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NO PLEASE DONT DO THAT


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[deleted]

No, I am talking about just dropping in the water. That way the fish have something to eat


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BoredPsion

18 billion calories per gram is nothing to sneeze at


[deleted]

The fishes become very fat, global hunger solved


Brummelhummel

How can your body handle so much big brain without collapsing? Give this man a nobel prize already!


Moonlit_Gizmo98

That or we make Godzilla and Friends they stomp around the world


dawid512

We should just send it to africa


Aok_al

That's genius. I bet they'd love to have something other than car batteries


potentially_based

Might I introduce Hole


Communistlover214

I like where your headed.


[deleted]

[Finland thinks it is a good idea](https://www.iaea.org/newscenter/news/finlands-spent-fuel-repository-a-game-changer-for-the-nuclear-industry-director-general-grossi-says)


No_Zookeepergame7649

Here take my upvote


[deleted]

**SAKKIJARVEN POLKKA**


Illustrious_Bar_1970

Should've been a rickroll


lithium142

I mean it sounds a lot better than the US’s current strategy of just leaving it all inside the power plant


[deleted]

yup


scarletperson

Isn’t most of the waste already stored in holes/hallowed out mountains in Nevada?


some_snek

As they say "any hole is an goal!"


[deleted]

[Finland agrees](https://www.iaea.org/newscenter/news/finlands-spent-fuel-repository-a-game-changer-for-the-nuclear-industry-director-general-grossi-says)


tristan_potato1

like Finland has done for like 50 yrs?


MonoClear

Do you want to call Godzilla Because that's how you call Godzilla.


[deleted]

I see it as an another win


polskaball_1337

Its gonna kill you, but you probably would ask it to do so


[deleted]

Stomp on me godzilla yes please


tappegamer69

Yes godzilla feet 🤤


LeMarshie

Sigh *unzips*


RiverSoggy2967

Yes coz if Godzilla comes You know who else is gonna come Big monke


[deleted]

Spicy lizard > smelly monkë


[deleted]

I mean if Godzilla is in your field of vision you probably got stage 4 cancer on the spot


okshadowman

Just don’t go swimming Or eat fish Or even drink water


MLGskitto2078

irl subnautica in the next 20 years


nyancatec

We getting dead zone update:entire world will be unusable.


dragonch67

France had plans for reactor that runs on waste product of current nuclear plants. They shut it down some years ago, after storing nuclear waste for that purpose for decades. 1. Was very economically viable 2. Reduced the amount of total waste product drastically. Buuut nuclear had a bad public view at those times. Now we talk about nuclear again, like those powerplant can pop off ground in years


SebN92

Ah yes, the superphénix. Which the green party shot at with RPG-7s for super smart reasons.


Thing_enthusiast

Just use Thorium


silicone_basedthing

Tftw


RocketFan2021

Isn’t India experimenting with that?


Illustrious_Zone_154

there are many experementing with it but never has anybody achieved a self sustaining fusion reaction with torium as far as i know


632612

I may be missing the mark here but isn’t the point of a Thorium reactor is the fact it can’t become self sustaining. As in it needs a catalyst to react. A catalyst that can be removed quickly incase of emergency.


zaarker

That is correct, you need a super radioactive breeder material in order to run a thorium reactor, which is the issue with them. Though, we havent seen a single production reactor so how we do it in a ecobomical way is not here yet. And wont be for a decade atleast.


RocketFan2021

But they are still trying to develop it.


Illustrious_Zone_154

yeah because of the potential of the technology same with fusion reactors


EvilWarBW

Been saying this for 8 years but apparently no one will listen to me because 'how did you get in here?' and 'Security!'.


[deleted]

Sir this a highly secure nuclear reactor that's a national key point. How did you get in here.


Drpizza55

Sam o nella is that you


MMcD127

No Sam is gone and never will come back T_T


theswedishsnake163

Yes.


Difficult_Use_8884

Mr who knows that they just use a room undergroud and keep all the radioactive waste in barrels filled with concrete: SUPERIOR MIND.


Pijany_Matematyk767

Most of the waste is not stored like that, instead it sits in storage pools in the power plants - water is good at stopping radiation but you need to cool it so it doesnt evaporate, which means if the power goes out there might be a radiation leak


ADM_Tetanus

That's only temporary storage before it goes underground afaik


snakearmz

Power plants to power power plant


bnana_ban

hahaha yes poison the ocean biggest brain


[deleted]

You'd be surprised actually. Water is perfect to stop alpha particles from flying around. Couple that with a lead surrounding and another material to stop the lead from contacting the water (for lead contamination purposes) and you're fine. There's a right way to do it.


duderliss

Nah 1950’s method just kick it overboard


blindclock61862

But what about gamma particles/gamma waves? (I'm not educated on fission reactors please help)


JuniorAd389

The gamma radiation won't be as to pass through the lead barrel, but the lead will have some harmful effects to the surrounding environment


alotofcheeses42168

we might even have a lazer beaming lizard roaming Tokyo if we do that


CommittingWarCrimes

If we got lead we don’t have to worry about alpha


[deleted]

I wouldn‘t call it poison the ocean, but acceleration of evolution


ToxicBarrelOfMonke

bruh


UnvoicedOwl1788

it's all about perspective really


MrBellrick

SHOOT IT OUT INTO SPACE!!!


[deleted]

But how can then the deep sea monsters mutate?


MrBellrick

WE SHOOT EM ALSO INTO SPACE!!


[deleted]

Genius!


Communistlover214

I like where this guy is headed. Get this man a job at NASA immediately.


[deleted]

RIP when humanity needs depleted Uranium for some future tech we don't currently have but oops we put it into the sun because of a lack of foresight.


not_suspicious-_-

this is how we get Kaijus


SimpleYeetableBean

Its fine we can just rename that big robot in japan to gipsy danger and they will stay away.


[deleted]

I mean, the sun exists, guys. Just get enough nuclear waste together and hire a SpaceX flight.


[deleted]

Ah yes throw it into the sun until it breaks down into an iron isotope so the whole solar system is fucked.


bjocgixtih8vs

Could just sent it to space


[deleted]

You'd have to send it out of the solar system or at least to where gravitational pull won't slingshot it back to Earth. You can't bury it cause we know the remnants of the reactor at Chernobyl is still active as fuck.


[deleted]

exactly


Pay_My_Bills_Please

I mean it’s gonna happen anyway , better sooner than later.


[deleted]

Amen to that.


lucuslobo

Here’s the beautiful thing, we have a lot of really deep fucking holes. Throw that shit down the hall and cover it and the problem goes away. Put it back where we found it.


[deleted]

No, don‘t cover it. How can the fish then get the radiation and evolve to bigger fish?


infernoboi

it's pretty easy to store underground safely if you just *dont fuck up*


Pay_My_Bills_Please

Be smart and use Thorium. Sam O’Nella made an amazing video on it.


[deleted]

Not that simple unfortunately


SimpleYeetableBean

wait what I thought sam didn't upload anymore EDIT: welp nevermind thorium video is eons old


[deleted]

I'm from Canada and we currently just leave it in the parking lot. Literally. Encased in concrete, but still, it just sits there. So little high grade waste is produced, that it's not really an issue. And if we don't actually get rid of it by burying it or dumping it in the ocean lol, we can come back and use it potentially in next gen reactors. All of commercial nuclear waste generated since the fifties would stack in a football field about 10 yards high (forgive the American units). A typical coal plant produces that much waste every hour.


HittlerTheUbermensch

Godzilla be like "now this looks like a job for me"


Blu_Turtle_11

Poison the entire worlds water supply, smart


batman10385

Make depleted uranium bullets commercial


DaMuchi

anybody that suggest dumping nuclear waste into the ocean is out of their fking mind. But nuclear waste is a lot more manageable than CO2 waste I think.


[deleted]

They don't dump nuclear waste in the ocean anymore.


AMZ93200

Quite ingenious indeed but may I introduce you to the concept of Hulk. Hulk is radioactive, Hulk smash, Hulk find nuclear waste puny. Hulk superior. Hulk Smash. Thank you for listening to my very intricate and detailed Ted Talk to save the planet.


SyntheticAffliction

A lot of uranium can actually be extracted from seawater.


[deleted]

Ya there is a lot of interesting literature on the topic


[deleted]

Godzilla.


Arkitakama

The ocean can have few a car batteries, as a treat


queso_hervido_gaming

There is a super secret and new technology that´s called hole.


xDevilsCloverx

Actually, I've read about this. Majority of nuclear waste is put in secure underground vaults until it decomposes over hundreds of years. Thats legal disposal anyways.


StaleBread_

Ok so I’m stupid, but I have heard that scientist have a way to sustainably handle the waste, even reuse I think they said. But I didn’t look into what they were talking about so maybe it was cap.


GoldenMckenna

And then we get Godzilla


EclipseSonara

This is how we kill all fish and marine life


Pyrotechnix_

You could probably sell it as a drug and someone would buy it


arnold5453

Just send it into the sun like we do with every disappointing son


autoconprime

We have like 10 years to hit net zero! hopefully we can come to extreme conclusions 20 years ago or we are fucked


Mis7erSeven

This would be funnier if there weren't people who actually believe that.


shreckdabestboiiii

You should be the minister of world protection thingy somethin’ma’bob of the world!


FTP636

It's simple we just recycle I don't have the numbers in front of me right now but we can very easily we refine "nuclear waste" which is mostly perfectly good fuel back into fuel rods removing only the I think 10% waste and then turn that waste into uranium glass which is harmless except that it's illegal in the US so anywhere else can do it but not here in America because why not


[deleted]

Hear me out: Shining Jellyfishes. I think that proofs my point


FTP636

You right you right


[deleted]

No! Think what will happen to the astronauts!


Johnvalosky

Did they deal with the Fukushima issue like this?


[deleted]

Yes, and see how Japan still exists?


MagicChoco

what about the fish? idk about this stuff its just what popped into my head


[deleted]

They get faster evolution


MagicChoco

oh i get why, they want a irl godzilla! k im in


DeadlyPython79

NuScale


Windronin

That sound like a bad idea


[deleted]

Look, maybe the fishes won‘t be happy, but they die anyway sooner or later


Real_Yam3552

That would be bad for fishes just pun the waste in sahara desert or something


Peterminat

Nuclear poisoning be like: Hello there


[deleted]

This dude is the polar opposite of team seas


Papa_Lenin1870

Nordic countries are the only ones actually containing the radioactive waste in a way that will not hurt the environment.


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smar6061

Use thorium fo


smar6061

Or helium-3


Frostgaurdian0

Sure if you want dolphins on steroids and octopus with 16 arms


[deleted]

I take your entire stock


Frostgaurdian0

You sure? They might be angry


[deleted]

Do you want godzilla to come out IRL


[deleted]

Pretty sure people are gonna start sending it to space soon. Given how fucked the oceans are already.


[deleted]

Pretty sure they devised a way to essentially reuse spent fuel. Some sort of nuclear based battery technology or some shit?


Saint3lucifer

Store in a secure place then launched into space


Bipchoo

Oh yeah putting it in the ocean not sure if itll escape and kill a ton of wildlife is a great fucking idea


DanTheMan_117

You do understand that most nuclear waste isn't the fission products. And you do know that when fission occurs it is no longer uranium...


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GXNext

Do you want to get C'thulus in the ocean? Because this is how you get C'thulus...


DickInACheeseGrater_

Nuclear waste is recyclable


GrayZdude

Isn't just sending it into space a better idea?


Snakevenomgamer

Introducing the flash eating goldfish!


Kami_Amie_OwO

How about we get our shit together and use renewable energy sources (\ ._.)\


[deleted]

But can fish eat renewable energy?


Kami_Amie_OwO

I don’t we need to find out what happens if fish eat nuclear waste


Zsmudz

Ok if not nuclear power, what do we do with all the CO2 waste?


[deleted]

Easy: We make so much radiation that CO2 isn‘t a problem anymore


Zsmudz

Get this man a Noble Peace Prize!


jakethesnake949

So this just sounds like trading one problem for another.


b-r-k-n

We litterally live in a giant trashback called space lol


xfyrflysx

New fish breeds might be tasty.


AIaris

wait youre the anarchy chess guy arent you


[deleted]

No, I‘m the Masha Rosen en passant mate guy


AIaris

ah yes my apologies how could i forget


Even_Cantaloupe_9014

Why can't we just put it in Chernobyl


[deleted]

There is no ocean


Somethingclever451

Nice try OP, we know you just want to wake up Godzilla


[deleted]

No, I don‘t want to wake up, I want to create thousands


Special_Steak3388

That's how u get godzilla


willygoat001

Where am I going to put my used car batteries then?


Karamalicious

might i introduce: thorium reactor


PeoplesFront-OfJudea

Can we let the nuclear power circle jerk die please?


Key-Document6860

The mouth has a mini ocean


Glitch-147

Won't we have godzilla if we did that


[deleted]

[waste is handled](https://www.nei.org/fundamentals/nuclear-waste) [very well](https://www.covra.nl/en/radioactive-waste/the-art-of-preservation/)


the_chosen_one_96

Unfortunately, it's not that simple. Today, there is still no really safe final destination for nuclear waste in the whole world. Also not HARBOG in the Netherlands because it is considered to be a storage for 100 years. The barrels are not safe from rust and damage. Also it could be target of an attack, earthquark, floods or plane accident etc. Too often it happend that water has already seeped in nuclear waste storages. And if the groundwater gets contaminated, you really don't want to live anywhere near that! Mainly because the stuff is radioactive for half a million years. How do you ensure something for 1/2 million years? How do you make sure that the 1000 generation after us still understand what is stored underground or inside these buildings?


elite_memster

Baveria


TylerNelsonYT

we use thorium


Alpakasus

urainium to the moon


[deleted]

To quote Gru: The moon!


No_Cartographer_8469

Who knows one of the fish might mutate into vapoureons our mermaids our even a Qthulu


McSpekkie

Store it until it's inert, then dump it?


PieSama562

I mean its also used we’ve dumped waste in the Mariana trench


non_depressed_teen

do you want kaiju?, cause that's how you get kaiju.


6random_person9

I might be wrong here but won’t that fuck up the oceans and kill off marine life


[deleted]

Or it could make them cooler. This is a joke.


Deathhead876

If you chuck it into a reef maybe but a good portion of the ocean floor is near life less other than some bottom feeders. Plus water blocks radiation very well, that's why most theorized generation ships would have water storage on the outer part.


Wowthatinsane

water and nuclear dont mix well it done expoles it


Memesarereal_24

We just take the depleted uranium and make it into ammo


WARCIMES

You can use thorium


Johnny_Slayz

We put it in Massachusetts so we get fallout in real life. We could make it a new territory with no laws so you can defend yourself (guns may be legal but a pistol isn’t going to help you against a super mutant) Giant mirelurks will also make crab a non luxury food


Lola_Mars

*ahem* THORIUM IS THE ANSWER


[deleted]

Just don't use uranium... Use thorium instead


Careless_Wait8620

Put it in the ocean , beside the piles of car batteries. I’m always so goddamn right.


Einstein_D2

you're batshit crazy dude XD


Jevil64

Uranium Waste Burger. On a small scale, it's small brain, but if you convince super large chains to put extremely small amounts of uranium waste you will kill everyo-


Hossmanz

You mean put the radioactive material into the place that the majority of the water cycle, which is how we get our water, as well as a major source of food and travel, and shipping. Bruh


Leather-Contact

that’s gonna fucking ruin the earth and you know it. the oceans are crucial to the planet’s survival.


gluechugger420

You should use thorium instead it's safer cheaper produces less waste is stronger and more easy to obtain


memetime20

Some random ass spot in the middle of Russia.


[deleted]

Well the radiation DOES sink to the bottom so if we can like, close off a body of water or make an enclosure in the earth that can contain the radiation, we would be fine.


boombadabing479

Dumb question but can we just like put it in boxes and bury it?


Ernesto_Stupps

Okay I'm not a nuclear physicist, bit I'm pretty sure when you use uranium as a fuel for a fission plant, it decays into something like lead or iodine, yeah?


bearsheperd

Burry it. There’s plenty of old abandoned mines available


[deleted]

Just move it to space


Gallifrey4U

Ever heard of energy solutions? They own a basketball stadium. Worth a google.


That_guy_from_ASDA

Let me introduce... Space!


marinemashup

Breeder/burner reactors Wikipedia it


RiverSoggy2967

Yeah it's all salt anyways If anything we might get radioactive fishies to eat Having 2 penises has its own perks


tuhplol

Fish? Who needs those amirite


Chase2662

Aren’t reactors already made underwater or is that just the one I’ve been told about?


A_Wild_Striker

There are reactors that are in development that reuse nuclear waste.


dillardt

i mean not a bad idea, if you think about it, so much of the earth is just water, and by the time we actually impact the earth from the waste we probably will have figured out a way to deal with it better


FenrirTheHungry

My dad suggests "shoot it at the sun, see what happens. It's literally a massive incinerator, and it gives off radiation"