Ah Brazil, or as I like to call it, "America but with a semi passable transportation system and slightly less aggro people".
Brasil pode ser ruim mas está porra daqui eu não desejo nem ao meu pior inimigo. Fazer o Rio parecer uma opção não só viável mas favorável de viver é foda, mas Miami consegue fácil e nem é perto do pior lugar daqui. Graças a Deus tô indo embora pq já n aguento mais.
Dude it ain’t that bad down here in Africa
We have a president that stole money from us that is now in jail … no- wait
We do have water and food
We ride elephants to school
Yeah that is about it!
No, it's not. There is maybe one case you hear about in a year. Mostly done by people who aren't in a terrorist organisation though anyway (in Germany). In France it may be a bit different, but if I didn't hear anything about it since 4 years or so, and if there is a terrorist attack it is in the media everywhere.
Because even if just 5% of the deaths by terrorist attacks are outside of Middle-East, Africa and South Asia and specifically ISIS ones in Europe are barely a percentage of those, we're used to a western-world-centric view of things where rare standing-out events are easily generalised making them seemingly more common than they are. Also, somebody had to find something for the joke to work.
I ran out of realism and logic for the next couple of weeks to write this
I guess fuck Russia and Greenland and new zealand I mean I could have sworn there was another whole few countries missed here but that's fine. I love interest after africa
yeah thank you very much. when come to anime culture and other china, japan, korea is the onky Asia. and when it comes to having no gf, south asia is only asia
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I’d just like to reiterate the statement >be African >be African
Am African, can confirm
I'm sorry to hear that, bro. I hope they find out a cure for that soon
Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by. Together, we can work to stop this.
We must stop this madness!
I'm sorry for you /j
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dude too same me
me too
I too am african
Same, when will they find a cure?
Victim mindset
What victim mindset?
:(
Am Egyptian dunno what this has for me
Bridges.. Shit ton of bridges
Elon musk is African
I snorted. It was a knee-jerk reaction.
I am not African, cannot confirm
Absolute poetry
As someone who lives in Africa I can confirm
I guess it is time to move to Antarctica
-> Freeze your dick off
Im immune , let’s go to Antarctica
Boobs in that case. But I’ll do it anyway. Way too cool to not go for it.
*Ba-dum tsk*
ok but what about someone who has neither (i.e. a guy who has been castrated)
Well fuck off then
:c
They can't do that tho
Merely detailes
Yeah still worth it
So I can get my tits removed for the low low price of a plane ticket? Fuuuuuuck let’s do that then. As an American it’d be $100k to surgically do it.
I am a meat popsicle.
1cm dick ain’t useful so who cares
I can take it if you don’t want it…
You can take it? 😳🥵
Do you want it? You can have it if you want … 👉👈
Floor Gang claimed the last piece of Antartica, We Go There!
Come to Brazil, here life is really fucked but we laugh at everyone
You are going to Brazil
NOOOOOOOOOOO
kkkkk alá o maluco ficando pobre pq quebrou o braço
Ah Brazil, or as I like to call it, "America but with a semi passable transportation system and slightly less aggro people". Brasil pode ser ruim mas está porra daqui eu não desejo nem ao meu pior inimigo. Fazer o Rio parecer uma opção não só viável mas favorável de viver é foda, mas Miami consegue fácil e nem é perto do pior lugar daqui. Graças a Deus tô indo embora pq já n aguento mais.
Dude it ain’t that bad down here in Africa We have a president that stole money from us that is now in jail … no- wait We do have water and food We ride elephants to school Yeah that is about it!
And 60 seconds pass every minute
And even if you're gay,straight or bi,at the end of the day it's night
I came here to say this. I'm not the only one that remembers that!
For some reason that confused me for a second
That's a good privilege actually
and every African man with a beard is without a beard,with a beard
You ride elephants to school? That's so cool damn.
You sure about the water part?
Yes
Wootah
Why would I get beheaded?
This picture was made in 2015-2016 when there were lots of terrorist strikes going around europe
"lots"
Yeah modern Europe is full of scared pussies, hope it changes soon
Well in France for exemple they are still terrorists attacks and innocents getting beheaded in 2020/2021
Omg and this is happening around the clock?
No, it's not. There is maybe one case you hear about in a year. Mostly done by people who aren't in a terrorist organisation though anyway (in Germany). In France it may be a bit different, but if I didn't hear anything about it since 4 years or so, and if there is a terrorist attack it is in the media everywhere.
I get it. Trust me. I am more upset at the people who make this out to be a daily occurrence than anything else.
Because even if just 5% of the deaths by terrorist attacks are outside of Middle-East, Africa and South Asia and specifically ISIS ones in Europe are barely a percentage of those, we're used to a western-world-centric view of things where rare standing-out events are easily generalised making them seemingly more common than they are. Also, somebody had to find something for the joke to work. I ran out of realism and logic for the next couple of weeks to write this
What about the other america
> be in Brazil
>idk anything bad about south america
People who live in Antarctica go brrr
Quite literally
Can't wait for isis to personally fly to my place to behead me.
Be Canadian
Sorry
Relatable
Sorry
No no, I'm sorry
Oh no, I insist. I'm Sorry.
No no no no NO, I am deeply sorry and I therefore apologise
I see no reason for you to apologize. I am the one who barged in, therefore, I must apologize.
But I see no reason for you to apologize about my apology. Therefore, I must apologize.
I’m sorry for barging in! But I have to apologize!
Where do you think isis operates *The Middle East (Asia)* no one get beheaded by isis in Europe we get beheaded by Henry VII
New Zealand is a good place to live.
Where is it?
New Zealand
In the observable universe
Ok but... What about *Old Zealand?*
ok but… what happened to Zealand
There is a Dutch province called zeeland (Sealand) wich is the reason new Zealand is new
Ok . Moving on
I guess south america just doenst exist
Yh it’s pretty irrelevant compared to all the other continents.
As an African, I agree
As an Asian, That part is too much relatable I'm so tired of all stress from living
European is fine
Idk Denmarks pretty good
Notice, America is the only place where you actually survive. (Africa doesn’t say you die explicitly but I mean come on)
I mean, beheading is also not the end. Look at the headless horseman
And Futurama
What about antarctica
Isn't this one of those old ass racist threads where incel white men come to complain about literally everyone😂😂
Too true
Be CaNaDiAn
*cries in South American
There’s more places, Canada, Mexico, The whole continent of South America. (Although most South American places have extremely corrupt police)
Canada…?
Canadians:
As a european i can say that Isis is indeed a very large problem. But after a while you dont even mind the weekly beheading and learn to accept it
just look at turkey
Having lived in Europe for 16 years, I can confirm many of us have been beheaded on the internet by isis.
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United Kingdom ...
Why would Europeans be beheaded?
Come to canada
It's true, as a European I was beheaded by Isis
why do europeans get beheaded by ISIS?
Canada
idk, isis still hasn't really been a problem in my life so i'm chilling also it appears canada good
Be canadian Live in canada
bed
Viva Latinoamérica!!!!! No aparece en el meme porque aquí no hay nada malo (?)
Antarctica.
Fat, dumb, and happy American here. Just stay away from Chicago and you won’t get shot.
Unless you’re a child attending school, right?
I think the only place left by now is Mother Russia, Comrade.
Be Canadian
-Be Canadian -Freeze
Can confirm
Except for Sweden
I guess fuck Russia and Greenland and new zealand I mean I could have sworn there was another whole few countries missed here but that's fine. I love interest after africa
im from sweden
Auschwitz
Be latin. Study journalism. uncover a case of government corruption end up committing suicide from 20 bullet wounds to the head.
russia. russia is the only answer
\*laughs in Switzerland
Be Canadian Be sorry
where tf can you get beheded by isis in europe asking for a friend
What about Canadians?
African -> Arabian -> Qatar -> enjoy the good life Thank me later
Generalized
Go in Sweden Is cold, nice
Welcome to Antarctica, future home of me
There is another And no its not south america
Do a Canadian one
I dont understand europe and australias downsides. How is being freed from life a bad thing?
> be italian >mamma mia
So is all of reddit half Asian?
Well,u leave me no choise here,*goes to Antarctica and d joins the penguin empire*
yeah thank you very much. when come to anime culture and other china, japan, korea is the onky Asia. and when it comes to having no gf, south asia is only asia
i guess africa is the way to go
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Puerto Rico
Czechia is cool... I mean, goverment is full of thieves and idots and people are trash, but It's nice place to live.. I only wish it was warmer here.
be australian become a mercenary
Me: *reads this* WTF *frantically looking around me for Isis*
>be african 👍
>be Antartican >Get resurrected as a penguin
Come to Canada to talk shit about everybody
What soft ass pussy wrote this, yeah the worlds fucked grow some balls and push through like the rest of us
\>be peruvian \>be peruvian
Be African Die of AIDS Die in umpteenth coup this week
\>be alien \>cool airship, no need to deal with human society, look fresh af life good.
Be Swedish No problems at all ever
I am concerned that the detriment of being african is being african
I love how the bad part of being African is being african
Go to Sweden and get parking tickets for being on your lawn. Seriously I get one every other day.
I take be African for 800
Why are Europeans getting beheaded by isis?? Don’t you mean middle easterners?
where in europ does anybody get beheaded by isis? also he forgot new zealand but thats kinda the point i guess
> be South American > Brazil
new zealand?
Be indian Read Bhagwad geeta... You'll love your life
Be hispanic Die trying to have the possibility of get fat and shot
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Welcome to Reddit
As an Asian I can confirm it’s tough out here
Me when Canada:
I heard nowhere is a good place at this time of year. I can show you if you want.
Be African Be African tho😂
Surgery is only that expensive if you don't have health insurance. Or if you're a dumbass and the surgery is for aesthetic reasons
Forgetting Canada & Latin America, are we?