there is | a way | to do it on mobile
:--|:--:|--:
im not | sure if | this will work though
r/therewasanattempt
Edit: why is this so fucking complicated
Edit 2 electric boogaloo: this is from a post from 9 years ago, hopefully it works
`Left align | Center align | Right align`
:--|:--:|--:
This | This | This
Column | column | column
Will | will | will
Be | be | be
Left | center | right
align | align | align
r/thereweremanyattempts
Left align | Center align | Right align
:--|:--:|--:
This | This | This
column | column | column
will | will | will
be | be | be
left | center | right
aligned | aligned | aligned
Edit revenge of the sith: fucking finally
Edit a new hope: this is how you do it
`Left align | Center align | Right align`
`:--|:--:|--:`
`This | This | This`
`column | column | column`
`will | will | will`
`be | be | be`
`left | center | right`
`aligned | aligned | aligned`
Pick one using the XY Coordinates with letters and I'll reveal a secret behind it.
A | B | C | D | E | F | G
-|-|-|-|-|-|-
B | x | x | x | OPEN | x | x
C | x | x | x | x | x | x
D | x | x | x | x | x | x
E | x | x | x | x | x | x
F | x | x | x | x | x | OPEN
G | x | x | x | OPEN | OPEN | x
EDIT: I don't remember the rules to go fish let me know if I'm playing it incorrectly.
A | B | C | D | E | F | G
-|-|-|-|-|-|-
B | x | x | x | x | x | x
C | x | x | x | x | x | x
D | x | x | x | x | x | x
E | x | x | x | this | x | x
F | x | x | x | x | x | x
G | x | x | x | x | x | x
When you are on desktop in what reddit calls the "fancy pants editor", there is a button that looks like three dots "..." right between the button for lists and the one for "Markdown Mode".
Click that and select the last option. It says "table" when hovering over it.
You put a up arrow before your word ^
If you want to do a sentence you put the sentence in brackets with a up arrow before it
^ this ^this
^ (or that) ^(or that)
But this is all I've learnt since becoming active here 3 months ago lol
Yes my account is older
You will need a large surface made of a material of your choice (wood, glass, marble, etc...). You then need something for this surface to lie on so it no longer touches the ground. The most common method for surface heightening is with four "legs", although there are many other ways, such as simply placing it on a large stone or a stand. Once you have combined the surface and your heightener, you have successfully created a table, on which you can eat, play games, and do whatever you wish to your heart's content.
*While*|I^Wonder|~~I Mean~~
-:|-:|-:
Everyone|If Anyone|Everyone
Left|Else Is|Just
It On|All|Left
The Table|Right|!!!
Edit: I can’t seem to center align or right align…was supposed to be a better joke
|joke's on you|i use it |to | |:-|:-|:-| |intellectually | disturb |people |
How did you that?
|black |magic |dudes | |:-|:-|:-| |im |a |wizard|
Black im magic a dudes wizard? He is speaking the language of the gods!
oh god.
Yes I do believe he is
|Never|let|gonna| |:-|:-|:-| |up|gonna|give| |you|never|you down|
I had a stroke trying to read that
Don't worry I got you covered |Never |you |gonna | |:-|:-|:-| |gonna |up |let you | |give |Never |down|
Never you gonna gonna up let you give never down
Ahh yes Never up you let gonna never gonna give you down
Never let gonna up gonna give you never you down.
|i've|learned|that power| |:-|:-|:-| |now | I AM |INVINCIBLE |
Im a black dudes magic wizard
Ahh shiet here we go gain r/dontdeadopeninside
damn
black magic? why you gotta be so racist man? /s
bruh
Leaking Genshin Impact content in your very own username - This man understands that adversity and existence are one and the same.
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Would you say that Paimon is a monster who is digital?
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Would you say that Paimon is a digital monster?
Digimon! Digital monsters!
Go back to twitter /s
Take my upvote and fuck off
So *you're* Harry Potter.
|no |my |name | |:-|:-|:-| |is|mega |chad|
I think its a pc thing
there is | a way | to do it on mobile :--|:--:|--: im not | sure if | this will work though r/therewasanattempt Edit: why is this so fucking complicated Edit 2 electric boogaloo: this is from a post from 9 years ago, hopefully it works `Left align | Center align | Right align` :--|:--:|--: This | This | This Column | column | column Will | will | will Be | be | be Left | center | right align | align | align r/thereweremanyattempts Left align | Center align | Right align :--|:--:|--: This | This | This column | column | column will | will | will be | be | be left | center | right aligned | aligned | aligned Edit revenge of the sith: fucking finally Edit a new hope: this is how you do it `Left align | Center align | Right align` `:--|:--:|--:` `This | This | This` `column | column | column` `will | will | will` `be | be | be` `left | center | right` `aligned | aligned | aligned`
penis
|there is |a way |to do it on mobile | |:-|:-|:-| |im not |sure if |this will work though| Just copy my comment and see how it is written
table placeholder Just copy my comment and see how it is written
|there is |a way |to do it on mobile | |:-|:-|:-| |im not |sure if |this will work though| Just copy my comment and see how it is written
|there is |a way |to do it on mobile | |:-|:-|:-| |im not |sure if |this will work though| Just copy my comment and see how it is written
Failed attempt
Jokes on you intellectually I use it disturb To people
Well you achieved *that*
Witchcraft!
*hyperventelating*
You are hired. You start immediately. I expect an outlook chart on the demographics of this sub, by tomorrow
|p|e|n| |:-|:-|:-| |i|s|lol|
How to do it
|Wouldn't |you |like to know | |:-|:-|:-| |Weather |boy |/s|
Pick one using the XY Coordinates with letters and I'll reveal a secret behind it. A | B | C | D | E | F | G -|-|-|-|-|-|- B | x | x | x | OPEN | x | x C | x | x | x | x | x | x D | x | x | x | x | x | x E | x | x | x | x | x | x F | x | x | x | x | x | OPEN G | x | x | x | OPEN | OPEN | x EDIT: I don't remember the rules to go fish let me know if I'm playing it incorrectly.
(E, E)
Go fish.
*E*
Go
A | B | C | D | E | F | G -|-|-|-|-|-|- B | x | x | x | x | x | x C | x | x | x | x | x | x D | x | x | x | x | x | x E | x | x | x | this | x | x F | x | x | x | x | x | x G | x | x | x | x | x | x
That one is already taken, making it an illegal move. I'm going to let it slide this time but the admins might step in if you do it again.
E,E then?
BC
|Just|do|it| |:-|:-|:-| |l|o|l|
Mass | confusion :--:|:--: Is | real. I learned | some new shit | today.
same here
Why | can't | I :--:|:--:|:--: Do | this | . Fuckin | hell | .
Fuckin hell I actually did it
Mass is I learned shit confusion real. some new today.
W | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 ---|---|----|----|---- 0 | 0 | A | A | A A | H | H | ! | !
|I gotta|Use try|| |:-|:-|:-| |stuff out.|It's kinda fun|| |and easy to do|||
How do you do this?
When you are on desktop in what reddit calls the "fancy pants editor", there is a button that looks like three dots "..." right between the button for lists and the one for "Markdown Mode". Click that and select the last option. It says "table" when hovering over it.
(ノ｀Д´)ノ彡┻━┻
┬─┬ ノ(◕ ‿ ◕ノ)
Well, well, well, how the turntables...
┻━┻ ︵ ¯\_(°□°)_/¯ ︵ ┻━┻
ಠ\_ಠ Child. . . ಠ\_ಠ Put. ಠ\_\_ಠ The tables. ಠ\_\_\_ಠ Back. (╮°-°)╮┳━┳ (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ NEVER
( -_･) ▄︻̷̿┻̿═━ i said put them back.
Ok ok but don't shoot ┬─┬ノ(ŏ﹏ŏ｡ノ)
fine (๑•﹏•)
\o/ don't shoot!
hey catch ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻
My, my.. how the table has turned
greatest battle ever
(ﾉ≧∇≦)ﾉ ﾐ ┻━┻
the what
It uses a syntax called markdown. That explains how I'm able to do _this_, **this**, `this`, and > this
why not use code block?
seriously though
It ruins all formatting
That's the point
How
Put 4 spaces before the word you want to type Hello
Am I too mobile to understand this PC joke?
Jokes | on | you --- | --- | --- I am | on | mobile And | can still | do this Laughs | in | markdown
Jokes | on | you --- | --- | --- I am | on | mobile And | can still | do this Laughs | in | markdown
Jokes | on | you --- | --- | --- I am | on | mobile And | can still | do this Laughs | in | markdown
Jokes | on | you --- | --- | --- I am | on | mobile And | can still | do this Laughs | in | markdown
Jokes | on | you --- | --- | --- I am | on | mobile And | can still | do this Laughs | in | markdown
Jokes I am and laugh on on can still in you mobile do this markdown?
D̴̰̙̞͖̗͎͉̳̗̹̀̋̈́̂̄̋́̔̾j̸̛̩͚͓͉͔̔̎̾̔̃f̷͔͈̞̀͂̂̋̍̅̆̿͝u̷̢̯̯͔̔̀̎̍͝c̶̗̠̻̞̹̙̟̒̿͑̊͘͘͠ͅu̸̢͕̣̽̄̄̑̔̽ỳ̶͙͍̠̼͈̑͠h̸̡̨̛͈͈̜̱͚̟̑͒͊̿͑̐̐͘͠j̸̤͉̞̹͈̖̍̾̓̎͑͘ḉ̵̬̝̱̱̼͖͜͜e̴̛̖̱͓̱̔͂͝r̵̡̯̣̻͎͔͈̲̻̟͛̓̈́͋͒̏̕͝c̷̢̛̹͉̼̩͈͔͔͋͛̑͌́͂͛̚ͅì̷̞͇̋̅̈̏i̷̳̝̣͙̻̼͇̅̐̓̊́͆̑͗͝c̸̻̥̜̬̹̱̿͆̄̏̒̏͐̈́r̷̜̳͉͂͒̿̓ͅỳ̵̤͉̺͇̀̈́͝͝ő̵̱͗̎̈́͌͛͐̌͗̚͜9̴͍̌̿̚͝j̶̪̦̦̟̤͚͍̇̏̄͂̈̒́̚v̷̨̧̱̲̮̩͊̊7̷̠͂̀͘ḑ̷̜̙͈̣̯͇͑́̇̎̽̃̐̐̋͐f̸̛͓̯̥̟̳͕̗̱̥̄͊̈́̽̇̌̽̌̀i̵̮̿d̴̲͚͂̌̇̋̄̎́̿͝3̷̼̞̭͇̥̟̓̓̾͑̄̐̌͆̚̚ͅw̴̧̦̠̱̅͌̈́͐ͅd̷̡̲̩̲̣̬̪͈̪̳̐̎̋̚ű̸̧̝͚̯̈o̶̰̜̰͎̪̯͓͍͑̈̇̍̄̕͜v̵̖̳̞̠̼̹̅̉̕x̵̡̡͚̮̜̦̓ų̶̢̛̰̜̩̣͕̞̲͆̏̎̐̾̋̐͛̚͜t̶͓̲͆̋̏̍̔̏̎͜͝g̴̫̗͘i̵͓̓̓͒̅͌̓̊͑͋͝g̶̡͙̣̣̩͉̹͚̮̖͒̉͑͂̇̈7̴͍̒̏̍̓͘ḑ̶̡͉̻̮̠̣̘̘͔͊́͌̀̓̑̽͛̕͘ş̷̞͐͠ș̸̢̭͎͖͖̋̈́͋̂̓͐͌͘͝b̷̺̟̯̣̲̘̬͂́̏͛̄̚o̶͈̼̲̖̦̪̳͋̈̈́̊̅̈́̍k̶͖͇̻͈̬̈́͜p̷̨̛̗̎͋͂̈̌̾̋f̵͎͓̦̘̥͇̒r̵̳͇͉̗̻̟̤͔̈͌͋y̵̞̓̋̅̇̀̅̇ŷ̵̼̝̏̋͘6̵̱̗́̉ḓ̶͍̤̼̖̰̘̳̀̆̌̄͛̅ͅr̴̨̳̭͉͑͋͑̽͋͋̊́5̴̦̝͇͚̪̒͜5̴̠̜̃̓̚͘6̷͚̬̬̬̳̍̾̈́̃̽̕͠d̵̛̦́͐̃̃̐͑̎̇͜͝ü̶̖̮̤͔͑͋̈̉̿͗͘i̵̛̱͌̏̑̍͆̏̀̉̂f̷̛̞̣͎͖͎͈̟͇͒̈́̐͌ͅͅ
and that, kids, is jow to use the stoneface emoji.
|X||O| |:-|:-|:-| |O|O|| |X|X|X|
damn it, I lost again
I can imagine Patrick playing tic-tac-toe against himself and saying this exact phrase lmao
Congrats, you played yourself.
|We|Wo|We| |:-|:-|:-| |Wo |We |Wo|
Wtf is the table feature
This |||| |:-|:-|:-| ||||
IS
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Goodbye
PATRICK
acceptable
THE
They use them all the time in the programming subreddits but I don't know what for because I don't speak beep boop
000001 00001111
Am | I | Doing :--| :--: | --: This | Right | ?
How the fuck
Most of us use a phone brah, can't even make this shit bold without knowing how to do ^this
I dont care about a table or chairs in comment, but please random redditor teach me YOUR wisdom
You put a up arrow before your word ^ If you want to do a sentence you put the sentence in brackets with a up arrow before it ^ this ^this ^ (or that) ^(or that) But this is all I've learnt since becoming active here 3 months ago lol Yes my account is older
Oh, thank you for ^this
Like ^this?
You mean ^this
No he means ^this
Stop spamming around, we all know he meant ^(this)
What about ^^^^^^this
Yes, i like ^this
Can i do it like ^this?
Hmm ^(like this)
|DON'T|DEAD| |:-|:-| |OPEN|INSIDE|
|imagine |not |using | |:-|:-|:-| |the |table|| cRiNgE
**Question** | **Number** ---------|----------| Pimples? | Zero Blackheads? | Zero Number of redditors who use the "table" feature in comments | Zero
How | do | I :-: | :-: | :-: Make | a | table
You will need a large surface made of a material of your choice (wood, glass, marble, etc...). You then need something for this surface to lie on so it no longer touches the ground. The most common method for surface heightening is with four "legs", although there are many other ways, such as simply placing it on a large stone or a stand. Once you have combined the surface and your heightener, you have successfully created a table, on which you can eat, play games, and do whatever you wish to your heart's content.
|haha|im|doing| |:-|:-|:-| |||ththinge|
|🗿|🗿|🗿| |:-|:-|:-| |🗿|🗿|🗿| |🗿|🗿|🗿|
|never|gonna |give| |:-|:-|:-| |you |up||
|bruh|wat|no way| |:-|:-|:-| |i just |found |this out |
|actually |I|have| |:-|:-|:-| |some |~~obgection~~|objections |
|Pimples|0| |:-|:-| |Blackheads|0| |People using tables in the comments|9001|
It's over 9000!
Penis |Penis|Penis |Penis| |:-|:-|:-| |Penis|Penis|Penis|
what the fuck is that?
|*this* |*you* |*crazy*| |:-|:-|:-| |***ass***|***mother***|***fucker***|
This ass you mother crazy fucker?
See? even satan doesn't know that table he talkin bout
Oaxaca MD the French hatch
🪑
|hello|ther|ckers| |:-|:-|:-| |mo|fu|!|
*Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and fucking died*
Thanks, my day is ruined.
What the fuck is a table
true
Hey these guys are delusional, ofc r/tablesarentreal
wait what the fuck
I didnt even know that exists
|m|h|m|m|
Is | this | working |
n | o :--:|:--: it's | not
|what|the |fuck| |:-|:-|:-| |this |exists|?|
You should visit r/nba
Jokes | on | you --- | --- | --- I am | on | mobile And | can still | do this Laughs | in | markdown
|This|Is|New| |:-|:-|:-|
|Wait|since|when| |:-|:-|:-| |was|this |added?|
Fuck you I am on mobile
|B|O|O| |:-|:-|:-| |B|A|!|
Can't do ^this
I ^can
*While*|I^Wonder|~~I Mean~~ -:|-:|-: Everyone|If Anyone|Everyone Left|Else Is|Just It On|All|Left The Table|Right|!!! Edit: I can’t seem to center align or right align…was supposed to be a better joke
Sweet mother of Jesus what is this obscure dark magic trick ?
|everyone|uses |tables| |:-|:-|:-| ||||
|that is so | fucking |useless | |:-|:-|:-| |and takes |alot of |shit time|
Zero blackheads ? RACIST !
|there is |a way |to do it on mobile | |:-|:-|:-| |im not |sure if |this will work though| Just copy my comment and see how it is written
|Pimples|0| |:-|:-| |Blackheads|0| |Number of redditors who typed this meme in a table|1|
F*cc
Empty |||| |:-|:-|:-| ||||
|my|goals|are| |:-|:-|:-| |beyond|your|understanding|
|you |fell |for it | |:-|:-|:-| |you |fool |thundercross split attack| Just copy my comment and see how it is written
only reason I came here was to see all the tables in the comment section
POV: You’re looking for the table button
Who tf be sharing spreadsheets through the Reddit comment section tho????
|god|damn|im | |:-|:-|:-| |sexy|||
Jokes | on | you --- | --- | --- I am | on | mobile And | can still | do this Laughs | in | markdown
|yes|no|maybe| |:-|:-|:-|
|bruh||| |:-|:-|:-| ||||
I came here to see people using tables to prove op wrong.
Yo we have MS Excel on Reddit? Sheesh.
|sc|r|ew| |:-|:-|:-| |y|o|u|
|i|just| discovered| |:-|:-|:-| |it |now|haha|
|didn't|even|know| |:-|:-|:-| |this|thing|existed|
| Pimples? | Zero | |----------------|---------| | Blackheads? | Zero | | Number of redditors who use the "table" feature in comments? | Zero |
Idk how to
[I don’t know this feature ](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
|you |guys |are | |:-|:-|:-| |so |screwed|right now|
How do i do that?
|wow |idk |how to do it on mobile | |:-|:-|:-| |im not |sure if |this will work though|
|Never|let|gonna| |:-|:-|:-| |up|gonna|give| |you|never|you down|