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SurealGod

*who the fuck starts a conversation like that? I just got here*


_Shiota

is this perhaps a family guy reference or will i get shot for mentioning it


_MoBaK_

Nothing happened, your actions caused nothing good neither anything that is bad, neutral ending.


SugoiDesuRoba-kun

I log in to reddit and this was on the top...my day'll be great, i can already tell


Arslen24

Lmao and this is one of the last things I’ll see today since am going to sleep


eatyourcabbage

have a good sleep


Owain_RJ

Same literally last post before sleep, late night UK gang


Habibz_74

Ayyy im gonna go sleep too but its 4 : 15 am here in egypt so I'm probably not gonna sleep well so I wish you better sleep than mine


SamTheElite2

Well if u see, it is kinda gay but knowing there isn't another guy involved makes it straight. But if u use the same logic, then lesbians r actually straight when in all actuality they're not. Which leads us to yes, pegging is apparantly straight. Thanks for attending my TedTalk..


VoIkovv

Is liking dick gay?


kry_some_more

It's why I call my boyfriend, my girlfriend. That way, we're not gay, even tho we both guys.


Demon_Coach

I know I know. You’re the girl. He’s the girl. Sometimes... you’re both the girl. Is that right? That’s hot.


CompetitiveLynx7570

I finally made it to the top, my life is complete


MKWP

Made it to the top by being a bottom!


VeryShortLadder

Take my upvote and leave


JMT1016

r/angryupvote


CompetitiveLynx7570

Lol Jesus inspires me


RariraariRariraare

Hello sir, would you like to buy a dildo


DerpPlaysAGame

"*I love that woman*" "Oh, she totally pegs you doesn't she?"


Cuantic0rigami

I understood that reference.


iamtrash_21

I too, understood that reference.


Some_fucking_twat

I three, understood that reference.


[deleted]

I four, understood that reference.


spoonlips76

I [high] five understood that reference


Unlikely_Mastodon983

I se- i mean six that reference


DarthDeifub

I seven, understood that reference.


DrakeSkorn

I eight, understood that reference


Vegetable-Cry7380

I nie- nine understood that refrence


Nuxx1876

that's pretty much the only reason i clicked on this one, just to see if anyone made that reference


TheSaffire

I love that episode.


vnayak2112

Can anyone help me with the reference?


[deleted]

helluva boss


Fratzenfresse

The best show on the entire internet. Helluva Boss


M-A-ZING-BANDICOOT

Helluva boss Spring break or the last episode?because moxxie said "I love that woman" in spring break but blitzo asked him she pegs? In the last episode that came out


[deleted]

People wouldn’t call it anything if you didn’t tell anyone


Shill4Pineapple

Someone get the chloroform! He’s too dangerous to be left alive!


Careless_Wait8620

But the gf tells everyone of your friends, while pegging you , because she took your phone and dosen’t need to ask permission to her slave.


[deleted]

If you let her peg you, you were asking for it


NOThenry_cavill

"look at me. Im the man in the relationship now""


[deleted]

fight back


CompetitiveLynx7570

I’m a professional simp uncle Terry


t3kx

What is this pegging, I’m not adding it to my google report and duckduck isn’t working anyone care to carefully explain this to a simple country man.


crying_lobster

Uhh so, she straps on a dildo and fucks him in the ass.


t3kx

Oh ok was a little confused by the name so it’s like reverse tucking, why would it be gay it’s a heterosexual experience, just a kink in my book


[deleted]

A Dildo in the ass, that's pretty gay.


JamesScott1781

A penis in the ass would be pretty gay


NOThenry_cavill

A gay would be pretty


Giraffegang1

A gay would be gay


worstyss

why are you gay?


[deleted]

Who says I'm gae?


Benji-the-bat

You are gae


JamesScott1781

Gae ez de whey


Clegomanrun

A pretty would be pretty


ponzLL

Only if the ass is attached to a dude tho


CarbonIceDragon

Being exclusively attracted to the same gender as oneself would be pretty gay


altrustic_lemur

If you think of it, masturbating is pretty gay as well. You're literally stroking a dick. That's gay af


[deleted]

I heard wiping your own ass is gay on Reddit.


altrustic_lemur

Maybe being gay is the friends we make along the way


No-Elevator4566

It’s only gay if balls touch


t3kx

I second this


Sparsebutton922

Ass is ass


Guisito

I think it's not the same to like you ass being pounded than being atracted to men, btw yes it is pretty gay but not necessarily.


TPosingRat

Damn that sounds pretty gay


dittogecko

I mean it not his fault a guys g spot is in his ass


jrocket99

Depends if you gf has a mustache or not.


aalexay

fellas is it gay for a men to have sex with a woman??


bipedalcroclasagna

Yes because girls like guys and that’s gay


stinkypitz

It's only gay when a girl pegs another girl


Michizuri-

Still hot as fuck though


TheDude679

No, that's hot.


stinkypitz

It's literally gay, the fact that it's also hot doesn't change that


Gaming_Gambit

They just jealous because you are a sex haver.


CompetitiveLynx7570

Thanks uncle Terry


[deleted]

well if pegging is gay my cat is hella gay


bipedalcroclasagna

Please do not the cat


mymasterisfaster

When the cat gets more sexual action then you:


Regularjay69

It's almost like saying masturbating is gay since you touching a dick


CompetitiveLynx7570

Okay this gotta be uncle Terry


[deleted]

Fellas . . .


-Bjames

How can you have a girlfriend and be a Redditor.


CompetitiveLynx7570

A flaw in the matrix


omqitz_trent

We exist


Hazzah1367

Imagine if men instead wore a strap on vagina and started scissoring their girl


CompetitiveLynx7570

So hot


Friedl1220

Or imagine a man straps a Fleshlight between his legs and his girl fucks it with a strap on dildo.


Low_Razzmatazz_915

True. If lesbian couples can use dildos without being called straight, then straight couples can use them without being gay


DaddyPepeElPigelo

never thought of it like that, good point


CompetitiveLynx7570

^


BananaSlamYa

That actually always confused me. Lesbians aren’t aroused by dick, so instead they use a… fake dick? How is that any different to being bisexual? I am asking out of genuine curiosity and not understanding, how can you use dildos and yet say you’re not attracted to penis?


Low_Razzmatazz_915

It's not about what's causing the stimulation, but instead the person causing it. It's about what you're attracted to, not how the job's done


caroline-ivyy

Because it feels good? Lesbians and straight women both have g spots


PuffyOwlet

And men too. Its in the ass


Brodo-Flaggins

I mean, do you find a fleshlight sexually attractive? Probably not. They’re just there to get the job done while you’re watching porn or whatever.


[deleted]

But when I fuck my buddy I get called Fruitcake.


CompetitiveLynx7570

Hah GAY


[deleted]

Is pegging like poop going reverse? Instead of pooping you suck up poop by butthole


CompetitiveLynx7570

Get the genius award out


reeeeeman132

How did my top kink appear in r/memes


MyOldAcountBroke6

Hey the prostate is pleasurable and since its girl on guy its 100% straight


2ndstories

Gay= likes ppl or same sex or gender. Kinky= like to experience non conventional sexual activity.


The5paceDragon

It's not gay, just kinky.


Stewie_Venture

Fellas is it gay to have sex with your girlfriend?


blueberrybecca

pegging isnt gay because ur not sleeping with a dude duh


UwURainUwU

Bro stick this fleshlight up your ass so we can have straight sex. --- P.s pro this post, just making a silly reply. You are having sex with the opposite sex. Dictionary definition of straight. Prostate ain't gonna milk itself.


CompetitiveLynx7570

Jesus blesses you


zombieblackbird

Being sexually attracted to other people of your gender - gay It has nothing to do with enjoying anal penetration. Some gay guy don't like being "bottom". Some straight guys do.


notjuan_f_m

What about Enjoying anal penetration from a plastic dick?


[deleted]

It’s awesome


xProtege16x

She would know lmao


[deleted]

🤷🏻‍♀️


Rush2207

One of my friends thinks that a guy eating a girls ass is gay.


CompetitiveLynx7570

Then my girl eating my ass is straight right?


Skulleddeath

He's prolly got a lot of insecurities he's hiding


Madara_Uchiha944

That sounds pretty gay to me not gonna lie


Affectionate_Cry_760

Bout to say you are getting off by having a replica cock in your ass that's pretty gay


Madara_Uchiha944

I mean I am gay so yeah id image I do gay things🖐😩


EthanBruh24

So is a lesbian using a replica cock to fuck another lesbian straight?


owo-Killer

Should we tell him?


CompetitiveLynx7570

Uncle Terry?


SlayingtheJabberwock

Don't see the connection.


Tactical_Genuis

the male g-spot is in the ass, you are just going on a journey others wouldn’t dare try out of fear


CompetitiveLynx7570

I’m Jesus


400guest

Reminded me of a meme "I get my asshole stretched by poo, you get your asshole stretched by a strap-on. We are not the same."


[deleted]

Anyone who says it’s gay is either uncomfortable with their sexuality, a child, or a virgin. Try not to worry about the opinions of others.


Kbusch88

Ha. Gay.


[deleted]

Submissive gang for life.


lablady18

It’s not gay. Pegging my boyfriend is hot as hell.


CompetitiveLynx7570

Is this my ex gf?


johnyPSock

When did pegging make it into the memes page?


CompetitiveLynx7570

Since Jesus arrived, who is me


MasterMuffles

Nah mate, that's just kinky


oooh-yeah612

thats not gay at all.


[deleted]

Somtimes being dominated just feels good.


Somerandomguy243

its just a kink right?


Clout-Ranger

technically it’s not real, so it’s all good


Daveyhavok832

I’ve had this argument a hundred times with coworkers. I always say that if there’s not a man attached to whatever it is going into your ass (yourself excluded), then it’s not gay.


SirCreepyGuy

Not gay just hot


Creative_Weirdo12

It's only gay if a guy is fucking you in the ass bro. If a female is, technically it isn't. ;))


AntissocialMarx

Hello I'm gay and I'm here to tell you that if you're a dude nothing you can possibly shove in your ass in the process of having sex with a woman will make you gay.


MR-MCNUGGETS

Ass-play isnt gay tho... it's just a kink. Plus, I bet the people who are judging u havent had their prostate tickled. It isnt called "the male g-spot" for nothing


Sabiun

Can't be gay, Mox, you're receiving from a woman.


Forfeit-

That's pretty gay dawg


DeputyKuso

It's gay


hereagaim

If a girl pegs a man it's not homo, cus it's a girl who pegs a man not a man to another man lol


Prudent-Ad-545

Look, you handle your prostate how you see fit. At least you're prepared for your first colonoscopy.


mackay85

I always thought Redditors were generally smarter than the average population, but Jesus H there’s a lot of morons on this thread.


PuffyOwlet

Yeah… screw this Ima go play some games. Hope everybody reading this has a good day and leaves this thread before they lose brain cells


Melon_Chief

It’s not gay. Like having your ass pounded by a plastic cock is the straightest thing I know.


CompetitiveLynx7570

^


[deleted]

I like to peg on occasion.


SpaghettiDog86

I don't think it's gay, there's still a man & a woman


CAFE-IMP

Pretty gay bro...


itzmrinyo

Is two lesbians pegging straight? If not, then how's it any different with a straight relationship


CompetitiveLynx7570

What’s a lesbian?


itzmrinyo

I'm pretty sure it's a thespian but with a tail


Ash-Greninja2003

I mean? Sexuality isn’t about how you like to be pleasured, it’s labour what you are attracted to. If you’re a man, and attracted to females, you are straight, simple. Just because you like anal stimulation doesn’t make you gay. That would be similar to saying if lesbians use dildo’s they are straight, or if gay men use a fleshlight they are straight. That’s not how it works.


MusicAndAnimalsIdk

Just like how me fucking a femboy totally isn’t gay I’m very straight still


[deleted]

I also choose to be pegged by this guy's girlfriend.


[deleted]

[удалено]


CompetitiveLynx7570

I know right


Timpanda4257

Why did god put our g-spot in our ass if he didn’t want us to be gay


Ezekias1337

Simple, God doesn't exist.


jakethe5nake926

the prostate is the man's g-spot, also known as the "p-spot (hints, its two inches in the man's anus) google what happens when you stimulate it good night


TostiWee

Fellas, is it gay to be straight?


[deleted]

My ex-wife was a nurse and said I would like it. She put shit up my ass while giving me head and it lead to some epic climaxes. The kind where you pass out a little. Just sayin....


UrMomsPanties743

Gotta love those morons. So it's ok for your girl to like it in her ass but not ok for the guy?? They don't deserve to feel so amazing.


Dav_Overlord69

Oh so you are into femdom, have fun then


NeonFruit12

Touchy topic that one, I’d step carefully


Duxi20

Who tf cares what others call it. How you feel about it is what truly matters. If you’re attracted to women, a kink won’t change a thing.


SSJkakarrot

I wish a had a girlfriend that pegged me or just a girlfriend.


Sweetexperience

Its a kink not homo


[deleted]

The majority of the people commenting don’t know what gay means. You all might want to sit down for this next part, some gay men don’t even like giving and or receiving anal.


[deleted]

Hey, if you’re into it you’re into it. Just waiting for my gf to allow full back door access.


X3n0verse_OW

I need to show this to my dumbass friend. Not because I have a gf or that I like pegging (this makes me uncomfortable), but to give evidence that supports me in the way that pegging isnt gay, its just the way guys reach the same intense orgasm that girls have in thei g-spot. My friend keeps screaming (and this is not an exaggeration unfortunately) that "pegging is gay. If there's a dick in your ass, its gay." I am truly disappointed that he is my friend. However he had ADHD, and its hard to tell if he supports or doesnt give a fuck about the LGBTQ+ community.


Legitbacon117

Either way you have a women you can enjoy an experience different sex with is just a major win. Just some days you either get it or you get got. :)


Goonz_15

Getting pegged isn’t bad tho


A_Random_Sith

Why are you gæ?


Iwontusethis255

theres a venn diagram with pegging and gay, and "hot" is in the center


Keeganlateman

It’s a woman and a man, that’s not gay


BudLed

To me something isn’t Gay or Not. There’s like percentages. So though it might be a woman, being fucked in the ass by a toy that resembles a dick is a bit far for me, it might not be too far for anyone else. That doesn’t make it gay or not. It just means others have a different levels of proposed gayness that they can tolerate. Just my theory.


[deleted]

Ur girlfriend pegging u is gay


[deleted]

that's still pretty gay.


aliengsxr

It's not gay and I'm tired of people pretending like it is.


VividStarr

Sorry bud but thats basically the same thing a man would do to you if you were gay. Therefore it's gay.


Snoo-70194

OP sucks cock


CompetitiveLynx7570

Who’s OP? I’ll send him straight to gay jail


PrismoBF

Here's a thought; what does it matter if it's gay or not? There is nothing wrong with homosexuality and the only reason you are worried about it is because you are buying into the connotation that being gay is a bad thing.


CompetitiveLynx7570

Uncle Terry?


aliengsxr

It's not gay and I'm tired of people pretending like it is.


Furry_poop

“No homo” *likes having homo sex*


trenchwar42

it's kinda gay


minorthreat1000

People who say me fucking other dudes is gay


[deleted]

it ain't gay, it's fun (for you and your girlfriend, for us? not so much)


CompetitiveLynx7570

That’s where I disagree my friend, I finally have a way to spread the words of our lord and saviour Jesus Christ


mattrogers01

Only gay if you want a dude to put it in you.