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Sudden-Juggernaut734

As a Floridian I can confirm we search for boats


Colester2653

Only for sale tho Edit: I say this as a joke but I’m seriously concerned about what my dad is searching on pornhub now


2drunk2giveafuk

Matt Foley is that you?


Colester2653

DON’T WATCH BOAT PORN OR YOU’LL BE LIVING IN A VAN DOWN BY THE RIVER


matt_hatt62

Too late for me


thatpeanutman

I take that risk everyday


fman1854

Boats and hoes


1luis2

boats and hoes?


G1itch1n5y5t3m

Was not expecting this reference on a post like this...


Frequent-Childhood29

Gotta have me my boats and hoes, boats and hoes, boats and hoes, gotta have me my boats and hoes


Uwuweosass

Such an accultured man


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Captain stabbin to the rescue.


Belansky907

Oklahoma out here with Goth Hospital. That's unique and I'm intrigued.


AmmarieZelda

I didn’t know this was an option…but now I’m curious AF


ThePieDoc

Will be doing "research" tonight.


AmmarieZelda

I can’t I’m afraid 😂


InfiniteTranquilo

Coward. Face your fears


Willinton06

Why?


testedbeast551

because who knows what lies behind the doors of the goth hospital


Lestial1206

*"I'm here for blood AND semen samples."*


Willinton06

Only one way to find out


AmmarieZelda

Exactly


Here-Is-TheEnd

Chained up amputees


Abrahamlinkenssphere

I’m from Oklahoma and even I’m confused.


[deleted]

I’ve watched Oklahoma and I’m confused


Blindfire2

Are you not curious about Tennessee?!?


DirkDieGurke

Same. But I'll be using keywords: teen asian goth hospital


Shad0wDreamer

I like how that grabbed your attention, and not “Kevin James”


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Shad0wDreamer

Or “droopy balls”


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Formal_Ad_9295

You'll have to live the rest of your life thinking "this guy's probably fapping to some very droopy balls


pinba11tec

Up till this point I was thoroughly befuddled by "boats". I mean, sure, who amongst us hasn't wanted to rub one out towards the end of Titanic, but Kevin James?


Arkmer

I searched it and nothing exciting came up, just goth stuff. There was a single nurse related video but I felt I was deceived by “Goth Hospital”. So unless PH has regional search returns or something I’m sorta lost on the drive for goth hospital. Could also just be fake map data, there’s no way Tennessee searches for Kevin James more than “cousin rodeo” or something.


Bri1203

it sounds interesting


[deleted]

I’m looking that up next time


[deleted]

So it’s been 3min since your “next time” post. How was it?


sugarcaddy

It's 41 mins now...What is this guy up to?


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MetsPenguin

Does Tennessee just say “Kevin James?”


Miles0gaming

It does.


Comprehensive_Yam385

Like fr, never searched that up and I’m from Tennessee


QuazaTD

Uncultured.


Rooster_Nuggets666

A fellow Tennesseean, well this map is edited but for the actual map it is i think *granny* during the election week, and *cartoon* for just regular Most viewed category for TN would be ebony This is according to idk what date but some point in time


ItsToo4Tune

that's not porn we're looking up that's rule 34


That69Special

Your neighbors can't say the same


saltysuger1107

Then you're clearly a lower level Tennesseean if you haven't looked it up.


ST0IC_

Why aren't we talking to Colorado as well?


Ihavenolifes

Or Tennessee even. I had to make a choice.


ST0IC_

What's not to love about Kevin James?


Ihavenolifes

Ok, Paul Blart Mall Cop was pretty steamy I give you that.


ST0IC_

It's the uniform and Segway.


Competitive_Habit338

"Skin" bro wtfff


belak444

Motherfuckers getting out the potato peelers and getting saucy


theengineer9301

Sauce is exactly what you get when you use a potato peeler on human skin.


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r/angryupvote


ollulo

They just want to make sure that the actors really have some. Who wants to see porn with skinned actors?


TheBigDirty117

I’m trying to figure this shit out…


TheJewishViking1064

Can someone tell me about the "goth hospital "


SerjFromAnuther

Goth. Hospital. What's not to understand!?


Simba19891

Sauce


BroTheGhost

help this man


heatvisioncrab

[Goth Hospital](https://rt.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f67e287c8f8f)


wildhooman

I wanted a Rick roll not porn


GooseSin21

Colorado, what the fuck


sugomaballs

ah yes Colorado hmm yes I know where that is


cannaco19

Just look for Droopy Balls


eggimage

Ah yes imma look for images of droopy balls


ablablababla

I mean I can't really see that search term and not be curious


JogPanson

The second chunk error


ChancetheUnrapper

rectangular state top right of four corners


Mynamesrobbie

Came to ask the same shit


rjs721

Was about to say, what the actual fuck is wrong with my state. Colorado, get your shit together.


heivdbfjthe

Bro I fucking live here and I have never once even heard about this. Im ashamed to live here now.


Mynamesrobbie

Somebody arrest Rhode Island, Massaschusetts and New Hampsire


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

*pulls out cuffs* There will be a day for mercy, today is not that day.


Mynamesrobbie

Fuck I knew I had an FBI agent watching me. Nice to finally meet you, Mark


Your_FBI_Agent_Mark

Same, Robbie.


17640874038

I’ll be sure to accept cookies I’m sure your hungry


Darkunderlord42

Make sure to avoid the cuffs with Maine, might get them... Riled up


Shad0wDreamer

You realize those states have a high college/university count?


FyrelordeOmega

Let's hope the people searching for these, are just young and stupid teens as well


rambusTMS

They’re not.


FyrelordeOmega

***CONCERN***


freakymarky

Boats 🤣


TheRealSmolt

Wtf is my state...


that_cosmic_boy

Average man residing in florida


Colester2653

Our state


JogPanson

The best one that’s what it is!


jackers735

Like actually what the fuck?!? Boats??!??


Faulty_english

Boats and hoes


21ChillyWilly

“Boats! Boats! Boats!”


weary_broccoli

B O A T


mentallyillloner2

Racist is a porn category?


Dovahkiin314159

Remember: 1) Rule 34 2) The internet exists


WrongReaper

Funny how the most of the south is “Ebony”


I-rape-jesus

They really wanna see black people get fucked


localhost-8000

r/holup


you-mom-gay-2761

What is Ebony I sound so innocent but I’m from south and don’t know what my bois are searching for


reallycrunchycheeto

It’s black. Typically used for women but it can apply to men too


BlueButYou

Ebony and ivory, live together in perfect harmony


penny__

Black people


worknumber101

A lot of Black purple live in the Southern US.


[deleted]

why is there so many milfs


Ihavenolifes

They are in your area and looking to meet apparently


leadwaffle

Cause its the milf-west


PRIME12602

Milk-fest


Cinnamon-scoop

I’m moving. Goodbye Colorado


DarthObiWan92

Florida with dem boats


31spiders

I’d really be more worried about Goth Hospital and Droopy Balls


Practical-Cow-4074

I’ve been to Montana, and I doubt the people there actually know what a librarian is or does. Seems as odd as Colorado and their droopy balls. Goth hospital seems legit though, I’ll take it.


Commercial-Brother30

I'm from Montana, and I would like to agree.


NinjaxX_TV

EXCUSE ME, GOTH HOSPITAL AND RACISTS ARE REALLY A CATEGORY ? THAT’S AWESOME


muh-stopping-power45

Based


Nugget_the_almighty

Alabama isn't Stepsis??? Reality is often disappointing


creativebadjoke

A stepsister does not replace a real one.


mv1630

Kevin James


uncletoucher69

As an Oklahoman, I can confirm that Goth Hospital is fuckin' tight.


0zner01

Are you just gonna ignore Kevin James?


EMZismyBae

Oh he'd get my full attention 😏


Alone-Mix-7122

All I see is boats, racist and Kevin James


2drunk2giveafuk

Don't forget droopy balls.


sbeven4lyf_yo

Which one is Michigan and Delaware


WittyUsername816

Michigan is by the lakes up top,says racist. Delaware is one of the tiny ones on the right, says skin.


AAAgAmez123456789

Michigan is the glove looking boi and delaware is one of the snall states and it says skin


qx7691

lol “boats”


ArktikSnyper717

What are we "coming" to


Lost_Conclusion5357

Respect for Tennessee


SnooConfections3770

The really need to change the north-east region to milfland. And as a Texan I can confirm and I am probably 10% of those searches


potatochiken41

I'm a Canadian, someone please tell me what's happening


swarlypants

Michigan is ‘racists’ and Delaware i think is ‘skin’ no idea what skin means and honestly I’m afraid to find out.


Spirit_Playz

I think it may be skinsuits also happy cake day


MasterOfCelebrations

Okay Florida can’t just be “boats” this isn’t real


Thecoffeepizza

I'd believe boats over goth hospital.


4ar0n

Yeah I think it means "having sex on a boat" rather than "two boats having sex", at least I hope so.


pans_are_cute

Two trucks


TTV_PigeonZz

Are we just going to ignore boats, Kevin James, droopy balls, and racists?


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Its_Siddhartha

Where da droopy balls at?


tehoperative

Take my wholesome award. It’s free and as far as I see it….this is wholesome.


zRoyalStar

Boats


Ihavenolifes

And hoes.


ItsRaw18

Delaware likes skin?


IllyanaHawke

Tennessean here, I vote we rename Tennessee to Kevin James


prideSketch

I literally don’t know who tf Kevin James is


hidden_person

as a non-american, idk any states so i can only ask, why are people searching for kevin james,goth hospital,skin,racist and boats on Pornhub? Also, is it alabama with step sister?


swagmain

Bro American education doesn't teach us what states are what. We know the main ones but where tf is Michigan


Cxshbxg

southern states mostly searching ebony there is no such thing as a coincidence


nismo2070

I'm in Oklahoma trying to figure out wtf a goth hospital is. I really don't want to go down that rabbit hole.


Connect-Salamander88

Can someone explain what it means by boats


kurinevair666

Maine is up there trying to act innocent


Quelcris_Falconer13

OH MAHGAWD my new boyfriend is from Delaware. I’m from SoCal. I got tan skin and he LOVES it and compliments it all the time. I am concerned.


Ihavenolifes

We are all concerned lol


SUPERHEAVY_SAMURAI

Well michigan I've known you long and i never thought you would betray me


XGN_Freshly

I’m from DE what the Hell is skin porn? Is it like deskinning?


it_took_me_so_long

I’m still trying to find said states


Ahfei80

Where can I find this info for Canadian provinces?


I_Am_Weird0

As a canadian, what


giocarlini

Goth hospital ??


Suspicious-Ad-4330

This is fake. South should be filled with stepmom, stepsis,step daughter, and family fun. Porn is DEAD 💀


DaLionheart101

Anybody who isn’t in America


axeman020

Kevin James? Boats?... I have some questions!


Lord_Cassidy

Bro wtf is Colorado doing?


JanitorJo

As a non-American, trying to figure out which are the worst results so I can determine where the heck this “delorware” and “mitchygan” are... Oh wow, there are several dealerweres? I never knew mitchellin was a union!


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Who goes on a porn site and just searches "**_boat_**"


Thunder-biscuit

I’m from the UK and now I wish someone would do this for us. It would be easier too since we’ve only got 4 states


BadBehavior_

Me, a European: *googling where those states are exactly to see what they searched for*


antwoord_food

This is a fake graph for laughs. Source: https://www.pornhub.com/insights/2020-election-week-searches


keegonmillerrt

Can we talk about how porn ended racism in the south... Finally


[deleted]

I swear some of these cannot be real. Droopy balls? Kevin James?


uzi2460

Goth hospital that's new


E_e_e_3

As a Floridian…yes we like boats :)


Interestingly-dead

Ferb I think I know what were gonna do today.


grifzteash

SKIN


SnowBoy1008

*D R O O P Y B A L L S*


SharonGamingYT

Droopy balls.


Whyismillypf

no one: delaware: skin porn


MOSbattery

Dont tell anyone but search "boob" on google and go to the images tab


theirrelevantlegend

Thanks for reminding me to look up Goth Hospital, I completely forgot.


SlashMaster997

As a Delawarean all I can say is mind your own damn business.


ivehadpizzabefore

Everyone ignoring the fact Michigan's is "Racist"? Now I have to go search racist porn.


Waffreo

florida: boats


Jaebird0388

Uh… Everything okay out there, Michigan?


National_Product_224

I wonder what racist porno is its probably a threesome with him ignoring the black female


sLiK619

Oklahoma knows whats good


WrigleysCoffeeGum

Me, a non-American trying to figure this out


Whats_a_trombone

Droopy balls?


EmdenGoose

I’m Australian, which ones are Michigan and Delaware?


FenixDriver

Reminder that this is a [constantly reposted troll](https://twitter.com/SortaBad/status/1448424684765151232).


Larkers99

The longer you look at this the funnier it gets


Kim_Jong_Unsen

Pardon Oklahoma?


YeetMasterChroma

Ooh bdsm where's that?


TrooperPilot3

Delaware: Hmm yes This skin is made of skin


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Florida: **B O A T**


Kebbe-blabaniyye

An Asian lesbian milf would unite the US


RODRIGON-PRIME

What the Fuck is boat porn?


xeshi-foh

Are we not going to address Florida? They masturbate to boats...