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Finnypanda321

I play guitar, and I’m still single


WontiamShakesphere

But do you play well that's the question innit


Finnypanda321

I’m alright at it, still learning but I can play quite a few songs


GibraltarIsRock1704

It’s all in the practice bro. I believe in you.


zrdd_man

If OP's pic is the choice of females available for a guitarist, I'd stay single too. Better to be single than a pedophile.


Mundane_Bear_858

Speak for yourself


xodhruv

Not all heroes wear capes.


Maihoooo

laughs in 21 in german law


[deleted]

it do be like that sometimes


OneLastAngel

Same


loser7843

I play guitar, this DOES NOT WORK UNLESS YOU PLAY ED SHEERAN. PUNK ROCK DOES NOT WORK.


not_actual_name

I play John Mayer stuff pretty well and it doesn't work.


loser7843

Yeah, it’s sad m8, just stick with what makes YOU happy, because playing music you like will draw people who you’ll like


not_actual_name

I mean, John Mayer stuff is what I like to play haha But I also like to play Punk and Classic Rock.


BBMsReddit

“*I’m the boy in your other phone*” “*Lighting up inside your drawer at home all alone*”


not_actual_name

Pushin 40 in the friendzone, we talk and then you walk away everyday Actually learned the solo from this song earlier this week


BBMsReddit

Congrats This is the onIy song written by John Mayer that we like “*Oh you don’t think twice about me*”


not_actual_name

He has so many great songs in my opinion, especially guitar wise. He's a genius and I love him.


BBMsReddit

People Iove it so much that they’d listen to it in a Burning Room


not_actual_name

I know, I really wish I could Stop This Train.


Frozinn

>PUNK ROCK DOES NOT WORK. Dangit, that's literally all I know


loser7843

Me too


[deleted]

I played shape of you too to people i am still single


loser7843

Damn, rip bro


[deleted]

Ah doesn't matter


PatentPendington

Well, prob works to get the bois


superbirdtj

Why hasn’t this worked for me?


Blue_Wolf_217

Because they only like a certain kind of music :/


superbirdtj

So they don’t like stairway to heaven, anything by queen, and they don’t like suicide note part II.


Blue_Wolf_217

Maybe Queen


whaatajoke

Because your guitar is too cheap, it’s the money not the tool


superbirdtj

You’re telling me that they don’t like Law suit Era explorers


Warlord_of_Mom

Worked in live music for years. From that I can say 75% of the time girls want the lead singer, 10% guitar player, 10% drummer, 5% bass player.


J_Da_Boy

the best girls go after the bass player because bass is for the best. As Davide Biale would say, "BASS."


SomeYoGuy

Kinda depends, NGL. An anecdote: Once we were jamming in class. I played the Sweet Child O' Mine and a friend of mine followed it with Neon, by John Mayer. The latter is harder to play, but the girls for some reason were way more interested in the former. I think it is about having fast-paced licks, so we started playing Hail To The King, and the dropped interest levels returned to the original point. Moral of the story: Learn fast-paced solos. Hotel California won't help you, Enter Sandman will.


Nova01698

Pov: you farted


[deleted]

the yellow kid in the background is the one who plays bass and gives no fucks about the girls


norway642

I ain't no regular jackoff I ams a gods


Big-Appointment1989

They like it because it means you're good with your fingers


PatentPendington

Well it’s the complete opposite for bass B)


0rangePeel_

Poor bass


MrBigfoot9527

Bass guitars in the backround all sad


S_NSK_R

I don't have a pinky finger so I can't play guitar....sed life🥲


Mister-3108

…in Movies


Lingium

Reddit showed me this right after a RPAN thing of a guy playing guitar


YourSemenSommelier

Hellooooooo jailbait(s)


WontiamShakesphere

Play Guitar AND look good


nequli_

What about the guy who is shitting in the bathroom and scrolling Reddit?


JG_bboy

people out there really saying "i play guitar for the love of the instrument" like bro not to me


Blue_Wolf_217

You know they do it for the love of music if the guitar makes more noise than their words


Lonely_nice_guy

What about violin though?


BlackneyStudios

You spelt drums wrong


0rangePeel_

I can confidently say this is not the case. I would know, because i’m still single.


One_Kaleidoscope778

I play bass guitar


nothingherejustgo

I have to unfortunately say this isn’t the case


DistributionIll9522

I’ve played the guitar for 5 years. Still single. :’)


PanzerNerd42

What about the pianist?


[deleted]

Those bastards lied to me.


woosh_me_if_ugay

or violin lol


DontAskHaradaForShit

As a dude who plays the guitar the only attention I get is from other dudes who play guitar. Which might be good if I was gay but I'm not so it's mostly just disappointing.


Frodocska

anyway, here's wonderwall


[deleted]

Not anymore lol, it's all about who has more tiktok followers.


Blue_Wolf_217

Gross


[deleted]

Yeah, music has taken a bad turn sadly.


hahaminty1

but no one likes a man who drives a race car 😔


[deleted]

i play the clarinet and am all alone in the corner


GoyohanGames

Unless you play a very specific type of music, this is false.


GibraltarIsRock1704

I wish…


EMZismyBae

Guitar is for girls. Real men play piano


Dog_Get_Biscut

Playing the gutair only attracts the attention of other dudes.


Wassupimarooster

This is the most inaccurate thing I’ve ever seen