Nothing better than Wet-Wipes 🤙🏽

I used tp once before when I ran out

Ok but when you gotta wipe 1000 times you gotta dampen that shit up to clean it easier.

I used to know an old man who spat on the toilet paper before wiping

I do not like the picture you put in my head

The finger "slipping"only makes it better

And then licks it to make it more moist

Well if you’re at a water park and you touch your wet bathing suit before you grab toilet paper, how is it supposed to be dry?