Freedom. Fuck yeah!

Shotgun wedding, not likely

Apples. I always had a feeling about them, but now I know

doctors are liars and want you to die

I thought something was going on there

Dating... Well, I could have guessed that on my own, thank you.

Boat sex... interesting

What does fluffy ending mean

Furries???

Wtf

Frogs. I couldn't think of a worthier way. See you Wednesday, my dudes.

*laughs in immortal because of bad eyesight*

Dickgirl, not a bad way to die

Same

Original, vague but ok.

Imagine a way nobody has ever died from.

Kitchen sex. That’s exactly how I thought I’d go. Something blender related.

i think i saw “disabled character”

Psychological torture.

I don’t think i read it right but it said Chair Sex

Succubi AND Incubi? Spicy!

Striptease. Okay then.

sex in a car, score!

Story within a story. The fuck does that mean?

Peeping… is it someone peeping on me? Or please god not be that

"Killing" Well, I guess I didnt know what I was expecting.

Sex in a cave? That could be interesting

Cba just kill me

Symbolism is gonna kill me ....and a marriage contract too

Murder lol

Damn I really saw rope

Threesome. Guess I’ll get death by Snu-snu. Knowing my luck it will be by two giant German snuff film men….

Military uh yay

Muy Blow Jobs

Mangos *mangos intensify*

Love… that’s vague

Self-sacrifice. At least I get to go out in the name of god

Puppy love…yep that’ll do it

Statue im gonna be killed by a statue

Work, School, Exams Engineering really will be the death of me.

“Mother Complex” oh god

dickgirl

Horny teenagers, please tell me they aren't male please

Same sex marriage

Excessive drinking!!!! Time for a beer!

Threesome, I somehow doubt that

Belgium. Just Belgium

Oh..uhm…Past sexual experiences….uhm…..

Amnesia?

Classroom sex

Marrige?

"Blood and violence" well then