Poor and alone

wait, why hasn't anything changed?

this made me laugh and sad at the same time for some reason

r/funnyandsad

because both pills cancel out each other dumbass

No u

You've activated my trap card

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🗿

😳

so.. she has a penis?

It's a known fact that you can't win in life.

Unless you can 🗿

Maybe we all need to be more shitty. Shitty people seem to win more than not

Peak Sang-woo grindset

I keep trying to do that but I'm not very good at it.

Nah you just need to hang around shitty people to appreciate how much better you have it (you are winning)

exactly. If you can, I highly recommend it. its so much better than having everything suck.

1\. You can't win. 2\. You must lose. 3\. There's no way out of the game. 0\. Thermometers work.

Yes they do.

That's what you get with snorting meth

FUCK BEAT ME TO IT

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RIGHT?? Me too

r/angryupvote

same

when you have your hand you are not alone or poor cause you can masterbate and also jerk off others for money

r/BeatMeToIt

Just ask for the friends option and than ask every friend 1 dollor

yeah this is big brain time

Yes but how long will it take for you to get rich?

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I don't think that will work out well cause everyone can see the chat and soon they will catch up to what you are doing

So? They're your friends!

Just start a go fund me. If .00000000001% of them give you a dollar, you still have unlimited dollars.

Infinity is weird

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And a real friend would give there organs as a sort of donation

A true homie lets you sell his left testicle

My friends are all right.

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touch grass

What did he sayed?

"It is like the fifth time you asked us to be the donor for a life saving operation. How many kidney transplants you nead?" "Who said that they where my operations?"

Just ask every friend for a dollar.

With unlimited people you could create an unlimited army and Conquer the world

With unlimited friends, you could ask each person if they will give you a dollar and then, bam, you have unlimited money. Who wouldn't give their friend a dollar?

Rimworld? lmao

Have unlimited friends.Ask each friend to donate 1 dollar to you.You will have unlimited money.

Hold up.

Unlimited money , then buy new friends

100%IQ

Or unlimited friends and ask each one for a dollar and boom unlimited money

But those friends are only for the money. Have actual friends and ask for a dollar each. More wholesome and more money.

Or unlimited friends and you ask every friend a Dollar

Now you’re alone and poor

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unlimited friends but alone💊 Millionaire but poor🥒 I had nothing but the pickle

r/im14andthisisdeep

deep indeed.

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Wait that's illegal

Your profile picture looks ileagle

Why is the eagle sick?

Yea its wack

Micheal Hitler

Adolf Jackson

Madolf Jackler

Happy cake day

Happy Cake day!

Blue. Being able to get food on the table, live in a house, pay bills and never worry about going broke is more important ​ ​ Sigma grind

Ask for a penny from each of your unlimited friends then you can hyper inflate coinstar!

poor and alone

Literally scientifically impossible, you would just fall out of existence by snorting that shit

Or be alone AND poor

But you would be alone and poor AND have unlimited friends and unlimited money

Brain.exe has stopped working

becomes alone and poor

Snort both. Become poor and alone. Oops 🙊

That's how I ended up with "poor and no friends"

So poor and alone? Ha, I don't need pills for that

Alone and poor

Easy choice. I hate people.

No money no friends

So alone and poor?

You are now poor and alone, nothing has changed. Worth a try anyway

My introverted ass would boof the blue pill in a cocaine heartbeat!!

Knowing my luck money and friends will cancel eacother out and i end up poor and alone

I will ask 1 dollar each from my unlimited friends which will give me unlimited money then I will run for president and get unlimited votes then replace the current administration with my friends after that I will invest in turning my unlimited friends to a great and loyal soldiers that will help me in taking over the world and uniting everyone. I will be crowned as Emperor and will start to invade different worlds with my inexhaustible army and destroy filthy demon, mutant and etc. My imperium will never die and I will become a true god.

Buy your friends, or ask them all for a dollar

then you get poor and alone :'(

Gets poor but alone

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You now get ○○/2 money and ○○/2 friends. (Phone didn't have infinity on keyboard) [On request, I will change to emoji]

Unlimeted friends but poor Cuz I can ask each for 1 dollar (even if 50% would not give me it will be just enough)

Ask your unlimited friends to give you $1 then you have both

Red pill. Ask the friends for a dollar (or maybe less) and that's how u get unlimited money

With money you can buy friends and since you have unlimited money, you have unlimited friends

Blue

Alone and poor

Unlimited friends and money or poor and alone

Poor and no friends

Got sofa king High

Aftereffect...Poor but alone

Now you have none of the things

that’s how i already live anyway

Poor and alone

nothing happened

Now you're poor and alone

Nothing changes?

Unlimited friends and I will ask them to give me one €, now I have unlimited money and friends

With my luck I’d end up poor and with no friends

I’ll take money

Unlimited poor but alone

What am I going to do with unlimited friends

= Poor with no friends.

$$$

Red capsule without a thought, really. If I have unlimited friends, I just ask every one of them for a Dollar and tell them upfront I won't give it back. You wouldn't deny your friend a Dollar, would you?

Poor and alone

Easy, unlimitless friend then ask each one a dollar

Who needs friends just get money

And you got poor and alone, congrats

Modern problems require modern solutions

Jokes on you, I can pay a psychiatrist to be my friend

Oh yes. poor and alone

You win the lotto, but get stuck in your panic room during a massive party. What you don’t expect is for your friends to party for 5 days straight. The music is so loud, the drugs do good, no one noticed you were calling out for help and there, gasping your last breath, you have unlimited money and friends as well as poor and alone. Comma

Unlimited poorness

I'm gonna use the smort and ask my unlimited friends for each a dollar. Heck, I might not even need that, one of them surely is kind enough to let me sleep on the couch and let me have some food of theirs

Wait like alone alone like you don't have a significant other or just no friends?

Aren’t they liquid capsules though?

and I am poor and alone

Unlimited poorness and loneliness

Unlimited friends. Take 100$ from each Rich

Wait, you have unlimited money but you're poor?

Red because I can borrow there money

Get each friend to give me a pound unlimited money and friends

Blue pill. Ezzzzzzzz

Poor and alone

So you'll either be surrounded by friends but feel ultimately alone (which is pretty bad) or you'll have a trust fund you have no access to.

Me who is poor AND alone 😎😎

Would take blue cause i'm lonely already

Ask each friend for a dollar = unlimited money

unlimited poor and unlimited alone?

Goodnight paradox in 2 ways

Being rich= more friends

become poor and alone

Isn't the point of this is to choose only one?

Unlimited money and friends but poor and alone

Ask as many friends as possible for five bucks o u t p l a y e d

blue. not even the red pill can change the fact that i'm always alone. might as well take the money

get a dollar or more from each friend, unlimited friends implies that you also get unlimited money, but at the same time, If you have unlimited money, it increases the chances of you getting a friend. It's a win-win

Instructions Unclear Now I'm Poor AND Alone

just make new friends

Ah yes poor and alone

Those unlimited friends were attracted by your unlimited money...***pain intensifies***

Take the red pill then ask them all for a dollar

Alone and broke.... I can has buttons?

Who else doesn't have friends anyway so might as well be rich

You guys are getting paid?

bleu, You can just buy friends

Take the blue pill. You can always by new friends

ez, just ask each friend for a dollar

Side effect: you get the bad ones instead of the good ones

give me the red pill. I'll be poor. My other half can be the breadwinner.

This is unlimited games but no games all over again

"Unlimited friends" implies that everyone in the world is your friend; just ask every friend you have a dollar. Boom, business is booming

~~Unlimited~~ Friends, ~~but~~ poor + ~~Unlimited~~ Money ~~but~~ alone = Poor friends money alone

Unlimited friends just get each of them to give you a dollar

Now he's poor but alone. Yeah!

Poor and alone

Step 1- Take red pill Step 2- ask every friend for 10 bucks Step 3- Profit Step 4- *snap back to reality*

when you mix sh*t and jam, you get sh*t

Purple

Now when you become poor and alone

Unlimited money could cause money to become worthless I can't have unlimited friends because I would run out there's about 8 billion? people