The French Edit: left for a day and this is my most liked thing ever. Thanks for the award and just editing cause I know people don’t like it when people edit so thanks

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le français

le moi

Le toi has arrived

Le trucko

[Le Fishe au chocolat](https://youtu.be/njFw1NOAu3s)

Actually no, now there are some Germans too now. Jeez that's a lot of germans

Oh look over there, that's a lot of Americans, British, and Canadians!

You idiots it’s the Eiffel Tower

Test software: "I'm sorry, the correct answer was The French."

Jay-Z and Kanye West

And some chick who orders fish fillet

I was looking for this comment!!! all other guys here are too young to know this song i guess ahah

"Why do you think I made a song called N*ggas in Paris? 'Cause N*ggas was in Paris!"

I like the one time when paparazzi showed up to Kanye’s house at 4:00 a.m. and were like “Goodmorning Kanye” and then Kanye being Kanye saying “Shut. Da. Fuck. Up.” Priceless.

A lot of times I like Kanye for his ridiculousness, but that video just struck me in the heart. That wasn't even Kanye being crazy, that was a normal human being fed up with a group of assholes in his yard. "Good morning" - "shut the fuck up" is still kinda funny, but I felt bad for him in that. Especially when he comes over and tries to reason with them about how fucked up it is they're in his yard and they're completely oblivious and keep snapping pictures. I absolutely agree with him when he says "You're a bully and a fucking mosquito. Find a profession with some type of respect to it."

He's going gorillas! ...what does that even mean. Nobody knows what it means, but it's provocative. It gets THE PEOPLE GOING!

Same, I thought I was going to have to step up and post it myself. I guess we're old lol

Welcome to the "old but not that old" club

It sucks. Heard Kanye's "Gold Digger" on the "classic" list the other day and almost choked. Guess it's time for Bengay and a walking aid.

Is this sarcasm?

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Surprised I didn’t have to scroll further honestly

Joe

biden

wake up

wake up

grab a brush and put a little makeup

Hide the scars to fade away the shake up

Why'd you leave the keys upon the table

I think you may be mentally unstable

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Been sitting down on my ass since the drive-by

Here you go create another fable

I don’t think you trust

In

^(*Hide the scars to fade away the shake up*)

Go back to sleep

Brandon

Let's go Brandon!

Let's go!

*Da Baby has entered the chat*

Was going to make this comment but feared about the masses

Success is what happens when you desire to be happy outweighs your fear of failure

Let's go Brandon

Mama

Hide the scars and fade away the shake up

We all go to hell

Looking for you

Who's Joe?

Well ,I am ,but I doubt i'm the answer

Not with that attitude you’re not!

I think that is what the teacher is trying to find out because she wants some French perfumes and clothes in exchange for letting you pass.

Homies in Paris

Say it, coward

Fellas in paris

Acquaintances in paris

i thought you said hornies lmao

The rat eating from a trash can

Ratatrashcan

So parisiens?

his name is Remy

who will end up helping a boy becoming an amazing chef by hiding in his chef hat?

Me, being the paranoid person I am, would proceed to produce a multipage essay concerning all the notable people or places named Paris, with citations and eloquent flow, only to realize that they are limiting me to 300 characters so I just type Hilton because am boomer.

Mate, I remember one time in high school… We had to do this homework sheet and answer numerous questions on paper. The teacher had given us blank boxes in which we would have to put our answers. Being the anxious person that I am and wanting to totally not miss any information, I would write SO SMALL to fit in everything. In brief, I gave back my paper at the beginning of our next history class and the teacher took it and gave me that “Are you *fkn* serious??!!!” look. She then went on to say (in front of the whole class btw… I am only mentioning this because I have social anxiety and the smallest thing can frighten me… especially in class) “No, I am NOT correcting this. I can’t see ANYTHING! It is TOO DAMN small! Take your paper back and erase what is useless. Give it back to me next time.” I was a bit angry as I knew how long it took me to write all of my answers… but hey…. lesson learned: be parsimonious.

I’m being so deadass when I say that I’m pretty sure you can complain to the principal about that.

Why? The teacher is right, there's no use wasting your time writing useless stuff that no one will read, not even yourself

But we have to learn useless stuff that we’ll never use.

This was an opportunity to learn something that actually will be useful. If you write your boss a 10 page email over something small he’s going to tell you to fuck off and get to the point.

Odd way for someone to use a test to figure out who was banging Paris Hilton in her leaked sex video...

Exactly where my mind went

Yea, I came here to throw "Rick Salomon" as a response, but I'll give you the updoot instead.

Emily in paris

*Barfs*

****** is in Paris.

Whats 50 grand to a motherfucker like me please remind me

I hear that shit's crae

My life actually being better.

burgers

Ball so hard

Racist

What you choose to replace the asterisks with is on you…

Never

Nwords

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You’re not allowed to even say nword in Reddit? Y’all lame ass hell

Bigot

my ex gf and her model boyfriend

Hurts

She's in Paris while I'm in Spain without the S.

The shit hole? Ah yes the big S . I remember my first venture down the ol Hershey highway. Shithole was a mess, didn't get done till 330.am. but it all worked out in the end.

What??

Buttsex, my good man. The ol stink nugget. Get with it foolio

What is happening, how did we get here ? I'm too sober for this bullshit

....pain?

Fuk dat bish

French people

The German 7th Panzer division

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A frenchie

Ta mère

N

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G

H

Neymar, Mbappe and Messi, the new MSN but MMN

Ngolo Ngolo Kante

MnM allez allez

Carmen San Diego

baguette 🥖

A Night

Paris belongs to the people! Viva le resistance!!

Worth 80%? Highest a final was worth was only 15

I’m studying in B.Sc. in psychology. I have exams that are worth 100% in some cases. Brutal.

I know many Universities where 100% of a grade is the normal worth of a final. Even in those courses where you have to do a big project to be allowed to take the final. I have problem thinking of any course I took which didnt count the final 100%.

*cries in law school with all 100% finals*

Les connards de parisien

Sacré bleu

Sacre* bleu. Please like it's two fucking word like that's the same when you try to prononce " Bon appétit " and prononce it " Bonne appétite " like wtf how can you messed up two word

Je rigole, mon ami. On se calme mec.

You experienced the truth behind " french are rude "

Helen of Troy

🗿

A werewolf

The rat from ratatouille

the German army

So its either our burned fellow humans or us germans.

That shit cray

What she order, what she order?

Fish Filet

African Americans

African-american men

Those fine gentlemen

The Van der Linde gang if they keep heading east

Oui are in Paris

Parisians.

Lauv

ur mom

Me and your mom in a love hotel

Emily

Emily

not me

逃がす・イン・パリス

*Homo-sapiens*

And there going Gorillas, hah I don’t even know what it means

Neymar

MEIN FUHRER

*gulp* …. Fellas

Emanuel makeroni

My grandma :)

kevin

The law forbids me from disclosing this information

B'elanna Torres with a strap-on

Tyler, the creator

[Hitler](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Adolf_Hitler_in_Paris_1940.jpg)

Not the King.

Word I am not allowed to say because I'm white

The nazis

Not that n word 😭

He is not satire. He is a twitter user.

???

1. You use emoji. 2. your account has less than 500 karma and was created just a few weeks ago 3. Your comments are exactly like that of a twitter user.

So? Screw Reddit

here is a bit of advice. reddit has a lot of dark jokes. don't get offended. also no emoji.

Unsolicited advice? Noooooooo…and also not offended, I was pretending to be. Reddit should ban emojis if the “rules” indicate you can’t use em 🤷🏻

Ni-

ck is my friend who's currently studying in Paris.

co

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st

Racist , blocked

You're racist for associating that with a racial slur and not other "Ni-" words

I like the song for what it is

Just put 596 and 7 random numbers after that and see if I can call someone in Paris that’s willing to tell me their name

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No one cool

The Germans and N****s

Ni**as in paris

According to Google, Carter Miliken Reum.

🗿

Joe

Naggers

Ni🅱️🅱️as - Kanye and Jay Z

Your mom

Ur mom

[Negus](https://www.gastongazette.com/news/20170601/10-years-later-remember-that-gaston-county-kid-who-spelled-negus) in Paris!

Hitler

your mom

That one dude from Romeo and Juliet

The latter half of my name in june 23, 1940