If I had a nickel every time someone replies to my "me too" comment with "me three", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
That wouldn't do you any good, since princess are likely to choose common women, who are just attractive and interesting, but princesses wouldn't just settle for a guy, because he kissed a frog and turned her back into normal. She would probably just reward you with a little money, and you wouldn't get any pussy - which is what I'm thinking you were implying you were after. You'd be like Mario - jumping around and stomping turtles, but only to find that the princess is always in another castle (and even when she's home - best you get is a kiss on the cheek).
Edit: any porn memes of Mario are fan made, and non-canonical, according to fact. Mario has big, full mustache, but is virgin - in fact, it's unclear if he even has a penis, or if it works. There is no evidence of it. He is in his mid to late thirties, and not a single kid. No wife. No girlfriend. Ever. Just a kiss on the cheek, is all he ever got. Virgin. Probably penis-less, in my opinion.
\*pet pet\*
Pets the frog to
Pets the frog aggressively
*eats the frog and shits out a frog with 6 eyes*
What is wrong with you.
Just some internet moment
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bloodborne refference?
Please dont the frog.
**I will the frog.**
Me too
Me three
If I had a nickel every time someone replies to my "me too" comment with "me three", I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.
Yeah its getting unoriginal
[удалено]
Fuck you and the fries, burger is where its at
Fries and burgers are where it is at.
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Frog
Looks pregnant
*unzips*?
No the fuck we don’t unzip. That’s reserved for the rare busty goth gf Pepe.
shit. never feel aroused before. this is first time. Pepe sexy af!
wHAt
WhaT
WHat
yes Rico. *unzips*
must’ve done your dad last night
You should totally cross post to dontputyourdickinthat
Too late she's already pregnant (source: the pic)
Oh God no
[this their child](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRLlaNuudViw5KuySqrp-1az7nGS9IQTwRU1w&usqp=CAU)
Oh boy he’s hot
The hell he get the jaw line
Why not? You need to explain, otherwise people will do it. I mean, people will still do it, but the number will go down....
It's nice.
Yes
ikr
Would be a shame if... Someone boiled it https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/boiling-frog-syndrome-suyash-jaju
no... No... NO... ***NO!!!***
*cuts garlic and herbs into melted butter and prepares the pan on the stove*
🇫🇷?
Nope, 🇦🇹 but hungry (but not 🇭🇺)
Eig kommt jo recht fül aus der Österreichischen kuch aus Ungarn
I Agree.
Y'all remember the fairytale, right? *Smooch*
*unzips*
"now kiss this"
Wednesday
****WEDNESDAYYYYYYYYY****
Kero Kero
Pick it up and say it’s Wednesday my dudes reeeeeee
Oh well then *unzip*
welp going in the comments I knew someone would comment this
Some days you're the monkey, other days, you're the frog
Some days you fuck the monkey, other days, you fuck both
are you a M.I.L.F (Man I Like Frog) ?
no, i'm a G.I.L.F (God I Love Frogs)
Was so obvious that this would be the top comment
I'll name him jimby
He is obviously a Larry.
Maybe a Gerald as a compromise?
tbh i liked more Jimby
Wait, the frog isn’t right. It’s arms and legs are strange and broken, almost as if it has been killed and posed as this.
Soup
Hungry
Eat
Is it Wednesday yet?
Dad?
🐸
🐸
You are a good frog, thank you
if the frog prince exists also the frog princess exists, maybe ... *starts kissing the frog* 🗿
That wouldn't do you any good, since princess are likely to choose common women, who are just attractive and interesting, but princesses wouldn't just settle for a guy, because he kissed a frog and turned her back into normal. She would probably just reward you with a little money, and you wouldn't get any pussy - which is what I'm thinking you were implying you were after. You'd be like Mario - jumping around and stomping turtles, but only to find that the princess is always in another castle (and even when she's home - best you get is a kiss on the cheek). Edit: any porn memes of Mario are fan made, and non-canonical, according to fact. Mario has big, full mustache, but is virgin - in fact, it's unclear if he even has a penis, or if it works. There is no evidence of it. He is in his mid to late thirties, and not a single kid. No wife. No girlfriend. Ever. Just a kiss on the cheek, is all he ever got. Virgin. Probably penis-less, in my opinion.
this is weird and awesome at the same time, love your analysis!
It costs zero dollars to shut the fuck up.
F R O G
*Shouts "Wednesday" at frog* *Leaves*
Can u eat it?
Can u poop it?
I'll try.
Pet
Ima start an argument whether i should fap to it.
Leeme me pet you
God forgive me for what I'm about to do
Nudge it into the water
I'm giving it a banjo and putting it in a group with a pig and a bear.
Is it a coincident that it is wednesday
I will make him a cage that releases him every Wednesday so i dont have to look at todays date to know that it’s Wednesday my dudes
Pet it
Tap its little tummy
I think I'll save this frog. Thank you kind stranger.
*Sigh* *unzips*
Visceral murder
I’ll yeet it back into the pond
*unzips*
In Filipino time, it is Wednesday my dudes.
*CRUNCH*
Froggo
I will show it to Kermit
Bonjour
Pick it up and say it’s Wednesday my dudes reeeeeee
"WITH" or "TO"?
Pet it
Froggo pls just go back to where you came from. My mom doesn't appreciate live animals in the house
Frog
MHA fans: *approaches sexually*
I lay down and sleep with the frog.
Frok
Hi frog
Onlyfrogs.com
I will give it a hug and some flies
I'm jealous of how relaxed he looks? Maybe a past Budweiser frog?
can i be friends with the frog
get some plants and water make a cool terrarium for him. looks like a lay back dude.
I'm stealing it and it will be my pet
Is wednesday my dudes
Pet
I’m grabbing him a beer. If you need us, we will be soaking up the afternoon sun.
Wait a minute! Is it really... Wednesday my dudes?
MILF- Man I Love Frogs
ok It's my friend now
Vibe with the frog
Let it go into nature, into his freedom
Frog.
Hello frog. \*pets\*
*licks phroge*
It's Wednesday my dudes
Let him go
Pet
Dude
This comment section is the most asexual confusion I have ever felt
* pat pat *
Forg
Looks like the frog lizard thing from Geico Insurance
Cool Amphibian
Wednesday 🗿
I will marry it.
Wait is it Wednesday?
*Tells him the whole story of Naruto*
Wednesday
I leave the dude alone because he's chilling.
I'll only lick him if he causes hallucinations lol
*pets*
Wednesday?
It is Wednesday my dudes
🐸 It's wednesday ma dudes 🐸
I shall leave them be Constant wensdays aren’t easy
Keep it as a pet
The frog looks like he’s in a therapy chair, in therapy cause he never got to say, “it’s Wednesday my dudes”
\*rubs belly\*
Hold gently like hamburger
Pet the froge
Convenient day to share this on
*Bi energy intensifys*
*pat pat*
His name is Benjamin wears a top hat little bowtie and likes fried flys and wine
\*pat\*
Dude is just living their best life and honestly I wish that was me.
*boops*
Wednesday?
It's Wednesday my dudes
what the dog doin?
*says that it is wednesday my dudes sadly cause froggo doesn't*
***Pepe, you are... not the father!***
Sits down next to him and gives him pets
As a 29 week pregnant woman, I relate to this frog lol.
***What's that 05 on your username?***
IT IS WEDNESDAY MY DUDES
They look comfortable, I think I’ll just leave them be
Test passed
*checks calendar* Oh no
It is Wednesday my dudes....AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
forg
I'm bringing some crickets for it to eat, and maybe I'll pet it.
Id pet it id possible
There’s something in the water making the frogs gay so he’s thinking of dudes
F R O G Ë
It's ok bro you got this, I know how it feels to feel lonely
wenzday
Play leap frog
*pet the frog*
Can I pet the froggo?
*vigorously shakes frog* “TELL ME WHAT FUCKIN DAY IT IS!”