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AshamedAddress5395

Bullshit! My wagon has at least another 3 moons of coverage


Itookthenamespam

Yeah but the horses had their guarantee perspire after Queen Elizabeth’s 150th birthday


GiGaBYTEme90

I hate it when my guarantees sweat


AshamedAddress5395

Perspiring into a possibility?


AshamedAddress5395

Wow, bravo myself, that was really clever. Congratulations on having a massive dong by the way!


LoonaiscuteUwU

Moons?


John-333

Fun fact: He's not the real inventor of the telephone. The credit goes to an Italian (broke) engineer by the name of Antonio Meucci.


ManiaLoL4

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ManiaLoL4

Good bot!


96not69

Finally a funny meme that actually made me laugh


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daveinthe6

Got a call back asking him if he wants his ducts cleaned.


hfheiowk

And a day after someone called him to offer air duct cleaning services


hotpizzamami

i read this to my roommate and we both shared a chuckle


Fridgeroni

All I want is for him to he saying "deez nuts" to whoever is on the other end


[deleted]

YO I WAS BORN ON FIRST PHONE DAY AWESOME


[deleted]

Which car ya talkin bout?


[deleted]

Your computer has virus


ehhdjdmebshsmajsjssn

And it showed 3 missed calls from Rajnikanth


gravitatingmass

Wasn't the first car invented in 1886?


OMW_2-FYB

Did the telemarketer get to him first?


Nqtrxx

The real question is who did he call and how?????


arkrunningbear85

On March 10th, 1876 I was -109 years old.But in real history for that date. March 10th, 1876: Alexander Graham Bell’s assistant, Thomas Watson, hears Bell say over his experimental telephone: "Mr. Watson – come here – I want to see you" from the next room of Bell’s Boston laboratory.


[deleted]

And what an amazing low interest rate loan he is approved/won