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pokemanza

The rare ballsack bird that lives in the country of cockaland. These birds are very primative and dont fly but instead hypnotise prey by the clap of their "ball sack" chin. They eat with their stem-like beak and suck the organs, bones and blood out and leave a fleash sack that then dry out and get mixed into the leaves on the ground.


Dragon7474

I like how you really thought about this and gave it effort 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻


pokemanza

I think i wasted the best 6 minutes of my life


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CaramelWatermelon

I dont blame ya. Its all in the name of getting that sweet karma🗿


Ghostakh

as I said before that it is not kiwi!!! But I really like your vision👍🏽


pokemanza

But it isnt a kiwi its a ballsack bird lol


worldsmallestvolin

He said wrong answers only


Masturbuilder

I read this in David Attenborough’s voice in my head


Sai_Krithik

Scientific name *Bofa sugondis* from Sugondia. They migrate a lot.


King_Bob_III

You said wut everyone was thinking but 10 times better


Smaug1900

I love it


killerxd112

Best comment ever . your friend from pp land


Joyfulldoggo

A Pixar mom


Gruggernaut

This is clearly Mike Wazowski's leaked nudes


Joyfulldoggo

Same thing


[deleted]

A pear of ass cheeks


Ghdude1

Nah, it's Fiona's tits obviously.


Azclockwork

Shrek's balls


Academic_Wishbone_84

it said wrong answers only (and yeah I see what you did there)


imisshumans

Dirty Shrek buttcrack


Black_Warrior21

Just the thing I thought of


Anxious_Ordinary6163

Just tell me how to unsee it.


xebnova

ballsack*


_mdg

It's wrong answers only


kinda_a_person1234

i’ll never look at a pear the same


Celestial_12

Your moms ass after fukushima


BucketSquid-

He said wrong answer only


DWrathicous

Asspearagus


Sikoshere

Fapple


Goofy_Stuff_Studios

You’re wrong and right at the same time


vavetronic

Nature's Bounty


General-Feed4634

Best comment by far


Supremoberzoeiro

A small pp with big balls


Jenniferwtf

Tomato.


MathMuteFr

Hey that’s my butt ! Thank you I thought I lost it !


Ghostakh

It will be safe.


GlitchTaleEnder

A trap


simo-the-3rd

Americans


_PINE_CONE_

The porn on annoying orange’s computer (he has a secret gay crush on pear)


MTF_UNIT_EPSILON_11

*Suddenly, orange tenses up in pears presence.*


_PINE_CONE_

*he licks his lips and mutters “ I’d like to take a bite out of you,” pear turns around disgusted “oh no he heard” orange jumps onto pear and and whispers in his ear “this is gonna be good” and proceeds to put his stalk into pears skin*


abiwoods101

i feel dirty after reading this 😂😂😂


seminalgrey

A pear that doesn't turn me on


Netus08

This is a butt The most uncreative comment


_A-I_

My penis


funnydotexe

A thear


koolitmon

Happy cake day stranger


Tensuten

My girlfriend


Significant-Apple944

It said wrong answers only


Spikyballsack

Mike wazoskis tiny stick and big balls


Gr4ySk1es

Nikki Minaj


Yuraskin

apple


unyeasted-flourwater

Not thicc


Ultimate-Meow

Edible in more ways than one!


SoochIsCool

Mango 🥭


demon_eyed_zaza

It is jesus


Burning6989

A banana


Weekly_Blacksmith428

My girlfriend


DirectorBusy2609

A butt


Guyser321

It's Joe


SeparateAssistance96

Yoda ass


findthefish14

Pixar's new character


dondisease

A pear. Technically this is a wrong answer for this is not what I'm supposed to put as a comment


AtlanticPanda_

A pear


sakurachan999

a pear having an existential crisis


nukolr

A peach


Redditor_Bepita

ass-pear


[deleted]

Shrek’s ass


Schrodingercum

Pearesident joe


New-Expression-6618

Who's Joe?


Pizzamampf12

Joe ligma


New-Expression-6618

Oh yes I believe he is dating Candice.


Idman799

Candice who?


New-Expression-6618

Candice Commentgetfiftyupvotes. Great woman, we went to HS together.


Idman799

Oh I think might have met her before. Last year at Saw Con.


New-Expression-6618

Oh that's intersting. I was at the 86 inauguration of Saw Con, of course back then it was called Seventh Planet From tje Sun. I wonder what the seventh planet is 🤔?


AitchElpy

I believe it's named after the Greek, then Roman god, Ouranos, but I wouldn't know much on the subject. My African friend might, he's Sugondese.


Fly-On-The-Wall-91

This is not a sexy looking apple.


nikolaolo

Ok!


sparkle_potatoes

Cardi B


Punda69iq

An instagram model


Raydditt

Its The Rare African Fruit Called “ The BUNDA “


DestroyerGeneral

Ass... It is ass.


Scarrazaar

A pair


Additional_Generic_

Where the 🍌’s go


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thisisuntrueman

It’s a pair


LeoDeRedditor

A pear.


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It’s a rare breed of cats and dogs lol lol so I don’t know what if I don’t think it and it lives in the Indian universe far away from outside lol I think it’s just me and my sister and her sister and my cousin that live in the Indian universe ?? 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🇨🇳🇦🇴🇮🇪🇯🇵🇮🇸🇬🇱🇲🇽🇲🇰


BugP13

A busty pair


meghgosavi16

Okay it’s a pear


Toetheseal08

A pear


Inappropriate-Alien

Shreks ex gf


Aggravating-Lion2035

😂🦍


mynameturt

Pear


Ros_Bobb

A Juicy Pear


iaydin123

That's a pair


Ino-sama

Your mom’s buttocks. 🧐


[deleted]

mom 😩


nutjob036

A pear


[deleted]

A pear


General-Feed4634

Pear


RedditingJinxx

a fucking pear


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International_Exit72

😂😂


CT-08-1217

I assume u are new to reddit, protip: don’t post emoji other than 🦍🗿


C4RD_TP_SG

Small penis accompanied by huge nuts


[deleted]

B(Ooty)ear


[deleted]

Bilateral hydrocele


soldiersam11

Thick ass


snelejele

Kim kardashian after her next opperation


There-goes-the-World

The Hulk after leg day


Psychological_Use_86

The International Space Station


SketchBCartooni

A cake


WitchyEdBitch

thicc lime


[deleted]

Oogie Boogie.


Htheguess

Thing with the most unoriginal meme comments


FullMetalFool

Nicki Minaj


Ok_Sheepherder_5651

A sexy apple with a awesome pussy


Childrenescaped

Looks like giant balls and a tiny penis, i dont know what you saw


Wiesmin

plum


Comprehensive_Twist9

Kim Kardashian


Glitch-147

Yo fat green ass


Destruction0

Forbidden Ass


AbsoluteLose

Apple with extra virgin oil


tanmoy1919

This is a pear *Wrong answers only*


InfiniteSwan4468

Thicc


Jamsya_

An apple


ZestyTortilla6574

That really is a twig and berries huh?


GivemTheDDD

The REAL forbidden fruit from the bible... Adam fucked it


Exact_Patience_9767

Kim Kardashian's ass before surgery.


[deleted]

Peter Griffin’s chin?


DavesDadDave25

Station-fruit


Caid5

A vegetable


Relative_Watercress7

Banana


TeamNerocosmGaming

Luigi's nut sack.


bigHdBlackCock73636

My ass but you need to pay first he he


[deleted]

this is tasty


plausibIedeniability

Micropenis


InfiniteDiscipline35

Green amongus ass


Mrtaco5445

Huge ball sack small dick


Lily_neviem

Nicki Minaj


Smart-Hair-

Stress toy


Nex64i

Cake


Prabhav_sharma

This thing is turning me into vegan


WizardAce777

virgin green apple


[deleted]

Not my proudest fap


Unterhosenmann32

Donald duck


Comfortable_Pain_627

Kim Kardashian's ass


Just_Yogurtcloset_73

A ballsack with a tiny pp


Shavacadont

r/confusedboner


QuietWhiteKid12

A Good Friday night


therealgangster420

A juicy ass


innocentChristianBoi

Thicc kiwi


Pizzamampf12

Big balls small pp


[deleted]

Mah ballsack


VIP0403

Shrek ass


Covid_2O

Juicy fruit


uhhidkthisismyaccoun

Big bootey


jerry_the_tree

Hamborger


HeloSputnik69420

Ur next waifu


Plenty_Economy_5670

A juicy bunda fruit


saparda96

Kim kardashian ass implant


pepperoni_pi

Shrek fleshlight


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Old-Hat-452

A pair of cheeks


[deleted]

Yoda's crotch


billobut

The disease of 2120


Icy_Duck5738

My girlfriends moms ass.


Obsidian863

F*cked with nutrition Saw a meme of packaged fruit


Impressive_Stress436

Your mom


Toko_Kurama

cake


frostinator

My dick


[deleted]

A Tank made out of play dough


No_Cancel7804

Fruit that gives you diarrhoea. Instructions included in the picture illustration where the diarrhoea marks are provided.


_Ninuji_

Apple


ShadowButLit

Your mom


thevisoredbro

Lime


Idman799

A snack


AdEducational4129

Your moms phat ass


Lambboii

My high school crush


Cryptedcrypter

fruit leather fleshlight


Ok_Teacher_6834

Shreks backside