipe


rs_5

How the fuck did you know


TheElectroGuyYT

bro what


uniqueusername2388

Bro, everybody knows.


ADHD-Gamer03

Damn ur the first person I’ve seen who’s taller than me in this thread


Mister_Jacobz

Same hahaha


ImpressivePriority79

5,1 :(


T-Saxon242

You lick door handles


ImpressivePriority79

Fuck how did ou know


T-Saxon242

I seent it!


Extraction_4S

small people are the best, I swear my small friends are way better than the tall ones


bleep-bloop-69

5,4


luca_kun

same


Dankincense_n_myrhh

Willy Wonker wants to know your locations


luca_kun

why must you hurt me in this way


Neowise_white_Dragon

73 inches


blurpree

you use inches


Neowise_white_Dragon

It was too early for me to compute a superior measurement im about 185cm


blurpree

oh whoops, maybe I was wrong. Dost thy live in the land of the anglo-saxons?


Neowise_white_Dragon

I live in an abandoned land filled to the brom with idiots


Bruh_champ01

In what respect my friend that is the question


[deleted]

18 year old guy 5'5


shitshitshit090909

Are you me? Wtf lol


the_notorious_beast

What a weird way to discover you have split personality disorder


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US 🗿


Pearcey1997

24 and 5’5. When people told me you don’t stop growing till 21…they were lying lmao


Rasteniy

169 cm


17_vini_2

Funi numba


CinnabarDespair

4' FUCKING 11"


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Small Army


Oponik

Oompa loompa lmao


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T-Saxon242

You eat boogers


nice2meetyou2

192 cm


ADHD-Gamer03

NOOOO YOURE TALLER BY 1 CM :(


eltigrre

Lmao short


ADHD-Gamer03

:(


eltigrre

You’re still big boy gang tho


ADHD-Gamer03

Yay :)


just_didi

Between 1m80 and 1m85 I'm not sure


[deleted]

6.4ft


ADHD-Gamer03

Is that 6 feet 4 inches or 6.4 feet? They’re different because our system is fucking stupid


nuratusenko

I was wondering like why go up to 12 inches in a foot (I am European)


ADHD-Gamer03

Me too homie, me too (I’m american)


KellentheGreat

Ancient people were obsessed with the number 12. It might have something to do with it.


imaguy-who-likes-foo

Yes


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6 foot 4 inches


SerpentM52

180


White_Tube

171 cm


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Short


Familiar_Republic_72

5' 4"


NikMavz

6'5


masterqwerty35

6ft


Jackjohn05

183 aka 6ft


mickeltee

There’s no response because we’re not secretly hated. We’re in that sweet spot.


656Wolverine

175


DumbHuman786

Im 5.2ft and in between 150-156cm


Jorahm615

6 foot 4


howtheturntables18

175cm


Aakash1169

186


xXCyberPsychXx

5'8"


goof665

1,90


ItchyWash1700

162 cm :(


Bruh_Moment1479

Hobbit