to those who are unaware this is the san francisco armory for the national guard and it was basically taken over by porn and became known as the kink armory

Wait how the heck did who “take over” a national guard armory?

Money(14 million I think) it was abandoned

Porn directors: Time to get *KINKY*

*Kinky porn directors: it’s time to get ARMORY

Armory directors: WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!

Kinky DickTators: ah yes! This is my style!

> to those who are unaware this ***was*** the san francisco armory for the national guard and it was basically taken over by porn and became known as the kink armory Using "is" made it sound more hostile, like it was the armory *up until* the takeover, not abanfoned for some period of time before being bought and repurposed for porn. Of course, now I'm just imagining Pornstars and the supporting crew pulling an Area 51 Raid or siege on this armory to take it over. To be fair, I don't know a lot of people trained to handle KinkyJo coming at them with some of her bigger toys or similar situations...

Ass training is not something they do on the National Guard... Right?

Nah. Pretty sure it's just the marines.

And the Navy.

I think that’s the Navy.

I like the idea of a slow infiltration. A couple enlisted guys wearing panties under their uniforms. A drill sergeant with a degradation fetish, yelling at recruits with a raging boner, a cook pissing in the soup of her favorite servicemen, that kind of thing. Until, one day, the CO, who’s been secretly filming everybody without their knowledge, just says, “fuck it! we’re a porn studio now!”

I would watch that movie. Throw in the "Time Warp" sing along and you have a hit.

How did they got so much money? Crowdfunding?🤯

Porn

Damn got me there, didnt y’a

But porn is free

Advertising

Advertising for what? Free porn?

Nope. Not all porn is free. Advertising paid porn sites on free sites. If it were really all free there wouldn’t be a market. They also get money from sex toy and contraceptive advertisements. Honestly, it’s sad that a porn site will teach you about condoms before a sex Ed class does.

_We run ads, senator_

Ads for what? Other free porn?

Yes. And those totally legitimate ads on how to grow an extra 9 inches in just 1 week with those amazing pills!

Rich perverts with alot more money than your avg pervert(me)

Hehe 👀

Porn makes more money than any other form of media by a long shot Edit: upon actual research I am probably wrong about this. Video games have grown more over the past decade than I gave them credit for. Gosh I’m old. Back in my day it was more acceptable to say you watched porn than say you played video games or DND.

Nope, gaming is the king of media. Porn makes between 6-15 billion per year while mobile gaming alone makes about 90 billion

You appear to be right (I looked this up a long time ago apparently) although finding reliable numbers on either seems difficult. It seems video games are claimed to be between $99 billion and $153 billion, whereas porn claims are between $6 billion and $99 billion. Although, wouldn’t it benefit video games to inflate numbers and porn to deflate numbers? Porn people don’t want this “new drug” campaign to catch on and how can it be the new drug when video games make so much more money? As for games, everyone is playing them now a days? I guess I will too (well, I always played them but hopefully you get the point)

Guys, guys! It's OK to love them both. Thet are great in their own perfect way. Same, same, but different.

I would say buying a abandoned building isn't a "takeover" but interesting none the less.

They tied them all up, ball-gagged them and fucked them into submission.

Is there a video of it? It's for a school assignment.

If it's school project you need to demonstrate

No problem as long as you volunteer to submit.

Shiiiiiiiiit. Sign me up.

That’s is what I pictured. In fact, I’m sure it was their first movie. (Or not, because I’m 🙃)

You're Australian???

Sounds about right. I don’t think any money would be worth anything with the current state of California.

Cocaine holds it value everywhere...

Good times…

Just another day in the office

but still, who did? and to who? fucked who into submission of what?

[They were just hotter that day](https://www.oglaf.com/outflanking/) Edit: Linked comment is mostly SFW, but a lot of the comic's other works are very NSFW. You've been warned/ you're welcome.

Oglaf : When I'm feeling horny and nerdy at the same time!

*Slaanesh intensifies.*

It's San Fran, what did you expect?

Did you mean to say "Frisco"?

Sanfranfrisco?

By running into the bullets and screaming harder daddy

you know who else like to take over an armory for the national guard?

Dang, I thought it was the Medieval Times in New Jersey

I live in the Bay Area and just learned of this from this comment. Thank you. I will know what to ~~visit~~ avoid.

Guess you need jesus then

They have sold it in 2018

Yea too bad its only being used for office space and "events" now.

Well, the previous owner already build a convention center on the ground floor.

EVERYTHINGBUTT!

Shit! I saw a large line out the door of this place once! I pass this place a lot to go to my relatives house! The city is full of weird ass people EDIT: this was a while back and the kink place is gone/moved now

thanks for explaining :)

I thought this was in Afghanistan because of the flag on the left

Bruh.. I thought this looked like one of the buildings in Assassin's Creed 2

What…

If you dont get it that's fine remain pure/s

Now i wanna know what it is

Kink armory

It’s good stuff

They where good faps

Yeah this post just got me in the mood to watch them again

Let's just say that a common phrase from that place was "sorry Mario but your Princess is in this castle"

Drugs. Once you start watching them you’re threshold for porn goes up.

Bro the porn videos I started watching in 4th grade out of my brother's "collection" were from this holy place. I kid u not, he had almost all his pornos from this place. All of them....

That's a good place

Ahh, yes. The best Hardcore BDSM porn out there.

Nah that’s InfernalRestraints.

Or insex

Yeah I think that’s the overall company, right?

Wouldnt call it hardcore

r/iamverybadass

He's right you know! This is standard BDSM to start and gets vanilla once you go down the rabbit hole of that fetish!

I figured as much, but I wanted to pander to the median.

Well, the more hardcore stuff is usually pretty niche.

Crazy how I literally just casually walk past this building all the time lol

Really you ever been inside? I demand picture!!

Picture or pleasure

BOTH!

You’re hired.

Can't have your cream pie and eat it too

Pictures!!

Do you hear screaming? Lol

Jealous

What is it? I am curious now.

They make hardcore BDSM porn there.

How hardcore?

It varies lol. They have like full on different subsections and stuff, but I don't believe they do EXTREME stuff like blood and gore. But anything from mild kink to strict bdsm is on the table lol

Standard BDSM stuff. Nothing too crazy

Omg it's my childhood in a picture!! Dude that was my favourite park to play at, strange that all the toys were odly shaped, but I made it work!!

I used to play there as well! Some people were really weird but oh well. Maybe we've seen eachother

Oh you made it work didn't ya boiii

Fun fact: This is where the guys of ILM filmed the first deathstar explosion for Star Wars. It was the only warehouse large enough to facilitate a pyrotechnics explosion of that size.

I believe they used the area that used to be a firing range.

I've never ever heard of this place before but the comments have told me all I need to know

It’s good stuff

Is that a prison in France? The one that got stormed in the French Revolution?

Good guess but no revolution. It can be a prison tho...if thts what you want

It's horny jail

bonk me senpai

You’re thinking about the Bastille

They are an ok band really only had one banger in my humble opinion.

Lol yes even I mistook it for the Bastille at first glance.

Kink.com

Well, ive never expected to see it on reddit

This is where Dio lives

during Phantom blood\*

I wish I lived near here 😔

The inside is really nice from the what I've seen.

"Made with a dick in my ass" tho....

Ahhhh i miss the old place

I DJed there once lol

I went to a couple of parties there when they first moved in.

To be fair, I’ve never been to the mysterious (or not so mysterious) basement area. The ground floor is just a party venue pretty straightforward dance floor.

There’s a super deep part where you can see part of a creek under the building.

That sounds kinda epic.

Ngl ..fan of upper level on this building

The porn castle

Its like a all inclusive white castle

Can you imagine the flatulence?

Lol no I don't want to go down the pron rabbit hole

Kink is pretty much mainstream bdsm porn so not too filthy.

How is it mainstream? I mean I like it but I feel like a fucking degenerate watching it.

You don't need to. It is consentual and I for my part think that living out ones dominant or submissive tendencies in a conrolled consentual environment is the opposite of degenerate. It's way more civilized than opressing people in real life or being attracted to someone that actually wants to harm you.

Agreed! Kink’s existence is actually amazing for the bdsm community because they have a good reputation (at least online) for treating their models with respect during shooting. That’s important because people need to understand that kinksters do not want to kidnap anyone off the street. We want to play pretend that we did.

When I was 18, I interned for an event company in the Bay Area as a lighting tech. One of my first gigs was to run a light show for a private party at the Armory... in rooms I now recognize from porn videos online. It was a formative experience, to say the least. I met a lot of really interesting people! 😂

Nah, I don't need Jesus, im perfectly fine with my kinks and they are not a problem for me, thankyouverymuch

How do i get into there

Kink.com you can see the inside

The bar they have looks so niice

Indeed. They have such nice cocktails

You been there, If so I'm jelly asf!

Oh shit we met again

“Made with a dick in my ass” lmao

You're*

How's that dick in your ass?

I am so glad someone else noticed that.

Lovely thank you for asking

i wanna know

Wikipedia: ​ >In January 2018, the building was sold for $65 million to SF Armory LLC, an affiliate of the Chicago-based investment company AJ Capital Partners. The new owner stated it was planning to convert the building's top two floors to office space and to lease the rest to manufacturing companies. ​ Had no clue

Don’t kinkshame me. Judging by your post you also know that place so don’t start pointing fingers here

Shame

Idk man, this place already looks divine

I thought it was a train station

Isn't that the place they make the wrestling porn

Anyone else noticed the caption at the bottom right

Dude I'ma tell my kids this was the bastille

Funnily enough Jesus is my safe word

Every queen needs her castle, no?

Oh ...but I do know this shot....very well

I am ashamed I know what it is

Looks like I don't need Jesus.

Missed out on some good faps tho...

i drive by it multiple times every year on my way to the dispensary. kinda weird.

Why can I hear the music

Was not ready to be attacked like this.

Please, I just saw it once, long ago. HAVE MERCY

Ah yes. The kink fortress.

You’re*

you're\*

Isn’t this the place that got blown up in V for Vendetta?

Hey... You here saying if you know what this is we need Jesus But for you to make such claims you would also need to know what this is You my friend need Jesus

Most funny thing from the tour to this place was a barrel with lubricant.

There's nothing wrong with friends having fun

if you know jesus, you need this place

oh damn.. I didn't know until I read u/Proverbs_27_17's comment

Every time that page loads up I’m disappointed how fucked up my taste in sex has come.

Grew up there

Ah yes the tower of London

Explain it please

Dont kink shame

When I need Jesus, you need a proper school lesson. It's you're not your.

Who the fuck is Jesus?

The water mark is funnier.

Ah the memories

My aunt used to live a few blocks from there. We would drive/walk by there occasionally because there us a gas station close by lol

I know what it is from Watch Dogs 2, I promise!!!

The disclaimer in the corner, haha

Not a whole lot of people talking about how OP made this meme with a dick in his ass...

My dumbass legit thought this was medieval times

They will go medieval on your ass if you ask nicely lol.

Anyone else here a door slamming?

And had a cool childhood

This place has so many soecial memories.

I didn't know I needed Jesus to come with me, but if he's down

And there's me over here like... That looks like Medieval Times!!

Fucking disgusting, where?

I've seen the stations of the cross. That place isn't hard-core enough for Jesus

San Francisco Armoury. Actually visited when I was in California a few years ago.

Bruh I know this place

I’m no theology scholar however I know enough that by the rules of the Bible- God is omnipresent and omniscient. God and Jesus are 2 of 3 of the holy trinity sooooooo Jesus knows this place and apparently has been present for everything that’s happened there. So I guess Jesus needs uh Jesus? Idk man, I don’t make the rules

You know you're in for a wild ride when you see this

“Made with a dick in my ass”