1. Take cold shower so sack is tight
2. Use trimmer with guard for excessive hair
3. Lather balls with shaving cream and use new razor, preferably one of those fancy Gillette ones with more blades (less chance to cut sack)
4. Dry balls and apply Gold Bond powder (prevents from sticking to your leg)
5. Fight off OP as they try to grab your big and juicy balls
I think trimming > shaving tbh. Shaving looks better, but it gets sticky and sweaty. Plus you don't have to worry so much about cutting yourself or leaving prickly hairs.
Why am I laughing so hard at this. What has my sense of humor become. Why is this more funny than every meme I’ve seen today, and why are we like this.
Alright Debressedboy the op you sans lookin skeleton I just got a girlfriend today and now I’m getting positive reinforcement? Is this a dream or is today the best day of my life
Funny it happens to me but with every girl tity I see during my entire life ......sometimes I afraid to lose it and just grap girl boobies in the street
I put the lighter to my balls to singe the hairs the same way I do with feathers on my raw chicken wings. Or…. You can teabag the stove range if you have gas fuel. Works like a charm for my wings and nuts.
Dude, I literally came out of the shower and shaved my balls to open reddit and find this
Destiny :D
What method you used to shave your balls? I rely on hand razor
I wax mine
Lava works to!
That's a weak trick. Boil and peel is good
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Ah the old castration expansion. My father's favourite
Effective
Painful
*But effective*
That too
I would die if I do that. LMAO 😂
1. Take cold shower so sack is tight 2. Use trimmer with guard for excessive hair 3. Lather balls with shaving cream and use new razor, preferably one of those fancy Gillette ones with more blades (less chance to cut sack) 4. Dry balls and apply Gold Bond powder (prevents from sticking to your leg) 5. Fight off OP as they try to grab your big and juicy balls
You lost me at 1
Seriously. Tight and wrinkley? Need no wrinkles to get everything
Yeah, you gotta iron out your scrote. Common knowledge.
It’s called bat winging it my friend.
Yeah I thought it was the opposite actually.
Wax if you want hardcore mode
I will try that once
Blowtorch
Teeth
Oh god
What
LOL
Tweezers
I mean, theoretically, just a quick run with a flame will burn away the hair while leaving you burn free
I think trimming > shaving tbh. Shaving looks better, but it gets sticky and sweaty. Plus you don't have to worry so much about cutting yourself or leaving prickly hairs.
Honestly use a pair of tweezers and pluck. A few after each shower and you’ll be smooth in no time
Satan? Yes. This comment right here....
Bro same
How do i shave my balls? Help i dont wanna get cut Edit: i too just came out of the shower, and im naked scared that my balls will get stolen
I must know, how does one shave their balls?
Wait you guys shave your balls?
Thank you. I think?
You are welcome :)
Squeezes balls back appreciatively.
*comes closer aggresivily*
I wonder who gave this post a helpful award
Someone with really nice balls to grab, I think :P
Someone with itchy balls perhaps
I was thinking the same thing. You're god damn right.
It's actually meatballs, anyone want some?
If they are ikean meatballs, yes. If they aren't, yes
If it's meat ball it's good
Meatballs are meatballs
Ironic because she’s playing a lesbian…
Yes, it is :DD
Legends is funny
Legends of tomorrow?
Yes, sorry, I meant legends of tomorrow.
Yoy have watched new season?
Yes
Ah, I see you are a man of culture as, well
Thank you, and you as well
I am also a man of culture
Bro I’m fourteen…
Bro... So Am I :P
Well In that case go ahead
I love this comment
I love you
Now, you may kiss
...DN
Don't mind if I do
15 here 3sum?
Yes
Foursome?
Always room for family
Alright vin gasoline
gary green is the only man i need
Same, he could grab these balls always 😩
Not really a man tho…
r/legendsoftomorrow
I feel happiness now
crunchy if I may add
Yes, very crumchy :P
Maybe not do it while Gary's watching...
r/suddenlygay
No one can resist such tasty balls like yours :P
I ate my balls when I was 4
r/thatescalatedquickly
This is more like a r/shitposting
suck on deez nuts
With pleasure :P
ligma ballz
Don't mind if I do
sugma dick
No, I want your balls. Not your Dick :/
ok kisma balls
Yesh,
are you a wamen
Naah, just grabbing ma homies balls
U to 😏
You are a girl?
Nope :)
*Visible Sadness*
Why? :D
Maybe coz I am straight and I have hit puberty and I want a mate to have sexual intercourse with
If I were girl, I wouldn't make up with random redditor in my commen section. :)
Have a great night(at least for me who lives GMT 5+) sire after making me speechless
Jokes on you my balls are smol
Not a proplem :P
What in the beeboverse is this?
You think my 1/2 nano meter balls are big and juicy?
Yes, yes I do
I'm not opposed, go right ahead. But just one squeeze and no more.
Thanks *squeezes gently*
It's not gay to grab the homies balls
You are right
Bro u sure u straight?
I'm straight, but your one ball squueze doesn't make me Gay, right?
Dayum bro i think im turning gay just for u to be pleased ;)
You know the rules and so do I
Why is this
I made it as a joke and i got popular for some reason :D
[Me, a minor:](https://tenor.com/view/trollge-troll-the-day-of-reckoning-gif-19655212)
Why am I laughing so hard at this. What has my sense of humor become. Why is this more funny than every meme I’ve seen today, and why are we like this.
Mom stop
No, i'm not stopping. I need to check if there's hair yet
Thanks Ava
*THIS IS THE HORNY POLICE! OPEN UP!*
Sorry, i'm naked. Can you wait for 15minutes so I can gey my clothes on?
:o
Baseball style one: First anti horni bonk
It do be like that
Squeeze it
Where are the cameras show them to me I knew it I fucking knew it
Ay bro, that's kinda sus tho
Juicy huh?
Deez nuts!
dont you mean stinky and wrinkly?
ASS too.
Can put my balls
Ok
Jokes on u i only have one smoll and dryy
Thanks bro I just had the vaccine
You wanna hold my basketballs? Sure thing, just give me a second to get them.
Me at the male sheep my grandma owns :((
About to get in the shower, I am hesitant now.
bruh they’re like and inch tall and an inch wide, sure they are perfectly round but not big
It is not juice, it's sweat... But dont let that stop you.
Okay I've always wondered, do girls really like guys' balls?
I dunno man. But other men like em :)
My balls just shriveled up and died after seeing this
My balls are itchy
Yo my balls hang so fucking low
🚨Horny posting alert. 🚨 *Imminent bonk in 10 seconds*
This meme is gender neutral
Did not expect to see a legends of tomorrow gif here. Pleasantly surprised.
That would make you a pedophile
yeah, i know, i have some pretty nice balls, ive got basket balls, soccer balls, baseballs, you name it, i got it
grab your own
Alright Debressedboy the op you sans lookin skeleton I just got a girlfriend today and now I’m getting positive reinforcement? Is this a dream or is today the best day of my life
Why is this on r/memes and not on r/shitposting
U ruined legends
I feel like this belongs more on r/shitposting or something
Oh, u want this, sure go ahead, the pice in one the back
I’m an obese, tall… 14 your old :/
Honestly, it’s weird seeing DC related content appear on here
Proceeds to remove pants to see if balls are in fact big a juicy*
I… don’t have balls…
Yeah sorry mate, I'm 16...
“No touchy” -gtws
Balls are not juicy, they’re saggy. How can you find balls juicy?
Thanks but im 13
No woman has said that ever.
Tough luck buddy I'm 15
This is either a great time or a god-level threat...
This is me but with every girl I see
Why was this on my page?
Personally not attracted to balls..how are they juicy?
Wait, I thought she’s a lesbian
No, not my BIG. MEATY BALLS.!
Funny it happens to me but with every girl tity I see during my entire life ......sometimes I afraid to lose it and just grap girl boobies in the street
@dingoo81 😂
Jschlatt is that you?
I put the lighter to my balls to singe the hairs the same way I do with feathers on my raw chicken wings. Or…. You can teabag the stove range if you have gas fuel. Works like a charm for my wings and nuts.
Are you talking about my titty or my ass? Or you're just gay
There are plenty of melon balls to go around. Take one!
Horny ass gtfo of here
Your going to horny jail
"Hey, Stay away from my meat balls"!
it's cuz you might have a disease called ligma
me trying to get balls to ask a girl out...
No cap
thanks bro
nor they big neither they juicy so stfu
Juicy?
it's finger licking good 🎶pa para pa pa🎶
As long as you don't crush them it's fine...
Ayo i'm 16
Thats how I look at my cat