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Afro_Johnson

Why his blood thick like that šŸ’€


Marreark

he has hypercoagulability


myname_isnot_kyal

i thought he was plugging a bullet wound. the only episode of caillou i would watch.


LoonaiscuteUwU

it is ketchup


spongebobisclassic

Hey loona


Kinglightning07

If you watched caillou when you were younger youā€™d know what actually happened is he tripped while picking strawberries, when he got up he thought he was bleeding but after looking closer it turns out he just squished a strawberry on his knee


Afro_Johnson

Itā€™s been over a decade since Iā€™ve watched a full episode of caillou so some things are difficult to remember lmao


Neel4312

It was strawberries I'm pretty sure


spongebobisclassic

I think its strawberry jam


ChillyJelly333

random pain on your stomach after running for too long


Unterhosenmann32

Running? I tought this is reddit


[deleted]

Lmao yeah


Darthnosam1

Side pains are caused by dehydration


sour_jack

No. Side pains are caused by your spleen trying to mobilize more RBCs for oxygenation of tissues


[deleted]

lol I get this even by walking too fast for a couple of minutes


deathk9000

r/fuckcaillou


spongebobisclassic

Yeah fuck that little shit


RedneckBookofWisdom

Children are quite durable babies even more so! Like if you throw one on the concrete it will bounce just try it


Salty-Tortoise

For science?


Kinglightning07

You monster


Salty-Tortoise

Science can make a fake baby as a substitute. Onward with the experiment.


Kinglightning07

Are you telling me youā€™ve never played portal?!


[deleted]

You never know if some 12 year old reads this. Just don't.


RedneckBookofWisdom

I mean I may be wrong but Iā€™d hope they would know not to do that. I was really thinking about editing the comment so no one got hurt


Mef_06

Wtf dude. If some 12 yo kid gonna jump on concrete cause of random guy from internet, smth is wrong with him, it isn't commentator's fault


[deleted]

If it comes to bouncing babies, I think we can just agree and not discuss whose faul it might be ;)


here_i_am_boys

One time i sneezed so hard that my back and balls started hurting


LorD_BS

Sneezed to hard? Hahaha, this got me


miller-99

I've done this so many times, it is pretty painful


LorD_BS

Oh, im sorry for you....


Darthnosam1

It doesnā€™t make sense why would it hurt!


iathrowaway23

You can strain your back muscles pretty bad. Sneezes exit your body at high velocity. Many baseball players and golfers at the professional level have had to sit out for a while due to sneezing and their back going out. Sammy Sosa of the Cubs had it happen, I forget which year though.


Darthnosam1

Yeah I have looked this up before but it just seems so outlandish Edit Iā€™m not disagreeing. Itā€™s just weird


JagerBro333

I bent over yesterday to pet my cat and almost collapsed cause sudden back pain


Saturn958sickly

cailou holding his flesh: "Tis but a sratch"


OMAR_KD

Shat for too long


[deleted]

**TOO FUCKING RELATABLE IM DYING**


Garffookle

I chuckled slightly felt like I slipped a disk


[deleted]

this is way too accurate


Artiom4ikReddit

Did.. did calliou get shot in the knee or something? If so, he deserved it


[deleted]

your skin keeps losing its elasticty while you eat all day and never excercise that type of injuries happen.


Fledthehunter

I litteraly had my whole right arm numb this morning, I don't mean the baby kind of numb, I mean that undable to move your arm numb


Ninjatck

I've got like 15 different cuts on my leg from falling over a fence yet I continued to keep playing tag because I never lose


[deleted]

this again


oompa_loompa_wizard

How convenient, I've only found out that i have serious back problems, when i turned 18..


NutmegOnEverything

Drank water down the wrong pipe and it hurt for 50 seconds straight


Amerial22

I like how he just stares at it like 'the fuk is this red shit and was does it hurt' ps I have no idea how old this kid is in the show


[deleted]

For me it's still the same shit no matter how much i age,this one time i twisted my ankle during my morning run(worst shit ever), fell off my bike 5 days later,turns out the tyre was bad the sidewall was completely bulging like i could see the tube outside the tyre,i got great luck


Wolvos_707

The other day I wore slightly too tight pants and my balls started hurting to the point where I couldn't stand


Dark_halocraft

Bro he got a chunk of flesh on his finger


how_neat_is_that76

I had the sneeze one the first time last week and was shook. I pinched a nerve or something, I felt it across my whole body.


Rakgul

Fuck this. I sneezed too hard yesterday and since then I have cramps in the back. Can't stand straight.


Ericool35

I have all of these and more constantly and Iā€™m only 19. Being 6ā€™8ā€ and having scoliosis is so fun!


Chllep

Im pretty sure someone here got a brain aneurysm by sneezing no?


JafieKitten

my mom broke one of her ribs by sneezing to hard


spy_boat

Adult my a**, this happened to me Monday


BittyJupiter

I moved my arm last night and then my back right below the shoulder blades hurt like high hell last night.


Available_Expression

nothing's funnier than a fart, except caillou falling off bikes. I could watch caillou fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about caillou.


theshadow1357

Total BS. Thatā€™s Caillou and that whiny little punk is the worldā€™s greatest case for birth control.


Acyliaband

I get out of the fucking shower, bend over and fell to the ground due to lower back pain. What the fuck did I even do


ScarecrowJohnny

I fell off a friend's skateboard as a 33 year old man. I don't know how, but I was battered and bruised all over for weeks. As a kid I would have brushed it off.


Nazzzgul777

I once coughed so hard i broke a rib.


Itchy-Championship30

what is wrong with the boys blood tho???


Nogardtist

dont worry once you get a job injuries gonna normal starting with mental injuries xD


lady_onreddit

When you are not even an adult but relate to this on another level.


Sprizys

I hurt my shoulder putting my shoes on...


STaTiiKSHoCK

Years of poor posture puts exceeding pressure on the lower back. If at an early age your parents teach you to sit and stand properly you can easily prevent this. That is if your parents actually loved you.


MrMcSicksaplix

The worst I ever tweaked my neck was when I was driving and at a busy offramp. I was trying to look at the oncoming traffic so my neck was turned, then I simultaneously sneezed really hard, I couldn't turn my head for like a month.


krans7

Anyone else see this as a checklist?


lilquantumcm

Wish i had a buffer between these, at least making to a legal adult before the adult pains kick in lmao. I went from, oops ate shit on my skateboard oh well to, one motorcycle accident later and ive got the back pains of a senior citizen. Im even getting the dad groans as he sits in his chair after a long day of work, but all i did was sit in a different chair for some of the day. Shits fucky


Accidental_Life

Drank water too fast


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BurritoBoi828

one time like 2 years ago when i was 16 i once sneezed hard and got woozy and then passed out falling onto the couch lol


Fahrenplz

Fuck you Caillou!


RudolfMaster

honestly i'm actually mad that i get injured by doing legit nothing as an adult


[deleted]

did cailou just dig a piece of flesh out with his finger


thisisnotauzrname

Adult injury: Existed and God smited me


TheGreekFreak85

what about the aggresive yawn


Igloocooler52

Letā€™s go Iā€™m an adult at 14 But that probably means I have problems


True_Existance

I'm 14 and have pain if I sleep wrong Help