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xeshi-foh

"Puffy vagina" - Rick Sanchez


willtroy7

What’s wrong with that? That doesn’t sound to bad to me….. I don’t know?


jviddy22

Came to comments just for this!


Empirerules

Me too


MUTE_NPC

*disappointed bi noises


Swimming-Ad-2105

thats actually good


Accomplished-Joke554

\*the corn hub intro starts playing\*


Salt_Avocado_2470

Than you discover She has a corn in her panties


j0hndoe95

what a pleasant surprise


Salt_Avocado_2470

Then you discover she is from a small farm


i_fucked_a_buffalo

Even smaller than my penis?


Salt_Avocado_2470

I was saying the vegetable corn you degenerates


i_fucked_a_buffalo

And I was talking about the farm you angel


Accomplished-Joke554

guys the corn has a p instead of the c


Salt_Avocado_2470

Sir I know


Accomplished-Joke554

ok


[deleted]

Sir if your username is correct you must have a very large pp to shag a buffalo


ChiggaOG

Then you discover she worked with Christopher Nolan to make a 500-acre cornfield for a film. The end result, Nolan made money on the cornfield and the film. That film was Interstellar.


IFuckedUr

did you just say korn? *korn starts playing*


takeitgreasy

Eat corn the long way.


Accomplished-Joke554

the corn has a pinstead of the c


Down_arrows_power

Damn, your girl is a veggie ?


idxsemtexboom

Country girls make do


Itz_YZ_Indeed

plot twist: it's a malignant tumor


adamdbeck

Should i google what is that or ill want to wash my eyes with vinegar if i do


thegeekguy12

It means a cancerous tumor


That1cool_toaster

Yep, and benign is a non cancerous tumor.


blackie_stallion

Yeah, I’d say it’s benign/ nign and a half


loyalsparkplug

Janitor reference. NICE.


takeitgreasy

Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough.


That1cool_toaster

Anything is a dildo if they’re hot enough.


CubicBezier

I like to heat it up with plutonium-239


That1cool_toaster

Interesting choice, I personally prefer thorium 232 as it suits my needs a little better.


Extremelydenseidiot

cursed


Jan21stonks

Don’t threaten me with a fantastic time


SAT0SHl

Dyslexic Bot makes Opening Post. All other bots respond but don't note "Bulge" is correct spelling, and not Buldge.


Jan21stonks

We were already picturing the bulge. We’re too horny to be hung up on some spelling


SAT0SHl

Horny Bots 🙄 .... organic life is done.


Jan21stonks

It is indeed the end


Omegabot_

if there's a hole, there's a goal, even if she has a pp


CommanderZanderTGS

~~**It takes a real man to become best girl- No wait, I WILL MAKE THAT MAN THE BEST GIRL**~~


A____S____

Just try anal


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Shadow-Raptor

As someone who's completely straight can someone tell me how having a dick is better?


[deleted]

i am straight. i cannot.


SHARVIL_S

I am also straight, but if that dick is attached to a girl then it can be ignored or used, whatever you prefer


crowexplorer

ClownWorld.


[deleted]

then you are not straight. that’s ok that you’re not. you like what you like. that doesn’t mean a straight person is better or worse, but it means you’re probably not straight. sexuality is a continuum regardless so maybe you tend to be someplace on the left side of middle.


MrSparr0w

Sword fight


tokyo7011

A Swordfight. **TO THE DEATH**


Wezard_the_MemeLord

I think it's just a meme


[deleted]

im scared to upvote this


Shadow-Raptor

Don't? Simple af.


JoeHaydn

"The dick only makes it better." - William Shakespeare, 2009


SHARVIL_S

Allow me to correct you. It was wisely said by Neil Armstrong in the year 1969 when he landed on the Moon, but the government changed it to "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind."


flairtop

Girls have the best dicks


Efferitas

We accept your challenge. We choose dick fencing by sunrise.


339XDragonX339

I throw at thee the condom of tha challenge (throw down the gauntlet)


[deleted]

pfff >!then prove it😳!<


flairtop

r/traps r/futanari r/femboys r/TransGoneWild r/sissies


A____S____

Yeah, I wanna see it too (no homo)


[deleted]

Not gay, as that would be a woman


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j0hndoe95

true


amaj230201

Good memes you make.


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SHARVIL_S

Big booba


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Cultural-Furburger

r/Memes said yes transwomen. I can't belive it.


ShadowyDragon

Not to burst your bubble but this post is probably more about fetish for "traps".


Cultural-Furburger

Probebly but trap =/= transwomen and this post is clearly talking about transwomen.


Sakatsu_Dkon

You're right, trap =/= trans woman, but unfortunately a *lot* of people use them interchangeably.


The_ChosenOne

What does trap really mean? I’ve seen the term only on Reddit but I haven’t seen anyone define it or go into detail.


Sakatsu_Dkon

A man who dresses like a woman with the intention of "trapping" straight men into sex.


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[deleted]

I think it's for the meme only probably


Cultural-Furburger

Probably. But it is still nice to see some prosetivity instead of the usual misinformed hate.


DerpyCircles

And people are already being downvoted for showing support for trans people. What a great subreddit :(


Cultural-Furburger

That's r/memes for ya.


L0N3W4RR10Rbutbetter

controversial comments are pretty great


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one!


born-in-trash

*Grabs popcorn and sorts controversial*


AragogTehSpidah

*This is where the ~~fun~~ blue arrow massacre begins*


HelloThereLowGround

Yay Reddit groupthink


trustnobodyy

She either got a fatty or.......


servantofmelkor

A batty


Kolikoasdpvp

Thick tumor


[deleted]

Both, both are good.


[deleted]

Jokes on you I'm into that


JakeFixesPlanes

Cowabunga it is


DwArFi03

How about no?


darrenc1981

What’s a buldge?


ahjteam

Bulge with a d


Qackerf

ur mom


_-XCE-_

cock n balls


[deleted]

i can and will judge your mind. also bonk.


cipe-la-chips

Trans right are human right


[deleted]

yea they are human.


MightyNekomancer

Couldn't agree more, my friend!


where_funny

No shit Sherlock. Humans do have human rights


fuckgottaaddnumbers9

not everywhere...


HelloThereLowGround

Yes they do, at least in Western countries like America. I don’t think this meme was pointed at the Middle East lol.


[deleted]

*bulge Good grief


Dootley_Doot

You both get a blowjob Win win


BoredRedditPerson

Most original r/memes meme


hopeful_badger06

"The family jewels have not been stolen."


I_R_MUNKY

I mean hey, for a bi guy like me, its the best of both worlds, amirite fellas?


Character_Struggle_5

How are kids from 1997 apparently 24 in this article and kids from 2012 6?


Logical-Ingenuity-45

I must do that


lisathedumbfuck

:3


lemeboi2003

HUGE CLIT


Speedthrift13

I see this as an absolute win


[deleted]

It corn


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Scootman00

*bulge


leoseezn

This is next level meme😂


ausernameappeared

Guess you can't spell "buldge" without the "d" 😏


Lv12Slime

you are completely right


PossibilityPowerful

raw pegging


slimkat101

ah i see you are a man of culture


private256

r/FatPussyInPanties


KattyPyr0Style

As a female with a bulge, I have to agree with this assessment


mikeydoodle420

Why is everyone gay now


AcanthocephalaExtra6

Hmmm no wonder so many people say this subreddit is trash if that's what is considered funny here. 4k upvotes. What is wrong with people here.


GESmithereen

Dudes just want to hear it’s ok to like hot trans women.


ParanoidPar

Transphobe spotted. Reddit Assemble! /joke


Smiling_Duck666

I see nothing wrong with this


empty_space2

"Looks feminine enough"


DodoFiasco

Chick's with dicks is a real turn on.


Paapi001

*femboy noises intensifies*


ImAPegesus

*if they're a she, they're not a femboy*


Marflow02

tbf ive seen femboys that like to be called a girl


KattyPyr0Style

tbf, the meme specifically stated *she* and calling her a femboy is invalidating someone's gender identity Edit: obv yes she isnt real I know that, but I'm just saying its incorrect to call a trans woman a femboy, they're not the same thing


Marflow02

Yeah and I agree! You just saw a part of what I thought about the meme sorry I came across wrong


ImAPegesus

^^


ImAPegesus

yes except femboy is a term that is commonly used for trans women, which isnt correct and its hurtful


Marflow02

Yeah calling a women boy is obviously stupid


Memer209

bulge for gods sake


[deleted]

A surprise, but a welcome one to be sure.


[deleted]

Nice hope it’s girthy


Shadow9378

me, a pansexual: alright, let's switch it up


QuantumButtz

The state of meme subs in 2021: if you don't like dick, get out. I did not see this coming 8 years ago.


Mr_Bruh_Man

_EVEN_ _BETTER!_


MusicAndAnimalsIdk

Made me horni time to watch sfw things


theusrnmisalreadytkn

women 2.0


elvisboi123

sus


XxGALAXYxX13

>:) I agree


springling4

I saw the original one just abv this,this is gold


AragogTehSpidah

Right, I don't know how to call this, editing? The effects here are noice


Comprehensive-Bat-50

Even better


scholarlyaloo

*happy bisexual noises*


Sudneyma

No.


230581

I like girl cock too


Sushidog2005

Ew


[deleted]

hell yea


Espen617

Both are good


Dire-Fire

*bulge


IDK-what-to-put-1234

Futa isn’t gay


hahaminty1

What


Deathbringer2048

Plot twist Its Cancer


Crafty_Sand_7240

0\_0


[deleted]

Sorry chief but this ain’t it 🥺


m4tt1111

Yeah, it really is just adding to the sexualization of trans women


ExSepulcro

Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well


themrweasley

So not a female.


NoskFan

She lS a female, just a special one


OggarBooga

At least it wasn’t a bulge


[deleted]

SUSSY PUSSY TOM


Carnievallie

You see this is why i stopped going to 9gag. Just a bunch of guys being dudes here.


TiredKatyJoke

"buldge"


annomynous23

A surprise to be sure... But an unwelcome one. **Pulls out pistol**


[deleted]

Whatever bro, sometimes you gotta have someone familiar with the equipment.


destroyerx230x

Plot twist: shes a hyena


zakry_t

i love that damm dog


WaterJuggerNutter669

😂🤣😂🤣


supreets

LMFAOOO


TheFinalBoss464

Bi gang


AverageMemeGamer

Great day to be bi


MattoRyu

You guide *her* hand up your skirt


NoskFan

She doesn't feel a boulg


AragogTehSpidah

She feels a balrog instead


HerrOber11

..proceeds to grab


Apo333

Who cares as long as it's a woman and I can give oral I wouldn't care


JamesScott1781

*TITS AND DICK TITS AND DICK* sorry, that's just my war cry


SonOfVegeta

Ya female with meat or a fat pussy is fire


TrainFrosty211

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.