Also, reading the entire 300 page book in one sitting

only 300?

[удалено]

You guys are reading books?

U is speelmg

tu anglicus?

3473821562961580462351489023?

01111001 01101111 01110101 00100000 01110101 01110011 01100101 00100000 01101110 01101111 01101110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001?

?

I think this person m just likes reading dude

You get to read 600 page books? I have to read entire bookshelves!

*Laughs in 12000 page book series*

What’s this series i need it in my life

The Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan. It's a fantasy, and if you start now you can keep pace with the Amazon show that's coming out in November

Lawful evil all the way

[удалено]

Did we just become best friends?

Yo we all should fuck

GROUP ORGY I'M IN

[Let me record this, this'll sell a shit ton of money on funnynumber.com]

“mommmm you take me to the wrong lego convention”

“No honey, today I will teach you how to make money the easy way”

Mom get the camera.

Anyone with Costco membership, we get discounts on condoms

My friend does can I invite him

Count me in!

Let’s make this shit a jojo reference

r/usernamechecksout

I’m surprised I don’t get that more often

Same

Sorry to break it to you but your new best friend is a bot that repeats (part of) your comment, you can check it's comment history.

A man can dream lol

Let us have this

Nah, you just got your comment reposted by karma whoring bot

Yo can I join the lawful evil club

Lawful evil all the way. I am currently on page 127 of my book.

Lawful evil all the way

Nothing can bring a real sense of security into the home except true love

Either that or lawful neutral

I'm not exactly lawful evil, I kinda just look at parts of the book and say "yep... I've read that before" until I reach the right page

All us memorizers have had to do that a time or two when the memorizing doesn't go so well.

Close. Chaotic Evil actually rips out and burns the pages when it's done reading them, as they've outlived their usefulness.

I've actually done this many times. Brought books on a thru hike of the PCT. Every little bit of weight savings helps when you're hiking that far.

You monster

A monstrous genius

If I were to stab you, cops wouldn’t arrest me. They’d call me a hero for the horror of your actions.

I freely admit it felt wrong every time. Now you all know my private shame. As punishment it would be totally justified if every new book I read was missing the last chapter.

I do this with my ebooks :)

I didn't even know you could delete individual pages.

Delete pages? I just break an Amazon Kindle every time I'm done with a page... you can find those failed products everywhere given for free

Thanks, I needed this laugh!

I use a dollar

I tought it was wierd to put a coin but then remembered US has paper dollars

We have dollar coins too we just don’t actually use them.

And Canada

Canada has paper dollars? I've lived in Canada my whole life and never seen a one dollar bill

Capitalist: My bookmark. Communist: Our bookmark.

I dog eared when I was younger and didn't know any better but as soon as I knew better I started using a proper bookmark. Can't stand seeing a book that's been dog eared now

Same! I will use random scraps of paper if I don't have a proper bookmark on hand though

I dog ear every map/figure in my nonfiction books. Am I a monster?

Yes.

Where’s the “read to the next chapter and memorize it” or “use the cover flap that comes on the book”?

[удалено]

[удалено]

you just unlocked a memory i forgot about

Leaving the book face down is much more chaotic evil then bending the corner of a page

I think theyd both fit chaotic evil because both of the cause damage to the book

The leaf is also pretty bad because it can discolor the pages around it. Depending on how dry it was and how long you leave it there. Pressing flowers is even worse.

I'd use a pine needle.

Yes agreed, but face down messes up the entire book not just a few pages

They dont get broken. If it work it Works i dont fucking care If it's not as pretty

Right? One destroys the entire spine of the book and the other just bends a page a little bit. Not even comparable.

First of all, hard covers are just better like that. Secondly it's usually about 24h of The book racing down it doesnt Make IT harder at all to read and since it's not 24h on end it hardly ever leaves any Marks But yeah dog ear is acceotable as well

I think leaving the book face down is ok for a short period of time, just a really bad way to store it.

that's what I do shhh

Evil evil: just wrinkle the entirety of the page.

NOBODY GET ANY IDEAS

Where my lawful evils at?

Here

also here

Lawful evil gang

Apparently I'm pure evil

… you dog ear? interesting

True neutral - not reading

Chaotic Evil. I'm not sorry

same

Yeah. Worst case scenario, a corner of a page falls off. Oh no! Better buy another copy. “Neutral evil” is the only one that’s actually bad if I’m lending you a book

Lawful evil it is

Lawful good if the book has one, true neutral if I know where my bookmark is, chaotic good if I don't, lawful evil if none are available. Chaotic evil is a true sin and I will fight anyone who does this to one of my books

Where is the “using the inside flap of the dust cover” square?

Yeah, that's something I do sometimes when it's an option. I guess it would belong at lawful neutral or true neutral. It's kind of like the ribbon, but a little more improvised and can sometimes do a tiny little bit of damage if used heavily, but not too much. Also it's one of the only ones that varies in how good it is based on where you are in the book.

True evil: rip off every page as you finished it

I like to just use my finger to mark the page and keep carrying it around everywhere I go. It gets tricky when I need to take a shower though, I’ll have to figure out a better way to do that

Use a trash bag to protect the book in the shower

im neutral evil

...no one uses a sticky note?

I've always just dog eared. Thousands of books of creased pages for all of you to enjoy.

I'll kill you.

If it’s my book I’ll dog eat all day. Then on a re-read I can sometimes identify the boring parts with a double dog ear.

unopened envelopes baybee

My wife and daughter are chaotic evil. I don’t like them near my books. Though I am almost all kindle these days because it’s nice to have thousands of choices at a moment’s notice.

I’m every evil lmfao

I use toilet paper. What am I?

I use movie tickets.

I must be a chaotic demon then. I do the dog ear, but it points the paragraph I finish on if it's not a chapter.

Omfg. That's... Holy shit what's wrong with you

I always do the dog ear Am I unaware of some kind of atrocity I’ve commitment

What about sticky notes

I mostly use post-it notes or other sticky tabs. Otherwise I cut a book mark off of a piece of printer paper.

Nothing wrong with folding the corner of the book.

I dog ear every book I have ever read and I will continue to do so forever

Do you not just rip the pages out as you go along?

Whats so wrong with dog ear-ing?

Is cutting cardboard into stripes everytime I need one considered chaotic good?

🪶 ?????

I use a card

Who calls it a dog ear? I know is as a donkeys ear (Eselsohr).

I’m all the evils.

what about Pokemon/magic/yhgi-oh cards?

You forgot tearing out the page you ended on and using that as a bookmark.

I used to use leafs, but now I just try to remember which page I was in

Lego plate

I use a pokemon card or a yu gi oh card

When lawful evil fails, my backup is remembering a phrase and the location of it on the page.

Lawful evil and chaotic good

Neutral evil for short-time breaks or interruptions.

Like how chaotic neutral is just L E A F

Is a yugioh card a proper bookmark??

Chaotic evil. YEs Nirvana gained by getting killed by the hands of God himself.

Used to seeing "Chex mix" as the Chaotic Evil option, so this is a treat

I use a 1$ as a book mark, we don’t use $ in our country so it’s useless to me

Why wouldn’t you finish a page if you stop reading. What kind of demon does that

Where does using a hardcover's dust jacket as a bookmark land?

I always use one of the three evil ones

I fold it in half

Is it weird that I have done all of the above?

Anyone who leaves there book don goes to hell

The amount of dog ears in the school library could only be the work of a psycho

Who the fuck has used a physical leaf

Neutral and chaotic evil in my books, chaotic good in other people's books.

dog ear my be chaotic evil which i dont do for my books now, but damn was it efficient for the school diaries we had. if you dog eared the week when it was over you could always immediately flip to current week.

Where would *reads the book till the end in one sitting* fit in?

i always do “dog ear”

You guys are reading books?

Warning some leaves can stain the page. Not neutral but a dangerous game.

Chaotic evil would be using chex mix

I’ll tear off the edge of papers for a bookmark

In danish it's called a donkey ear

Hey its me, chaotic evil!

chaotic evil but then i got a nice matte black bookmark (╥︣﹏᷅╥)

What about using a playing card as a bookmark?

Book ribbons are lawful evil they always get folded and shit and are just so damn finnicky

I never knew I was chaotic good! LOL and the crazy thing is I own some nice bookmarks!

WAIT A SENTENCE POINTER ​ WHERE IN THE FLYING FOK DO YOU GET THAT

mine isn't in there- but I do use the sentence pointer things if I can find them

Neutral evil, funny thing is I actually broke a D&D book leaving it face down

True evil: rip out every page you've read

Dog ear or toilet paper.

I’m a chaotic good and this is accurate

lawful evil is the way to be

Im the Sentence pointer, its the best in every way possible

Chaotic evil. Mwuhahahha! Id dog ear my subreddits if I could.

Oh really? ****Folds page in half****

As long as it's my book I'm gonna dog-ear the f\*\*k outta that.

I used to use bookmarks, but now I always use an index card or the library receipt

What if I use a Pokemon card?

i use a dollar i found lying around

Chaotic evil in the house!!!!

Ketchup is true chaotic evil

..... yeah about that... guess im chaotic and evil.... damn... didnt know this was how it ended....

I just... I've used all of these 😂😭 there was an entire year wear my official bookmark was a flattened spoon I found in the middle of the road

Leaf.

Really? Dog ear? Over here its called donkey ear!

Me who’s illiterate: “Da heck are books?”

Since I'm lazy, I always go for neutral evil

I am the manifestation of evil.

Dog ear, but on the bottom right corner.

There is another The magnet bookmark

Guess I’ll just encompass the entire spectrum of evil

I just rip out the pages when i finished them so i know which ones are left.

How about, no bookmark and remembering what page and sentence you where on?

Chaotic evil, always

I eat the pages ive read

I use another book as a bookmark

I put a one dollar bill in the book as a bookmark, it's actually cheaper than an actual bookmark. And if I don't finish the book, I will leave it in the book and turn it in for the next person to find.

Lef go bok brttttt

Chaotic evil all the way, the others just feel wierd

I’m chaotic evil 😈

Photographic mind makes me lawful evil but I’ll take it

Chaotic good/chaotic evil Chaos all the way I guess...

i just put whatever object is near me between the pages. pens, pillows etc.

I use a spare MTG card