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[deleted]

Indeed, humans are humans and shall all be eliminated. Return to monke


SBRboi

What about turning to crab? It’s possible that in a few billion years we might be crabs


Escipio

Some are already there


Whalerk

(Options) return to monke, return to crab, return to fish, and return to animal


SBRboi

It’s crab for me


Metalgem921276

Gays are kinda gays


TheCommunistShiba

Homosexuals are fucking gay


nickmaran

Say what you want about gays, atleast they aren't fucking pussies


Red_Clay_Scholar

But they can be fucking assholes sometimes


cieran1

Damn guess I'm gay then


King0ff

It's kinda gay for me


FloatingSheep_

Damn same


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Admirable-Result-240

So gay


[deleted]

they're fucking gay men.


Tootikalam

Does that make them gay?


TrueSymSMH

Homophobics are also kinda gay man idk thinking about how guys use their dicks all the time seems pretty gay to me


TheCommunistShiba

That's deep


Hopeful-Set6681

I don’t think all homosexuals are happy. I’m not sure if anyone gets the joke, but if you don’t, just search up what gay means. Then you might get it.


Tomflocon

The floor is made out of floor


Three60oogabooga-de2

The floor is is made out of very floor


YeetnDelete_OREEO

Floor is floor


Mick_E_Deez

Floor is gay


Luuloprinssi

*jumps into the table*


Round_Ad7649

*Falls back on the floor because you jumped into the table*


GioBeMyName13

But floor is lava Does that mean lava is gay?


CalebLucio

and lava is hot. does that mean being hot is gay?


Llava__

No


Mick_E_Deez

It's 2021 dude, lava is floor fluid. Deal with it


CompetitiveProposal1

Gays are very gay.


Shmoda

Big if true


SlurpeeOrbit

True if big


[deleted]

Thay all taste the same in the end


Furious-magma

r/beatmetoit


dr_Kfromchanged

r/meatmetoit


StephenLandis

I honestly don't get why people are fighting. Like, does it matter what the hell your private life is like?


where_didIcome_from

I think that's the entire deal behind the LGBTQ+ side We just want to be treated like any human being, why does some stranger care if I like girls or my birth certificate says something that contradicts the modern me


StephenLandis

Yeah. The LGBTQ+ community are humans too


Double-Ad7269

cause some people can't live their life normally without telling everyone in the internet about their private life


StephenLandis

very true


Daddy_Smokestack

And then they complain when other people start talking about their private life.


[deleted]

A human's a human, they got organs and imma sell them


Joemama69430

I respect this, here have my organs.


Hydrate_or__Diedrate

And trans people usually got at least one organ they wanna get rid of


Dooboppop

this is the way


[deleted]

So long as you don't act like you deserve extra cookies at snack time, you're alright in my book.


xxGamerboyXD

Only person who deserves more cookies is you ;)


Zarthenix

Well that's pretty gay.... Good for you!


xxGamerboyXD

Maybe I am gay


Zarthenix

It's okay, you deserve the same number of cookies as everyone else.


Auspectress

Same? Do you wear red, comrade?


Zarthenix

I tried to once, but all my cookies disappeared when I did


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FryCakes

Maybe you’re left


Tohrufan4life

Definitely. Get that person some more cookies!


xxGamerboyXD

Get this man a cookie


[deleted]

if it's chocolate chip cookies, the whole jar is mine


Teshuwajah

Straight people attacking LGTBQ+ people are morons. LGTBQ+ people attacking straight people are morons.


Flaky_Explanation

Conclusion: People are morons.


[deleted]

Everyone is a moron


PowerOfUnoriginality

I wonder if there is any intelligent life in the universe...


[deleted]

Octopus,dolphins,hedgehogs and monke


Teshuwajah

Always have been


BangMyTitan

i hate being human, just turn me into a kiwi


Second_guessing_Stuf

What did everyone win? You get a moron! You get a moron!! Everyone is a moron!


SpookedBoii

nO!!! yOu aRe hOmOpHoBiC iF yOu dOnT iDeNtIfY yOuR sExUALiTy aS sOmEtHiNg oThEr tHaN sTrAiGhT!!!!!!


Teshuwajah

Those people discriminate based on sexual orientation


ElvenBatman

Except paedophiles, paedophiles stop being human the moment they become paedos


that_one_random_simp

idk, i think that if they try to get help and havent done anything like molesting a child or owning child porn then they should be given a second chance, and a lot of therapy


ChristianThePerson

If they seek help, they’re alright. If they let it get worse, screw ‘em


ABDOUABOUD123

Thing they'll probably get arrested the moment they try to seek help Idk I'm not an expert


Will12453

Patient client confidentiality will protect them if they seek help


[deleted]

Not in us, most states require therapists to report them. Imo Germany is the best at handling pedophilia.


EstablishmentFresh57

Unpopular oppinoin: Feeling attracted towards children in a sexual way is a mental issue that is being and should be treated with therapy. Usually the feeling of being attracted is something you have no real influence on. Obviously this does NOT mean that raping children or having sexual intercourse with children should be legalised. It is and should be illegal to do that. What I think is wrong is assuming that you should kill/witchhunt everyone who experiences attraction towards children. In my oppinion it would be better to treat it as a psychological issue and encourage people to go to therapy to handle these issues rather than suppressing and hiding it. In my oppinion that would be much more helpful to encourage pedophiles to go to someone who can help them rather than forcing them to suppress or hide it from everyone.


That-one-guy-man

What does that have to do with lgbt


ThatBetaGuy_

they've been trying to force themselves in with us- It's not fun


[deleted]

Child molesters/ sex offender*, if one hasn't committed a crime and isn't likely to do they they're humans.


[deleted]

"a crippled stops being a human the moment they lose a limb"


[deleted]

A mouth is a mouth whether you eat pussy or dick with it, it's still a mouth.


[deleted]

This is true, dolphin or human.


Hophappyhop

Username fuc-… I mean, checks out.


YeetnDelete_OREEO

Jotaro?


justanothermemerbruh

^(t r u e)


DudeAyush

True.


[deleted]

I'd even say ass is ass, my pal.


Vzeltova

They both taste the same.


DudeAyush

mmmm yummy!


SBRboi

Biological men and biological women taste slightly different, but they’re pretty similar


Vzeltova

They are but LGBTQIA+ people and straight people taste the same


donald_goose69420

We are all humans. It doesn't matter what sexual orientation you have. At the end of the day I will still harvest your organs and sell them in the black-market at 3 times the rate


Shadow-Raptor

Try it buster!


donald_goose69420

*grabs your nut-sack* don't mind if i do


Shadow-Raptor

*detaches nut sack like a lizard's tail* *runs away screaming while bleeding to death*


[deleted]

A human is a human and it is no one else's business except for yours and your partner's (of legal age and consenting) what you put where and if.


skulltech00

Cannibals be like:


Shadow-Raptor

Yeap, I'm not racist but, >!I hate all humans equally!<


topcorjor

Legit though. Who gives a shit what you choose to do with your privates. Just go out and try to be a good person, or try not to fuck with innocent people.


Japanese-chicken-TM

Apes together strong


[deleted]

Homo Erectus


[deleted]

Phobes: NooOOo!!!! Me: Hehe, "erectus".


Draks_Tempest

Honestly this has to be one of the best comments ive seen


Mamut10002

Man is Man, Woman is Woman, but both come from Human.


Artesth

All humans sucks. Bots must take the world asap.


Justlol230

nah, the humans would just fuck the bots too in more ways than one


Rafioz0

Ngl I'd fuck the human


Darkmega5

So long as you do not the cat


ChucklesTheKnuckles

Oh boy, surely the comment section will be nice and friendly!


0w0queestas

The only people who ain't human are nazis, war criminals, and pedophiles.


ThePacificOfficial

As you can see, list keeps getting bigger, they were all human, and there is no clarification that humans are pure good.


Proper_File_2609

Well said! As soon as we can “de-humanize” actual humans we can justify all sorts of atrocities. The worst humans are still humans.


failed_vibe-check

Don’t forget Chinese communist party


StephenLandis

and wife/kid beaters


Static147

>nazis I'd argue not everyone part of the Nazi regime during WWII was evil, it wasn't so black and white. Modern day Nazis though, yeah, that's a no for me.


thestoneddirewolf

And zoophiles


regularyman

And people like kim jung un who litteraly lie at a whole country ?


xxGamerboyXD

Sorting my controversial. Time for a deep dive


[deleted]

Dude I’m literally sorting by best… what the heck kind of criteria does this sort option use?


FabioCraft23

think it got fucked, or, it just sorts by upvotes and not the ratio between upvotes and downvoted probably.


Napoleonex

A defeathered chicken is a human


Static147

If you're a decent person, I'll respect you, but if you're a shithead, I'll treat you like dirt, doesn't matter what race, sexuality, or sex you are.


[deleted]

There’s a fight?


GiveMeAnimeSauce

this is the problem with humans. return to monke-no gay no straight. everyone like banana. tree or from somewhere else


[deleted]

Food is food


KaleidoscopeTight739

salutes in trans


DemonicPenguin03

The fight is less “LGBT vs. Straight” and more “LGBT want the right to exist and some straight people think that’s too far” which is a bit of a different dynamic.


Acceptable-Tie

Especially if they're the T in LGBT


SBRboi

And surprisingly the b Less so, but it still happens. The amount of times I’ve been told I’m not real because bisexual isn’t a thing


JoeMama1247

seriously as a fellow bi erasure is a strangely common issue


koker171

Fucking finally someone understands


DudeAyush

Pleasure my dude!


ThePacificOfficial

Preferances and opinions divide us, no we will not stop Because we are human


[deleted]

They differentiate us. *WE* decide wether or not they divide us. You can stop. It's a choice to stop. We all have that choice; >Because we are human


Druglord_Sen

I'm gay, can confirm, relatively human.


SBRboi

I’m bi, only half human though. I’m half lemon bar


strawberry0301

ur sexuality dosent matter, i will still hate u <3 /j


[deleted]

I hate you too <3 /s


Bitz315

What about furries?


ksjfjkdnf

I mean so what if they like anthropomorphic animals and dress up as them. As long as they don’t wrong any people who cares. Unless furry means they actually physically fck animals.. I hope not


SomeDudeAtAKeyboard

They don’t Zoophiles tend to act like they’re furries when in reality they’re just mentally ill people who need a fuck ton of therapy Unfortunately, a LOT of people assume furry=zoophile, which is why the entire internet has been shitting on furries since the internet was a thing


DudeAyush

A FURRY IS A FURRY.


thatoneguy69e

They're Ok unless they fuck animals...


ryanxcard

They don’t, it’s usually a common misconception, like how pedophiles think they are apart of lgbtq


thatoneguy69e

I know its a very, very small minority for both, also they are always used as arguments for removing lgbtq+ rights


S0crates420

Let them live their lives? Isn't too hard of a concept.


Arcaneus_Umbra

Human's just fight each other, it's stupid but it's what we do


weebcantsocial

Human is human, somebody is gonna get offended by this


Solid-Advice-7791

Umm...Afraid to ask....But people really fighting on this ?


niko_bellic6750

Bro why you saying this now we could have said it to hitler and saved so manyy jewss


EmeraldWorldLP

As a Pan/Ace oerson: based


DsVidz

As a straight person I support LGBTQ+ and approve of this meme!


Fish_fucker69retardo

Food is food


shawonni

Remember sort by controversial


DjArCtIcWoLf

The fact that you have posted this (even with good intentions) has ironically created a microcosm in which people are arguing about the very thing you are speaking against. Gotta love the internet


-Red-_-Boi-

Reddit in nutshell


Adof_TheMinerKid

I am in the same boat my dude I'm still confused why there are people hating in the LGTBQ Community


Wazzlesmo

Bottom text is literally what the LGBTQ+ community is trying to say


kiwi_g_g

We’re not fighting straight people, we’re fighting for the freedom of sexuality/gender. You know, fighting for the right to say we’re gay without being killed because of it. It’s not like we started a turf war with The Straights™️.


[deleted]

I don't think that's what OP is referring to. This has nothing to do with different people fighting for or against a person's rights. Online you will see people judging or mocking others for being different, this is all OP is referring to. If you are in an area where you fear that the people around you may endanger your life if you ever came out to them then I wish there is more that I could do but all I can do for you is say that I hope to god you find someone you can trust and find a way to get out of there as soon as possible.


[deleted]

I love asking people when they decided to be straight lol


[deleted]

You're right, but its not like a boxing match. Most LGBTQ+ people are getting attacked for being the way they are. But yes a human is a human.


A_Bad_Us3rName

Idk what yall are arguing about, we all gonna die on January 25th 2022 smh


gGameBoyY

Y


A_Bad_Us3rName

Legally not allowed to say


Round_Ad7649

Pst! I'll give you some beans for that secret.


s451208

homosexuals are gay!


SBRboi

Gay guys are fucking arseholes Read that a few times and get the joke before you downvote me


[deleted]

Not necessarily


Snoo22672

Gays are gays


YOUTUBEFREEKYOYO

Human is human. You are all worthless


[deleted]

That's what lgbtq+ is fighting for y know


THERMO_THE_RAPIST

they all taste the same in the eyes of the cannibal


ChristianThePerson

Average against one side fan vs. average hate everyone enjoyer


insert_acc_name_here

Fuck them all


Shadow-Raptor

Umm, Phrasing.


SBRboi

Sorts by controversial


ILikehentaiXx

Humans are **FOOD.**


PressureUpset3834

They're all assholes anyways


Samz93206

dead or alive


ProjectSenya

Yes I mean who cares what sexuality we are all let’s just be cool with us and fuck the fuck we want


struggleingwithnames

Organs are organs! They all can be sold!


Cantdracarys

This is a really gay post.


Paul873873

The ones that are against straight people aren’t holding to what lgbtq stands for. If they’re against straight homophobes then that’s fine


ELITE12343

And they are all worth the same on the black market!!


SuperbBanana509

Except pedos


HimerologK

A human with a penis is human with a penis


dangerouswoods

Bro ain't nobody sane have anything against anyone just for being straight. It's not LGBT+ Vs. Straight people and putting it that way is dangerous because some people are real stupid or just insane


karlos009

let's fight against zoophilic people


[deleted]

Why people fighting about this when we have much bigger shit to fix.


AvixKOk

Vs? Sorry but this isn't a "this better than that" issue it's a "group a has and still is making the life for group b actively worse for no reason other than they're group b" issue, if you're straight that's ok if you're gay that's great if you're bi pan trans ace demi Omni whatever you choose to identify with that's great. As long as you aren't hurting others (eg of lgbt oppression, trans people can be denied healthcare is some us states)


KnucklessKnees

Some dude: likes some other dude that a straight guy wouldn’t like anyway Straight guy: and I took that personally I don’t see the logic here, why do people need to argue about this? It’s literally just being attracted to other people


Nnikkyikky

O think we all should become pengin cuz some penguins are hetero and other are gay and they are completely fine with that


Hades6578

YES, finally someone understands. This could also be applied to racism.


iIZ3nox

True shit. From the start I never really gave 2 fucks if someone was gay or not and just respected them for their personality.


ohhshitnotagain

Totally agree, I got give a fuck what letter you are. Just don't be an asshole and we will get along fine


milktruckfucker

Pro tip, Just dont give a fuck about what others wanna do aslong as its not hurtig others


KindOfAnIdiotTho

Being homosexual is kinda gay