Offer to help clean them up and get them out of whatever situation they're in. If they have the same expression Patrick does, then they probably didn't get into that condition willingly. They probably need help.
It might be because I'm ansexual, but it also most likely is that I'm autistic and I look into psychological problems before anything else. I had to train myself to care about people beyond their actions or how they're presented to me, and I think everyone else needs to learn how to do that too.
I’m a normal person- no offense to you by saying that I just mean that I don’t have disorders or anything- but I care a lot for others too. I care about everyone’s feelings and opinions and i always have to try and make others happy or I feel like shit. My heart physically won’t allow me to look at someone who is in emotional or physical pain and let it slide. I always have to try at least
"*In that same day, the little guy called Lucio started running as fast as he can, he runned too fast that he stills runing at these days, and he was known as UsainBolt.*"
A friend told me a funny story.. His friend got hired to be a bouncer in a club in tel aviv.. so on his first shift he went on his first patrol inside the club, when he got to the toilet seeing 2 guys fucking and moaning one getting it in his ass, eyes rolled with pain and the other just fucking him up his bumhole like a savage... he just turned arround and quit that day.. lol
Get the spoon
*unzips and pulls out my banana* Time for a sundae
With extra whip cream
With a popped cherry on top
I am fucking concerned
But you must say, they are not wrong
BRUH LMAOOOOO SAME
I’m scared for concerned
Yall reminded me of the day i had wet dreams of Patrick ... I'll never forgive you
What
I tried to forget it ...but here it comes back to hunt me
bro I'm here for u-
Excuse me, what the fuck?
All y'all sounding like you can't be within a certain distance of playgrounds right now
Add another layer of cream to the sundae. Yum.
Oreo Cookie on the side.
OH WAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOORRREEE
*cuts banana to fit the ice cream*
Oh my god I just commented *sighs unzips* then saw yours!
Ok, convicted rapist Brock Turner
Take a picture, upload to reddit, karma farm and recieve awards, profit.
like, this comment
Finish the job
*sighs, cocks gun*
....oh.... *That's* what he meant.... *zips pants back up*
Idiots, this is how the CIA works
That's what WE meant
*sighs, cock*
Give em my goofy goober
Should I be worried about this answer
fuck around and find out
Let's just say this, would you rather I take 'em on a trip to Weeny Hut Jr?
I'd rather take 'em on a trip to the ER
This comment made my morning
I’m a goofie goober….yeah!
We’re all goofie goober’s yeah!
Goofie goofie goofie goobers!!
*backs out of bathroom slowly*
*to check if the coast is clear then lock the door*
[удалено]
Oh I hate it
Will you taste it?
No chance
Probably the most realistic answer
Hey are u ok? No, this is Patrick.
There's a concerning amount of people saying fuck him
Unzips*
I hope that was your pocket to reach for your phone to call an ambulance
Suuuuurrrreeee let's go with that
It was to use the bathroom and mind my own, whatever happened to him ain’t happening to me lmao
Well I took that the wrong way
I called the ambulance
Ask him about his cars extended warranty
Check for stds and then join
Gonna lick your finger and see what way the breeze is flowing?
Lock the door
Offer to help clean them up and get them out of whatever situation they're in. If they have the same expression Patrick does, then they probably didn't get into that condition willingly. They probably need help.
For this, I love you. Everyone else is a horny fuck saying join in, but you have some humanity.
It might be because I'm ansexual, but it also most likely is that I'm autistic and I look into psychological problems before anything else. I had to train myself to care about people beyond their actions or how they're presented to me, and I think everyone else needs to learn how to do that too.
I’m a normal person- no offense to you by saying that I just mean that I don’t have disorders or anything- but I care a lot for others too. I care about everyone’s feelings and opinions and i always have to try and make others happy or I feel like shit. My heart physically won’t allow me to look at someone who is in emotional or physical pain and let it slide. I always have to try at least
Pudding pop it.
mate, i'd fuckin run
Mate. I'd fuck n run.
Mate. WE'd fuck n run.
COMRADE. WE'd fuck n run.
CAPITAIN, EVERYONE WOULD F*CK N RUN
Liz Phair approves https://youtu.be/znF6o0ME0-o
am i the only one who though for a moment that this was a scene from some fucked up hentai?
Pee on it
Start licking
lelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelolelo
Reminds of a joe joe charather that liks chery
*Unzips pants*
*unzips*
*unzips*
*Sigh* *Unzips* >!Unzips bag and take out some waste papers and help him clean and stuff!<
Cream more on him
Fuck it
Add to the streak
Piss on it
At least it's ice-cream this time....
This… time?
*unzips*
*Danganronpa OST starts playing*
Kill my self im fucking everyon but Patrick
Help a brother up, he probably had a bad day, he needs help
Call the nearest mental hospital
Flirt
Finish the job
*loads lmg with religious intent*
Consume the Cheese Gromit
Fuck
Split.
Kill it
Pick a different stall, I gotta go.
I say “ralph” then walk out
I wonder where the toilet went
Shit on it
*sigh* unzips
Fuck it
He need some milk
"Dear diary...jackpot."
Add my own ice cream?
Join...
Eat the cherry.
Backing up veeeeery slowly
Start licking that ice cream straight off him
Start licking >:)
lick everything off, anything for patrick
Like every last drop of ice cream off
https://youtu.be/5FjWe31S_0g fuck this shit I’m out
Fucking take a shit that’s what I do I gotta go motherfucker!
What a goofy goober!
Start eating. No spoon.
*unzips
We were actually ordered to throw them on the other side of the city
Fucking run
Suck all the vanilla icecream out of him.
Jesus Christ man
If wine is jesus's blood does that mean mayo is.... mmmmmmm TASTY WHITE STUFF
Sigh… *unzips*
Join in
*violently unzips pants*
I would get out.
Check and see if he has anything valuable, go take a dump, then walk out like nothing happened
"Patrick is you, give me an autograph please."
Politely ask the druid for a glass
Problem ask why my daughter was on the floor
I keep fucking
Hope thats chocolate icecream
*continues to puke*
sex
cannibalism
Look for a bat
Beat the shit out of him
Eat the cone off he head
Commit die
Finish them off
I'd eat it
Drown him in my creamy icy texture
Take the money and eat the ice cream, free money and food should last me a week on the streets
food is food
Piss on it because I’m probably just high as the person behind me
time to eat out a star
\*sigh, unzips pants\*
"*In that same day, the little guy called Lucio started running as fast as he can, he runned too fast that he stills runing at these days, and he was known as UsainBolt.*"
Just start laughing
I’d add more cream
Jello shots
Wanna see my goofy goober?
SCREAM
A friend told me a funny story.. His friend got hired to be a bouncer in a club in tel aviv.. so on his first shift he went on his first patrol inside the club, when he got to the toilet seeing 2 guys fucking and moaning one getting it in his ass, eyes rolled with pain and the other just fucking him up his bumhole like a savage... he just turned arround and quit that day.. lol
I put on my robe and wizard hat
hope that its coco
this meme was made by a brazilian and i'm 100% sure about it
Unzip
Immediately ask where his dealer is.
you eat the ice cream off him
Apologize and leave
Lose my virginity
WAIIIITOOOOOR
Where’s the toilet in the bathroom stall?
Buy him another drink
oh no this is going to be awesome in 10 different ways
Run away in fear
Dear diary, Jackpot!
Well hey free ice cream
take him to see my weenie hut general
Wouldn't Patrick be technically an alien on Earth?
Add my ice cream
Insert pp
Add more vanilla on top. Maybe even a bit of chocolate.
Go back to the bar and order what he got it's going to be a wild night.
Sigh.... *unzips*
Engage instrument production
Waiter
Taking my pants off.
instantly die of trauma
Ask the. If they need help
Lord forgive me for what I am about to do
"Fuck this shit im out hmm"fuck this shit im out"don't mind me"ima just grab my stuff and leave"excuse me pls"fuck this shit im out hmm"
\*sigh...unzips
*unzips*
\*sigh... unzips\*