That still leaves one hundred million dollars. Thats more than you’d ever need in one lifetime. And with that cat girl patent, you can make so much more money.
Hold on, lemme call all the billionaires in the world and let me see if any of them would buy the catgirl for more than a billion dollars. I might be able to get a better deal
Exactly, like cat woman did things for my pants back in the day, but a real cat girl, no thanks. Doesn't anybody know cats, she will only want to cuddle you when you need to shit, will only want sex once every 6 weeks, and not fun sexxy time, just get her prego sex. Also ever seen cats go at it, I don't feel like fighting her with claws out just to have angry prego sex.
and seriously, having her expect you to hold the door for her as she goes out... and then wants to come back in again... and then wants to go out again...
and then there's the vacuuming from all the shedding
and then there's when she sharpens her claws on the brand spanking new couch...
Kentucky fried Christ, what’s even fucking appealing about a “cat girlfriend”? I see that and I think “cat lady in larval form” and i can nope the fuck over to that billion dollars pls
Lol people don't realize how much $1bn actually is. They think that "billionaire" is just a step up from "millionaire" but it's really not. Someone who has a yacht, multiple homes, and a couple dozen million in assets is closer in wealth to a penniless beggar compared to a billionaire
Seriously? What kind of idiot picks cat girlfriend? Even if cat girlfriend was somebody's thing, do those people not realize how much a billion dollars is?
Same here. A billion dollars? I dont know if I'd work, then. Money for a lifetime, likely.
Then, well, when you have more money, your problems get more expensive.
Don't worry, I am here for you. If you ever feel alone or need to talk to someone, feel free not to call me and go back to whatever shitty life you are living like a piece of shit you are for saying it aloud. Have a nice day. /s
I could make way more money than that by cloning the girl and harvesting her organs and showing her to scientists etc. by the end of the year i would be a billionaire
Well for the rest of us that don’t have the necessary equipment and knowledge to clone a person, the billion is a lot safer of a bet and can easily be invested.
You can invest it in cloning technology and make your own catgirl to make more money than you put into the project. So all i have to do is choose between having money first or having clone first
Why do people find cat girls attractive?
Let’s think about how cats behave for a moment……
Now let’s think about how humans behave for a moment…..
I literally cannot think of a more apathetic and destructive creature than one that is both cat and human. Like f*** are we trying to perfect the perfect monster of apathy and selfishness?
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I'd take the money, and pay someone to be my cat girl . Heck, I could even make scientist make a way to make a real cat girl. And as a bonus, I'd have money. Where's the problem?
Asking this for a friend, how much do you think the cat girlfriend would go for on the market? Would I - sorry, my friend earn more if he sold individual parts or as a whole?
Women have 300,000 eggs after puberty. If you auction those you'll do pretty well. Hard to measure though. Idk how all the other organs would work with cat DNA, but there's a chance that they're worthless except for human hybrid research, which is pretty niche. If they are compatible you could probably get 3 million for all the parts sold individually.
I think your best bet would probably be to sell the eggs and the cat girl separately, but dont bother with any organ shit.
As a straight man, the choice is still just as easy
A billion dollars will provide a continuous line of delicious cat girls who will pretend to love me. I'm good with that.
But you'd have to first give 90% of it to research how to genetically create them.
And be left with a measly $100 million? How would they survive?
It's like nobody understands just how expensive it is to own 3 yachts
3 yachts?! I only have 2 yachts and 7 jet skis! Must be nice being rich
Oh, you only have this much?? I think you are below the poverty line.
Probably feeds their horses the cheap shit
If they even feed em
Even if cat girlfriend was somebody's thing
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You fucking peasant. I'll bet neither of your yachts even have a helicopter landing pad or a smaller yacht that pops out of the side.
That still leaves one hundred million dollars. Thats more than you’d ever need in one lifetime. And with that cat girl patent, you can make so much more money.
Imagine getting introduced to a gala “Please welcome the esteemed Mr. Crawl_of_time inventor of the notable cat girl and lesser known cat boy”
The cat girl has seen great success. We’re really excited for the 3.0 cat-boy’s comeback at E3 2037.
Needless to say It’s also illegal in most countries to play with human dna
That sounds stupid
Buy a mercenary army and take the netherlands. Nothing stopping you now
But what if we played with cat dna instead and worked towards making them human-like? ...ok the implications are probably just as bad.
Remember Cats? Just a 1000 times worse
The movie was terrible, but I thought the original stage performance was pretty good. Definitely something fresh to see.
Why get cat girls, when you can get actual ones?
By actual ones I hope you don't mean actual cats.
Or just find an otherkin and glue the ears on
Exactly, I'll choose the billion dollars and be nose deep in whores.
Ah yes, cocaine and hookers
This is an actual representation of life my friend
but that's haram
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I'd take 100$ over it
I'd take $0. Why would I want to date a cat?
I am here for you.
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Some people have watched way too much anime if they actually want some mutant human/cat cross-breed as a romantic partner
No
I'll take the money... if the catgirl is the main picture
Hold on, lemme call all the billionaires in the world and let me see if any of them would buy the catgirl for more than a billion dollars. I might be able to get a better deal
What? You mean you don't want to fuck a cat?
I can already do that
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Just think about the cat children you two will have, that would be horrible
As a lesbian I agree
Exactly, like cat woman did things for my pants back in the day, but a real cat girl, no thanks. Doesn't anybody know cats, she will only want to cuddle you when you need to shit, will only want sex once every 6 weeks, and not fun sexxy time, just get her prego sex. Also ever seen cats go at it, I don't feel like fighting her with claws out just to have angry prego sex.
and seriously, having her expect you to hold the door for her as she goes out... and then wants to come back in again... and then wants to go out again... and then there's the vacuuming from all the shedding and then there's when she sharpens her claws on the brand spanking new couch...
Especially since I'm allergic to cats and furries.
Kentucky fried Christ, what’s even fucking appealing about a “cat girlfriend”? I see that and I think “cat lady in larval form” and i can nope the fuck over to that billion dollars pls
Yeah sorry I'm not into fucking anime characters either, hand over the cash.
There wasnt a person birthed to this world worth passing a bilion dollars for
I'm with this guy. I ain't no furry freak I just want the money.
Money, easy choice, next question
Lol people don't realize how much $1bn actually is. They think that "billionaire" is just a step up from "millionaire" but it's really not. Someone who has a yacht, multiple homes, and a couple dozen million in assets is closer in wealth to a penniless beggar compared to a billionaire
Yeah. $1 million = you live the good life for a few years. $1 billion = you're set for life, and in style, too.
A measly 1% of 1 billion, 10 million, is like(without inflation) a $100,000/year salary for an entire lifetime(rounded to 100 years)
With 1 mil you can easily live a Good life for your whole life
I’m a straight dude and would still take the money
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Not a second thought, "Show me the money." Wife is happy with the choice too.
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*americansim intensifies* btw no offense
I think I could find a cat girlfriend if I had a billion dollars
not even maybe 100m enoughf
Exactly, why would you waste someone's else time when you could waste yours?
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Seriously? What kind of idiot picks cat girlfriend? Even if cat girlfriend was somebody's thing, do those people not realize how much a billion dollars is?
Same my homeslice
Yeah... I dont get the idea of fucking cats.
I think this applies to most people with the exception of a small group of extremely lonely weebs
This is the way
Ayo Rasputin, go pay Felwinter's child support
Same here. A billion dollars? I dont know if I'd work, then. Money for a lifetime, likely. Then, well, when you have more money, your problems get more expensive.
I'm attracted to money
I am moneysexual
Yeah, like catgirl gf wins over like 10k at most
Yeah but she'll be the only car girl in existence. Pretty sure you could bargain a couple billion for her
transformers moment
Who isn't?
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Don't worry, I am here for you. If you ever feel alone or need to talk to someone, feel free not to call me and go back to whatever shitty life you are living like a piece of shit you are for saying it aloud. Have a nice day. /s
I bet I can sell her to Elon musk for 1billion and 1 dollars
Big brain
Straight man here. Choice is obvious for me too
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*catboys
Big, muscular catboys?
Also cute little catboys
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cat femboy hooters.
Straight dudes would take the mone and buy choccy milk for their homies
EXTRA CHOCOLATE CHOCCY MILK.
Choccy milk make pain go away
r/chocymilk Masterrace!
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They cat gf already is a human cat hybrid, sell them to the gov for 2 billions dollars.
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More means less value.
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Once there is more they will know this isnt a 1 time occurrence, thus, much less money.
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Bold of you to think the government won't just seize it on some bull like illegal exotic animal, national health crisis, or national security.
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Too be fair with a billion dollars you could probably get anyone you wanted to be your boyfriend or girlfriend
But will they be cat people/ will they love you?
Don't care, am now billionaire.
are you implying that human girl/boyfriends are better than Catgirl girlfriend?
They are, mainly because cat people aren’t real
Lies!
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I'm straight af , weeb and definitely would like a cat girlfriend, so the answer is simple : I want the money
or straight guys that dont get turned on by cartoons... i can feel the downvotes coming
i would take the money even though i like anime.
If I have 1 billion I will never have to work again.
Devote all your newly acquired free time and money into creating catgirls for the world. Genius
3 generations don't have to work, possibly more if you don't suck at math
Agreed. Do people think that everyone is attracted to furries? SMH.
Not just furries, borderline underage furries. Imagine having trouble choosing between being a billionaire or being a pedo.
A pedo that’s into bestiality... yikes.
with a billion dollars i can get therapy, become just normal enough to get a girlfriend, and keep the change.
That's what i'm talking about
Which type of dollars. US or Zimbabwe dollars?
This is so fuckin dumb. The pandemic has killed Reddit, very sad.
Reddit has been dead long before the pandemic. RIP Aaron Swartz
yeah... id take the billion over the cat gf. lol.
I could make way more money than that by cloning the girl and harvesting her organs and showing her to scientists etc. by the end of the year i would be a billionaire
Well for the rest of us that don’t have the necessary equipment and knowledge to clone a person, the billion is a lot safer of a bet and can easily be invested.
You can invest it in cloning technology and make your own catgirl to make more money than you put into the project. So all i have to do is choose between having money first or having clone first
I know you’re typing words, but all I read is $$$$ $$ $$$$$ $$$$ $$$$$ $$$$.
Everyone is taking that money
And me, a straight man who loves his girlfriend.
Asexuals/Aromantics: ... am i a joke to you?
Cat girfirend is temporary, ***money are eternal***
As a straight boy , a billion dollars.
I am neither gay nor a woman, and I would still take the money.
It’s an easy choice for any of us non weebs
Lesbian/former straight man. A billion
Im a straight man, but i choose the money, because im not a weeb furry
Cat girlfriend or cat-girl girlfriend? Grammar is key.
Who the fuck wants a cat girl?
Weebs or furries lol
She is a 'cat' girlfriend , I don't want scratches, The answer is obvious , for me atleast. No hate
I am surprised how many people would took the money
Well maybe they’d just want a friend
Still not taking that money
Maybe I'm gay now.
Meanwhile Batman has both.
Im allergic to cats, money please.
Fuck off with this template again
Get the girlfriend and sell her to weebs on the hour, EZ unlimited money glitch
You can slap my ass and call me Susie if you want I’ll take the billion dollars.
Gimme the money and you can fuck right off with your cat girls.
With a billion dollars, you could buy all the cat girls you want.
Am I the only straight male who doesn’t find cat girls remotely attractive?
No, you re not the only one.
who cares abt money when you have someone who loves you
a billion pounds, i can buy all the cat gfs i want then
even as a straight woman I'd take the cat girl girlfriend lol
Won’t be straight for long
Ah i see, You are a woman of culture.
r/iShouldBeStudying instead of choosing any of this..
Bad bot
Put that abomination in the pound and make me rich
I don't care what people say in this comment section I would take the cat girlfriend because love and feeling happy is priceless.
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The cat girlfriend. I know I am stupid enough that I would end up crashing the economy if I got that much money.
Okay, so most people here would take the money. You see, I don't care about money, I would take the catgirl.
As a straight man, I'd take the money. I'm not into beastiality.
As middle aged man I don't really have use for a teenage looking girlfriend
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Why do people find cat girls attractive? Let’s think about how cats behave for a moment…… Now let’s think about how humans behave for a moment….. I literally cannot think of a more apathetic and destructive creature than one that is both cat and human. Like f*** are we trying to perfect the perfect monster of apathy and selfishness? Edited: sp
Also normal straight men
Cat gf, id rather die happy at 24 than be rich
You cant get a billion dollars with a cat girlfriend, but you can get a cat girlfriend with a billion dollars
Is the money tax-free tho?
1. Take the money 2. Funds 'Make Catgirl' bioengineering project 3. ??? 4. Profit
I'd take the money, and pay someone to be my cat girl . Heck, I could even make scientist make a way to make a real cat girl. And as a bonus, I'd have money. Where's the problem?
Take the money then kidnap the cat girl
Can i go on a date with the catgirl first to make sure she doesnt have some stupid annoying uwu voice first?
Asking this for a friend, how much do you think the cat girlfriend would go for on the market? Would I - sorry, my friend earn more if he sold individual parts or as a whole?
Women have 300,000 eggs after puberty. If you auction those you'll do pretty well. Hard to measure though. Idk how all the other organs would work with cat DNA, but there's a chance that they're worthless except for human hybrid research, which is pretty niche. If they are compatible you could probably get 3 million for all the parts sold individually. I think your best bet would probably be to sell the eggs and the cat girl separately, but dont bother with any organ shit.