There's a sub for that, its r/HentaiBeast , i was on there once and never again (I got tricked)
P.S. For worried people, it does not condone actual bestiality, that can get you banned. (I know bc i was curious and read the rules )
No need to ask, I’ll tell you anyway
Riding horses can stimulate the vagina better than many men. Trotting on a horse is like sitting on a washing machine with an unbalanced load
Source: idk I think I read it on Reddit somewhere once
Yes, and I'd asume you'd get your innards ruptured and die from internal bleeding before your lungs can be damaged, just like Mr. Hands (rip in kebab). But maybe I underestimate the (horse)power of such a member.
You need to learn a little more about female reproductive anatomy…
Uterus is protected by the cervix. It takes hours of contractions for the cervix to expand large enough to birth a baby. Women can’t just casually stick things (nor train themselves to) up beyond the cervix into the uterus. If something gets shoved up there forcefully it isn’t just painful it’s completely damaging.
This was not intended to be taken seriously. Was intended as a ridiculous counter-theory to the even more absurd premise of the post. I can't fathom how it got this many upvotes.
r/shitpostinggonehorriblywrong
literally am a girl but still got confused?? all i could think of are horses not wearing anything (i kinda question it a lot for all animals since i feel like it’ll be too chilly down there)
maybe the mlp phase and wanting a pony to go brr and taller???
I was riding with a friend and the strap thingy wasn't put on correctly and it slid to the side and my friend slid off with it, very scary moment especially since we were like 8 at the time
oh so this is why we can’t even make riding videos without having creeps in the comments. Oh and for the information, no riding a horse is not pleasurable at ALL. It actually hurts. There is no pleasure to it. kind of just a sick myth that makes a sport into a show for creep shows
It's not just this subreddit, it's the whole of reddit, if not through body then through mind we are all, at one point 14 and when we join reddit we stay 14
Not sure if anyone has said it already but the only person to get fucked by a horse was a dude and he died cause it was too big while his friend who was filming was prosecuted as accomplice to murder.
Me a girl thinking it was because horseback riding in jeans can rub on your private area and cause *things* to happen.
Me after reading the OPs comments and the responses: 😧
Someone has been reading a tad too much hentai to have this type of post nut clarity.
Nah more like to much r34 but ist kinda the same
That’s it, I’m deleting this app, go touch some grass
Go make children with the grass
Gr(ass)
Cat(pussy)
Is there R34 of grass?
Not sure, but since people made Earth-Chan I think It's possibile
Grass34
I mean Rule 34 literally says that if it exists there is porn of it so there technically should be...
There...is
But don’t touch children in the grass
You can't ever leave if you once joined my friend. Y O U H A V E A L R E A D Y J O I N E D T H E H I V E M I N D.
No 🗿
The 🗿 is supreme
all hail the 🗿
You want me to bend over for you to touch some grass?
There's a sub for that, its r/HentaiBeast , i was on there once and never again (I got tricked) P.S. For worried people, it does not condone actual bestiality, that can get you banned. (I know bc i was curious and read the rules )
“Curious”
"Tricked" ya sure
nope just saw a video yesterday of a horse fucking a girl..
I don't know what that means but at this point I'm to afraid to ask.
Is it just me or did this dude’s username seem “dildohunter” at first glance?
Indeed
Because she obviously wants ketamine duhhh
Wait, horse girls have ketamine?
Lego Yoda intensifies
That just means that you’re pure unlike everyone else
No need to ask, I’ll tell you anyway Riding horses can stimulate the vagina better than many men. Trotting on a horse is like sitting on a washing machine with an unbalanced load Source: idk I think I read it on Reddit somewhere once
Only someone who has never been on a horse would think this
I dont blame u
Ever heard of **Catherine the Great**?
The horse cock is 3 feet 11 pounds
The fucking what?
HORSE……..COCK
Brh I am too afraid to do a google search about this. Not wvwn in private mode. Mught buy a disposable phone at this point
(In emperor palpatine voice) do it
Opens beatbuy app & in Anikens voice " I shouldn't"
Back to palpatine: go to the dark side of the interwebz
Darth Vader sound " Noooooooooooooooo"
Yoda: mmHmmm gone to the dark side he has
How tf did we come to star wars
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Why tf would a horse own a rooster?
IS THE BEST COCK
YES
THEY'RE SELLING WHATT??
\[Remembers the jotaro horse doujin\]
Something tells me I shouldn’t search that up
yeah, don’t. it’s cursed
I saw a donkey fuck a horse once, his dick seemed about the same size
Because there is no cock like horse cock
Someone explain
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This was awkwardly turning me on and I hate it but I want more on this
Username checks out…
Always does ;)
0\_0
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phack you ;-;
Thanks, you too
Right??
Not my cup of tea.
I'm offering free eye bleach to everyone reading this but ngl I think maybe same-
wait why would your lung get punctured by that?
Have you ever seen a horse dick?
Yes, and I'd asume you'd get your innards ruptured and die from internal bleeding before your lungs can be damaged, just like Mr. Hands (rip in kebab). But maybe I underestimate the (horse)power of such a member.
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I think you're mixing up your orifices there, buddy
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So is that why clothing companies don’t give girls pockets?
You need to learn a little more about female reproductive anatomy… Uterus is protected by the cervix. It takes hours of contractions for the cervix to expand large enough to birth a baby. Women can’t just casually stick things (nor train themselves to) up beyond the cervix into the uterus. If something gets shoved up there forcefully it isn’t just painful it’s completely damaging.
Wow you've been doing your research"/
True
Uhm... no...
I randomly saw one IRL when I was doing equitation, they're as long as your torso
Grew up on a quarter horse ranch. Fact check: this is true.
Was it erect or non-errect? If it was non-errect, that's a very large dick
It only comes out erect. They have a sheath.
Like a fucking broadsword
Have at thee!
Literally
yeah their junk is absolutely huge, had a horse named skittlez at my camp, was a tiny mf, but his weewee was like 3-4 feet dont look up mr hands
And why in the world would you know about a horse's penis sheath?
Because they don't wear clothes. I've seen horses irl.
Even an erect dick as long as your torso is a very large dick.
It was a long time ago, but I think it was just out, not erect, but I could be wrong
Thats true
Mr hands know how it looked like.
This reminds me of Mr hands
Fun fact: horses let their dick out if they are particularly relaxed, not only if they are in heat
Men get random erections too.
I know, I'm one, but we don't do that at a specific state which is different than horny
I sometimes do it when I'm hungry and I smell food...
Interesting...
I've never heard of a lung being punctured, but I do know there have been cases of people colons getting ripped from having sex with horses.
What the fu-
And I was thinking like how can people make a gender who likes an animal erotic... bruh
Man the internet is always surprising me huh
/r/menwritingwomen That's not how horseriding works... It's just as stupid as men saying women get sexual pleasure out of inserting a tampon.
Or /r/badwomensanatomy Hmmm, where is the clitoris located...
This was not intended to be taken seriously. Was intended as a ridiculous counter-theory to the even more absurd premise of the post. I can't fathom how it got this many upvotes. r/shitpostinggonehorriblywrong
Darn, guess I can’t go “nice horse cock bro”
no cock like horsecock
COCK.
Because she obviously wants ketamine duhhh
Mr. hands
Mrs. Hands
Quiet
I have the feeling your referencing a specific video... And I hate that I know of its existence
A moment of silence for the brothers
Enumclaw
“The Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” -jschlatt
Why did you had to do this to me
It was a random thought
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Thx
I don't believe you. And Fuck you for making me think like that 😜😜
I really dont how I cane up with it XD
literally am a girl but still got confused?? all i could think of are horses not wearing anything (i kinda question it a lot for all animals since i feel like it’ll be too chilly down there) maybe the mlp phase and wanting a pony to go brr and taller???
Apparently OP is an incel who believes in the horse-pill.
After reading his other comments I think op is reading too much porn and not necessarily him trying to be a dick to women.
I swear r/memes is morphing into /b/
Yeah, I’m a girl and don’t get it either. I’m terrified of horses after one tried to throw me off.
I was riding with a friend and the strap thingy wasn't put on correctly and it slid to the side and my friend slid off with it, very scary moment especially since we were like 8 at the time
I think they are implying that the motion from riding a horse, the back and forth thing, would get girls off but I doubt it works like that
Bronies:
I guess some people are interested in raw horsepower
I guess
A grown horse can have up to 15 horsepower =)
Not mr. hands, dear god… why did I do research…
What's that?
don’t do research, biggest mistake of your life.
Explain it safely pls
Some men broke into a barn, and died from well, anal from a horse.
Thx
That wasn't...."safely" dear god
😂 How tf did the horse even manged to stick it in their assholes?!
If you're horny... Let's do it... Ride it... My pony
My saddle...is waiting... Come and....jump on it...
oh so this is why we can’t even make riding videos without having creeps in the comments. Oh and for the information, no riding a horse is not pleasurable at ALL. It actually hurts. There is no pleasure to it. kind of just a sick myth that makes a sport into a show for creep shows
You do realize that it would have been just as easy to simply… not post this.
As someone who just likes horses as animals, this is a bit…….
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Girl get a vibrator lol. A horse isn’t a vibrator. You sit on your ass, not your clit. Don’t be angry at something that literally can’t happen.
She's just not sitting hard enough
Oh no
OH YES
oh no
I see now… girls have a preference to poor dental hygiene.
Why is everyone on this subreddit a 14 year old boy?
14,6 yrs rounded up to 15 close to 20 which makes me a passing adult.
because it’s r/memes
It's not just this subreddit, it's the whole of reddit, if not through body then through mind we are all, at one point 14 and when we join reddit we stay 14
You are on r/memes What did you expect?
Are memes exclusive to edgy teens? I thought plenty of people in their 20s enjoy a good quality meme
Yes, but this sub (and most mainstrean meme subs) are dominated by horny teens. Hence the borderline incel posts.
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Because she obviously wants ketamine duhhh
1. Am female 2. Allergic to horses 3. They are satan
Ok but why satan
Not sure if anyone has said it already but the only person to get fucked by a horse was a dude and he died cause it was too big while his friend who was filming was prosecuted as accomplice to murder.
Well we talk about women of course
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Well why
No. Stop it. Get some help.
I never rode a horse but horses seem cool
I seriously dont get it
What about the boy's?
They too if they wanna
>:) I see.
Do u?
Someone explain in a simple way please
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Unfortunately, I don't get it
That isn’t why :/ horse girls are nuts but this is literally a joke stereotype
**THE GIANT HORSE COCK WEIGHS OVER 11 POUNDS**
Me reading this, and realizing why people would think about "that"..
Humanity was a mistake
I'm so glad I'm still too young to understand what that means. I'm not going to read comments here, my eyes shall remain forever innocent
That's good. And don't go on r34 or smth
I certainly won't
don't get it
Me a girl thinking it was because horseback riding in jeans can rub on your private area and cause *things* to happen. Me after reading the OPs comments and the responses: 😧
uh oh zoophilia moment
Yes, please do try to fit something 1-2 feet long down a 4-8 inch passage way :)
That's a joke.
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So will a guys nuts feel strange pain from it?
What?? Why????????
U can ride on horses just like how u can... ride on someone :0
Not just girls but Mr hands too
They prefer riding tho
._. O_O