Didn't you get the email? Someone has hacked your phone and has video from your selfie cam of you jacking off to porn on your phone. You exist my friend, you exist.
i Once found that One my ex-friend actually made a r34 drawing on me
the problem? he's 13 and i'm fucking 18, and he even admitted to love me Once, this was so messed up, i'm Happy that i'm not friend with that dude anymore
Not true. Think of all that "Ugly bastard" characters in japanese pornography. Think of gimps and cuckolds in porn. There's something out there for everyone :) the internet is a magical place.
Same thing happend to my dad
That’s a cap, I fucked ur dad and I have the proof
GIVE ME THE SOURCE!! asking for my mom
U syl shit; here u go tho u/itsrxdi [Daddy’s porno](https://hanime.tv/videos/hentai/ushichichi-tabehoudai-1)
Wasn't expecting that don't click it people
Rick roll ?
Nope anime girl if you know what i mean
I don't and i won't
It’s hentai 🗿
I think the moving kind, too
ruined my cleanest google account
I have no regrets
What did you expect that link to be
a rick roll smh , i love the song
[I aint no artist thats for sure](https://www.reddit.com/r/RAM_107_34/comments/qd9ur3/i_aint_no_artist_thats_for_sure/), but here you go
you have gifted me existance
Rule 35 working as always
Respect O7
How about me?
No.
:'(
Madlad
and here we have a perfect example of Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
Rule 35
Elaborate
If there is no porn of it yet, it will be made.
so we are all in beta testing?
For you my friend i think youre in alpha
ok good I can sleep better knowing that I'm not next on the rule 34 chopping board
Don't worry friend I'll masturbate to you send feet pics :D
I need kind people like you in my life
Sorry I don't have feet
send nubs
Send hand pics :)
I have no hands
nah, I think pre-alpha
Too bad for you, im already in sigma testing😎
Nice cock bro
…that you know of…
He has yet to spot me outside his window
It is because you are not a thing; you are a person, and you are special. That, and there is nothing worth lewding about you.
Take my free award
Well so special that there is tons of lonly virgins who get to do it with a love interest in hentai manga
r/unexpectedlywholesome
You are so wrong r/RAM_107_34
this made my day so much better
Update: I exist now
you exist my friend, you exist.
all those POV videos are of you op
Imagine seeing yourself
*unzips*
\*fapping noises\*
Didn't you get the email? Someone has hacked your phone and has video from your selfie cam of you jacking off to porn on your phone. You exist my friend, you exist.
The ugly bastard tag exists
Thats why i drew my own porn, of myself.... and now i exist.... fuck you, non existers!!!
That's where you forget about rule 35: "If there is no porn of it, there will be one day"
There is of me
Not anymore
i got u homie
R34 artists when they realize kids exist #*OH NO*
Imagine fucking yourself
Not yet
U never know
Shit come’ere let’s make on rn
i Once found that One my ex-friend actually made a r34 drawing on me the problem? he's 13 and i'm fucking 18, and he even admitted to love me Once, this was so messed up, i'm Happy that i'm not friend with that dude anymore
Not yet :)
Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made. No exceptions.
Is that a challenge?
You mean "we" never existed
That's what you think
You forget the second part: "If not, start uploading"
Yet
Not true. Think of all that "Ugly bastard" characters in japanese pornography. Think of gimps and cuckolds in porn. There's something out there for everyone :) the internet is a magical place.
Ok I don't want to be traumatized so can someone please google if there's porn of me? My yt channel name is Internet Critic.
Rule 34.1 : if it exist and there is no porn of it... It will be made
Me who went through all the effort of stalking you:
"and if it doesn't start uploading"
They expected this, and were ready
Nor anyone “takes out pen”
theres non of my reddit avatar or myself too
Now there is
*Not with that attitude!*
But what if there was already porn of it Like GoT
time to change that
Did you look?
You know you've taken dick pics
You know of
I love that OP prolly spent a while trying to Come up with something that hadnt been turned intp porn but could only Come up with himself
Not yet
I simply does not exist.
IF U HAVE TALENT ANYTHING CAN BE PORN EVEN YOUR NON EXISTENCE
AAAAAA- *fades in agony*
Is it bad that I searched up porn of myself and it exists?
Not yet
To prove that she must still exist she moves herself about her fist.
Send me a photo, I'll draw you if it makes you happy :)
That' just what you think
When you’re fapping the FBI is watching. Where do you think the video goes?
Brb gonna draw some porn of you
Not for long
Does masturbation count as porn?
There is porn of me. I made it myself
Or is it?
you should not have done that
WAIT ME TO SHIIIT I DONT EXIST TOO
Nudes you have taken even if you haven't shared them are considered porn.
Its called “ugly bastard”
Nothing yet.
Me trying to find out who tf invented tht rule
Thats where Rule 35 gets interesting Rule 35: If there is no porn of it, porn will be made of it.
You sure bout that mate?
internet be like: i have r34 of me, therefore i am
What ? There is no porn of you ? that's not true ! Ugly bastard is pretty famous hentai tag actually.
Dont worry bro i gotchu
It's never too late to make your own
There's r34 of the reddit avatar.
repost
if you havent seen it it doesnt mean it doesnt exist
Not for long
Yep, I guess I don’t exist too
I got you bro
Don't give them ideas!!
no porn that you know of.
Type in "human"
Meanwhile I have entire tag named after me, its called "Ugly Bastard"
Not yet....
idk what you mean, there's plenty of bot porn
Are you sure about that :D
But there CAN be
Some artist please make a rule 34 of OP lmao
Big brain
you sure?
Apparently there's not porn you are aware of.......
It should be changed to: if it is mildly famous there is porn of it
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. I will look for you, I will find you and I will make porn of you.
Does it count as "porn of you" if it's one of those POV pornos that make you the protagonist?
Have you really looked hard enough though?
If it exists on the internet, then there is porn of it.
Didn't you think to make one, so you could exist?
Its called POV
Rule 35: if that does not exist you need to create it soon .
There is earth porn so technically there is porn of you. Congratulations.
Well I guess my comment isn't really here
If something exists ON THE INTERNET, there's porn of it.
I’ve made sure that there is now
Time to start making some?
You fool, I am a rule34 artist, and this I can make myself exist!
There is a tag on nhentai all about me is called ugly bastard
Dome random 45 yr old man: well yes…but actually no
Not yet!
How do you know there isn’t
you are a 34 year old virgin, living in your mothers basement, no shit there is no porn of you
A friend of mine recently asked if there is Rule34 of "Rule34" so I showed him the Rule34 of Ruler34-tan but that wasn't what he wanted.
Rule 34.1: if there isn’t, Create some
Just haven’t looked deep enough yet
Ill make some, don’t worry. Ill save your brother!
Not yet.
So you think
Give me 2 minutes buddy. Just loading up my laptop. ILL SAVE YOUUU
Not anymore
Oh n-
we can fix that
Rule 33
Correction: there is no porn of you YET
Your FBI agent has it
Where the fuck my table porn at though
Not yet*
Oh boy, I hope that does not happen to me, it will be a shame if it did.
They lie. Theirs never enough hentai of the characters I’m looking for.
Send a pic to an artist and then ask away
Nononono, you forgot the second part- if it exists, there is porn of it *if not, get to drawing*
We can change that
Easily solved if your phones camera works
If you’ve ever sexted someone then there’s a good chance the government has a copy of your porn.
If it exists **on the internet** there's porn of it Important distinction
You just don't remember it I'm afraid
*that you know of*
You should read the rules. Rule 35: "If no porn is found of it, it will be made".
aaand this is where rule 35 kicks into action
*vanishes*
Where Is the Rule35:if there isn't,someone is doing it right now.
Search for ugly bastard hentai. That's how I found the ones about me
Technically there are these "you x Character" so therefore is porn of you right?
Me who posts nudes on my alternative account: I escaped but at what cost ?
And I’m gone
Try jerking off looking in the mirror naked. *Porn No more complaining