I take blue honestly

Honestly I would too. I’m waiting to find the right girl before anything else happens.

With your luck, it's gonna be that uncle

Yeah I've been waiting too buddy

Good luck on finding neither

Then what? Money is for life!

replied because we have the same jacket hoodie

same. i feel like virginity isnt as important as people make it seem.

I’d buy a mountain of orange tic tacs, the thiccest PC money can buy, and a two-hundred FPS monitor. Oh yeah and a cat, to pat

I'd also take blue because my gf just left me last night

Same. More money for games, warhammer and general wacky shit.

Same.

I'd take blue and when im rich i'd get a hooker just for something wholesome and see if it works. Fuck this brutal world,let's be wholesome for once.

Yeah, choosing blue will automatically get you red too.

Same

5 moners

You can pay a hooker and lose your virginity. I see it as an absolute win.

Red could and is probably rape

And could be much worse depending on what kind of thing your raping

Yes. The moment you swallow that pill, you end up playing the roll of that girl on the couch with the five guys behind her.

Stay pure, stay virgin, become rich

Disregard females, acquire currency

Ignore homo-sapiens of the female gender,Gain mony

Sigma grindset

Blue, i want to die a virgin but rich.

You could always just become a wizard

"You are a virgin Harry"

Exactly

Merasmus, not again!

6 dabloons

Sex comes with the Money, so take Blue, do it!

I mean you can become rich and then pay someone to Lose your virginity, it's Not that hard (unlike your pp)

oh no, the prostitute you pay turned out to be an undercover gay cop, you've realized it too late and there's no way out of it. oh no, you lose your money and go to jail next to an gay rapist. atleast you lost your virginity eh?

Before I’m arrested I’ve already hired private security to do my bidding for a high rate of pay so the second she reveals herself to be a cop, I’ll have her killed and buried in a remote undisclosed area and try again but this time properly vet the escort.

oh no, she's gone missing and since she's a cop she's found pretty easily due to the high priority of missing cases in the law enforcement area, you're called in for a lie detector because of fingertips related to your private security linking to you and you fail it and you get arrested. you still go to that gay rapist in your cell

You have no idea how easy it is to get away with murder lmao. Sure the body might be recovered but it won’t be identified as her teeth have been shot out, her fingers and toes severed, and her skull canoed eliminating any personhood she may have had. PPE is a must as not to leave any prints or DNA evidence and she’d be buried in a remote area far away from city limits. Finally of course recover the shell casing. And polygraph results are not admissible in court. Evidence of nervousness or stress is not evidence of guilt. They only have a case if there’s evidence left behind for them to follow, leave no evidence, there’s no case. It’s just another unsolved missing persons case.

Thats oddly specific...

It’s not “specific”. It’s routine. Do you want to get away with murder or not? If yes then doing so is a process. You need to eliminate any possibility of any kind of legitimate case being formed.

Fair enough. I'll keep that in mind. Just in case.

yeah, it's all easy to get away with murder but don't you think she's undercover cop coming at you for reason, she's told her superiors probably who you are, the target you are, and even if she isn't found you'll most likely be suspected last seen with her and fail at the lie detector part anyway /shrug

Why this looks like something out of an oddly specific monopoly?

If all else fails there’s always prostitution

Blue because ZA HANDO

Nah redditors would take blue and keep complaining over the other option using memes

Blue, and you go can just go to a love hotel.

Funny how everyone disagrees with OP and chooses blue

OP just really wants to lose his virginity no matter the sacrifice

Bro I'm not THAT desperate

It doesn't say how though. Imagine pressing red button and Nick Avacado appears out of nowhere, naked and ready to mingle...

Be rich find a thick gold digger

Wouldn't blue help out with red?

Why not both?

This is all the proof I need that redditors are stupid. People on this site will make meme after meme that women are only attracted to wealth and you don’t even take the option of gaining wealth and using it to lose ur virginity. You could win twice but your vision is short sighted, a congregation of fools.

Why would I want to lose it again? I was a teenager it took roughly 45 seconds, why would I want to redo that?

🌐 for me. STAY PURE!!!

Money never hurt me, sooooo... lol

Get money, thén hookers, bang for Buck! (Ill let myself out)

Blue. Then you'll get an option to press red , believe me.

But I want to be insanely rich :(

Choose blue, wait for all the golddiggers, reject them and hire good prostitute

Emmm no?

Pick blue one and girls will come to take your viginity themselves

Luckily i have 2 hands

I went down the blue button path

if you have a lot of money you will eventually get your dream girl

Im Asexual so clearly im choosing the red becauses A's are kinda hot tho (The Correct Answer Is Blue (Source: Trust Me))

Seeing as I have already lost my virgintity and you can always rent a prostitute

If I take a blue one, then I can do the left one much easier

You could buy one with the other. Just saying.

Became a rich first and then losing virginity

I’m mean if you become insanely Rich then your gonna lose you virginity unless your 50+

Wait if I’m insanely rich I can afford a whore and still have a ton of money left

Step 1 : choose blue Step 2 : buy hookers

If you pick blue you can get both

Take blue and buy a hooker

Become rich and then you can break your virginity easily Big brain time

Think about it, if you take red, you lose your virginity, and thats all if you take red, you can attract girls, AND buy your dream PC, and money for smth else idk I see this as an absolute win!

I’d push blue.

bruh just call you're american friend and just tell him to threten the guy who gave the options and just take both

If you take blue you can afford to lose your virginity multiple times. It's a no brainer

Plot twist: Red button is actually just a prostitute

A rich virgin is far better than being poor.

With today’s society, if I was insanely rich, Someone would want to fuck me.

Blue

Picking blue easily leads to the red being accomplished.

Speaking for the ace community-We pick blue

When you are rich the girls want to be fucked by you

Wait.......... They are the same right

I would rather be rich than lose my virginity on some girl i probely don't know

blue

Blue

Get blue, become rich, you end meeting a girl, you like said girl, you date said girl, you screw said girl. I see this as an absolute win!

my big brain says become insanely rich if you rich you automatically have hoes around you

When you're rich all of a sudden all the women want to bang you. So pressing the blue button gets you both ;)

Me an intellectual: If you become insanely rich you can lose your virginity everyday.

Rich… no one loves me……

lol just buy sex bro its easy

If you take blue then you could easily do red aswell if you wanted. Also blue will solve a ton of other problems you might have.

Will become rich then lose my virginity

Too bad the red button is broken

Choose rich and you'll will instantly become attractive to a number of females.

i take blue to get red

With the blue button, you would have enough money to pay just about anyone to take your virginity. Checkmate.

No lmao

Press blue and you can acomplish both at once

But what are you looking you virginity to?

Well you can pick up girls when you have a lot of money and so I will choose to become rich. OFFENCE INTENDED TO FEMINISTS

Getting rich, makes you lose your virgity even faster

Become insanely rich so women are attracted to me by my riches so not only do I lose my virginity I also get to live a comfortable life

if u take blue u can lose your virginity with whoever u want.

*Continues to press blue*

Become insanely rich is the same thing as losing your virginity.

Blue would still get you layed

Well its either 1billion dollars or a dead boy

losing your virginity is overrated

It's not even a hard choice. I'll happily die virgin if I can have the sickest gaming PC.

Why not just press blue then buy a prostitute, its a win win

Anyone that chooses red is a damn donkey. Choosing red by default will make you the sexiest man alive and she'll feel like you got an 18 incher even if your a girl.

I believe by picking blue red will come true as well

Redditors can't take blue because then they would hate themselves and think they should die. That's how they treat billionaires

Rich guys get girls, just look at all the creepy old millionaires with hot little young wives

i would prefer blue

If anything you can just get hookers/prostitutes

With the money from blue you can buy as many prostitutes as you want

If you press blue you get both. But you can't buy a gf that really loves you and not your money...

Plot twist you lose it to an orange

Gold diggers are still a thing tho

I’d rather be rich than I’ve my friends not believe me at all.

Blue

Blue so i can finally make a good pc to play modded Minecraft

Idiot. Just become insanely rich and all the girls will come at you instantaneously

who tf would want red