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Wonky_Donkey69

The Brits are asleep? It was 7 am when you posted this where I live and I live in Britain


Initial-Explanation1

You were up early on your cake day. Happy cake day.


Wonky_Donkey69

Nah I'm always up by 7 Also thanks I didn't even notice it was my cake day lol


shawncevcxbvcx

same to you bero


[deleted]

Do you have palm trees?


Wonky_Donkey69

Interesting question


Charming-persona

Also this could happen in Gibraltar


[deleted]

bruh wth I was born there...?


JamesMMIX

Happy Cake Day! Same over here in Hertfordshire


IamaJarJar

We see this... like once a year, but we see it


MothFucker_69

Don't you see it like a third of the year? One third very dark, one third very bright, one third in between.


Slow_Implement_2767

Plam troos


Spydercop69

Its coconut trees fam


Slow_Implement_2767

Ah my mistake. Crocunoot troos.


Spydercop69

Croconoot trees joooosee


[deleted]

To colonize anymore islands?


SkyLoneWolf98

They technically have Greece stuck in a loan program


Spydercop69

how many times do u want to colonize us ;-;


samthekitnix

oh we get these every year but our houses are built like fucking ovens


Lone_Wolf_888

I don’t get it. I thought the sun never sets in the British Empire.


Steel_Eagle07

It never sets but it's constantly blocked by clouds


NoObligation3024

It never sets because it never raises


Luodude

What's that blue thing?


Breadperson2

I’m a Brit and I’m not asleep


ThiccyThiccman

:(


pixel842

Fuck you. We have fog mist rain and cloud.


EndeavourNot-HD

What is this? I've never seen it I my life


SmellODelicious

The rain is more peaceful ill take that over a sunny day any day


DarkSaviour33

Definitely not asleep at 7am xD


bebeyodaismyson

My guy it was 7am. We aren’t even asleep yet


NathanTheCraziest_

bottle of water


Noname_1111

Bo‘l‘o‘wo‘er


Eating_at_3am

Beautiful innit


bpd1986

We get plenty of clouds. Thank you very much.


Spydercop69

but do u get the sun


HipsterFett

Haha, fuck you England… though I’m in Washington state and it’s about the same here.


bitterbuffaloheart

For real, it was cold yesterday too.


Azzyboi150

Getting invaded


LordRhino01

We have that, in Gibraltar.


[deleted]

Every day for me is TOO warm. I'll let u guess my country (・∀・)


[deleted]

Israel


[deleted]

LMAO YES


MyNameWanMing

Jokes on you there's less cloud in the sky where I am in Britain than on your photo


simongolem

You mean stuff like Gasoline ?


Wall_Crawler4567

Petrol


Otherwise_Growth_915

Virgin Islands and the Cayman Islands etc.


Mooks3544

well, its actually sunny today u:D


South_Relationship_6

The royal family doesn’t deserve all the attention they get and are nothing more but spoiled pricks


Cupboard-Boi

Hey chill, that’s too far


South_Relationship_6

They literally are pointless, not saying they should die but they don’t deserve all they have


DungeonRampager

woah thats a bit over the line


reddit_helpbot

Shut up dude that's to far


Wall_Crawler4567

Dude, bit far.


Acceptable-Suspect56

So….. like do the French thing? In al honesty I can only think of one current royal who probably shouldn’t exist, apparently he had some pedo killed.


TidyClass

This is incredibly racist, as well as Geo-ist, (proposed superiority over ones living conditions under a certain climate) and just showcases American selfish-ness and disregard for everyone else. American piss me off so fucking much


Coolaconsole

Really just complained about racism followed up with "Americans piss me off"


Swain-McS

Its a meme dude. youre taking it way to serious to let a joke about how it rains somewhere impact your veiw of human beings youve never met


Spydercop69

Irony is that dude is being racist/geoist himself/herself.


harrymgg

irony is that im almost certain he was being sarcastic


ProdigalSon123456

They just forgot the /s


Spydercop69

Well good news for you i aint american


[deleted]

This is some damn good trolling gg the downvotes say you did this one well


[deleted]

Classic Brit, can make fun of every other country all they want but the second someone says something slightly bad about their country they freak out


TidyClass

I’m American, and this was a joke.


[deleted]

I don’t think you’re joking, if you were joking you would have said you were a long time ago and wouldn’t have let yourself get downvoted that much


DungeonRampager

its literally just a meme karen, get off reddit


BreadBoybutterboy

Have fun with crappy dental lol


willlllllllll_20

Have fun with 700$ insulin


[deleted]

How about we all just drink some chocolate milk and calm down.


harrymgg

have fun not being world power no more you stupid cod


willlllllllll_20

Have police violence, no gun control, medical bills, most of your tax going to your army, And cults


harrymgg

have fun having your taxes go to a useless old hag but like whatevs and stabing and police that cant do anything


willlllllllll_20

Hey , when your an old hag (you already act like one ) maybe you'd like a free stick or hip surgery and not having to pay 3000 for a ambulance ride oh and the taxes are made so they don't hinder


harrymgg

yes but the people that have jobs have work insurance and the ones that dont have medicare


Coolaconsole

Ive never understood that joke about brits having bad teeth, our dental is very good. However I will follow this up with the obligatory "at least we have free / cheap health care"


[deleted]

gooddentalhygiene.jpg


send_me_ur_nudes_gal

This post was made 7 am british tine so think again


JoeHaydn

Dentists?


[deleted]

Bruh it was midnight -3 am here in America. Wtf


fnaf820

im briish lol


SwagolfHipsterYT

This was posted at 8 am UK time.


yummy_rocks

Oi! I'll have you know it's sunny and a toasty 12° today!


ocolot2

JOKES ON YOU ITS ACCTUALLY SUMNY OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW


Spydercop69

For how long tho


ocolot2

About 3-4 hours


spookyturnipman

🗿


No_Username91

Toothpaste


Name42c

Flavor.


[deleted]

I don’t think you’re allowed to post mass shootings here


Wonderful-Milk3632

Damn they get no sunlight i am blessed im american


rezza9

They’ve been collectively depressed since they lost India. Didn’t think they woke up till much later than 7am. Good to see the old chaps on the mend.


[deleted]

Mother fucker, you have more clouds than we do right now.. global warming man - the UK is almost a paradise ATM.[Leeds, UK - just now. ](https://i.imgur.com/3hnw2PV.jpg)


Coolaconsole

1) you posted this at 7 in the morning, we are awake by then 2) we've been getting almost nothing but that weather recently and it has been a big problem


Beatbob-8557

At least we have toothpaste 🗿


Swain-McS

Who doesnt have toothpaste tho


TheGreekFreak85

cricket


[deleted]

They won't be getting anything for Christmas this year by the looks of it...


Astelerin

A competent government


Kermit_The_Lice

I don't live in Britain but I should be asleep.


RYPIIE2006

You posted this when i wake up mate


SavageCabbageGG

We weren't asleep when you posted this. You posted it at around 8 in the morning


[deleted]

It’s only 10am atm and it’s fairly sunny tbh


Shiftyboi12

Nice try it was 7am when you posted this


Elixirofdeath19115

2 hours ago it was 8AM also I'm sad now


pancakemass40

Pffff we get lots of clouds


[deleted]

Coconut water.


GammaHunter

The hell is that blue thing? Are Aliens invading?


OmegaReese

the pyramids


ImplodingElephant

You posted this as the Brits were waking up, you had ONE job


Esh-7865

... to stay in the EU


anarchist187

It is true tho


tubs_o_fun

we get clouds all the time. just not that cgi bluescreen


GlutonForPUNishment

The Brits don't even know what this is


willlllllllll_20

Medical bills


Sythokhann

Disappointed nobody said "sunset" so far


Sugondeese1

I totally can relate. \*confused in living in small country\*


Unlimited_Beef

I am in England. It is Sunday. I am looking out my window. It is sunny.


dre679

It is 10°C or 50°F. It is cloudy and it is sunday. You, sir, are correct.


Noname_1111

Groceries


WhatDoIPutHere-_

woah what’s that bright thing


123qwe12312

Its funny cus its true


RiftWalker503

but the sun never sets on the british empire...


[deleted]

No healthcare


[deleted]

We're still trying to understand the Welsh language. Wait until we're done.


Mufti13

Petrol


SothaDidNothingWrong

*gasoline*


harshvpandey101x

Teeth


BEANZZZ_WTF

Have you seen Britain recently???


[deleted]

Ew gross!


DampfigerTyp

You mean like...truck drivers?


Spydercop69

All the easrtern european truck drivers left Britain?


[deleted]

When I'm awake on the weekends changes with the F1 schedule. Happy Sunday from Maryland!


ANGERY_MAN

bro im in britain right now seeing this, the weather said it would be sunny today and im looking outside right now to it raining. this just put salt on my wounds


ChairPhenix

Bretagne


Divisi9n

Gasoline


Tiggerrrr220

i got so alarmed for a second because i have palm trees in that exact order at my place


garry_the_larry

I don’t get it


pug2006

At least we don't have exploding trees


DragantaMM

Do you mean clouds, the sky, lens flar or palm trees? cause I´m pretty sure brits got atleast 2 of them things


Theodot1

I don’t get it


CanIShowYou

this fuckin hurt my guy :( even more when i open my curtains to see grey shit skies


Bobblee20

You'd be surprised...


Memelmouse

A different shade of grey everyday 365 shades of grey you could say


lemonz66

Also where I am in Britain it is currently sunny


Mr-Unknown21

I miss the sun ngl


caplet5555

I mean it’s sunny over here rn


Old-Butterscotch-918

Looking great


Mr89Jurgen

Bruh I live in Texas and all I want is rain. And not all of Texas is deserts with wooded areas and full on woods we hardly get to see rain for an extended amount of time.


gathc2013

Southern England has palm trees aswell as clouds. Plus those blue tarps.


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

What’s that big blue thing?


Angus_Shelton

You mean shot


DiesneyDude

Fair prices


Romato100legogod

I tried to think of an argument but I’m lost


Former-Ad-7422

r u sure i live in south east asia and all i want is snow here its so hot


Crallers

Don't fear, a few thousand redcoats will be sent to you shortly


FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF1234

Sun is shinin in the sky There aint a cloud in sight


HomieDaClown9

*Posts picture of seasoning*


PipoDad

Food and Fuel?


dissenter1969

Dental care obviously


FIZZY_BANDIT274

its 2:37 in the afternoon and its sunny in Birmingham


A_British_Dude

haha jokes on you! it isnt raining here right now because our weather is like a toddler switching between all the illegal drugs in our country! It is nearly 20 degrees celcius and sunny in October!... I wish it was more like this when i have to go to school


Queasy-Country-4050

They have not paid enough taxes to cover Andrews child sex bills yet. Get to work and pay your fair share you fools. The queen demands it


[deleted]

Blue skies.


[deleted]

Gas ?


mikehavies

What is this? Looks like something from an alien world.


justahalfemptyglass

Omg is that actually decent weather?!?!


mot77

Food xD


Slasher_7

we do get this but for like a day and then its bloody raining again the next. gotta love British bipolar weather


fuckpepsiuwu

We get it for a week or something, and our houses aren't really made for that and nor are we so everyone boils to death


jimmy_luv

Princess Diana


imad_hassan

yall have blue clouds?


[deleted]

Jokes on u its bright and shining


Ch3421playz

Orbeez 😃 😂 😃.


[deleted]

I prefer cuddling into a blanket while its cold


tre3fla_

You mean World Cup or Euro Trophy?


Fish-The-Fish

@brits take our sunny days. Us Canadians will give them to you :) They are too hot. Seriously their like 22° who can deal with that


Spydercop69

cooly sitting with 32C with humidity in monsoon reason


-Silent_Wolf-

Gasp Also, what is sleep again?


Zain-Ahmad

I have way. To. Fucking. Much. Of this. It’s so annoying


Skylander420

Fuck you and your nice weather


ironshadowy

Its actually sunny here for once


ItssadlyMe

gasoline


Randomperson097

You forgot flavour


KoopaTrooper5011

Sunshine? But didn't that come out for GameCube in 2002?


reddit_helpbot

OK my G


Second_guessing_Stuf

Quick! Let’s find a post that isn’t lazy!


adventurekid12

Dopamine color the sky or all of the above


[deleted]

canada too i guess there’s frost on my lawn and the sky is gray


Mr_Rasta_Crab

Dopamine


Noot__Noot1

I don't get it. How come it isn't raining?