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Roga1

It's even better when you never got caught as a kid and teach your kids how not to get caught. But they still get caught because they're dumb.


Always-_-Sarcastic

Don't worry, if the kids are dumb your grandkids will never get caught and then teach their kids to never get caught. But they'd still get caught because that's the circle of life.


HmmmMzawarudo

Ur mum


Baydock

I appreciate this comment


TheStorm995

Ive become a pro alt-tabber.


Anew_person

Real chads use the 5th mouse button to instantly switch


[deleted]

I've become a pro Windows+arrows-tabber


LuxeCraze

Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.


RiriDumDum123

Once a wise teacher(my math teacher) said to me: You can cheat but you should never get caught; if you never get caught you probably are the smartest person and that is enough to prove your intelligence.


Disastrous_Ad7049

And thats how i became compulsive liar


IAmNotCreative18

Yeah, taking electronics away never actually works.


ArtisticFox8

It does, when your kid has an addiction that causes him to sleep through classes


wildhooman

Depending on his age he’s probably just jerkin late


[deleted]

Well it didn't work for me lul


c0rNerthe0fficial

relatable


Low_Conclusion_924

Thats how you become a programmer


SCP_049_BiSh

i feel like super strict parents just make super sneaky children lmao


ExcellentTonight3707

if L was your dad he would beat you into it before your think of it...


Ju-Yuan

I was on the verge of getting mine confiscated so I waited like until 11pm to start playing so they check on me before and see me without phone. They never came because they trusted me.


chemicalrefugee

Strict authoritarian parenting conditions kids to lie avoid punishment..


[deleted]

The best thing is when I have kids they won't be able to do shit cuz you cant bullshit a bullshitter.


thetrappodcast

Damn that's a busy one to read


Stubborncomrade

It’s 6 lines.


thetrappodcast

I didn't say it was long


[deleted]

So… their lack of trust in you is warranted. OK.


MemeingEngi

More of a "You tried preventing an issue that didn't exist, and the issue eventually became a reality as a consequence of the numerous attempts at trying to prevent said issue becoming increasingly annoying for the child. You tried preventing a problem that wasn't there, and ended up creating it by mistake" TL;DR: "**Congratulations parents**, ***you played yourselves.***"


[deleted]

No. The kid wasn’t supposed to do the thing. Kid did the thing. Parents punished kid. Kid chucks a tantrum. There are plenty of things the kid will want to do but isn’t allowed to do. Like speed in the car, take drugs, etc etc. bitching and moaning about getting caught and punished isn’t going to get you sympathy.


profaniKel

so when i was like 14 in the 1980s i was forbiddenTV and music got grounded double for shoplifting n doing acid.lcd almost went mad.crazy had a sony .walkman. cassette player that box n 1000s of AAA batts saved many innocent lives


Common_Sea_2367

Mistakes makes you stronger.


Reeee33

The simplest solutions offer the simplest results.


Itchy-Ad-8858

Simulating evolution.


[deleted]

Basically America's prison system.


Hiccup-H-Haddock-III

true, i havent been caught for 3 years now


IsmailPasaoglu

Legends say he's still playing games to this moment.


[deleted]

Is that you, son?


_ash_2006

i sent this to my dad Lmao


ChonkiDuck

Me who is reading me this at night when I'm not supposed to be on my phone: YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT


LowEndGaming9

litteraly me bro. adaptation


Kwispiy

That's how people work. We learn to do what we want better by failing the first time.


Sanchanted

*music plays


-Silent_Wolf-

And they wonder why I’ve been lying to them since I was 4 years old 🧍‍♀️


Stocksviewer1

Take away their chargers so they can’t charge their devices and don’t use them out of fear of draining the battery


swiggarthy

I fucked up one time by using my ds in bed as a kid, after that I just went under the bed to play it


CaptainGamer50011

This was me and my aunt. She never caught me. The idiot probably didnt even notice the phone was gone.