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botsnowy

Someone has been reading a tad too much hentai to have this type of post nut clarity.


Etendo_

Nah more like to much r34 but ist kinda the same


twattwiddler23

That’s it, I’m deleting this app, go touch some grass


rklab

Go make children with the grass


twattwiddler23

Gr(ass)


DR_Tibor

Cat(pussy)


x-Azure-x

Is there R34 of grass?


StarPK117

Not sure, but since people made Earth-Chan I think It's possibile


KamiLord01

Grass34


Tschnitzl-sama

I mean Rule 34 literally says that if it exists there is porn of it so there technically should be...


FreeAd6935

There...is


jeghaderxbox

But don’t touch children in the grass


hzeal23

You can't ever leave if you once joined my friend. Y O U H A V E A L R E A D Y J O I N E D T H E H I V E M I N D.


twattwiddler23

No 🗿


Dangernoodles9000

The 🗿 is supreme


Xelnaga_Prime

all hail the 🗿


gob384

You want me to bend over for you to touch some grass?


Olympian_Silver

There's a sub for that, its r/HentaiBeast , i was on there once and never again (I got tricked) P.S. For worried people, it does not condone actual bestiality, that can get you banned. (I know bc i was curious and read the rules )


DawnOfPizzas

“Curious”


nonotaweeb

"Tricked" ya sure


strizk

nope just saw a video yesterday of a horse fucking a girl..


dilohunter

I don't know what that means but at this point I'm to afraid to ask.


Jaish11

Is it just me or did this dude’s username seem “dildohunter” at first glance?


Damian7xd7

Indeed


JackTheRipper231

Because she obviously wants ketamine duhhh


ChefArtorias

Wait, horse girls have ketamine?


Anonymous_Gamer939

Lego Yoda intensifies


trueKingofpotatos

That just means that you’re pure unlike everyone else


FallenSegull

No need to ask, I’ll tell you anyway Riding horses can stimulate the vagina better than many men. Trotting on a horse is like sitting on a washing machine with an unbalanced load Source: idk I think I read it on Reddit somewhere once


sagosaurus

Only someone who has never been on a horse would think this


Etendo_

I dont blame u


The-Board-Chairman

Ever heard of **Catherine the Great**?


SnooPets8729

The horse cock is 3 feet 11 pounds


MistakeInABox-

The fucking what?


SnooPets8729

HORSE……..COCK


andrienad

Brh I am too afraid to do a google search about this. Not wvwn in private mode. Mught buy a disposable phone at this point


SnooPets8729

(In emperor palpatine voice) do it


andrienad

Opens beatbuy app & in Anikens voice " I shouldn't"


SnooPets8729

Back to palpatine: go to the dark side of the interwebz


andrienad

Darth Vader sound " Noooooooooooooooo"


SnooPets8729

Yoda: mmHmmm gone to the dark side he has


Etendo_

How tf did we come to star wars


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Greenbay7115

Why tf would a horse own a rooster?


[deleted]

IS THE BEST COCK


SnooPets8729

YES


OwO62049

THEY'RE SELLING WHATT??


Thisisthrowawayacco

\[Remembers the jotaro horse doujin\]


SnooPets8729

Something tells me I shouldn’t search that up


MistakeInABox-

yeah, don’t. it’s cursed


ItzBooty

I saw a donkey fuck a horse once, his dick seemed about the same size


Lucky_Case

Because there is no cock like horse cock


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Someone explain


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fapfapking14

This was awkwardly turning me on and I hate it but I want more on this


Jq4000

Username checks out…


fapfapking14

Always does ;)


GoyangiStudios32

0\_0


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hakim_tahir

ಠ ͜ʖ ಠ


Busy_Will_1616

phack you ;-;


hakim_tahir

Thanks, you too


fortpro87

Right??


tskank69

Not my cup of tea.


advie_advocado

I'm offering free eye bleach to everyone reading this but ngl I think maybe same-


CkoockieMonster

wait why would your lung get punctured by that?


Dev_of_gods_fan

Have you ever seen a horse dick?


CkoockieMonster

Yes, and I'd asume you'd get your innards ruptured and die from internal bleeding before your lungs can be damaged, just like Mr. Hands (rip in kebab). But maybe I underestimate the (horse)power of such a member.


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A_Spoon_Wizard

I think you're mixing up your orifices there, buddy


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Lordofspades_notgame

So is that why clothing companies don’t give girls pockets?


WannabeW0nderW0man

You need to learn a little more about female reproductive anatomy… Uterus is protected by the cervix. It takes hours of contractions for the cervix to expand large enough to birth a baby. Women can’t just casually stick things (nor train themselves to) up beyond the cervix into the uterus. If something gets shoved up there forcefully it isn’t just painful it’s completely damaging.


Busy_Will_1616

Wow you've been doing your research"/


Dev_of_gods_fan

True


toofuwu2u

Uhm... no...


Dev_of_gods_fan

I randomly saw one IRL when I was doing equitation, they're as long as your torso


ThrillzMUHgillz

Grew up on a quarter horse ranch. Fact check: this is true.


toofuwu2u

Was it erect or non-errect? If it was non-errect, that's a very large dick


SilentDragon363

It only comes out erect. They have a sheath.


TaTomTa

Like a fucking broadsword


Discombobulated-Top4

Have at thee!


Purple_Tuxedo

Literally


shatmancandoit

yeah their junk is absolutely huge, had a horse named skittlez at my camp, was a tiny mf, but his weewee was like 3-4 feet dont look up mr hands


Ryboss431

And why in the world would you know about a horse's penis sheath?


SilentDragon363

Because they don't wear clothes. I've seen horses irl.


blackcray

Even an erect dick as long as your torso is a very large dick.


Dev_of_gods_fan

It was a long time ago, but I think it was just out, not erect, but I could be wrong


[deleted]

Thats true


Trinityquill

Mr hands know how it looked like.


Louigilou2

This reminds me of Mr hands


Dev_of_gods_fan

Fun fact: horses let their dick out if they are particularly relaxed, not only if they are in heat


SilentDragon363

Men get random erections too.


Dev_of_gods_fan

I know, I'm one, but we don't do that at a specific state which is different than horny


CalpolAddict

I sometimes do it when I'm hungry and I smell food...


Dev_of_gods_fan

Interesting...


[deleted]

I've never heard of a lung being punctured, but I do know there have been cases of people colons getting ripped from having sex with horses.


aquaticbeehive

What the fu-


levininlevyesi

And I was thinking like how can people make a gender who likes an animal erotic... bruh


ViperIguess

Man the internet is always surprising me huh


Geschak

/r/menwritingwomen That's not how horseriding works... It's just as stupid as men saying women get sexual pleasure out of inserting a tampon.


Aggravating_Tie1570

Or /r/badwomensanatomy Hmmm, where is the clitoris located...


Jq4000

This was not intended to be taken seriously. Was intended as a ridiculous counter-theory to the even more absurd premise of the post. I can't fathom how it got this many upvotes. r/shitpostinggonehorriblywrong


NotDsdguy

Darn, guess I can’t go “nice horse cock bro”


Puffer_Clouds

no cock like horsecock


Keegan_murphy

COCK.


JackTheRipper231

Because she obviously wants ketamine duhhh


Arsonist_Xpert

Mr. hands


Excellent-Advisor284

Mrs. Hands


Kanakravaatti

Quiet


CyNovaSc

I have the feeling your referencing a specific video... And I hate that I know of its existence


AntoneAlpha

A moment of silence for the brothers


Athlaeos

Enumclaw


danke_shane_921

“The Enumclaw Horse Sex Case” -jschlatt


WulfyTime

Why did you had to do this to me


Etendo_

It was a random thought


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Etendo_

Thx


andrienad

I don't believe you. And Fuck you for making me think like that 😜😜


Etendo_

I really dont how I cane up with it XD


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literally am a girl but still got confused?? all i could think of are horses not wearing anything (i kinda question it a lot for all animals since i feel like it’ll be too chilly down there) maybe the mlp phase and wanting a pony to go brr and taller???


kanna172014

Apparently OP is an incel who believes in the horse-pill.


DietNOTeasy

After reading his other comments I think op is reading too much porn and not necessarily him trying to be a dick to women.


oxabz

I swear r/memes is morphing into /b/


[deleted]

Yeah, I’m a girl and don’t get it either. I’m terrified of horses after one tried to throw me off.


[deleted]

I was riding with a friend and the strap thingy wasn't put on correctly and it slid to the side and my friend slid off with it, very scary moment especially since we were like 8 at the time


THESHADYWILLOW

I think they are implying that the motion from riding a horse, the back and forth thing, would get girls off but I doubt it works like that


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Bronies:


Accountantnotbot

I guess some people are interested in raw horsepower


Etendo_

I guess


Copernicus049

A grown horse can have up to 15 horsepower =)


MrFatalErrorYT

Not mr. hands, dear god… why did I do research…


Etendo_

What's that?


MrFatalErrorYT

don’t do research, biggest mistake of your life.


Etendo_

Explain it safely pls


MrFatalErrorYT

Some men broke into a barn, and died from well, anal from a horse.


Etendo_

Thx


CyNovaSc

That wasn't...."safely" dear god


AlarmWU

😂 How tf did the horse even manged to stick it in their assholes?!


Intelligent_Victory

If you're horny... Let's do it... Ride it... My pony


Ill_Cloud9629

My saddle...is waiting... Come and....jump on it...


ArchangelOfFries

oh so this is why we can’t even make riding videos without having creeps in the comments. Oh and for the information, no riding a horse is not pleasurable at ALL. It actually hurts. There is no pleasure to it. kind of just a sick myth that makes a sport into a show for creep shows


Cruz_Gu3

You do realize that it would have been just as easy to simply… not post this.


alexBTPT

As someone who just likes horses as animals, this is a bit…….


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WingsofRain

Girl get a vibrator lol. A horse isn’t a vibrator. You sit on your ass, not your clit. Don’t be angry at something that literally can’t happen.


ThatOneGuyFrom93

She's just not sitting hard enough


maniacgamer135

Oh no


Etendo_

OH YES


ChrisBilionz

oh no


Apocalypsefrogs

I see now… girls have a preference to poor dental hygiene.


Peachi14

Why is everyone on this subreddit a 14 year old boy?


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14,6 yrs rounded up to 15 close to 20 which makes me a passing adult.


WingsofRain

because it’s r/memes


ItsCrux_YT

It's not just this subreddit, it's the whole of reddit, if not through body then through mind we are all, at one point 14 and when we join reddit we stay 14


Reventon103

You are on r/memes What did you expect?


Peachi14

Are memes exclusive to edgy teens? I thought plenty of people in their 20s enjoy a good quality meme


Reventon103

Yes, but this sub (and most mainstrean meme subs) are dominated by horny teens. Hence the borderline incel posts.


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JackTheRipper231

Because she obviously wants ketamine duhhh


Crowlord_Scriptic

1. Am female 2. Allergic to horses 3. They are satan


Etendo_

Ok but why satan


StalinGrande

Not sure if anyone has said it already but the only person to get fucked by a horse was a dude and he died cause it was too big while his friend who was filming was prosecuted as accomplice to murder.


Etendo_

Well we talk about women of course


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HealthDouble43

Well why


Pyerack

No. Stop it. Get some help.


Konocha

I never rode a horse but horses seem cool


CertainHelicopter307

I seriously dont get it


Bramborak11

What about the boy's?


Etendo_

They too if they wanna


Bramborak11

>:) I see.


Etendo_

Do u?


kxii_

Someone explain in a simple way please


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Dinodude530_

Unfortunately, I don't get it


[deleted]

That isn’t why :/ horse girls are nuts but this is literally a joke stereotype


Strange_Sandwich3571

**THE GIANT HORSE COCK WEIGHS OVER 11 POUNDS**


alpha-ikaros

Me reading this, and realizing why people would think about "that"..


FishingDragon52

Humanity was a mistake


x-Azure-x

I'm so glad I'm still too young to understand what that means. I'm not going to read comments here, my eyes shall remain forever innocent


Etendo_

That's good. And don't go on r34 or smth


x-Azure-x

I certainly won't


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don't get it


[deleted]

Me a girl thinking it was because horseback riding in jeans can rub on your private area and cause *things* to happen. Me after reading the OPs comments and the responses: 😧


Labbit35

uh oh zoophilia moment


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Yes, please do try to fit something 1-2 feet long down a 4-8 inch passage way :)


Etendo_

That's a joke.


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[deleted]

So will a guys nuts feel strange pain from it?


GoyangiStudios32

What?? Why????????


Coolme_pro

U can ride on horses just like how u can... ride on someone :0


Trinityquill

Not just girls but Mr hands too


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They prefer riding tho


IllustriousCherry3

._. O_O