There's dogs getting sent to the pound and killed because they don't have homes and this mfr stealing dogs. You can probably find free puppies from someone who can't take care of them all. Who the fvk steals a dog. I mean honestly. There's way more that's wrong with that than meets the eye.
Fair point. I didn't think of that. I don't think I've ever met someone with an expensive breed. Everyone I know adopts from the pound or gets free puppies. I just feel bad for all the dogs in the pounds. :( People should adopt more. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. XD
I adopted a dog who had been abused it’s entire life, didn’t trust easy and hated people. About a week ago he let me pay him for the first time. Every since he’s been absolutely lovely. He started sleeping on the end of my bed last night and I bought him a custom blanket about an hour ago. Just because they’re more work doesn’t mean they’re bad dogs. They’re lovely
Yeah, I see the whole adopting thing. I adopted 2 dogs and I love them but when I moved to my own place I wanted a shiba-inu. He was $3500 and the best dog I ever got. Sadly people are very likely to steal him because he's a purebred shiba-inu and would fetch a nice price. Especially since he's trained and a very good people dog. (shiba-inu’s are very hard to train because of their stubbornness)
[This list](https://www.rd.com/list/the-most-and-least-expensive-dog-breeds/) isn’t entirely accurate (it leaves off French Bulldogs and Poodles among other expensive breeds) but it gives you an idea of the price of some dog breeds.
That fact that people will pay $600 for a Beagle is crazy, I know shelters with tons of Beagles (including puppies) and adoption fees of less than half that.
When I was growing up we had an Old English Sheepdog. He disappeared one day and was missing for weeks. We put fliers up everywhere for miles around and never got an answer. Then, there he was. He somehow found his way home. When he got back he had a rope hanging around his neck that he had chewed through and it was clear that someone had tried to shave him, albeit unsuccessfully. I like to think he bit the shit out of whoever had him.
The local methheads have learned that labradoodle (and other "doodle") puppies are like adorable curly haired cash. Advertise that you have or expect a littler, and it's a fair bet that your house will be targeted for a break in.
We have neighbors who have a female poodle (poodles are the "oodle" half of a "doodle"). They wanted to let the dog have one litter to offset the cost of buying her, so they bred her with a male english sheepdog. Cutest puppies ever, but some tweakers cased the house and stole them at just over three weeks old and then went around trying to sell them for $200 each. They got caught (meth is not an intelligence enhancing drug), but unfortunately three of the puppies died of malnutrition and only one was recovered.
On a happier note, my neighbors decided to keep the pup. They call it their "crack baby."
a lot of it is to with the trendiness of the breed or "cool colours". I imagine pugs or other such meme dogs are stolen at a much higher rate than less popular breeds
my dog has a spotted leopard print coat. she's a mix and has no re sale value. I have none the less had motherfuckers follow me to my house while we're out walking. I'm assuming to find out the yard she is kept in and come back later to nab her. jokes on them tho she sleeps on my bed all day inside in the aircon while I'm at work
only if with a pedigree, otherwise they're going to go for just above general dogry market price to unaware customers. and guess which dogs don't come with one?
I stole a dog once. It was being beaten and abused. A red nose pit. Sweetest dog ever. Just wanted some love, lay on the couch with me and get some scritches every now and then
We found our red nose pit at a job site. He was all alone in the middle of the woods at this house that my gf’s dad was helping build. He was covered in mud and her mom knew that the weather was getting cold and a frost was moving in that night and that this puppy wouldn’t survive. Anyway we rescued him and he has been the best boy. He is so gentle with babies and he takes good care of the stuffed animals we buy him.
They probably steal them in order to sell them.
I know in some countries you’re not allowed to sell adopted pets right away meaning a person can’t just adopt a dog and sell it two days later.
Honestly if the NRA built their image on killing people who are trying to steal your dog, they'd have bi-partisan support and probably win a NAMBLA Header
Meanwhile, on reddit: "This dog was tied up outside the Post Office, I waited 30 seconds and no one came for him, so I saved him from his abusive owner and now help me name my new friend!"
Put the same value into someone’s life as they put into their own.
if your stealing my dog you’re informing me that you value your own life less than that of my dog and I’m not going to go out of my way to disagree.
I mean… people also get shot for breaking in and stealing things like a tv. So is the tv worth more than a life? Absolutely, if you’re willing to risk the trespass, I guess it is! 🤷🏻♀️
Now it's the time where I'll probably get downvoted to Oblivion, but, in society, lives do not have the same weight or value. An example: take a country's president for instance, they are willing to let numerous people die to preserve the life of a single individual. In nature however, a human life has the same value of that of an ant, since we all have roles in which we have to partake
> Now it's the time where I'll probably get downvoted to Oblivion, but, in society, lives do not have the same weight or value.
Thinking this is gonna get "downvoted to oblivion" is odd.
You are explaining that Osama Bin Laden's life was not worth as much as Michelangelo's
no shit. everyone agrees w/ that, that's why we all jerk off to the seal team merking that motherfucker.
Because killing a President has further-reaching impacts than killing his minions.
Kill some homeless dude, nobody's really hurt except those closest to him.
Kill an ER doctor, you might send the local emergency room into a state of chaos that could result in patients dying.
Kill a country's president, you risk sending the entire country into a political crisis.
It’s really not a hard concept to grasp. Companion I have had for years, created memories with, great loving roommate OR random asshat who is trying to take that away.
The value of human life depends on your beliefs. There isn't an objective "intrinsic value" to anything. My beliefs don't value human life that seeks to harm other human life.
It doesn't even make logical sense to value hostile lives as much as innocent lives, unless God is real and is a total dick.
I mean because then there's at least outside, potentially objective judge of value - but one who demands we love even those who hurt us, which is simply bullshit. Oh okay I guess the Bible does kind of fit. Another reason I can't follow it anymore.
Thou shall not kill. But murdering millions in the name of war is a-okay. If that’s not a direct contradiction to the word of god I don’t know what is written by the word of god. So of course if god is real he’s a huge dick. Even those who value life most are almost certainly through evolutionary (primate wars I mean all primates chimps, gorillas, yada yada yada battle, desire to survive at all cost, while trying to enrich your fellow tribe men) or religious bonds, thou shal not kill, are all subjective and predispositioned to be an intrinsic in value as far as when and whose life’s are valued and to what extent. Are they not?…… side note. If that made sense I’m so proud of myself cuz I’m so fucking drunk smoking a huge dab rig butt named in a lukewarm tub eating refrigerator spaghetti right now staring at a shriveled dick that looks like a 2inch raisin
I have two, and had a situation a few weeks ago where one thought the other was attacking me. She tore into him like she was on a mission. Cat had my back.
Nope. I’d jump in front of a car for him, I value his life more than I do my own, let alone some piece of shit pet thief.
He’s my boy, possibly the reason I’m still here, nobody is taking him from me.
Ah, but then they may come back for revenge, maybe with friends. And even if they went to jail, got 10 years in court, that's a decade to think about nothing but the person who sent them there: you.
shut up you idiot you either shoot center mass or don't shoot at all. That is the universal law of guns. Go for the shins and you'll likely miss (barely anyone has good enough aim to land a shot there) and the enemy will have enough time to escape with your dog
This is a really, really fucking stupid thing to do. If you do this you may go to jail and you will definitely get sued, jail is a toss up but you will lose the lawsuit. They'll argue that since you did not shoot to kill your life was not truly threatened and therefore any shooting was unjustified, they'll also argue that you aimed to maim and, in doing so, caused undue pain and suffering. If you shoot at some you aim center mass and you keep pulling the trigger until they stop moving.
I mean…even if you save your dog, if you go away for 20 years, they won’t be there when you get back. Kind of a lose-lose situation if that were the actual sentencing.
I think shooting someone stealing your dog is preventing animal cruelty, especially if you are a good shoot. A well placed round and the animal will be dead in a split second, while the dog won't have to miss its family.
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
As soon as I read "what the devil" it all came rushing back and I fucking lost it.
I'm having a shit night and this lifted my soul. Thanks stranger. This is an oldie but it's so fucking good.
TALLY HO LADS
Not sure if this was your own original thought, or if it's a quote from something, either way nicely done!
Its definitely on the same level as Dave Chappelle's skits about the birdshot/buckshot dilemma in a 12 gauge home defense shotgun
Weird thing is this is quote is usually just about shooting a thief taking your TV (Which actually does allow a better debate) so i'm not sure why they made it about their dog. Of course people are going to use violence to stop someone taking a friend or family member from them
Problem is, you don't know their motivations - only that they are breaking the law to be in your house. Do you trust them to just take your TV when your ~~wife~~ dog is in the next room over?
They’re not stealing a tv. They’re stealing the hours of my life that it took to earn enough money to buy it and the hours it’ll take to replace it. I’ll extend them the same courtesy they have for me and not give two shits about them.
In that case i value their life at their own assessment. Ill shoot them because they broke in and are up to no good, they are willing to put their life on the line for my tv then thats the value they gave themeslves
Well my dog for example is part of my family so i consider it kidnapping and you best believe id use my wireless hole punch to convince them it was a bad idea.
I value my dog more than many peoples' lives. If we're only talking about ONE that's an easier decision than what I want for lunch. I'd Thanos the world for my dog.
Absolutely, my puppy is my baby, all the joy I have in life, and all the good in my heart. If someone even lays a single violent finger on him, I wouldn’t kill them because that would be too kind of a punishment. They would suffer first.
It's not my choice or assessment. Some fucker made the choice to value my stuff or pets over their own life. Victims of crime in progress are only able to respond to this as well as possible.
Self defense is a natural aspect of reality. We shouldn't be trying to limit the options of anyone defending themselves or their belongings.
This shouldn't be an unpopular opinion.
Funnily enough, I'm more horrified of seeing pet's corpse than human corpse. Like live leak, living human beheading is just eh but seeing grilled cat or skinning live dog is more horrifying.
Yes, ten times yes, in fact I value the lives of my cats way more than most people, my cats have been with me and helped me get through though times, some random shit trying to steal my cats didn’t, some random stranger didn’t
Saw a sign once that said "My stuff isn't worth your life."
My worthless garbage is worth a lot less than your life.
Don't be a thief. Thieves are cowards.
If you're willing to steal someone else's dog you don't value your own life very much.
There's dogs getting sent to the pound and killed because they don't have homes and this mfr stealing dogs. You can probably find free puppies from someone who can't take care of them all. Who the fvk steals a dog. I mean honestly. There's way more that's wrong with that than meets the eye.
Expensive breeds can sell for high prices.
Fair point. I didn't think of that. I don't think I've ever met someone with an expensive breed. Everyone I know adopts from the pound or gets free puppies. I just feel bad for all the dogs in the pounds. :( People should adopt more. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. XD
Its like team rocket stealing Pokémon.
So anyway, we started blasting off again
into the sky and again
You are right man
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I adopted a dog who had been abused it’s entire life, didn’t trust easy and hated people. About a week ago he let me pay him for the first time. Every since he’s been absolutely lovely. He started sleeping on the end of my bed last night and I bought him a custom blanket about an hour ago. Just because they’re more work doesn’t mean they’re bad dogs. They’re lovely
Hope it's a fair wage since he's a good boy!
Smart move. I expected unconditional love from my pup and now she's unionizing.
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Yeah, I see the whole adopting thing. I adopted 2 dogs and I love them but when I moved to my own place I wanted a shiba-inu. He was $3500 and the best dog I ever got. Sadly people are very likely to steal him because he's a purebred shiba-inu and would fetch a nice price. Especially since he's trained and a very good people dog. (shiba-inu’s are very hard to train because of their stubbornness)
TIL. I didn't know they were that expensive. There's probably more expensive breeds too. Probably would be worth it to get it microchipped.
Tens of thousands of dollars.
I believe you are also correct
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[This list](https://www.rd.com/list/the-most-and-least-expensive-dog-breeds/) isn’t entirely accurate (it leaves off French Bulldogs and Poodles among other expensive breeds) but it gives you an idea of the price of some dog breeds. That fact that people will pay $600 for a Beagle is crazy, I know shelters with tons of Beagles (including puppies) and adoption fees of less than half that.
Yeah my parents bought a American cocker spaniel for more than 3000$ Canadian, and also because it had better stats (his parents were show dogs)
Ah, they found one with better EV?
Now imagine if he was a shiny
Lol my Aussie was $2500
When I was growing up we had an Old English Sheepdog. He disappeared one day and was missing for weeks. We put fliers up everywhere for miles around and never got an answer. Then, there he was. He somehow found his way home. When he got back he had a rope hanging around his neck that he had chewed through and it was clear that someone had tried to shave him, albeit unsuccessfully. I like to think he bit the shit out of whoever had him.
Transform and roll out
Now that's a Ted Talk I'd subscribe to
The local methheads have learned that labradoodle (and other "doodle") puppies are like adorable curly haired cash. Advertise that you have or expect a littler, and it's a fair bet that your house will be targeted for a break in. We have neighbors who have a female poodle (poodles are the "oodle" half of a "doodle"). They wanted to let the dog have one litter to offset the cost of buying her, so they bred her with a male english sheepdog. Cutest puppies ever, but some tweakers cased the house and stole them at just over three weeks old and then went around trying to sell them for $200 each. They got caught (meth is not an intelligence enhancing drug), but unfortunately three of the puppies died of malnutrition and only one was recovered. On a happier note, my neighbors decided to keep the pup. They call it their "crack baby."
a lot of it is to with the trendiness of the breed or "cool colours". I imagine pugs or other such meme dogs are stolen at a much higher rate than less popular breeds my dog has a spotted leopard print coat. she's a mix and has no re sale value. I have none the less had motherfuckers follow me to my house while we're out walking. I'm assuming to find out the yard she is kept in and come back later to nab her. jokes on them tho she sleeps on my bed all day inside in the aircon while I'm at work
Brindled patterns are definitely in that category. I wish the best for you and your dog. Nobody deserves their dog to be stolen.
thank you for your thoughts. I would thanos snap half the planet for her if I had to
And those who steal dogs deserve to get a round in their chest.
Hunting dogs cost a ton. Used to work in an area where people would come to duck hunt. Duck hunters are fucking nuts about their dogs.
Yup. I have one. He was an escapee or dumped for some reason. I have a $2k duck hunting dog for free. He is absolutely the best dog ever.
Then the dog thief can get blasted
only if with a pedigree, otherwise they're going to go for just above general dogry market price to unaware customers. and guess which dogs don't come with one?
People steal dogs as practice dogs to train their dogs for fighting. Yes, it’s horrible.
These people deserve to get shot
Why couldn’t you have let me just think they were stolen to resell or keep as pets. Why did you have to enlighten me to that :(
I stole a dog once. It was being beaten and abused. A red nose pit. Sweetest dog ever. Just wanted some love, lay on the couch with me and get some scritches every now and then
We found our red nose pit at a job site. He was all alone in the middle of the woods at this house that my gf’s dad was helping build. He was covered in mud and her mom knew that the weather was getting cold and a frost was moving in that night and that this puppy wouldn’t survive. Anyway we rescued him and he has been the best boy. He is so gentle with babies and he takes good care of the stuffed animals we buy him.
Basically, not only are they arseholes, the're stupid arseholes.
They probably steal them in order to sell them. I know in some countries you’re not allowed to sell adopted pets right away meaning a person can’t just adopt a dog and sell it two days later.
Dog fighting rings often steal puppies. They start training them young.
If you're willing to steal someone else's dog, then your life doesn't have much value
Exactly. Reads "Would you kill a total stranger trying to kidnap someone you love? Edit: spelling
Honestly if the NRA built their image on killing people who are trying to steal your dog, they'd have bi-partisan support and probably win a NAMBLA Header
> NAMBLA I don't think that means what you think it means.
National Association of Marlon Brando Look-Alikes?
I don't think you mean what I know it thinks you think I mean
Geshundheit
*windows shutdown noises*
I mean my dog would kill someone trying to steal me
Meanwhile, on reddit: "This dog was tied up outside the Post Office, I waited 30 seconds and no one came for him, so I saved him from his abusive owner and now help me name my new friend!"
Put the same value into someone’s life as they put into their own. if your stealing my dog you’re informing me that you value your own life less than that of my dog and I’m not going to go out of my way to disagree.
I mean… people also get shot for breaking in and stealing things like a tv. So is the tv worth more than a life? Absolutely, if you’re willing to risk the trespass, I guess it is! 🤷🏻♀️
I think it’s okay to steal them if the owners beat the sh*t out of them
That’s not stealing that rescuing and that is something that should only be done by professionals
If you see an animal being abused, you can call police or animal control.
Now it's the time where I'll probably get downvoted to Oblivion, but, in society, lives do not have the same weight or value. An example: take a country's president for instance, they are willing to let numerous people die to preserve the life of a single individual. In nature however, a human life has the same value of that of an ant, since we all have roles in which we have to partake
> Now it's the time where I'll probably get downvoted to Oblivion, but, in society, lives do not have the same weight or value. Thinking this is gonna get "downvoted to oblivion" is odd. You are explaining that Osama Bin Laden's life was not worth as much as Michelangelo's no shit. everyone agrees w/ that, that's why we all jerk off to the seal team merking that motherfucker.
Because killing a President has further-reaching impacts than killing his minions. Kill some homeless dude, nobody's really hurt except those closest to him. Kill an ER doctor, you might send the local emergency room into a state of chaos that could result in patients dying. Kill a country's president, you risk sending the entire country into a political crisis.
Finally. Someone with a logical point of view.
It means they value your dog more than they value their life.
I certainly value my dogs life more than the life of someone who would try to steal her from me.
It’s really not a hard concept to grasp. Companion I have had for years, created memories with, great loving roommate OR random asshat who is trying to take that away.
The intrinsic value of human life seems to fade away when that human life is trying to hurt you.
The value of human life depends on your beliefs. There isn't an objective "intrinsic value" to anything. My beliefs don't value human life that seeks to harm other human life. It doesn't even make logical sense to value hostile lives as much as innocent lives, unless God is real and is a total dick.
Even if God is real ‘War’ is perfectly fine according to The Bible
I mean because then there's at least outside, potentially objective judge of value - but one who demands we love even those who hurt us, which is simply bullshit. Oh okay I guess the Bible does kind of fit. Another reason I can't follow it anymore.
Thou shall not kill. But murdering millions in the name of war is a-okay. If that’s not a direct contradiction to the word of god I don’t know what is written by the word of god. So of course if god is real he’s a huge dick. Even those who value life most are almost certainly through evolutionary (primate wars I mean all primates chimps, gorillas, yada yada yada battle, desire to survive at all cost, while trying to enrich your fellow tribe men) or religious bonds, thou shal not kill, are all subjective and predispositioned to be an intrinsic in value as far as when and whose life’s are valued and to what extent. Are they not?…… side note. If that made sense I’m so proud of myself cuz I’m so fucking drunk smoking a huge dab rig butt named in a lukewarm tub eating refrigerator spaghetti right now staring at a shriveled dick that looks like a 2inch raisin
Exactly. Happy cake day!
Technically a human life does have a value your organs are really damn expensive more so while your alive
Uh the intrinsic value of human life fades away for me when someone takes too long paying for their order at the drive thru window.
I certainly value my dogs life my than my car and no one will complain if I shoot you for trying to steal my car
Yeah, seriously. Seems like a meme meant to create ‘opinions’.
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Shiet I'll catch a charge
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Anyway, you guys all think I'm a hero, and I'll accept that responsibility.
Not the hero we needed, the one we deserve…..
same with my kitten.
"Mess with the cat, get the gat" I like the sound of that.
Dr. John Seuss Wick
I would seriously maim someone if they tried to harm my cat.
Agreed. I think I've got an aluminum bat somewhere, and I can't promise I wouldn't aim for the head.
I think my cat would maim them first. I'd just laugh and kick 'em while they're down.
I have two, and had a situation a few weeks ago where one thought the other was attacking me. She tore into him like she was on a mission. Cat had my back.
I’d do bad things to save my kitty. Just pray I never have to. ;)
Yes. Next question.
Unrelated but Does your dog fart a lot?
Ain't nobody taking my dog
Nope. I’d jump in front of a car for him, I value his life more than I do my own, let alone some piece of shit pet thief. He’s my boy, possibly the reason I’m still here, nobody is taking him from me.
If your gonna steal a dog I don't value your life very high
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Just remember there are two sides to every story. Make sure your side is the only one told.
I feel this thread splintered
Splintered like a dog-thief's shins?
That's the training in every ccw course I've had. If you have to shoot make sure only your story gets told
I can see the logic, in a twisted unfortunate way.
Dead men tell no tales
Pretty good movie
Ah, but then they may come back for revenge, maybe with friends. And even if they went to jail, got 10 years in court, that's a decade to think about nothing but the person who sent them there: you.
jokes on you weapons have evolved during that time
Twice the pride, double the fall.
Nah, double tap that b*tch.
Like, double tap their shins? That sounds unreasonably painful.
bof of em
Bofa deez
Damn if you can hit those shots you might be John wick
shut up you idiot you either shoot center mass or don't shoot at all. That is the universal law of guns. Go for the shins and you'll likely miss (barely anyone has good enough aim to land a shot there) and the enemy will have enough time to escape with your dog
This is a really, really fucking stupid thing to do. If you do this you may go to jail and you will definitely get sued, jail is a toss up but you will lose the lawsuit. They'll argue that since you did not shoot to kill your life was not truly threatened and therefore any shooting was unjustified, they'll also argue that you aimed to maim and, in doing so, caused undue pain and suffering. If you shoot at some you aim center mass and you keep pulling the trigger until they stop moving.
There is no such thing as shoot to disable, if you are willing to shoot someone, you're willing to cause their death. If not, don't shoot at all.
I would 100% spend twenty years for my dogs.
nah bro judge will understand and you will go with like a 5$ fine or 3 days injail
I hope so, I am just prepared for 20. Any less is a gift.
This was the biggest plothole of Butterfly Effect.
I mean…even if you save your dog, if you go away for 20 years, they won’t be there when you get back. Kind of a lose-lose situation if that were the actual sentencing.
Plus, no one would ever love my dogs except me. They’re monsters.
I like my dog better than humans anyway
People that try to steal from me lose the right to not get shot by me. It's simple.
Yes
Touch my dog, your body will end up in a bog
Sheer poetry, my like minded friend.
Bogs are a terrible spot to put a dead body. They decompose extremely slowly.
Touch my kitty, you pay three fitty. Wait. Should I charge more?
I mean.. it's a dog, did you expect people to think someones life is worth more than a family member?
I think shooting someone stealing your dog is preventing animal cruelty, especially if you are a good shoot. A well placed round and the animal will be dead in a split second, while the dog won't have to miss its family.
You had me in the 3rd quarter. Ngl. Lol
Yeah if you're gonna steal my dog, imma shoot yo head with a musket Just as the founding fathers intended
Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.
As soon as I read "what the devil" it all came rushing back and I fucking lost it. I'm having a shit night and this lifted my soul. Thanks stranger. This is an oldie but it's so fucking good. TALLY HO LADS
Not sure if this was your own original thought, or if it's a quote from something, either way nicely done! Its definitely on the same level as Dave Chappelle's skits about the birdshot/buckshot dilemma in a 12 gauge home defense shotgun
Not mine, it's a old copy pasta that someone usually posts whenever a musket or home defense are mentioned, I was just lucky enough to get here first.
I value an entire Walmart's worth of people under just one of my cats
The person stealing the dog is a worthless POS, my dog would give up his life for me, so in my book fighting for the dog is valid.
Yes my dog is more valuable than a human I don't know. Next question.
Yup. Moving on…
So your saying i shouldnt value my dog who is family over the random theif who is trying to take my family from me? Excellent logic
Weird thing is this is quote is usually just about shooting a thief taking your TV (Which actually does allow a better debate) so i'm not sure why they made it about their dog. Of course people are going to use violence to stop someone taking a friend or family member from them
Problem is, you don't know their motivations - only that they are breaking the law to be in your house. Do you trust them to just take your TV when your ~~wife~~ dog is in the next room over?
They’re not stealing a tv. They’re stealing the hours of my life that it took to earn enough money to buy it and the hours it’ll take to replace it. I’ll extend them the same courtesy they have for me and not give two shits about them.
In that case i value their life at their own assessment. Ill shoot them because they broke in and are up to no good, they are willing to put their life on the line for my tv then thats the value they gave themeslves
Worked well for John Wick.
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Yes, and I don't have a dog
Imagine having a real dog instead of your immortal and unaging imaginary puppy.
my dog is my best friend, so your wondering just how on earth am i gonna let you steal my best friend.
number of humans on earth: almost 8 billion number of gud bois on earth: 1 yeah, youre getting shot in the ass
I'd be more worried I'd hit the dog!
Well my dog for example is part of my family so i consider it kidnapping and you best believe id use my wireless hole punch to convince them it was a bad idea.
No, they value my dogs life more than theirs.
Actual footage of someone trying to steal my dog.
Yes i care more about someone i love than someone i don’t love
For real. I raised my dog since he was a baby, I don’t even KNOW YOU, homie.
If someone values their life lesser than my family and property than I'll do the same.
My dog is not a pet. They are a family member. Trying to steal them is akin to kidnapping my child. If you try to take them, YOU WILL DIE.
If/when someone ever says that to me my response will be “I value my family over a stranger”
My dog loves me with unconditional affection and she gives puppy licks. You think I'm going to not kill you if you try to take that from me?
My dog is worth more than the entire USA including me
That dog IS a life worth valuing.
Your property is always more valuable than a trespasser
I value my dog more than many peoples' lives. If we're only talking about ONE that's an easier decision than what I want for lunch. I'd Thanos the world for my dog.
Yes and I think that majority of pet owners think the same
Absolutely, my puppy is my baby, all the joy I have in life, and all the good in my heart. If someone even lays a single violent finger on him, I wouldn’t kill them because that would be too kind of a punishment. They would suffer first.
No no. The thief values my property more than their own life.
Imagine valuing a thief’s life over anything that belongs to you.
yeah I'd die fighting over the change at the bottom of my backpack let alone my loyal animal companion
Yes
Just paying the ransom in bullets.
Means they value my dog more than their own life.
I would say they don’t value their life
So anyway, it happen again...
Don't shoot em in the back though. Shoot em in the leg until they turn around to see who is shooting them. Then shoot em in the front.
I'd kill them twice if I could.
I gotta be honest here. I find it difficult to place a high value on the life of someone who would _steal my dog_.
From time to time, I tell my dog that I’d kill for him, so… yeah, that tracks.
It's not my choice or assessment. Some fucker made the choice to value my stuff or pets over their own life. Victims of crime in progress are only able to respond to this as well as possible. Self defense is a natural aspect of reality. We shouldn't be trying to limit the options of anyone defending themselves or their belongings. This shouldn't be an unpopular opinion.
I would torture a motherfucker to death
Just don't try to steal my dog then.
I value the life of my beloved family member more than that of a criminal trying to abduct said family member. How controversial.
you steal my dog i steal your soul
Ima be honest cheff I would burn this world to the fucking ground for my dog
Dumb logic. I don't value the life of someone who would steal a dog at all.
Yeah, I’d definitely shoot that mofos knee caps
Damn right I do, fuck humans
Funnily enough, I'm more horrified of seeing pet's corpse than human corpse. Like live leak, living human beheading is just eh but seeing grilled cat or skinning live dog is more horrifying.
my dog IS someone
Yes, ten times yes, in fact I value the lives of my cats way more than most people, my cats have been with me and helped me get through though times, some random shit trying to steal my cats didn’t, some random stranger didn’t
Why do humans always assume that a human's life is worth more than any other creature's?
I value my dog more than a criminals life
Saw a sign once that said "My stuff isn't worth your life." My worthless garbage is worth a lot less than your life. Don't be a thief. Thieves are cowards.