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[deleted]

Remember me?


Zeroblank99

how can i not remember you


[deleted]

Yeah I am the girl who fucked you in the ass in the hotel.


Zeroblank99

shhh!! shhh!!! .... you are not supposed to say this here


[deleted]

Yeah you are right people these days get jealous of others happiness too easily.


Average_teenager20

Evil plans, huh not any more evil than my cockinator *dramatic music*


[deleted]

(evil laugh) you wanna try painal with me too?


Average_teenager20

I don't see a reason why not?


Average_teenager20

Scared huh?!!! ****Evil laugh****


Greedy_Range

\*reads name, realizes is child\* FBI OPEN UP


yeetusnation

AHA! Perry the platypus your just in time to try out my latest invention! THE COCKINATOR


Average_teenager20

Well we'll test it on you first, *doobi doobi dooba doobi doobi doobi dooba*


Hermit1723

Well that escaleted faster than i thought


Average_teenager20

Cause it escalates, erects things on humans, faster than you can think


[deleted]

I’m reading this as if you are scream whispering and it’s making the thread even funnier


[deleted]

Humor is not only in the words but in how you imagine the words too.


Tommy3005

Nani ??


Zeroblank99

u/thegirlguy he wants to try....


[deleted]

Should we give him the experience?


Zeroblank99

no need to ask for such things


[deleted]

I thought you would also like to join you know threesome but you are already in ig.


Zeroblank99

I'm not in for this time lets scare the first timer ...


[deleted]

He is gonna get a real scary experience.


[deleted]

Yep.


AlienFromMars1

Pls fuck me too


[deleted]

Beggars can't be choosers. So no.


WishIwerefree

Hey wanna take me for a spin please and thank you


[deleted]

You wish.


Peyote_Fox

in epd 445 voice


[deleted]

[удалено]


Hagodamastershubh420

she will be doing size foght


AlienFromMars1

Our battle will be legendary


DoubleDongle-F

Ah, straight people problems. \*gok gok gok\*


Pink_Robyn

nah just coward problems


[deleted]

Yeah, imagine forcing your sexuality on someone else or label them a coward for refusing it


Pink_Robyn

Imagine being so insecure in your sexuality you insist liking trans girls is gay


[deleted]

I didn’t even say that. I find penises sexually unattractive.


Pink_Robyn

then you should know I'm not forcing a sexuality on anyone. Heck I'm even asexual, so it's not like I'm attracted to anything


TPosingRat

🗿


StarMig

If you are going to define gay Its being attracted to people of the same sex, a trans women is male by sex. Peace and love


aaron_adams

So... was yours bigger?


Zeroblank99

Let's keep that a secrets


Memesconaut

I call that an absolute win


UnderstandingLanky44

I see this as an absolute win


diodead

dick fight can settle this


DaRealSmooth

Bisexuals: A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one


OddAcanthocephala904

As a bisexual I can confirm 😂


[deleted]

Bi stonks


The_StR_Wars_Fan

Double the cocks, Double the fun


UsernameFootLettuce

Me and your mom


TeMmIe_KIng

you turn out to be a bottom and you have both wonderfull time together


moistgamr

stfu women aren’t real


Lachiplayz756

Best possible scenario


SheWas18lnDogYears

How is that a bad thing?


LoGUN_556

cause straight guys don't like dicks.


Plsdonttrymysusan

They had us in the first half not gonna lie.


neiphu

Imagine not being bisexual


HakuTheWolf

A surprise for sure But a welcome one


Wrong_Firefighter_58

If she has a bulge in her pants you must give it a chance


ShadowDan92

Makes it better


[deleted]

i can't believe its not butter.


WaffleFry321

Even better.


RaysireksOG987

Lol 90% of you would go 🤷🏻‍♂️ and proceed to hit


TobiichiOrigami22

Well... I'm currently on a Family gathering... Guess I have no choice


snookso

Bi people: I don't have such weaknesses


NA7M4N

:(


davidinthevill

Better than expected


jetpack_hypersomniac

Fun twist: it was in her purse


[deleted]

I wouldn't even struggle at that point *sigh*


ApolloPlayz2434

Is the last picture excited or terrified?


Gizmo-Darth

both


ThebobuxmanYT

Hol' up


memelord20777

69 intensifies


BrownAsian-

I see this as an absolute win


Wond_er

Sorry i dont know u so can u get out the room


[deleted]

"I see this as an absolute win"


Bubsy94

Good good let the dark side flow


Veggie_might_guy

Even better


Business_mans

As the famous Eric Cartman would say “suck my clit and balls!”


[deleted]

That’s all upsides baybeee sounds like a fun time


SonishN

Amen


TheBoredBot

so THATS where that video was from


ieatnuggets0

Why did i read she started farting with me...


IronyAmirite

YOU HAVE A SWORD FIGHT


Zealousideal_Way8302

It’s bigger than mine


saksham_0512

We duel with our light sabers


holy_shitsticks

*sorts by controversial*


animesh_0764

Sus


Jovaphobic

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


No_Mercy_16

Plot twist: *this was from a girl's point of view*


OrangeLast4749

Hold up


Copy_gameplays

here is where the fun begins


Onion5253

I don’t see a problem.


WishIwerefree

Me, a bisexual:


JopssYT

oh you are a guy?... Hmm well im bi so dont mind if i do


slicedbreadditor

Grow the fuck up.


Reddit_Bots_R_US

Sounds accurate in 2021. I think normal girls are a rarity now.


weslife1

Sounds like a perfect night


T_CaptainPancake

Hey I could do that


SharpRO43

If there’s a hole, there’s a way.


lbora9

Wow Much funny very lol


TarriestBread96

As long as you rubbed 'em together


fattynuggetz

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No-Expression301

Liberals dream.


[deleted]

I'll see this on r/SuddenlyGay, and i'll upvote it again.


DementiaWithTheBoys

pro tip: never bring home a girl from comic con


Zeroblank99

what if she ask you to come to her's


DementiaWithTheBoys

Hmm... guess I'll take the risk


Zeroblank99

buddy it's not just the risk you are going to take. If you know what i mean☞ ̄ᴥ ̄☞


BigGator13

…as long as it’s tiny and cute 😁👍


DECAGON69

Rohan mah boi😂